FRICKING MUZZIES!!! 
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My abs hurt from hurling and I cut off my beard 5 hours in, also put my rosary in the wash by accident with the sheets and it broke (@Corinthian
). When will muzzies stop persecuting us Christians in Europe? !catholics
Historians will describe this as the inciting incident for the rise of the far right in my house when analyzing the writing of my manifesto "Mein Kebapf".
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That's what you get. Moids shouldn't wear jewelry.
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You don't wear the rosary, you heathen
That makes God upset
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I must have missed that lesson. I was doomed from the start.
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Sounds like the nuns didn't threaten you enough
It's okay, I will pray a decade of the rosary for you
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I don't wear it, I just pray on it at night. I'm not some robe wearing, incent smoking, Franciscan monk.
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But did you
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About 5 buckets worth
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Is that metric?
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A metric shitload yeah
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Do European restaurants just not have health standards?
The kebab meat
@AverageBen10Enjoyer had the other day also sounded nasty
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We have pretty strict standards. Everyone gets rated regularly between 0 and 5 stars, and the inspectors have the power to immediately close restaurant until changes are made. I'm not sure how so many kebab shops/Indians get away with it.
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Probably harder to enforce on kebab shops like how 9/10 foodtrucks in new York serve fecal matter in their food.
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Good chance you ate food prepared with his shit wiping hand.
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Yeah, that was my thinking.
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I'm so sorry you're trapped in an Islamic country
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I have a -5 resistance to Islamic and gypsy curses but a +5 bonus against hoes.
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You know you have to mend, bury, or burn your rosary to dispose of it as a fricking Sacramental, right, b-word?
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I'm trying to mend it before God smites me again.
Thank you for the prayers
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Eurocels no fridge
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No A.C, no fridge, no hot Latinx gf. What a shithole.
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Praying for you rn
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Thank you
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It was just God stopping you from having to live with the horror of consuming s*x trafficked schoolgirl.
You should be grateful for He works in mysterious ways.
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I feel like you deserve it for being bongistani.
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I would if I were. Thankfully my only affliction is severe vomiting and not living in England.
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