This woman finds it weird that there isn't already a national holiday for single women in their mid-30s with no children.

pic.twitter.com/YhgkwH4h6N

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 13, 2024

Why do mid 30 women all use same filter ? It's like terrible and it can't keep up with her head movement, giving strange pixels and can't even recognise where her eyes are.

Also she is already celebrating every day for being free and single from all the bs baggage as husband and children, she is strong female protagonist and every day is celebration.

If you haven't heard of Marvel Rivals, it's a team hero shooter (Overwatch) starring Marvel characters.

Nevermind why they're doing this - Overwatch hasn't been successful in years, !g*mers discuss - but recently early alpha codes were delivered with one stipulation:

absolutely no negative reviews allowed

https://twitter.com/A_Seagull/status/1789468582281400792

Yes you heard right, these chinamen thought they could ban playtesters from shittalking their game AND that no-one would spill the beans that they were forbidden from criticism

Naturally when this got out, they were quick to issue a bullshit PR response:

https://twitter.com/MarvelRivals/status/1789895401723822410

You don't have to read this. All it says is

We're sorry our shitty policy got leaked. We'll change it but only because you caught us.

Extra funny bonus content: the D-tier wannabe streamers sucking up to this obvious PR stunt in the Twitter replies by pretending it's a company that's "listening to feedback" (and then begging for codes for the alpha access )

https://twitter.com/Recall_YT/status/1789950703827358022

https://twitter.com/ThatzAwkwrd/status/1789966716300034229

https://twitter.com/Rakunvar/status/1790061761355284563

And tons of losers begging for keys without even bothering to kiss butt

Side-note: fellow !boomers I am so fricking sick of seeing "W response" on so many comments, it's not just that it's zoomer lingo that enrages me, it's that it's just a brain dead zero effort comment that contributes nothing, it makes me so fricking mad to see it

like holy frick STFU unless you have some stupid frickin HR shit to post about job hiring.

I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.

I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t

— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

(https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

Blud got doxxed

(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

anime avatar

Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeг babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

Sarcasm with GPT-4o pic.twitter.com/APrYJMvBFF

— OpenAI (@OpenAI) May 13, 2024

It's uncanny, every woman I have ever talked to sounds just like that, except this one also sounds like Scarlett Johansson.

Obsolete by 2025. Men going their own way with robots. Her.

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790089511608725740

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790072174117613963

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790089521985466587

"Hail! Holy One who rises in the skies! Hail! Holy Priestess of Heaven! Hail Inanna, great Lady of Heaven! Holy torch! You fill the sky with light! You light up the day at dawn!

Hail Inanna, great Lady of Heaven! Incredible Lady of the Gods, Annuna! Crowned with the lunar crescent, You fill heaven and earth with light!

At dusk, the radiant star, the great light fills the sky, The Mistress of the Night comes bravely from the sky, People in all lands lift their eyes to Her,

The ox in his yoke lowers for her, The sheep raise the dust in her fold, The steppe's wild beasts and numerous living creatures, The lush gardens and orchards, the green reeds and trees,

The fish of the deep and the birds of the sky,

Inanna makes them run to their resting places.

Hail Inanna! First daughter of the Moon!

Mighty, majestic and radiant, You shine brightly at night, You illuminate the day at dawn, You are in heaven like the sun and moon, Your wonders are known above and below,

To the greatness of the Holy Priestess of Heaven, To Thee, Inanna, I sing!"

Inanna zami

My dad always used to say that the way you build wealth is by building equity in your home.

My housing plan would help Americans achieve homeownership by giving households $400 a month for two years when they buy their first home. pic.twitter.com/TH0BObFbRM

— President Biden (@POTUS) May 10, 2024

If you have to get a shit cappucino then pay cash not card. These "people" are evil and twisted

Some of you might know how horrible they were to me and they will continue until we STOP THIS

Uploaded a new video regarding a serious fraud of an activist known as Keffals. Over an hour of deconstructing her various lies and examining her terrible lies will prove to you why she is danger to people they represent and those surrounding them. pic.twitter.com/jjKpI6cM5a

— Mutahar (@OrdinaryGamers) May 11, 2024

Video here:

Bonus content: Keffals claims Ordinary G*mers used the wrong pronouns in the original tweet, but Community Notes comes in to correct the record

!fitness seriously tho take the canpill