you can feel the smugness
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How a single ChatGPT mistake cost us $10,000+ 
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Lots of chuds 
in the replies.
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Folks, I've been in the game industry for decades. I've seen _plenty_ of women/trans/gay/third worlder harassment there and It's widespread. It happens and It's real.
— Juan Linietsky (@reduzio) June 9, 2024
Making it simple: CoC is there exactly to avoid this in our spaces. It won't change. Deal with it when engaging.
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I have been Binging it on with Bing rewards for close to a decade now and while I would occasionally need to switch to google that was pretty rare and I am a heavy internet user. There legitimately might have been a stretch of over a year where Bing was totally fine and I didn't even need to google it on.
Bing has recently become r-slurred. It can't tell me basic facts. Every search is bumped down the screen so that copilot can go on a watchmojo rant about how I can solve my problem. It is always wrong. After I scroll past the numbered list I am greeted by the worst search results I have ever seen in my life.
Some exaggeration was used for comedic effect but this next part is 100% true. Every time I click on one of bing's top links I am sent to an article that was written by 
or 
. It's always:
"When does the next smiling friends episode air"
"WHEN DOES THE NEXT SMILING FRIENDS EPISODE AIR?
Hello sir smiling friends is a show. It is a show on cartoon network's ADULT SWIM. It is known for its edgy but clever comedy! Here we will tell you when it airs. It airs typically not during the week but on Friday - Monday, the weekend. In this article we will go over when those air dates are so you can enjoy this most harmonious form of televised entertainment. Read on to see the exact air dates and times. We will do our best to give you the most true an honest results. Scroll on to find the answer to all your questions and more!
THE SHOW
(paragraph poorly explaining the show)
WHEN DOES THE NEXT EPISODE AIR?
Smiling friends is a great show and its very popular so many people want to know when the next episode will air! These typically happen on weekends, which can be any time from Friday to Monday. We will do our best to tell you exactly when it will air but sometimes that information isn't known very far in advance! The show's second season aired on May 24th. Smiling friends is actually in its second season after a very successful first-season run last year! Some readers might want to know when the 6th episode, (the next one to come out) will air. That answer is June 10th"
(3 more paragraphs of vapid nonsense)
What the FRICK. If you just bing "When does the next smiling friends episode air" on google it tells you the date you don't even need to click on robojeet's article.
If you bing "When does the next smiling friends episode air" on bing it just straight up tells you the wrong answer. I thought I went overboard but even if you click on bings first link it is fricking talking about birdgirl. This is an MSN article. I don't know what the frick bird girl is.
Engineering
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Personally I think 
the AI artists could have done better.
Only #5 is good IMO. (For AI art, they all cute)
cute twink
Fully tested 
flu vaccine 
is already out! 
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Chinese company BTFOs OpenAI with their video generator
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A Chinese AI video generator just dropped before we got access to Sora
— Rowan Cheung (@rowancheung) June 6, 2024
Can generate 2-minute videos at 30fps, 1080p quality, available on the KWAI iOS app with a Chinese phone number
A few generations from their site:
1. pic.twitter.com/NEmWiqKHiO
Can any of our chinese dramatards verify this
@X please ping the needful
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— tk (@tomkysar) June 5, 2024
smokin' grass 
may have helped fuel 
rise in excess deaths 
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Not gonna list the programming language, and I don't have the same last name (other details changed as well), but basically yeah. No doxerino because a bunch of stuff makes it hard to connect me to her jejdjjd not explaining but very close relative basically
Like I am talking about one of the largest languages out there right now. She is on the Wikipedia page for the language (she doesn't have her own page though 
)
Oh and my Aunt also knows Bill Gates, not even joking like real shit. Well she used to work for him lolllll and he went to her wedding, don't think he remwmbers her lol.
Just bragging, telling yall whatsup ive been here 
I know emoji doesn't match, but I am using it anyway because i like the stance.
Btw, star fricking and bragging about relatives is lame, so I never brag in real life. I am just getting it out in the place that doesn't matter 
- pet : fake news
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ITS OVER. 
https://hexdocs.pm/google_api_content_warehouse/api-reference.html
A collection of 2,500 leaked internal documents from Google filled with details about data the company collects is authentic, the company confirmed today. Until now, Google had refused to comment on the materials.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/29/24167407/google-search-algorithm-documents-leak-confirmation
https://ipullrank.com/google-algo-leak
Internal documentation for Google Search's Content Warehouse API has leaked. Google's internal microservices appear to mirror what Google Cloud Platform offers and the internal version of documentation for the deprecated Document AI Warehouse was accidentally published publicly to a code repository for the client library. The documentation for this code was also captured by an external automated documentation service.
Based on the change history, this code repository mistake was fixed on May 7th, but the automated documentation is still live. In efforts to limit potential liability, I won't link to it here, but because all the code in that repository was published under the Apache 2.0 license, anyone that came across it was granted a broad set of rights, including the ability to use, modify, and distribute it anyway.
https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/google-search-api-documents-leak.1602216/
!chuds OMG 
- Featherina_Fabulousa : THANKS FOR THE PIN CARP VERY IMPORTANT POST
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Yeah every single video is just scrolling the text of a SO question. Yeah great job bastard, frick you. 
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