EFFORTPOST The face of a generation - jobless zoomer aspiring tradwife neurodivergent with a psych degree banking on becoming a social media star leeching off her parents :marseyautism:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t10zZuaGt1E

Self-professed neurodivergent

Daughter of two lawyers

Confused why men ask her what she does for a living on dates, "she's the prize"

Reliant on her parents completely for finances

Finished internship "at a tech company" "program management"

Parents want her to pay her own darn bills (she doesn't), has had arguments about it

Psych degree last year

Internship from March to August

"I enjoy being funemployed" timestamp - uses this word repeatedly

Aspiring social media personality? Plan is to get viral "doing something" so she can start selling merch timestamp

Pays for - utility bills, "some of" food, "some of" nights out

Parents both lawyers timestamp

"You're not gonna get tiktok famous from this show so I hope you're not thinking that." timestamp

"I've been through so much" timestamp

  • was called "Miss Piggy" in high school because she was overweight, still seething about it :marseyxd:

Didn't give them a statement for the CC timestamp

  • Companion card "she knows if I had my own credit card I would be in massive amounts of debt"

  • Not sure what the balance is on her card

  • Hard cut to baby product ad placement :marseyxd:

"Honestly, I just want to be a stay-at-home pilates wife, like not gonna lie, jobs and me do not get along" timestamp

She doesn't know what a CC statement is timestamp

She's missing payments, her mother is on this card too :marseyemojirofl: timestamp

Caleb seethes about her blowing at him timestamp

Convo about parents enabling her, mentions a lot of her friends are in the same position? timestamp

She is proud of graduating college timestamp

  • really proud of her extracurricular? "cross country, track, a sorority"

  • Some D3 university? timestamp

A lot of my scamfluencer friends are funemployed timestamp

  • Life coaching, dating coaching, fitness coaching

  • She is getting a National Academy of Sports Medicine certification?

CC Statement (4908) timestamp

  • $568 minimum payment

  • No payment history

  • Thinks her parents have been paying? Caleb does not see any payments made at all

  • Thinks her mother does not know what her balance is?

  • On trips they just "girlmath it on the Amex" ? timestamp

    • "Sister is one of the most hard-working people?"

    • Family is mad at her, arguing over finances

    • Blew her chance at the internship since she didn't get a job offer out of it?

  • Crime victim timestamp

    • sexual assault victim?
  • Reads out her spending timestamp

  • "My dad, I really hope he doesn't watch this because he is gonna flip out" timestamp

  • Thinks she spent 1000 total last month, actually it was 7549 [timestamp](

    • There was a hotel fee on there that was nearly a thousand all on its lonesome :marseyemojirofl:
  • "I don't want to feel like I'm missing out just because I don't have like a cushy job like they do" timestamp :marseydarkfoidretard:

She tries to discuss politics timestamp

  • She fails to explain what tax she would want :marseyclapping:

Owes for a class timestamp

  • "Social media package from one of my besties" - aforementioned scamfluencer I assume

  • $2'000 - Five strategy sessions how to make captivating content :marseysurejan:

  • "She works in corporate" :marseyquestion:

"This guy she knows has a large following on Instagram and she paid him $350 and didn't know what he was talking about" timestamp

  • Advice on how to run her socials

  • Did not get the value she wanted out of it

  • 100,000 Tiktok followers :marseyemojirofl:

  • "How come I'm not able to get followers on tiktok?!"

    • "Because you don't make interesting or engaging content that resonates with people!" :marseyraging:

"Was going to do a plant medicine retreat and paid for it and couldn't go because of her medication" timestamp

  • I really did want to go to that but I didn't do my research

  • Mentions that she is training for a marathon right now :marseysquint:

"Everyone in my family has been successful but me, I'm like cursed or something" timestamp

  • "I need to go to like ABA [Applied Behavior Analysis] or something"

Has been having medical issues she doesn't want to talk about timestamp

  • "Really really set me back in my internship"

Hates the tech industry because the "entitled" guys she's gone out with in the tech industry have made her split the bill timestamp :marseyxd:

  • "No offense, I would have made you split the bill because I wouldn't have enjoyed the date"

Wants to try and monetize her frivolous spending (through social media) timestamp

Ran a background search on a prospective date to see if he had a criminal record timestamp

Can't stop herself from ordering UberEats

Calls her mother timestamp

  • Caleb doesn't talk

  • "I feel like you and dad give me too much leniency with my finances" - Cringekino :marseyyikes:

  • Questions about her investment account? "I've been keeping track of the stock that I have" :marseyemojirofl:

  • Mother is extremely nice and understanding of her fail-daughter

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33:05 - "What if there was a world where everyone had money and everyone was able to live comfortably?"

33:40 - "Reality sucks, capitalism is bad. I don't like it"

Later "the rich need to be taxed to the max, I already know who I'm voting for"

!anticommunists Amazing window into socialist thought from Basic Rich Ditz :marseyopera:

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If you've ever been to a DSA meeting this is how all of them are lol

!anticommunists

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P-point of person privilege, point of personal privilege. P-please DO NOT U-USE GENDERED LANGUAGE

:#soycrytalking:

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This video is never not funny.

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Also lots of complaining about "idiot libs."

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I used to think Bush claiming "they hate us for our freedoms" was an empty platitude

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"Point of personal privilege! Point of personal privilege!!"

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Honestly, I just want to be a stay-at-home pilates wife, like not gonna lie, jobs and me do not get along

:#gigachadqueen:

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how long until she's showing her holes on only fans for $5

:#marseywould:

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That voice is enough for a

:marseywouldnt#:

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That's why men are visual creatures

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:marseyyikes:

Have you seen what the average moid chases after and that hoe-flation is not a made up term

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Holy shit I don't think I get make it through this one. They've had some characters on but this one is something else.

I only watched the first few minutes but it seems like the hawk tuah girl is basically her inspiration and she wants to be like her. Like this b-word is hanging out on a street hoping to be interviewed for some street interview channel so she can say something funny/witty (doubt) and get viral.

Unironically she might be better served just playing the actual lottery lmao.

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the hawk tuah girl is basically her inspiration

you will never be this "neighbourhood older big sis you are totally into who is home for the summer and are totally into but alas you just have to think of her while rubbing one out omg is that her new bf omg omg why can i get a", she is unique

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17271225277144673.webp

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Did you go rubbing after this comment? :marseysmughips:

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no

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Isn't it still a viable career path for any attractive enough young foid to get a well lit studio, show off some cleavage, and play video games on Twitch? Or is even that market oversaturated now?

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lmao bb that's been oversaturated for ages, there's a ton of women doing the same thing and only 0.001% of them are gonna see any real money from it.

tbh it's never actually been a sure way to earn a living. Sure some people do and some even get rich but it's kinda like aiming to make a career out of being in a rock band - except that's just your aspiration and you're not in a band yet and don't even know any instruments while you sit at home leeching from your parents.

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Indeed many such cases https://i.rdrama.net/images/17271336107526083.webp

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The average OnlyFans whore earns negative profit

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I see Caleb, :#marseycalebhammer: I updoot :marseyupvote2:

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she's pretty cute, I think she'll be fine.

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Double chin tho

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Another place to rub my weenie between

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i don't understand white people, she is uggo

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Lmbo, you can tell she was a piggy growing up and will become a piggy once she locks someone down.

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She could just pay sexy Indian dudes to boost her social media. Would be more effective.

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!peakpoors new poorcel kino just dropped :#marseysoypoint:

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Confused why men ask her what she does for a living on dates, "she's the prize"

Men need to stop padding the egos of 5s

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if she were the exact same person except more intelligent and charming, sweeter and kinder, and a bit more interested in her self-presentation, then she really would be the prize. she's not wrong about how privileged foids are when their parents are rich. a man with those traits would still need to figure his shit out before hitting "the wall" for free-living chads at age twenty-X.

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There's no way that's her normal voice

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:#marseyextinction:

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this one belongs on /h/braincels

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When does she expect to be attractive enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to be a prize :marseybadgejewgold: worth having?

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I am not kidding this is the second time I have seen the word "funemployed" this week and the first time is when I accidentally happened upon :carp: profile on the NMS Galactic Hub Wiki

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>accidentally

Why are you stalking me fr


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I'm not :marseyrain:I just started playing last week and have been having a lot of fun so I've been trying to see what is realistically possible to build. Even though the most complicated thing I'd have the patience or the acumen to do myself would be like a big old grey box filled with a bunch of stairs and platforms and stuff. My brain is built on logic, not creativity.

Also you're among like the first 10 users listed on the wiki and shill the game sometimes on here so I did know to look out for you.

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Oh none of my builds are particularly impressive at face value, they're more super creative in terms of usage (racetracks, arenas—the fog arena just dropped and is a work of art, but would appear probably unremarkable to those unfamiliar with the game) so I'm absolutely not a good baseline for the ultra crazy stuff people like sully and italic and random Redditors do. Notwithstanding the nature preserve colony campsite+dock of course but that's not public.

myself would be like a big old grey box filled with a bunch of stairs and platforms and stuff. My brain is built on logic, not creativity.

This is how I was too! For a long while lol. If you engage with and come to love the universe enough and get a general idea of what can be done, the rest happens naturally even to the most neurodivergent. Though I admittedly have an unhealthy fondness for NMS so that did a lot with breaking through my grid-centric tism.


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Don't downplay your accomplishments, what're not impressive at face value to you seems borderline unattainable and are very cool to someone (me) who has no idea what he's doing yet.

And I do plan to engage with the community eventually, and learn how to become halfway competent in regard to some of the more unapproachable aspects of the game. I'm just a little shy (for example I lurked here for like, a year before I ever even made an account) so I want to make sure I wouldn't come off like a total r-slur before I did any of that. I know I need to punch the metaphorical clock for a while, that is if I continue having as much fun playing as I'm having currently.

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