A Statement from U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, Edward R. Martin Jr. pic.twitter.com/XlEmzSlbBq

— U.S. Attorney DC (@USAO_DC) February 3, 2025

if so, I think this is a mistake and they should work the same way they do on rdrama (downmarseying makes a post more visible in the default sort but lowers it if you sort by "top", which I assume is how it still works though maybe not).

Women want to be men so bad, they envy us so deeply, they invented the idea of the “clitoris”, a mystical hidden penis that somehow nobody can find https://t.co/DBojMb1I9Y

— HowlingMutant (@Howlingmutant0) February 21, 2025

I don't know who else to tell about this but I feel the need to tell someone. For reference I'm a 25 year old guy who hasn't shit himself since he was a kid. Anyway I got up this morning as usual, left the house to go to work and as I was approaching the train I felt the sudden urge to shit. I searched around for a cafe or something with a bathroom I could use but couldn't find anything. It happened in that moment of complete defeat. For a split second I thought I was farting, but no. Naturally I ran home as fast as I could, trying to hold my pants up as much as I could for fear of the shit (diarrhea) dripping further down my legs, and washed up, washed as much off of my butt, pants, thermal underwear, underwear and sweatpants I was wearing under my regular pants to protect myself from this horrible NYC cold. I texted my boss saying I "had a problem at home" and was gonna be about 45 min late. I put all my dirty clothes in a trash bag and will do laundry when I get home tonight.

I kinda need help coming up with an excuse for being late. I don't really know what to say and I do not want to tell them what actually happened.

how bad is your diet if you shit yourself as an adult

Canada, as it turns out, isn't broken. That was the message coming out of Pierre Poilievre's big rebrand rally, where he tried to reposition himself as a champion of Canada's virtues rather than just another critic of its failures. And while Liberal partisans will look skeptically on this attempted political metamorphosis, the biggest doubters might actually be some of his erstwhile fans: the freedom convoy.

Right out of the gate it clearly is a hit piece on Pierre.

Check the social media accounts of any prominent convoy participant, whether it's Tamara Lich, Pat King, or their dedicated transcriptionists in the alt-press, and their sympathy for Donald Trump and antipathy towards Canada becomes immediately apparent. "Your sudden, newfound, fake patriotism is truly indicative of how stupid you think we are," Lich said. "The entitlement of certain Canadians is humorous," fellow organizer Chris Barber wrote. "If we had leadership in Canada who cared about Canadians like Trump cared about Americans … we wouldn't be in this situation."

Yes the !leafs who like freedom want to be part of a country that unarguably has more rights and freedoms.

They insist the real problem isn't Trump's ongoing threats to our sovereignty but Justin Trudeau's continued existence — and, of course, the injustices and affronts that were inflicted upon them by his government. Rupa Subramanya, one of the most sympathetic chroniclers of the convoy's exploits, suggested that "Canadians have bought into the lie by politicians across the board that Trump wants to annex Canada, when what I believe is that he really wants Canadians to get rid of the Liberal government and have greater economic integration and cooperation with the US."

Trudeau drove the country into the shitter. He is why it sucks here. I don't give a frick about Trump and his "threats", "threats" which amount to "We'll make you a full state and give you all full citizenship in the best country on the gods green earth"

That's right: for these folks, public health orders aimed at protecting them and their fellow citizens are a greater threat to their liberty than an American government explicitly threatening their liberty. Policies like vaccine mandates and mask regulations — most of which, it's worth reiterating, were implemented by provincial governments — are worth resisting, apparently, but unjustified economic warfare is best met with submission and docility.

Yes forcing me to wear a mask that doesn't stop the spread (inb4: well you shoulda worn a kn95! No I don't care they were sold out everywhere and tons of the one in circulation were fake!) and get vaxxed to be able to buy food (This was seriously floated and why I finally gave in, well that and being able to work) is and was a massive threat to my freedom.

Getting to be American is the opposite of a threat to my freedom.

In some respects, the convoy's refusal to join the rest of the country in its fight against Trump's repeated provocations isn't all that surprising.

The convoy is over. It ended years ago. This is some g*mergate in current year shit.

What brought them to Ottawa in 2022 wasn't love of their country but hatred of the government in charge of it

No shit r-slur

hich helps explain the very conspicuous presence of American flags, Trump flags, and even Confederate and Nazi flags. It's why they plotted, at least in the beginning, to overthrow that government. And it's why, in a moment where the country they claim to love is being actively threatened with economic and political subjugation, they're rooting for the person doing the threatening.

I'm getting a stars and bars shirt just to piss off this jslu

They're welcome to believe whatever they want, of course. That's one of the virtues of living in a free and democratic society: you can pretend it's a woke dictatorship if that makes you feel better about your life choices.

"Dear subhuman filth"

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Loving every minute of it. Just laughing at everyone losing their minds. Acting as if Kamala would not have done anything different than Biden did. Sometimes you need chaos. Sometimes its a good thing. (-69)

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Voter turnout for this election was 58%, which is about on par with every presidential election. Around 40% of the country never cares about voting.I know several people who are in this 40%, and asked them why, and it basically always comes down to the fact that they think their vote doesn't matter. (19461)

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Still fine with it.Happy we are finally addressing all the illegal immigration and DEI stuff.As far as the trade wars meh, I wasn't impacted last time and most of it is bluster considering he's meeting with Traduea today while they go into effect tomorrow. Honestly makes it easy for swing trading.  (-51)

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While I did vote this time around, I didn't vote in 2020. Of course this all feels bad. But... it's always bad. No, this isn't saying, "the dems are equal as bad as the republicans." This is me saying that US republicans are such a fricking low bar that being "better" than them could still mean you are absolutely abysmal. Let's call this what it is: Trump is the imperial boomerang flying back home. And while it's going to make things worse for everyone, it has always disheartened me -- and often infuriated me -- how many people in the US won't care about the terrible things a US president is doing unless it's happening to them personally. Many so-called "progressives" will absolutely be progressive about certain things, but in many other ways they are the same old imperial conservatives that republicans are. Ruth Bader Ginsberg, heralded as being "so progressive," used the doctrine of discovery to deny the Oneida claims to their ancestral lands. Detention, abuse during detention, an... (1)

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So what alot of you whitoids who might be reading this do not realize is that this is basically the moderately bad version of family dynamics in a "save face society". The foid is the vid is obviously losing her shit. Paraphrasing what she is saying and I may have missed a bit," I eat for free yeah? If something happens to me that is the mother-in-laws fault. Yes I am CRAZYYYYYY!Couldn't translate. Motherlover! You are going to falsely accuse me? You are going to falsely accuse me?"

Now if you know the average person of Indiaspeaks then the comments in the comments section should come as a surprise to you, because this is a crowd that is blackpilled on the feminist menace in India, yet more than half of them appear to be trying to at least partially justify the behavior of the women and explaining how while we should hear both sides, it could indeed be an issue of a women losing her head after taking enough shit from her husband or the husbands family.

One of the commenters even goes as far as to link to an article about reactive abuse.

Now I am not saying this is fact, but knowing what I know about my society and my country and my culture, generally a higher than average number of families end up with the issue of a parent/ spouse losing their shit multiple times through the first and second decade, usually worse than this with shouting matches as the weak form, and multiple cases of spouses beating one another across years once or twice per year as the more common form. This is generally ignored by everybody on the basis of 1) Their house their business and 2) Its okay to beat your spouse into submission if it stops the drama from escaping the house and destroying the peace of the neighborhood. Generally as long as any domestic violence doesn't escalate to directly attacking your neighbors, it will be ignored and treated as one of those unstable little bumps in a long term relationship that will stabilize over time.

Add on to this the fact that generally Indian foids are actually insane once they end up in the wife role having to answer to the mother-in-law, the husband, and be held responsible for any difficulty the child may be having during childrearing, along with well, being white foid adjacent in that they will never admit to a fault and will try to start shit about things just to hurt you if they feel annoyed, and then you add in the moids willingness to beat his wife into submission, actively despise her if he feels like she is not pulling her weight ( arbitrary concept ), or asks him for too much money ( you literally have the moid controlling all expenses and giving money to wife like giving pocket money to a kid in the west, and too much money being whatever the moid considers to be too much ), or making him look bad in front of the neighbors by not doing a good enough job in the wifes club hierarchy.

You end up with a combination of overworked toxic shit husbands and uneducated child like wives who are borderline r-slurred and when you combine the two you end up with a balance that emerges across decades over decades of wife beatings and wives bringing up shit about the moids weaknesses just to hurt him at random, and none of these people will ever think of divorce as an option in 99% of cases, and you pretty much end up with what you are seeing in the video.

So you know how you have those experiences of great time with Indian workers where they are all willingly to work overtime and are always polite to you? Its because all the anger and frustration is taken out the back at home because in Indian society you aren't supposed to attack those above you or frick up the workplace atmosphere. You can literally have your boss tell you to fix up the drama with your wife if he feels the work is being disturbed by it, and well, most of the moids will do what it takes to make the wife behave correctly.

Again, I have always argued that there is no such thing as one sane gender in a society. Either both are fricked up in their own ways, or both are healthy and well in their own ways.

In India currently both are fricked up in their own ways and my only proof to you the westoid that it is the truth is that you need only see the comments of the post I linked where half the moids who are blackpilled on the foid menace are trying to excuse the foids behavior, because they have seen such scenes as kids with their own mothers or other women in their family losing their shit like this.

You can believe me if you want. You can disbelieve me if you want. But my experience tells me that if you tried to argue with the average Jeet on the street about how a husband beating discipline into their wives is wrong, or how a woman having a psychotic episode like that needs help and to be taken away from whatever caused her to breakdown like that, then the adult you are talking to is far more likely than you would like, to reply that these things happen, as if they are a natural part of life, with the only solution being to hide it once the moment passes and pretend it doesn't exist, because of the loss of face if others get to see your dirty laundry.

Also the reactive abuse gaslamping in India is 100% real. I have seen it first hand multiple times across different people. A society where the last generation was okay with wife beaters, and the next generation is expected to have its own share of wife beaters, generally ends up with foids putting up with wife beaters. A society where the last generation was okay with borderline mentally r-slurred women for wives, and the next generation is expected to have its own share of borderline mentally r-slurred women for wives, generally ends up with moids putting up with borderline mentally r-slurred foids.

There is ofcourse also the possible chance of the foid just being a psycho b-word and the moid being a decent person. BPD foids exist in India as well.

So there are two scenarios here based on the vid linked:

Conclusion:

I have some fricked up memories from growing up. But I am not an outlier in that I have those memories, but rather I am an outlier in the fact that I am actively disgusted by them and am willing to consider the elders in the wrong. This puts me in direct opposition to the good boys of my country and if I tried to justify my disgust they would in turn be disgusted with me for not valuing family enough to excuse and justify the culture of wife beaters and psychotic BPD b-words in my country.

The average Indianlet's reasoning is genuinely that "but they are our parents so coming from abusive homes is okay. We all have shit like this happen every once in a while so it is okay."

Which is why I cannot relate to my own people, because our value systems can never synchronize. I see nothing wrong with going to a foid and going,"Wanna frick?" but see everything wrong with hurting ones own family. The average Jeet I have conversations with about morality has a problem with you trying to frick their sister outside of marriage but no issue with excusing domestic violence. In my experience hitting ones spouse at best registers with them as a wrong to be ignored because there is nothing you can do about it, and hitting ones kids doesn't even register as a wrong deed at all.

It is a people more offended by seeing a woman they know being called a whore than they are by a woman they know being beaten by her husband like a whore by an abusive pimp. The dark comedy part is that the jeet foids are this way too. They would rather be beaten by their husbands like whores being disciplined by an angry pimp, than to have a person outside call them a whore.

As my final note, I am not saying that all Indians are shit or all Indians are terrible, but rather that when things go on the bad path in Indian family structures, this is generally the form that it takes.

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I am born of this land but I will never be of my people. It is a lonely existence.

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"I'm feeling so defeated and depressed as a two fed family. I can't take much more of this."

"I have honestly cried most of the day today. ."

"I've been scared for myself and my friends/work family."

"I'm a middle school social studies teacher and everything I keep seeing just makes me think of 1930s Germany or 1950s Russia."

"I did not sign up to be customer service rep to die and compromise my health. I'm bordering suicidal and had to have my antidepressants upped today."

Jesus Christ, burgers, what the frick did Trump/Elon do?? Is this just about laying off federal employees??

link to the literal Command HQ of the Reddit army

Just look around there's a bunch of threads

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Timestamp is 14:33 in case it doesn't link right link

GERMANY: EU regulators think it is too dangerous to simply break a bottle across the bow of a new ship, instead they insist on the use of this contraption. This is why the EU is failing. This is Economy Minister Habeck flailing.
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— @amuse (@amuse) February 10, 2025

Ignore community notes, I will believe what I want to believe.

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Literally HUNDREDS of comments about

FRICK WINDOWS 11

I dont even get it. It doesn't make any fricking sense, Win11 has the latest features for gaming and is a much better OS than 10

lol good luck with Russia r-slurs

This has been a woot-blog.

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When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!"

What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.

How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.

I live in the northeast and people just walk up to you and start talking about how great illegal immigrants are and how sad it is that Kamala lost, etc.

First off, I was raised to believe that it's rude to bring up controversial topics. Second, I was raised to believe that it's rude to assume people will agree with you. It makes me SEETHE.

But it's too dark out now to shoot anything and there's no wildlife in the mornings because it's so darn cold.

Canon 400mm f5.6L. It's one of those lenses that depreciated in the used market because of the lack of image stabilization, but now that modern camera bodies have in-body stabilization it becomes an actually useful lens. Only paid $500 for it.

male-only reproduction just happened.

scientists in china created living mice from two fathers. no mother involved

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— vittorio (@IterIntellectus) February 10, 2025