and Miss Switzerland 
finalist Kristina Joksimovic 
'pureed' in blender by husband 
Kristina Joksimovic, 38, was found dead in her home in Binningen, near Basel, Switzerland, in February this year. Local outlets report the Federal Supreme Court ruled against the release of Thomas after he admitted to the murder of his wife.
A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and "pureed" in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.
Kristina Joksimovic, 38, was found dead in her home in Binningen, near Basel, Switzerland, in February this year.
According to local news outlet BZ Basel, a man named Thomas, 41, had an appeal for release from custody denied by the Federal Court in Lausanne on Wednesday after he reportedly confessed to killing his wife, with whom he had two children.
The outlet said he had admitted to the killing during a crime reconstruction in March, and claimed it was in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife.
BZ Basel said the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death. An autopsy report included in the ruling said Ms Joksimovic's body was then dismembered in a laundry room with a jigsaw, knife and garden shears.
It added body parts were then chopped up with a hand blender, "pureed" and dissolved in a chemical solution.
BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic's body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.
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Do the silicon tits act like boba tea bubbles?
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All six of them
@Niggruer stand with israel
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BOOBA
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That dude melted down a model and drank microplastics
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Haitian moment
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Gender of peace strikes again
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He's a P-DOPHILE
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Despite
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Yeah can't believe that FEMALE pushed an innocent man to such extremes
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Anyone can relate.
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Officer, I did the humane thing and chopped her into little bits when i found her so the vultures don't choke! Think of the animals.
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Most natural looking breast augmentation surgery
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Sees pic of a dead woman - immediately comments on her body
Moid moment
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She's not dead in this pic r-slur
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That makes it worse, tbh
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Gotta check the quality of the meat to understand the quality of the pure
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Dudes rock!
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That's old way of doing it
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what are you sipping
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Most plausible scrote cover story. He should have gone with, "it was a rough blender s*x mishap" and he'd probably have gotten away with it.
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Blenderplay is considered vanilla s*x in Germany.
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ELBOWS.
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You see she liked... well. We didn't pick up the 10lb bags of frozen fruit at Cosco like we planned because right there at the entrance they gave us a great deal on a system to keep leaves out of your gutters. It's September now and you're going to have to deal with it soon.
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What did she do though?
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But how is this women's fault?
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You didn't answer his question
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Got old
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Snapshots:
https://news.sky.com/story/former-model-and-miss-switzerland-finalist-kristina-joksimovic-pureed-in-blender-by-husband-reports-13213183:
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I think this guy needs a stronger punishment than timeout, Snappy.
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thiCC
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BIPOC was just curious since the OG was never going to do it.
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Foid dust, don't breath this!
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Wow that guy sounds like a real jerk
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Behold
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Imagine killing this woman instead of fondling her fake tits
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she deserved it because of her skin color tho
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cope
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That man is honorary Chinese.
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Has anyone noticed that it seems like more and more upper middle class and upper class women are ending up killed by their husbands over time? Usually this kind of stuff used to be reserved for lower class men. Wonder what's causing the change in murdered foid demographics.
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DEI policies
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This was clearly a legally-justified self-defense situation (being married to a foid). They should release this man at once!
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OK but what's the blender brand
Being able to blend human remains is pretty impressive, they should use that to advertise
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It sounds like it was one of those blender sticks, since it said "hand blender". He also had to chop small pieces first, probably no bone in it.
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That's crazy, I had one overheat and die on me trying to blend chestnuts one time.
I def wanna know the brand now
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You wouldn't put an old strawberry on a cake but you can still make a good jam with it
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need someone to do this to me
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either she was pureed or found dead. it can't be both.
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Imagine being found pureed and living
@Niggruer stand with israel
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if you've been pureed you can't be found
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