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Doner Kebab Burger! :marseysaturn: Do they have AbraKebabra in :marseyflagus: ?

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!goyslopenjoyers Favourite way to eat Kebab? This Burger has pickled chili's on it with coleslaw and sweet chilli sauce. :marseyantiwork:

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I know it's filthy but I'm impartial to a classic British takeaway donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauce:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726929529678214.webp

Or a donner pizza if I really want to feel like shit the next day. The greasier the better:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726929696569612.webp

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Tastes amazing in the act but you feel like complete shit the second you finish it. Post-slop clarity? !goyslopenjoyers

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I feel like this is what defines goyslop

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!commenters my dinner last night (split two ways). Spicy pizza (pepperoni, onions and chilis), donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauces, jalapeño poppers.

This was accompanied by a can of diet Irn Bru.

I feel like I've been gargling sand all night.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269890744915204.webp

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!besties The best goyslop is an Irish Spice Bag. Chips and fried chicken with onions, chillis and peppers tossed in spices and salt/pepper. Makes me feel disgusting the day after but it's :marseylickinglips:

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I feel like shit after one bite, sleep terribly (salt coma) and then wake up feeling like shit. Love it.

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:coomer: :!to: you but with shit food

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726929696569612.webp

:#arousedpizzashill:

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Doner kebabs are :horny:

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I did a paella making session yesterday in Valencia and the guy running it was over from Singapore doing an internship. You should get a kebab internship.

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I'm too old for internships :marseywall:

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Kebab is a lifetime of learning

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I think you can grill kebab in a chimney starter if you clip a skewer inside it. You have to brine the meat over night for best results. I made a chicken kebab by stacking chicken thighs over the grill :marseyexcited:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269305432176929.webp

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Do you ever get any from Red Cross?

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:#marseyconfused2:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269394697915733.webp or https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269395700697722.webp

:#arousedpizzashill:

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This looks r-slurred. It needs to be in a turkish pide bread :marseyraging:

!karaboga

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:marseyindignant: This is :marseyhibernian: fusion cuisine! The kebab meat a mix of crispy and tender :marseylickinglips:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726931167650763.webp

The pide is quite big and is usually cut to four pieces for döner kebab. Imagine using the whole thing for an america sized burger food :marseywholesome:

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German Kebab uses far too much sauce thoughever. :marseyindignant: I always have to ask for extra pickled chillis.

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https://media.tenor.com/8Y4tlL5MQFEAAAAx/dune-dune-part-2.webp

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i roll it in flatbread myself. imma throating

:marseycigar:

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You're a fricking Turkish zoomer furry, b-word? I assume you're diaspora, though, right, b-word? :marseyconfused2: What religious affiliation do your parents have, b-word?

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nah lived my whole life here https://media.tenor.com/KGOZpYL0FTAAAAAx/scream-if.webp

i just think fox girls are cute :marseylaying:

shia :marseyali:

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https://media.tenor.com/wniGej4_nRMAAAAx/islam-allah.webp

@UraniumDonGER apparently you like this lil zimzoom pray for him with me, please. :marseypraying:

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:#marseyinshallah:

!ummah pray for this lil zoomer to get some bread pls :marseybow:

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I wish he would look up to Jesus as he looks up to Mohammed, but with more joy in his tiny fur heart :marseypraying:

@Kang-PrimeTimeline

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lets do both, we wuz brothers :iknowthatfeelbro:

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>Shia

:marseymath:

This explains so much

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what is that supposed to mean big guy

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The tism lineage :marseydramautist:

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we wuz descended from Ali and shii

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>B-word posting

Quite edgy today, Bible thrower boy :stoningbibles:

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https://media.tenor.com/CTz3lUGWbOYAAAAx/reface.webp

HOUSE EDGY!!! :marseyraging: I'll get my revenge.

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i think hes mad :marseysad:

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That's a sandwich not a burger.

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It's a burger. Here is a sandwich for your reference

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726933130137791.webp

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https://media.tenor.com/dAtz8QusbpcAAAAx/english-breakfast-sandwich-food.webp https://media.tenor.com/bA8FWc0lOhAAAAAx/union-jack-british-flag.webp

That's a fricking burger too. :marseybong:

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I'd need to see it from another angle.

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No burger patty = not a burger.

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What about chicken burgers then?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269340643458767.webp

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That's a patty too though

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One of the fascinating consequences of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis is that the American mind is basically incapable of understanding the concept of the British chicken sandwich.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726940833883665.webp

One need only show this image to your nearest American and ask him to describe what he's seeing. Watch the piggish eyes bulge out of his head. Hear the asthmatic gasps of surprise as he struggles with—what is to him—a completely alien artefact.

"Is it a chicken salad?" He cries (note there is no "salad" of any kind inside the sandwich. The American mind, which so over-polices the usage of the word "burger", can not help but insert the word "salad" into every possible context. My suspicion is this characteristic Americanism allows continentals to shovel bucketfuls of ice cream into their mouths while claiming "I'm eating a salad". I suspect even a slice of unadorned cheese on a plate would be described as a "cheese salad" by the typical American, though I have yet to test this).

Soon realising that he is being confronted by something entirely beyond his ken, the American resorts to that so characteristic reaction of a moron encountering the unfamiliar: Not curiosity. But violent disgust.

"That's gross! That's gross! I would never put chicken between sliced bread. That's not a chicken sandwich! It's not. It's not! It's nothing like my McChickens!" Notice the petulant stomping of the American's trotter atop the floorboards as he—at last—is confronted the narrowness of his world view. Neurologically incapable of syncretising this new information, he rejects that such a sandwich may even exist. He cannot comprehend that there are people who eat and enjoy the humble chicken sandwich every day.

At last we see the inherent obesity of the American. Obesity built into the bones of his very "language". He defines all kinds of words for the fattening, the sloppy, the caloric, the restaurant heated, but reserves no words for a simple meal of bread and chicken made in one's own kitchen. He has over a thousand words to describe his beloved Big Macs, but is purely incapable of speaking of any meal below 800 calories. Moreover, robbed of that linguistic capacity, he cannot even conceive of it as a meal.

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tldr?

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we tend to buy it as gyros, usually in a pita not buns

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Gyros are usually more creamy rather than spicy right? I know they use Tzatziki :marseylickinglips:

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depends on the place, and not usually spicy. i get extra tzatziki if they have it

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Yep, and it's pork too. :marseylickinglips:

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This is upsetting why don't those ketchup packets have the little arrow showing you where to tear them?

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Frick. Is that a Wimpy's?

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There are only two rules: no bigotry and no /r/drama users.

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