@ St. Louis 
wtf is wrong with that city?!
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they wouldnt stop so i gav em the one-two punch combo i dislike using since its unfair. Baiting people into admitting two of the three insults isnt easy:
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I'm a 31-yo guy, and a week ago I had my first sexual experience (never too late for success I guess!)
It was really nice, my partner was great, and I am proud to report that I gave her an orgasm
However I couldn't come myself, despite being very aroused and my partner really wanting to help. What's weirder is that later I tried to masturbate and still couldn't.
Two days later, we saw each other again, and we couldn't have s*x for logistical reasons but there was a lot of flirting and heavy petting. By the end my testicles were extremely painful (though still a lovely afternoon all things considered). And yet afterwards, nothing.
That was 5 days ago! Still nothing to date.
Since then whe has been traveling pretty far away. We've been exchanging some suggestive texts, I regularly fantasize about her, I have trouble focusing on anything complicated, and I have erections galore.
I initially speculated that it was stress (even though I felt relatively calm), but I've been sleeping well, and despite the distraction and the occasional testicular pain I feel quite good emotionally.
I tried watching porn etc, no effect, I just get bored. I've never experienced this state before.
I asked Claude what it thought but it gave me boilerplate "oh you just need to get used to the new situation, or maybe you're too stressed, if nothing changes a week from now you should see a Professional"
But this seems more like psychology than urology (otherwise why would it occur at this precise moment?), so any intervention is likely to have a small effect size. Besides, I know LLMs have their faults but how is a random doctor going to help if Claude has no idea?
We're planning to meet again this weekend, if I'm still in the same state then I guess I'll be a very altruistic partner again lol
But at some point she's gonna wonder what's wrong (even more than she did the first time I mean). I'm happy to tell her the facts but I'd also like to be able to explain them.
Does anyone know about this phenomenon, or have any idea what could be going on?
Or maybe you know someone I could get in touch with
Thank you!
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/open-thread-369/comment/94099732
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Gonna buy a new account 
to own the libs 
on my favorite bbc subreddit 
/r/whiteboysex 
I dont friggin care!
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I do wish there was a way to be a girl without transitioning because trans shit is gay and cringe but I was so obsidianlug so posed to be a woman
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An armed man arrested at the U.S. Capitol said he planned to kill Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, and burn down The Heritage Foundation, federal authorities say.
Ryan Michael English, 24, of Massachusetts (
), was found with a knife and two Molotov cocktails on Monday afternoon near the south door of the Capitol, U.S. District Court records say.
"I'd like to turn myself in," English said after he approached a U.S. Capitol Police officer, the records say.
Officers detained and searched him and found he had a folding knife, a lighter and two 50-mililiter bottles of vodka with a gray cloth attached to the top.
English told officers he went to the Capitol to kill Bessent, who was being confirmed as Treasury secretary. He said he had more Molotov cocktails in his car.
He said he left home on Sunday with the intention to kill Hegseth, who he called a "Nazi," and Johnson, as well as burn down The Heritage Foundation. He said he aimed to "depose" the officials and send a message, records say.
As English headed to D.C., he stopped at a library in Chevy Chase, Maryland, and saw Reddit posts about Bessent's confirmation hearing. He then altered his intended target, the records say.
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dollars 
sent to Zelensky 
never 
even reached Ukraine 
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gets fired 
for being 1 minute 
late for work 
. Runs to r/adulting 
to vent 
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The followup:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1ij2pq9/time_stamp_vol_2_more_context/
/u/No_Excitement5215, you were fired for being a peepee, not for being late. I've done this too with people. It's way easier to fire you on a technicality than to go through the rigamarole of HR bs. Your former coworkers are probably thrilled you're gone. I feel bad for your preggo gf. Judging by your posts, you're going to split the second she shits that thing out.
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