This video really changed my psyche forever I am not the same person I was before I watched it for the first time pic.twitter.com/mOQ1i08nlg

— aryaman 🇵🇸 (@aryamaaan) April 24, 2024

Under Modi, while reporting in New Delhi, I remember texting friends frantically asking them if they could text me enough of the Hanuman Chalisa that I could memorise on a bike because people with guns and knives were using it to check if you were Hindu. https://t.co/KrtjnWufNp

— Naomi Barton (@therealnaomib) April 24, 2024

And yet he is alive

So you couldn't add full text to the search term?

You are a global majority as a Catholic tho

Holy based wtf I had no idea it was open season on journos too I'd have gone there myself then did I miss the chance to collect a journo scalp?

Gollum was a hobbit too. One that had been converted.

Anyway reason this story is obviously fake isn't we don't have murderous mobs(we do and they are very based) its that 99% of lindoos can't recite hanuman chalisa themselves. She tried ripping off what muzzie terrorists do with kalma for the shock value but 99% of muzzies actually know the kalma

I'm able to purchase cosmetics because socialism exists, so I could get access to subsidised education, use that to earn my keep by teaching in the classroom, which in turn buys me eyeshadows that I use to teach about socialism to the public at large. I am because socialism, as…

— Dr. Ruchika Sharma (@tishasaroyan) April 24, 2024

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— International Chess Federation (@FIDE_chess) April 23, 2024

Now that's winning. Getting to the table when you can't even drink.

🇵🇰 Pakistan: Reshma, a 9-year-old Hindu girl in Sindh, was forcibly abducted, taken to a Sufi Dargah, converted, and married to 45-year-old Wazir Hussain. According to Pakistan's court and laws, this marriage is validated, stating she is 19 years old and accepted Islam willingly.… pic.twitter.com/WkDxHdJiDm

— Shunya (@Shunyaa00) April 23, 2024

The reporter asks her if she married willingly I think. She doesn't reply, then she gets dragged away.

Not giving all minorities in Pakistan especially refuge here is one of the most evil things this state has done. I understand security issues, economic issues, everything but even so.

Imagine being a D*lit man and listening to her talking about her dating Brahmins and other upper caste men.
Bruh! https://t.co/4HCXXNWr44

— 🍁 (@gjdnwathwp) April 23, 2024

First

>They mention their girlfriends and boyfriends in papers they present to other people

Sometimes amid hating my own I forget how much rabidly worse the other humanities streams are. History looks positively chuddy in comparison to this shit.

Juicy bit

All my articles talk about my ex boyfriends. Because most of them belong to different caste like Brahmins and non deletes you know like OBCs and the caste lessons I received from my ex boyfriends has given me so much knowledge about caste system. Because I have dated everyone across India() Someone from Punjab, a Pandey() from UP, someone from Bihar

Wait why's every state she mentions northern? Is she northern?

Who knew Surpanakha's character was prophetic, be safe out their north of vindhyas bros

Also

>in every academic paper we need to talk about our relationships ya its very important

Again, wtf I'd think some r-slurred master's student had taken the mike somehow if people started talking about their relationships at a history seminar.

What's the point of this wokery?
Why Buddhist customs and rituals just aren't enough to live a happy peaceful married life? pic.twitter.com/VfigzoxoXo

— The White-Dark Knight (@syndrome_knight) April 23, 2024

>This is the person calling you a fascist online

Scholar of decolonisation here.

This is not decolonisation. Quite the opposite: recolonisation. https://t.co/jK2uynEJVk

— Priyamvada Gopal © (@PriyamvadaGopal) April 22, 2024

>Working at Cambridge

>About decolonisation

Foreigners Renting Flats In Greater Noida To Set Up Meth Labs: Cops https://t.co/iHQE3RiVMf pic.twitter.com/IL13KEwhgJ

— NDTV (@ndtv) April 22, 2024

Long before Pragya Pandey and Adil Hasan first crossed paths in New York, they had both lived and studied briefly in Florence, Italy, during different periods of their college years—falling in love with the romanticism of the Tuscan capital. Later, fate ensured that the duo would meet in their hometown of New York where they bonded over their passion for art, culture and renaissance history. “It was one of those, ‘you meet once and you just know' situations,” the couple reveals about their first date, describing how they fell in love on the streets of New York; from sharing slices of pizza on sidewalks to strolling the city with a coffee in hand.

Soon enough, the couple found themselves planning a surprise proposal for each other. Only, Pandey managed to pull it off first. “I took Adil for a walk to dinner and stopped by the neighbourhood bookstore down the block from our home. The store was kept open late just for us and there was also a violinist. I shared a short poem that I had written for Adil, asking him to marry me. It was private, special and such a New York moment,” she reveals.

When it finally came to choosing a destination for their intimate nuptials, the couple knew it had to be Florence. It's a city that held deep meaning for both. “We scouted for locations across Europe, from the Greek islands to the South of France, but we kept coming back to Florence,” they say. Villa Pitiana, an estate set amidst rolling hills in the Tuscan countryside made for just the right venue with its rustic charm and sprawling grounds. Originally a monastery dating back to the 13th century, its grandeur and understated beauty ticked all the boxes for the celebrations they had envisioned.

The couple admits that it wasn't an easy feat balancing both their religious customs and traditions with their respective families. “We shared a vision for our wedding where our families felt equally included and both sets of traditions were respected, all the while celebrating the love we have for each other, and them,” they explain. To honour their cultures, they decided to hold two wedding ceremonies back-to-back; the pheras as well as a nikah ceremony. The bride and groom also incorporated their own vows into the ceremonies. “When two different cultures or religions converge, there is a fear of the unknown. However, it was during the wedding weekend and especially during the ceremonies, that these barriers were broken. It was a realisation that although different, our traditions are remarkably similar,” the couple shares.

Lots more photos for !clinklickers

Bonus feet:

Where can we post this to farm sneed from and ????

And how expensive is living there

Accounts of common youth who are doing tedious job of watching Instagram and Facebook 24x7 will automatically get Rs 8500 credited every month to their bank account....Takatak ... Takatak.#WealthRedistributionPlan pic.twitter.com/bIbnxYiQuA

— Megh Updates 🚨™ (@MeghUpdates) April 22, 2024

The meltdown on PM Modi’s comments on Congress’ ill-informed wealth distribution is so delicious that I have decided to catalogue it for posterity.

Here’s a thread on it:

1. Gutter meltdown pic.twitter.com/K7boLAoLiB

— Brutal Truth (@sarkarstix) April 21, 2024

The Oppsn party has promised a survey of all assets and redistribution on the basis of ethnic identities. The PM just reminded Hindoos who the poorest(and thus greatest recipients) of such a scheme would be. This has caused much asspain. This comes on back of a first phase of polling that some have said brings bad news for Mudiji, his voters aren't enthused enough to go out and vote during the heat wave. So hopefully this is just the trailer to more drama further down the line

Who works in the gutters? Casteism

Not Islamophobia I can't believe it.

Compelling argument now enter the illegal immigrant detention center pls.

Oh no Sakshi Joshi from Bandra decided not to give Mudiji traction His campaign is basically finished

Just finished reading Nastik by @kushal_mehra on the contrast between the Hindu tradition of “atheism” and the Western concept of Atheism. Written in an easy style that clearly explains why a practising Shakta like myself and and a Nastika like Kushal see no contradiction in… pic.twitter.com/mUSMJt3wKw

— Sanjeev Sanyal (@sanjeevsanyal) April 20, 2024

I can't believe he'd call my favourite meme ideology woke.

Are purity checks the best use of time when the barbarians are ramming the gates though?

Ok this one needs to be shot. But not all of us are like that

मैंने कितने विषय पे बोला लेकिन मूर्खों को सिर्फ़ दिखायी दिया बूब्स

— Nidhi Chaudhary (@thenidhii) April 21, 2024

!bharatiya

Titstrology lady is mad people like her tits.

Also Nidhiji

This could unironically be a great hentai plot !anime

Have it carry milk while its returning

Jupiter is in

Why constant overtaking in city is waste and unnecessary risk. Proof with live demo.

All the time saved on roads is someday spent roaming around police, courts, hospitals & service centers. Trust me when I say this as a practicing Advocate.#roadsafety pic.twitter.com/HkcVX7FQxw

— Sandeep Hari (@Sandeephari_) April 20, 2024

I can guarantee this guy is over 40 years. Oldstrags can't handle speeds greater than the bullock cart's they rode in all their life. Total oldstrag death.

But its slower so its SAFE

>No killer instinct

Weak

@cyberdick as our resident white woman appreciator would you have saved her?

"(In 1961) India hosted a seminar on colonialism… Angolan leader J. Ferreira Viana said India’s failure to liberate Goa had retarded liberations all across the world. What had begun as a condemnation of Portuguese colonialism turned into an attack on India’s policy on Goa."

— Gokul Sahni (@Gokul_Sahni) April 20, 2024