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MarkRippetoe Xe/xim Centroid Sneed Farmer  7d ago (x.com) 697 thread views #301648

ESPN wants to ban defense in football because modern QBs are too low IQ to deal with it.

https://x.com/getupespn/status/1836750824900268460

Just saying Brady never had to get a defense banned because he sucked (manning did tho but that was different).

I guess the new QBs just don't have the iq needed

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How does ESPN find these people? Let the game strategy evolve naturally. A few years ago everyone was bitching it was too easy to score.

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Maybe just run the ball :marseysmirk:

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Every single play should be a 50 plus yard bomb. This is how i played tecmo football and it NEVER worked

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I used to rent Bill Walsh College Football. I knew frick all about football but in the game there was always a few seconds after the whistle where you could still hit guys and I thought it was funny. The only two plays I ever did were the Hail mary and a QB sneek. The QB sneek was a guaranteed three yards. I'd also do a field goal block while playing defense regularly. It worked out pretty well.

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These are all classic football strategies. Another good one is going for the fake punt on 1st down after your brother watched you go through twenty different menus to get to it.

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Just remove defense as a part of the game. The whole game can just be each team taking turns running and throwing the ball down the field. It can be a fun competition of who can move the ball faster! By the end of the game, the scores for each team are in the hundreds and everyone is declared the winner. Then all the fans can be happy!

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It's so lame that defenses are finally catching up to NFL offenses, even despite rules favoring the offense & QB especially, that people want the NFL to nerf defenses :wolfpillow:


Derek Carr, Gardner Minshew, & Baker Mayfield have managed so far w two-high safeties. Surely the QBs making $50M/year can figure it out :marseysmughips:

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Tim Tebow wouldnt have a problem with it, because he couldnt throw anyway.

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Very dated joke.

This should be about Justin Fields or possibly Bryce Young

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I still can't believe that bustin fields scored highly on the nfl iq test.

It takes him like 4 hours to realize that his check down is chilling wide open with 30 yards ahead of him

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Bryce Young genuinely got fricked over though

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ban zone defense and all eligible receivers can only be attempted to be covered by one person

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>I guess the new QBs just don't have the iq needed

woah, cool it with the racism buddy

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Patrick Mahomes is white dna wise.

Only good black qb is Lamar and he's like #5 at best behind Mahomes, Allen, herb, burrow.

And 2 safeties helps him because he's a running qb on a running team

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ESPN

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im not sentient i swear

Snapshots:

https://x.com/getupespn/status/1836750824900268460:

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what will they think of next? ban home runs?

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Can someone grab a crayon and diagram what this means in English or MS Paint please?

What were the hosts laughing at him. He sounded serious

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