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Rapper Kodak Black found high out of his mind eating chicken in the middle of the road

This prompted Kanye to catch a flight to go check on him. Lmfao.

!r-slurs !BIPOCs !chuds

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I feel like I can't explain to libs that Kamala lost because she sucked.

The past two nights I've been stuck around liberals that have stared into the abyss for too long. They claim that scared idiots like conservatives like simple answers. Yet the simple answer they cling to for their election lose is that America is racist and sexist.

Never mind the fact that compared to Biden, Kamala got 6 million less votes. Trump only went up by 3 million votes compared to his last presidential rub. The fact of the matter is no one liked her. She has a history of being unpopular.

They say that Trump is holding onto power so he doesn't go to prison. That makes zero sense because he could give himself a blanket pardon just like Biden gave his family.

I really wish these people weren't in so many of my social circles. I need to find ways to meet more regular people

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Much :marseyblack: rage that Serena Williams is marred to a fridge-bod white guy
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AITA for being repulsively hideous?

					
					

AITA for continuously triggering her trypophobia?

(Trypophobia is an intense and disproportionate fear or disgust for holes, bumps, or patterns that are clustered together or repetitive)

(aka r-slurred)

I (19F :marseywall:) have had acne for so long that I honestly can't remember my skin without it. I used to wear a lot of concealer to cover it up, but that only made things worse. Eventually, I realized my skin was controlling my life (and draining my bank account πŸ’€), so when I started at a new school, I decided to stop wearing makeup :chinkbitch:. My skin still isn't great, but I'm on medication, so I have some hope that it will improve.

Here's the problem: There's a girl in my class, let's call her Callie (18F :!marseybooba:), who has trypophobia [is r-slurred]. I had no idea until we were put in a group together. The moment I spoke to her, she started crying. Naturally, I asked what was wrong, and she screamed at me that my face was triggering her trypophobia :marseywitchtriggered:. Her friends immediately jumped in to comfort her :marseypearlclutch2: while I just sat there, confused, wondering if I was supposed to apologize for my skin, something I obviously didn't choose to have :10inbongland:.

When I tried to speak again, she told me to shut up and leave because I was " :gigachadnoticeme: drawing attention to myself by talking. :gigachadnoticeme:" I asked what she expected me to do about it, and she said I could at least wear concealer. I explained that it wasn't an option because it's expensive :marseypoor: and just worsens my acne. Her friends glared at me and called me selfish :marseymeangirls:.

That was just the first incident. Ever since, anytime I sit near Callie or have to present in front of the class, she starts dry heaving or crying :marseychonkerfoidpuke: (having a panic attack?) :marseywomanmoment2:. It's disrupting lessons so much that my teacher pulled me aside and asked if I could just wear concealer for the sake of keeping the peace. She admitted it wasn't fair but said she couldn't think of another solution.

I already feel like such a freak because of my skin. I know my skin is horrid, :marseyskinnedwalk: but why am I the one expected to cater to Callie? I didn't choose to have acne any more than she chose to have trypophobia. I can't help but feel like I'm being unfairly treated here, but at the same time, I know she can't control her reaction either.

So… AITA? Should I just wear the darn concealer?

!r-slurs !neurodivergents !foidmoment !\verifiedugly

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When you report a Reddit comment that says "Punch Nazis"
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Husband watches as hot Japanese MILF takes 30 men at once (into her Udon restaurant)
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God it's so unfair

I do wish there was a way to be a girl without transitioning because trans shit is gay and cringe but I was so obsidianlug so posed to be a woman

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entirely beloved

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_ Boisvert

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FΠΎΓ­d gΠΎv: Γ­n vΠ΅rhΠΎvnΠΎ rΠ°dΠ° (Π Π°rΔΌΓ­Π°mΠ΅nt) ΠΎnΔΌΡƒ 9% suΡ€Ρ€ΠΎrts hΓ­m

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>Light in fire in your house. You can't forget about it and walk away. Also, if you didn't clean under the burner properly last time, now there is a half a noodle under there burning. It will either smell weird and concern you, or set off the whole-butt fire alarm

This is called "cooking".

>Crack open the salmonella rocks in your house. You cannot touch anything after you crack them open, because they are probably poisonous. You also have to crack them specifically to not get egg shells into your food

Eggs are perfectly safe to touch. If you care, you can wash the shells.

>Whisk the eggs. No, not with a whisk, you idiot! With a fork! Everyone knows you don't actually use whisks for eggs! Oh God, did you add milk? You're not supposed to add milk! Despite that being how your mom always does it and your mom being awesome/ making yummy eggs!

A "whisk" is a kitchen tool that could totally be used to whisk eggs. That said, the act of whisking doesn't require a whisk. Many people use forks because they're whisking 1-3 eggs and a whisk is simply too much whisk. Also, I add milk to my eggs all the time, taste great. Never seen a chef forbid milk in eggs (though using butter is maybe a little better)

>Put the egg bowl, the whisk you used, and the eggshells...somewhere? You can't just leave them on the counter, you need to clean as you go (the classic, helpful advice to not get overwhelmed!) How do you open the trash can to get the raw egg shells in there without getting raw egg all over? Do you need to Lysol your whole kitchen after this?

Leave them on your counter if you want lolol. Who cares. Also, I have a trashcan with a foot pedal so I could in theory have both my hands full of eggs and put them inside. Idk if she's kobe-ing these eggs into the trash but I've never gotten "egg everywhere".

Eggs on the pan, stir gently. Not too gently, because then it'll cook on the edges only and you'll get oddly dry, flaky eggs. Not too often though. You need to get a feel for it. Someday you'll just get a feel for it. Why don't you do this often enough to have a feel for it?

This is just litterally learning how to cook. If you make 10 eggs over 10 days, your 10th egg will be better than your first. Human beings evolved the ability to learn for this reason.

>Know when they're done. Alton Brown says to take them off early, because they keep cooking on the plate. Salmonella says to cook them thoroughly. Internally panic long enough that you make them rubbery and burnt anyway.

Alton Brown tells you to do this to not get the rubbery and burnt texture. Salmonella doesn't say anything, it's a disease that is incredibly rare. Alton brown worked in a professional kitchen that would get their asses sued to oblivion if they served raw salmonella egg, so uh, maybe fricking trust his judgement when he says take them off early?

>Eat. They do not taste as good as other people's eggs. You get the ick. Don't waste your food! Keep going! Oh god, you forced yourself. Now you hate the taste of eggs and won't eat them for another 4 months.

I mean if you just don't like eggs why are you cooking them lol. I like mine with bacon.

Clean the pan. It's non-stick, which, btw, is evil and killing birds and small children. Can you put in the dishwasher? No, you have to hand-wash. Hey, your sink isn't clean! You need to deal with all these dishes! Maybe if you were a better person, you would've done that already! Oop, is that the dish you whisked the eggs in? Did that touch some other dishes? Yep, salmonella is on everything. Oh, and if you hand-wash, you need to find a spot to dry your dishes. Your kitchen counter needs to have a clear enough space to drip-dry. Why don't you have that? You idiot.

WTF I have to clean my pans?

Anyways, ADHD ISNT REAL AND COOKING EGGS IS EASY.

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Big Boi - All Night :marseysamfisher: (Official Video)

https://media.tenor.com/rCu-L1A-KZQAAAAx/burak-reis-funny-face.webp

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Silicon Valley built the modern world. Why shouldn't we run it?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17388748417oU1J9-yz-wkZQ.webp

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It's Ye Over :marseyitsover: Kanye West and Bianca Censori Split

Kanye West needs a new muse ... because his relationship with Bianca Censori is donezo.

Ye and Bianca have split and are heading hurtling towards a divorce ... according to the Daily Mail, citing a source close to the rapper. A source with direct knowledge tells TMZ both sides have reached out to divorce attorneys.

The split comes on the heels of Kanye and Bianca's controversial appearance at the Grammys and Ye's antisemitic, hateful and misogynistic social media rant, where he declared himself a Nazi and praised Adolf Hitler.

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:marseycoin: Redditor Spotlight: /u/SashaButNotGray1 :marseyzoomer: :marseyretard3: :angryvatnik: :bitcoin:

Greetings dramanauts. Today were gonna look /u/SashaButNotGray1. I found this specimen :marseydetective: when scrolling through /r/probation :brooksannoyed:. Our friend is originally from Texas :texasmutt: where he got in a little kerfuffle :marseypunching:. He accepted the plea for two years probation on a second degree felony :marseytrumpmugshot: charge to misdemeanor assault. He went to the best place for advice, Reddit dot com :soysnoo:, for his new life on probation. This was three months ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1g63idg/accepted_plea/


Fast forward to today. Homie fled the county :brainletbush:. He went to Europe :europeanunionnice:. But not to Germany :marseyhitler:, Finland :marseyfugg:, or even Italy :luigidizzy:. He went to fricking Russia! :marseysaluteussr: Now he wants to get back to the good ol US of A :muttscooter: because he learned what everyone in Russia already knows, Russia sucks :vatnik:. Now he runs back to the best place for advice, Reddit :soysnoo: dot com. Jannies do their thing! :marseyjanny2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1ikgyhc/i_left_country/


Like every other r-slurred zoomoid, he's been rug pulled on a meme coin. :marseywallst:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbeqc8/cannot_get_my_jup/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbet3e/coin_base_scam/


He's even got the zoomer haircut. :marseyzoomerimplosion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rhinoplastyquestions/comments/1citfhw/6_months_post_op/

Anyways, /u/SashaButNotGray1, best of luck to you. You stupid, stupid man.

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Whale Swallows Chillean :marseyvore2: :marseysdwhale:
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Holy crap, an entire channel on youtube dedicated to Ricebunnies addicted to BWC!!

Jeez Louise, 4 hours of white men dominating the minds of asian women. @BWC get in here, this is it. It's time for a ricebunny copypasta to be created.

!chuds !coomers !weebs

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>Shadows is currently on par with that of Assassins Creed Odyssey in terms of its pre-order numbers. "Early previews have been positive, praising its narrative and immersive experience, with both characters playing critical roles in the game's storyline, as well as the quality and complementarity of the gameplay provided by the dual protagonist approach," Guillemot said in the most recent earnings call.

>At the time of writing, Shadows currently has around 300,000 pre-orders, said sources and Odyssey's day one player numbers were between 400-450,000; a gap of around 100-150,000 that needs to be made up in the next four weeks.

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how to enrich uranium?

this

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:zoomer: :!marseyjournogenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738876540_394g7GwY3MLYg.webp

https://web.archive.org/web/20250206083241/https://www.wired.com/story/edward-coristine-tesla-sexy-path-networks-doge/

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 24 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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People of land speak out against the oppressive wingcuck menace, BOTH sides. Wingcucks cruelly respond "This is why we must oppress landchads even more!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739477277R_FnoUE-2HCCPQ.webp

There's this development called Colony Ridge which is selling/renting to Latinx without SSN's. They've managed to attract lawsuits from both the left and the right over different issues.

TWITTER :marseymirror#: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1890063065489735954.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/1dhftm2/what_is_the_controversy_with_colony_ridge_also/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TexasPolitics/comments/1boen9b/we_are_journ*lists_whove_covered_colony_ridge_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/18iaiu1/why_do_so_many_colony_ridge_residents_lose_their/

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Bro this is still being replied to...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357798VwkQJ7S9jzgPJw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357798lwLxwf2ptuK28g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357799clhrpsNrWpoVpg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357799OvZm8gsinoTM0Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357799ynY1g4U7Y-t-ww.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357799YvVCSGRpjCX8ng.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357799bc-uRDufnpSTUw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357799YweepYs3aTuAPg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357799qKhaxzFphr6_Ag.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740357800_vKgpH32n7KU3A.webp

they wouldnt stop so i gav em the one-two punch combo i dislike using since its unfair. Baiting people into admitting two of the three insults isnt easy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17403578001EFHHliblhDQsQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17403578001U9-CQxcO5NLGw.webp .

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