Behold your new neoliberal lolcow.

Gets called out for taking 5 years to do an undergrad degree, spergs out:

Drew Pavlou and I started our undergrads in the same year and in that time I have become a lecturer teaching undergrads and Drew Pavlou is still an undergrad https://t.co/LPUVn34QNr

— Déaglán | ‏دكلن (@PresidentIRE) September 15, 2024

Who fricking cares dude.
Have you delivered a speech to the Oxford Union? Have you been on the front pages, on the cover of magazines? Have you battled Tibetan Buddhist demon gods on behalf of the Dalai Lama in the foothills of the Himalayas?

Frick off and talk to me when you do… https://t.co/1UCbGypBGZ

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) September 15, 2024

Yasss king:

Still did it

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) September 15, 2024

Why they keep attacking him like this lawsisters:

Sorry miserable twitter communist but this is terrible lie. I am now studying new degree. LLB at one of best Australian law schools. UQ Law requires grades equivalent to at least 40 IB. This is approx range you need to score to study at Yale, Columbia, Cambridge. So I am doing… pic.twitter.com/SPZT7j8Bop

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) September 15, 2024

Despite being some rando twitterino is still feared by commies and the CCP:

One of the reasons I’ve been delayed in graduating is that the University of Queensland spent half a million dollars to expel me after Chinese state media called for me to be purged.

See former Australian Prime Minister and current Australian ambassador to the US Kevin Rudd: https://t.co/1UCbGyp3Rr pic.twitter.com/w7Zl4fMXPi

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) September 16, 2024

Get accused of racism, clapback with sunmayostani nonsense !strayans:

I would never in a million years use the word you are accusing me of using and in fact I’ve been clear in the past that I always swap the N word out for Cobba when I rap along to my favourite songs in the car.

This is low nick

Real low

I was calling him an r-slur

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) September 9, 2024

Topical:

Practical anti-racism tutorials: When rapping along to Kendrick, swap out the N word for the Australian word “cobber” which means “a companion or friend.” Drop the Hard R and just make it “cobba.”

Works well for me. Try it out. Comment below if you find this helpful pic.twitter.com/l2HIjQJLDu

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) September 9, 2024

Loses arguments to actual nazis, isn't fazed at all:

Joel is a Nazi but his name is Hebrew and means Yahweh is God

Hahahaha https://t.co/jG65dhc5Ox pic.twitter.com/1GalmKU3u1

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) June 18, 2024

Monica Belucci is too racially contaminated for Australian neo-Nazi Joel Davis. Somebody will have to contact her and let her know the bad news. pic.twitter.com/QFaaXsuHyf

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) May 6, 2024

Responds to accurate and hilarious criticism:

Frick off https://t.co/aloev475JT

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) September 16, 2024

Etc

!neolibs