be me

excited to celebrate Pizza Day with all my !friendsofpizzashill

jump on groomercord to wish everyone a “good sorning”

“Oh a new message from Mr. Shill himself! Maybe he got my invite for todays party!”

*reads message *

I feel the power of a thousand knives sharpen through my back like wings of a demon growing.

The fire in my eyes start to glow with rage.

You’ve just made a fricking enemy for fricking life Pizza. Expect more to join soon and I’d watch my fricking back if I were you

Sincerely,

ME and !enemiesofpizzashill

JOIN THE MOVEMENT!!

BURN THE /H/EDGE

I get it, the vaxxed we're the real mindless zombies all along...very chuddy

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OK, not really. The bait sub is /r/sexpositivehomes

But I had an idea, why not just post in real subs? /r/sexpositivehomes has all the makings of a bait sub, we just need to ratchet it up a bit.

The mods of the /r/sexpostivehomes are already degenerates so I don't think they'll ban us, if anything they'll fap to our posts. On a very cursory view of the mods posting history, you see they literally all post in the likes of: /r/inbreeding, /r/TeenSexEducation, /r/incest_relationships etc.

One mod posts in /r/teenagers. "Her" posting history makes it seem she is in high school and she says she's been impregnated by her father. LARP or otherwise - it doesn't matter, these "people" are too far gone

Why should you join in?

It's funny and if it goes the way of our other bait subs, it'll be y'alled for good.

I don't understand all the pearl clutching, /r/TPTK was literally a sub about grooming your children which this site happily indulged in.

Fine I concede to the fact that my idea is basically feeding libertarians their fetish fuel. Anyone have another sub that can be repurposed to be a bait sub?

If ur pro vax thats cool, thats ur dramatic choice, but yall starting ur little pharma corclejerks and quitely downmarseying the responses u dont like but cant respond to is some redditor tier bullshit.

im just letting yall know now ima enjoy pointing out cute twinky-moments and making u feel my hatred of ur pathetic bitchass selves, stay safe out there

EDIT: Every one of the people downmarseying me is a reason for this to happen.

“Ratio” shut up. Shut the frick up. Nobody cares! You’re gonna get the negative side of this ratio that you so care about. Shut the frick up. I thought Reddit was bad enough but now it’s borrowing from Twitter. Nobody gives a shit about the like ratio, nobody gives a shit about your r-slurred comment. Take my advice and shut the frick up!

!downmarseyrs let's kill /h/reformationofdrama before it grows!

You read that right. cheese smells and tastes awful, and ruins every single meal it's added to. When it's melted it's especially worse and has the texture of phlegm and taste of distilled vomit.

And yes, I have tried countless types of cheese from all over the world and they are all repulsive.

Cheese is disgusting. It’s useless additional calories. There is no reason to be addicted to cheese and there’s no reason to add it to perfectly decent meals and sandwiches.

Cry about it. Posting shitty orange cats on other sites and acting r-slurred to “troll le chuds” is next level cute twinkry.

I've said it before, and I'm sure that I can be somewhat verified as not that user, but it is true that ChromeOS is the wave of the future and as ChromeOS and android become integrated it's over for everybody else.

It never began for applecels, even back in '77.

And windows, well at least legacy Windows is still running on some warships and in banks.

But things are changing.

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Success: I have downmarseyd a bad post in every hole. Honestly it was super easy since I've never seen a single good hole post.