We Got RFK Jr.’s (Imagined) Bonkers Sexts With Olivia Nuzzi

We Got RFK Jr.'s (Imagined) Bonkers Sexts With Olivia Nuzzi

>31-year-old star reporter Nuzzi had an inappropriate relationship with 70-year-old former presidential candidate, current Donald Trump surrogate, and amateur zookeeper, RFK Jr.

>Now, both appear to agree that the relationship wasn't physical. A source described their interactions to the New York Post as "sexting" and Kennedy bragged about receiving intimate photos from the reporter. Nude Nuzzies, if you will (you shouldn't.)

>The ethical issues are obvious. She was engaged, he's married. A reporter having an inappropriate relationship with a candidate she has covered is bad. He's also 40 years older than her, has a brain worm, and is under investigation for decapitating a whale. Who among us and all that. But those are, how do you say it in English? Not my problem. Someone else gets to deal with that.

>The part of this story I can't stop thinking about–the bit I can't get out of my useless lint-trap of a brain is this: "What is it like to sext with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.?"

>Fear not, I've gamed this out so you don't have to.

https://nypost.com/2024/09/23/us-news/olivia-nuzzi-bombarded-rfk-jr-with-increasingly-pornographic-messages-mutual-friend/

https://archive.ph/QIFJM

https://apnews.com/article/olivia-nuzzi-kennedy-leave-relationship-47920315961b22d3535613c57505bea9

https://slate.com/business/2024/09/rfk-jr-olivia-nuzzi-new-york-magazine-leave-relationship.html