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FourthAlt what/ever :marseyhatman2: :marseythumbsup6:  1d ago (reddit.com) 814 thread views #303088

:marseyisiscry: Eyeless and fingerless Hezbollah is begging Daddy Iran to finally punish Israel :marseydeadinside2: r/worldnews is finding it very funny :marseylaugh:

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1folmlh/hezbollah_asked_iran_to_attack_israel_israeli_and/ 




The Islamic Republic of Iran is going into their third month of "hold me back bro" after Hamas-man went boom.
Behold! Our slowest missiles and drones!
They will arrive in 12 hours.
You forgot to send the flight path information.
You know you suck when even redditors dunk on you :chadsnoo:
...and Hezbollah realized that they were just a bunch useful idiots after Iran's reply of "lol, no".
Bold of you to assume they replied. Just left on "Delivered".
"Goddarn it, that's the third pigeon that I've sent to the ayatollah this week & still no reply…"
They aren't going to live this down any time soon :marseyderp:
Plus at this point Hamas is on life support and Hezbollah is back in the stone-age
And countless young children with dead parents who will take up arms in the future against those they consider to have wronged them. I'm not saying they're right, just that people are dreaming of they think this will destroy Hamas.
Good, this means more dead muslims :marseywholesome:
I think a genuine war between Iran and Israel would be a very bad thing and assuming Iran is the same as a paramilitary organization is dangerously naive.
Possibly but Israel has handled worse. Israel would most likely steamroll even Iran. I'd love for Iran's top brass to be eliminated and give Iran a chance to escape. Iranian people would love to their oppression.
How exactly? I'm serious: what does this steamroll look like?
Look into Israel's history at any time :marseygiggle: The argument continues after this but it's full of :marseylongpost:
Calm down, they outnumbered and outgunned every other opponent every time, it's not David v Goliath it's just a David vs several smaller Davids
Odd argument bout whether Israel was actually outnumbered in all of it's countless wars against muslims :marseyconfused:
If Iran did that I have no doubt the US carrier group in the area would proceed to flatten every airbase, every missile silo, and every ship in the Iranian military.
They already did that and managed to kill one Muslim child with their fleet of missiles.
At this point his death was Allah's will :marseyshrug:
Running back to mummy? Already? We just started.
"Daddy, I'm scared. Can you come help?"
Daddy, that boy hit me. Do something. Daddy...! Daddy?!?!
These buttholes are stealing my joke :marseyraging:
Until Hezbollah exhausts the anti missile systems.
Then you get jew soldiers running all over your tunnels :marseybeheading:
[...] Israel's enemies should understand that its air defense protects them more than it protects Israel.
:marseyhesright:
Israel can't win a war against Iran. But it can cause massive short-term damage, including knocking out the oil and gas fields, that could destabilize the Mullahs. That's why Iran is holding back.
may i remind you that Israel would be the only side of that war that has a nuclear arsenal? Iran is holding back because they would be wiped out if Israel chose to use every option available to them
I still hope someone gets nuked, I don't even care who, slavs included. I just want to see nukes flying :marseybegging:




















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Hezbollah seems not to understand that the whole reason Iran funds proxies is so the the proxy does both the fighting AND the dying for them.
Wait til they start thinking about Ukraine :pepohehe:































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And it was the best idea NATO ever had :marseyagree:
:marseyazov2genocide: :marseysho!oting: :marseyshooting: :marseysoldierrussiagenocide:
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I mean Ukraine knows this, they dont ask for soldiers they just want more weapons and ammo.
Hezbollah seems to be under the wrong impression that they matter































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Hezbollah is still high off a (admittedly unexpected) stalemate vs Israel in 2006. But that was a straight up battle, not this game of drones and intelligence ops which is Israeli's speciality.































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In the game of drones you win or you die.































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Looks like Ukraine has a better daddy though.































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And countless young children with dead parents who will take up arms in the future against those they consider to have wronged them. I'm not saying they're right, just that people are dreaming of they think this will destroy Hamas.
I totally agree. They should also kill the children with the parents































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Introducing the latest in Israeli military Technology: Child-seeking missile "Solomon's Judgement" :marseycruisemissile:































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Hezbollah asked lran to attack Israel, Israeli and Western officials say
Hezbollah only exists because Iran lacks the stomach for that.































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>For such a long time I had this image in my head of "Shotgun" Peepee Cheney singing that. Now the image is corrected, thank you for helping me keep my right-wing warhawks straight.
These fricking morons already forgot that both their estates have endorsed Harris.































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More dead Muslims will make the world better































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They outbreed their decommission rate unfortunately































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The TFR in both Lebanon and Iran is below replacement.































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Turns out that unless Israel is stupid enough to launch a ground invasion, which they might be, Hezbollah is basically completely helpless against Israel. Israel can just continue to wipe them out leisurely while sustaining almost zero of its own casualties.































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we need nukes to start flying
israel already has them, we must wait until iran finishes theirs































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iran has been three weeks away from getting nukes for the past year.































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Ma'sha'Allah you are a shining example of how a gay Muslim should approach his life. You are so wise at such a young age and carry a huge burden. May Allah bless you and grant you good in this life and the next. Feel free to PM me if you ever want to talk, I've never had a gay friend before and I feel that it could benefit us both In'sha'Allah.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1folmlh/hezbollah_asked_iran_to_attack_israel_israeli_and/:
The Islamic Republic of Iran is going into their third month of "hold me back bro" after Hamas-man went boom.:
...and Hezbollah realized that they were just a bunch useful idiots after Iran's reply of "lol, no".:
Plus at this point Hamas is on life support and Hezbollah is back in the stone-age:
I think a genuine war between Iran and Israel would be a very bad thing and assuming Iran is the same as a paramilitary organization is dangerously naive.:
Calm down, they outnumbered and outgunned every other opponent every time, it's not David v Goliath it's just a David vs several smaller Davids:
If Iran did that I have no doubt the US carrier group in the area would proceed to flatten every airbase, every missile silo, and every ship in the Iranian military.:
Until Hezbollah exhausts the anti missile systems.:
Israel can't win a war against Iran. But it can cause massive short-term damage, including knocking out the oil and gas fields, that could destabilize the Mullahs. That's why Iran is holding back.:































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