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Hot right?
/u/bluebunny20 come to rDrama Queen. We are the webs #1 hemorrhoid support forum. We have experts like @peepeehands who can help you.
Honestly really funny seeing her butt next to a hemorrhoids post
She also has posts in Bipolar, ADHD, aspergirls, eating disorder subs and it looks like she was a stripper / sugar baby at some point. Carp, come get your girl.
You posting this here reminds me of when one of the hot girls at my high school teased the special ed kids by pulling down her pants and shaking her butt at them and said "bet you wish you could touch this"
i was gonna say that you're too hot to be posting here but saw that you're also posting about your bad hemorrhoid problems so it evens out.
i also have a birthmark on my butt crack that looks like a poop stain. God likes to keep me humble
Hot girls always have a little ibs going.
it's the ed
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He's sucking Elons peepee so hard all over this thread
https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1fe4fcj/what_happened_to_this_guy/
He's editing all his comments now because rs jannies banned him
He speaks the dramneurodivergent language. /u/BO978051156 comment below so I can chud you.
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The way redditors talk about Kendrick Lamar is sickening
Notice the language used here. "Suck the guys peepee" "white redditors" "cucked".
It is safe to assume that OP is a yt himself, feeling threatened by all his fellow yts showing appreciation for music created by a black butt mothafricka. OP consoles himself by declaring Kendrick fans to be overwhelmingly white, and therefore changing his music into a white people thing and therefore less threatening.
Let's see what the other rs crackas have to say about this:
I wonder if this user could define "PMC" (Professional Managerial Class) in a clear and concise manner, three sentences or less. Any wagers?
lol
Two things you hear crips and/or bloods bumping in the whip in Comption: Not Like Us and contrarian podcasts by anorexic new yorkers. I'll admit though, it has "been a minute" since I last hung out in a "major black area of la"
lol
this comment is almost decent, especially when it points out the tremendous volume of leaf seethe during the Drake/Kendrick beef earlier this year. But he stumbles when he makes the claim any nonwhite people use redscarepod. In truth, it is a bunch of whites calling each other white.
I love it when red scare posters try to get down with the brothas!
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This gentleman caught my eye back when I was browsing rspod and he posted some insane sneed screed about women because he got got by a ragebait tweet. At the time he was posting as Contra-La-Luna. I pointed out how stupid he was for getting so spitting mad and received this response from him:
following the ban of rspod, I figured we'd seen the last of him. Not so! I replied to a comment on the red scare film subreddit and lo and behold:
Suddenly, this cute twink was back on my radar! It wasn't long before he made a post that really started a conversation on red_scare_pod. You see, he doesn't care much for foids and wants to make that very clear. Because he is so frequently jannied, I had to use pullpush to get the post title:
Here is a link to the thread, though most of his comments have been removed: https://old.reddit.com/r/red_scare_pod/comments/1f4th7v/removed_by_reddit/
Some choice comments:
After this outburst, he was banned temporarily, only to return and immediately post this:
I think bbscorpioxo will be a fun character to follow on the various redscare offshoot forums!
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about a year ago i found out about ballpeepees, the mechanism in pottys that fill it with water. I don't know anything about pottys and I thought it was a funny name for a thing. I ended up calling a Home Depot in my town and kept asking them for ballpeepees, shoehorning the word "ballpeepee" into the conversation gratuitously. No people around, no recording the call, just pranking alone for the love of the game. I acknowledge that at the age of 32 that is immature behavior but I thought it was funny and I really wound up the Home Depot employee, it was hilarious.
A little over a month after that call I'm hanging out with friends. One of my friends brought over this girl from work that none of the rest of us knew. Anyway the conversation moves to the topic of pranks we did as kids. Everyone is going around telling theirs, and I ended up telling the story about how I called the Home Depot and said "ballpeepee" a bunch of times. No one really thought it was funny, which I half-expected, but the thing is I framed the story as something I did when I was a kid. But the girl none of us knew was like holy shit that happened like a month ago at this Home Depot I was at. Apparently she had been there to buy something and one of the employees she approached for assistance had just got off the phone and was chuckling to himself. She asked what was funny and he was hesitant to admit but after some cajoling said that a guy called and kept asking to replace his ballpeepee. The employee said that he would pause before and after saying "ballpeepee" and really put his mouth right next to the phone and over pronounce the word, all the shit I was doing and it was very clear that it was my call being described. I said, like, oh that's crazy I thought I was original when I was a kid but I guess kids nowadays are still doing the same jokes me and my friends were doing as kids. Everyone to my surprise believed me and didn't once suspect that it was me who made the call my friend's coworker heard about.
Anyways cut to now and me and that girl have been dating for about eight months. Prior to the last few weeks, I had not once even thought about the ballpeepee story. Her and I are very close and everything's been going fine until earlier this week. She needed to look something up, and my laptop was open right next to her. I guess the thing she was looking up started with the letter b because as she was typing it my prior searches popped up, first among them being "ballpeepee where sold," a search I had made a year ago to find out where to call with my prank. She asked me about it and I didn't know what to say. So now she's suspicious of me but I can't tell if she suspects that I made that call? Is this gonna give her the ick? Should I just admit I made that prank call when I was 32 and not 15? What do I do here??
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Not a lot of people know choreography is actually one of my passions pic.twitter.com/jxk8Zdu1WS
— dasha (@dash_eats) June 1, 2023
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Man, what a wild week I just had in Bangkok. I could not have possibly guessed this was how it was going to go, but I am happy it went this way.
Got there last week tuesday, did touristy stuff, didn't go out clubbing till last week Thursday as I was recovering from jet lag. Thursday I go out clubbing, the first 2 clubs sucked, no one was dancing. I took a taxi to a different part of town to party. First bar I go to people were having a blast dancing. I see this beautiful 5'10 Thai girl wanting to dance with me but some guy was preventing her. Eventually he leaves and she starts dancing all over me, kissing me, putting my hands on her tits. This went on for like an hour and eventually these girls pulled her aside and asked if she was alright, she said yea, but eventually one of the girls hits me hard on the shoulder and said to not dance with her bc she is drunk, and they took her out of the bar. I left that bar a few minutes later and decided to go back to my hotel.
I did get her instagram before the girls came by. I was going to text her the next day and make sure she was ok. She actually texted me first about 2 hrs after the bar. Said she made it home and wanted to see me again. We made a date for the evening on Friday, and from there we spent pretty much the entire time together from Friday evening till Tuesday morning, except for a few hours on Saturday so she could pick up her stuff.
She probably only spoke about 30ish% of English, so we occasionally did have to use google translate, but that did not stop the spark that we both felt.
She told me on Friday night after we got back to my hotel that she was a lady boy, but honestly, I couldn't tell and she is super hot and she was more affectionate to me than any woman has treated me in my life. She loved kissing me, dancing, holding hands, hugging, fricking and sucking, and just making the whole weekend awesome. Kept telling me how handsome I was. It was honestly one of the best experiences of my life. She was also very funny. She was even supposed to leave to her hometown in a different part of thailand on Monday but changed her flight around to Tuesday so we can spend more time together. We did a lot over the weekend. We would go out to the various street markets, we went to the movies twice, got shoulder and foot massages, went out to eat, relaxed back at my hotel. we went out clubbing all nights together except for monday night as we were both exhausted from staying up drinking hard until 6am. She really loved drinking, she could easily keep up with me and I can drink a lot.
I have never felt this desired in my life. We swapped necklaces on the second day to have something to remember each other by. After she left she asked if we wanted to wait for each other until the next time I come to Thailand. I told her that I care about her alot and I want her to live her life and eventually we will see each other again the next time I come to Thailand. She understood that, and we are still texting each other every now and then.
Its crazy as when you hear about bangkok nightclubs, that if you see someone coming up to you in the club and is being forward with wanting to dance with you, they are a ladyboy and a sexworker looking to make money. I know that is true 99.999% of the time, but I somehow managed to find one that is not. Shes just a sweet 21 year old college student from a smaller town of thailand. She was also very offended as sometimes when we went clubbing, people were asking her how much. I didnt even pay for everything, I probably paid for 80% of what we did, but she would buy some of the drinks and then and she got me a rose when we were leaving a club one night. I got the girlfriend experience out of bangkok. Alot of the people we talked to sad we looked perfect together as a couple.
Thailand exceeded my expectations by so much, can't wait till I can see her again.
I'm not going to read any of that but I assume it's 100% real.
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85% of American Jews think the US needs to support Israel rn. I'm a Jew (but like technically, I'm not religious at all) and I think the idea of "anti-Zionist" Jews having any influence is becoming increasingly futile. Or maybe I was just naive to its futility this whole time.
- DickButtKiss : You claimed you never heard of that show before u dumb lyin slut
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https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1f96odw/what_caused_her_to_become_this/
What caused her to become this way? They ask.
She's always been that way tbh and that's why the pod is a 10/10
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Big mad.
Not that I have any love for Biden or Harris, I hate both of those pieces of shit. But I bet that the people downvoting this person are the same kind of people who think that God Emperor Bernie got screwed in 2016 and 2020, when in reality what happened is that Bernie simply got rejected by Democratic voters for a variety of reasons.
Hahaha yeah Bernie was doing well in the initial few states of the primary schedule. Everybody who knows anything about politics knew that he would probably get clobbered once the Southern states started to vote.
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i would kill to have a chick throw up on my peepee
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Honestly, same. I have one WFH day a week and I don't do shit. I feel a bit bad about it and try to come in sometimes on my WFH day but then my coworkers get all pissed off at me
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I dont know about Kamala herself or AOC, it's entirely possible they are pandering or being disingenuous but speaking generally, the vast majority of black people in America speak in both standard English and AAVE depending on the situation and they turn their "blaccent" up or down based on how they want to portray themselves at the moment. The idea that a person has only one true way of speaking is for some reason very common in the US but its quite flawed for a lot of reasons. This is why its basically only white people who make an issue out of this btw, and why black people by and large do not care and even like it when some black politician who "sounds white" most of the time occasionally chooses to "sound black" for emphasis while giving a speech Edit: lest I sound too woke I want to point out it's not just blacks who do this btw, a lot of white southerners do the same thing with their southern accent if they move up north. Northerners in England often do likewise if they move down to London, since northern accepts are stigmatized in London
one of my most neurodivergent traits is being unable to code switch or put on a professional voice/ affect (black btw) im not rude or inappropriate, i just talk like i do regardless of circumstances. its physically painful to try anything else
I'm calling it, by November she will do some segment where she pretend-cooks some soul food and says "mmmmmmmmm-mm"
She went to an HBCU and was in a black sorority. She is absolutely black, both ethnically and culturally.
Ok but she doesn't usually talk like this, she's putting it on and it's disingenuous and insulting. Majority of people I've grown up with are black or mixed and I've never felt the need to speak like this. She's also speaking with a bit of a southern twang and she grew up in California so I don't know where this accent comes from. A lot of politicians do this shit and it's very cringey and gay.
That's super funny because she graduated high school in the wealthiest, most old money white butt Anglo neighborhood of Montreal. It's also funny to me that they never talk about the parts where she grew up in Illinois and Wisconsin, either.
You're Canadian why are you talking about anything
More specifically, I'm from Montreal, just like your super black presidential candidate
We all know that Trump is doing this impression behind closed doors and we'll never be able to see it because God has forsaken us.
Only the union can give you these benefits, we the government are powerless, please vote for me.
I've said it once and I'll say it again: there will be nothing worse than letting someone from an Indian Brahmin family be president. Unreal levels of cheesiness, classism, and privilege
This is like Obama with his vaguely MLK accent. Really does a number on the white PMC reptile brain.
I'm gonna go against the grain and say we should so vehemently encourage this, with the end goal being hyper-normalization of silly accents.
SHO' NUFF ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
DAS RITE
Somebody done suck that boy peepee off
Someone in the comments mentioned that Kamala's mother is Indian and her father is Jamaican white and Indian so that makes Kamala like a quarter black at best. With so many more people being of mixed race nowadays the whole discourse around race is making less and less sense. Kamala gets away with it because she is very ambiguous looking but if she were 3/4 white and 1/4 black a lot more people would take issue. Hillary did it with the hot sauce bit and her James Cleveland quote and it was just as gay as this. It's always the biggest c*nts pulling this shit too.
She's also a big "border state prosecutor" now apparently. This video is unlisted now, meaning you have to have a link, can't find it by search or looking on Kamala's YouTube.
Yo! God dahs vahdeo ahs so great. The Democratahc Party ahs goahng ta save me! ebony Lahves Matter!
Mmmmm gettin' sum ribs afta this
Hey Mon! Time to be president
Almost certainly. These kinds of political operators are ridiculously cynical. "Give the blacks what they want, just say some stupid country shit in a slight accent".
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I saw this through the Offsite notifications because /u/TheArtHoExplainer (day old account Definitely not a dramneurodivergent) just mentioned rDrama
Not sure what his strag mind is talking about? !redscarepod explain
But anyway, you can basically reportmaxx any slightly sexual reddit post for non consensual peepee action and if you do it enough, accounts and subreddits will be banned. Lmbo.
May these straggots take the twink pill! (So, Dasha )
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