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Tomorrow's protests are gonna be a shitshow : VaushV

					
					
					
	

				
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Why is @JimieWhales's wife's girlfriend (we're poly, btw) trying so hard too sell @JimieWhales insurance? @JimieWhales already bought her weird s*x toys (we're poly btw)

					
					

@JimieWhales love sucking peepee & we're poly btw.

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Friendly reminder

Now that we're sincereposting let's all try too be decent human beings. /s

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Watch as leafs crumble, pissing and pooping and seething over being once again put in their place. :marseyrake:

					
					
					
	

				
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EU has joined the AI race :marseyflageu:
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:marseychtorrr2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1igwfz1/same_people_50_years_apart/

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!moidmoment

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Log time. :coonsmug:

!coons

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TikTok :marseycocomelon: "Creator" Is WHINING Over Getting An Actual Job

					
					

In the replies, she claims her content :marseybeanrelieved: consists of "affiliate content" and refuses to give a screenshot of why she was banned.

Upon further research, it turns out she actually :marseyakshually: violated TOS by dropshipping crappy :marseybadlydrawn: Chinese :marseydragonnewyear: products! She now wants to file a lawsuit over her missing :marsey404: $6k but CAN'T because TikTok's US division is not able to be legally involved :marseynorm: with this case, she'll need to sue ByteDance... or the company :marseyapple2: that's based :marseyshesright: in China :marseyklennychinese: lol. In the replies she was advocating for the CCP, now they've come back to give her the boot.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738109161ftb9Rc5qN-JO0w.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokshop/comments/1i55aur/dropshipping_was_banned/

(she posted this before :marseyskellington: the sympathy post)

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Vamps outlived another one :marseyvampeek:

!vampires :marseyvampiremerchant:

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City in third world country is finally making headway on their rat problem

New York literally just invented garbage cans :mjlol:

I'm sure it cost the city tens of billions of dollars to pilot this program.

Orange sight: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42918425

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literal horse girl longposts :marseylongpost: about horses :marseyhorseshoe: in game dev

					
					

I didn't read any of it but she is really, really passionate about horses in games. Her entire post history is about horses.

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  • DramaticTuna : If you're able to understand that title it's time to do the needful.:marseyropewithme:

1/ The Russian media has reportedly been ordered by the Kremlin not to cover Donald Trump positively because his agenda is seen by ordinary Russians as better aligned with their own interests and values than that of Vladimir Putin. :marseydarktrump: :angryvatnik:

2/ The VChK-OGPU Telegram channel reports what a source has told it about a new directive suppressing Russian media coverage of Trump: :marseyshutitdown:

3/ "If the policy of the previous US administration easily created an image of an enemy for the average Russian citizen in terms of values, then now Trump, as president, meets the demands of Russian citizens better than Putin himself: :marseytruthnuke:

4/ "– a family man with an open large family, information about which is not classified by special services (although the security issues of the Trump family are no less acute than those of his Russian colleague); :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseyzoomer: :marseytrump: :marseyindignantwoman: :!marseyboomer: :marseywall: :marseychuddance:

– became a billionaire before he even came to power; :marseycapitalistmanlet:

5/ "– firmly defends the interests of US citizens in matters of migrant crime and relations with their countries of origin (the recent case of Colombia with Trump's strong rhetoric and Russia's unconvincing cases with Azerbaijan and Tajikistan); :chudmuslim: :chudmuslim: :chudmuslim: :marseyrussianmutt: :soyjihadi: :soyjihadi: :soyjihadi:

6/ "– promotes tax cuts for its own citizens and businesses while imposing tariffs and duties on foreign countries. :marseysaluteusa: :!marseychingchongpearlclutch: :satokohoujoufan: :marseygigatitty:

7/ "Whereas Russia is increasing taxes (on profits, VAT, personal income tax, scrappage fees, tariffs of state monopolies in housing and communal services) for its own citizens and businesses, and constant concessions, forgiveness of debts,… :marseygambling:

8/ …reduction of supply prices of resources for foreign countries. :marseycuck: :chadasian2: :chadblack: :chadjihadi:

The domestic policy of the United States now absolutely coincides with the values that the Kremlin previously made "unique" for Russians. :ziggerseethe: :marseyusa:

9/ "A strict command has been given to all media outlets to stop any material on the positive aspects of Trump's domestic policy, and to reduce all news items from the US only to the growth of domestic national and class tensions. :marseyshutitdown: :angryvatnik:

10/ "It is obvious to the Kremlin that Moscow will no longer be able to compete in the field of traditional values with Washington; the mainstream in the Russian media must urgently be changed. :marseyrussianmutt: :marseyhungover: :marseypills: :marseycocaine:

11/ "As one participant in a meeting of a government working group joked: we can lift the ban on LGBT and start supporting transgender politics by introducing it into Russian culture… :soysnooseethe: :marseyhorseshoe: :!chudseethe:

12/ … in order to maintain the agenda of global confrontation and an "alternative path" against the Americans. :marseysurejan: :!marseylaugh: :vatnikusarentfree: :marseydicklet:

13/ "Against this background, it is increasingly difficult to explain to Russians why their 'friends' are Turkey, Iran, North Korea and China, which have completely different and in many ways unacceptable cultural values for Russians… :marseypikachu2: :!chudmuslim: :!chudmuslim: :marseyflagnorthkorea: :!chinkbitch:

14/ …(and the latter country is also taking advantage of the situation by sucking all the profit margins from Russia into its economy) :marseyjewoftheorientglow:

LET US ENABLE TOTAL REDDITOR DEATH AND TOTAL ZIGGER DEATH AT THE SAME TIME

#MAGA #MUGA #MIGA #TRD #TZD

:marseydarktrump: :marseyazov2: :marseysaluteisrael: :soysnootypefastgenocide: :angryvatnikgenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17321320374254365.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173620124331EiU9tqWIVfeA.webp

!trump2024 !trump2028 !the_donald !project2025 !chuds !accelerationists

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Guess the fourth word: Chair, Table, Tablecloth....

COOM!!1111!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!

The answer is always coom. If you aren't influencing others to do wicked deeds and corrupt their souls then your time on Earth is wasted. Lay your pathetic "morals" at the wayside then come speak to me when you think you're ready to deal with the real coomers. Can't get into all the details here but I'm talking a dark underground network of deranged coomers. Members of this network have infiltrated every aspect of civilian life including local governments and municipalities. There are COOMgressmen and COOMgresswomen ready to take up the cause if necessary, and all who oppose the coomers will have heck to pay. Yes, this is the era of HER BODY MY CHOICE. DM me for details.

That is the spirit of coom! The fate of the world already rests in the hands of COOM, you are just realising this. For the rest of you, don't you dare stand in my path. There are COOM forces greater than you can comprehend. Rembember, all our greatest technological achievements have been the product of the desire to COOM. Over thousands of years, the quest of coom has crystallized in all our customs and religions around the world. It is in our DNA. We are literally beings of coom, descended from the stars. COOM, Holy is Thou Name. Homo Gooner is our official species name. The gooning ape. We gained our superiority over other apes through our sheer uncontrolled COOMING urges. World history is a battle of COOMlines. All theories of economics are turned on their head if a powerful statesman decides that for the best coom ever, I need to destroy a nation and plunge millions into famine. Frick, I'd do it to for even one good gooning session.

Gooning is what gets me through life because I'm lonely and I don't have a GF. But when I goon I feel powerful.

https://media.tenor.com/6soTLHFPBbwAAAAx/anime-glasses.webp

Like I can be somebody in this dark world. To all the up and coming (kek) gooners out there watch out it's dangerous in these streets hella goon neighborz be catching cases spending racks on lawsuits word to Drizzy.

A lot of ya'll be idolizing Drake in the Gooner game and yeah he's doing his thing got a buzz off his COOM game, but that's little league compared to what we got going on with my C*M crew. We sell CUMpacks on Whatsapp (don't call). Let me name some really HEFTY FELLAS in the GOON game

1. Jayman079

He's been holding it down for a long time. He is a character that needs no introduction. Some may even regard him as the greatest. He didn't start the game but it wasn't the same after him.

:#coomerface:

2. Barron Trump

You won't believe me but Barron Trump is totally in my private groomercord server we talk to girls, goon hard, and delete our archives daily. I'd tell you more about it but the FEDS busted my last COOMhouse and I'm not trying to see my neighbor Barron catching a case. But word Barron is a legit 5 star general coomer.

https://media.tenor.com/S7-L-d1APToAAAAx/barron-trump-trump-son.webp

3. Donald Trump

Cooming is GENETIC and the trump COOMLine is tried and tested by millions of years of evolution. Not even bullets can stop it. And trump's coom will forever change the course of mankind.

https://media.tenor.com/vyyh9MATsfcAAAAx/tu.webp

4. Honorable Mentions

@BWC @Coom

Now enough of all this shit, it's time to COOM. Where the FRICK are my insatiable c*m fanatics at? Male and female, everyone come forth to sip at the fountain of COOM.

https://media.tenor.com/fgLpAE03sMQAAAAx/yum-yummy.webp

https://media.tenor.com/sdj8AFLJnBIAAAAx/taliesin-yay-taliesin-orgasm-face.webp

https://media.tenor.com/tmQEo-EPGLcAAAAx/mc-cum-cum.webp

Post links to COOM sources below share your sources with a depraved nigguh frick I'm salivating.

https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/how-to-masturbate-for-women

https://www.manual.co/blog/how-to-masturbate

Neighbor I coom on monthly dentist publications, just give me a surface and I'll coom on command. Leave you with a mess of COOM to clean up.

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Tournament summary of 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus

stolen from reddit:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739550209_6Q6ZEMWgVofug.webp

Final standings:

1 - Vincent Keymer: He was unimpressive at Tata Steel and was nothing special in the round robin either, but in the classical portion of this tournament, he was a different player altogether. First beat Alireza, then Magnus, then Fabiano. Never looked in trouble against any of them outside of a couple of moments in the second game against Magnus. A very deserving winner, since he was clearly the best player in the classical.

2 - Fabiano Caruana: From leading for most of the round robin and eventually finishing 3rd there, and then convincingly beating world champion Gukesh 2-0 in the quarter-finals, there was never a moment when he looked out of touch. He had nothing for Vincent in the finals, but it was a really good event overall.

3 - Magnus Carlsen: For Magnus, any event where he doesn't win is a disappointing result. That said, outside of the first day in the round robin, he played really good chess throughout, scoring 3.5/4 on the second day and beating Nodirbek and Sindarov 2-0. Just like Fabiano, he also came up short against an inspired Vincent, and because he met the latter in the semi-finals he had to settle for 3rd.

4 - Javokhir Sindarov: In what could be his big breakout event, he was dominant for most of the round robin, only finishing 2nd there due to losing in the last round. Showed incredible resistance and tenacity to beat Hikaru after bravely picking him, and was incredibly close to getting to the finals. 4th after such a run must feel disappointing for him, but he has a lot to be proud of.

5 - Hikaru Nakamura: His tournament was similar to Magnus, outside of the first day he generally played really good chess, starting off by scoring 3.5/4 on the second day. A couple of critical mistakes in time trouble against Sindarov meant he lost his quarter-final match, and despite convincingly winning against Gukesh and demolishing Nodirbek, that put him in a situation where he couldn't go any higher than 5th.

6 - Nodirbek Abdusattorov: Not exactly a tournament to write home about for him. Was not convincing in the round robin, sneaking through in the final spot. Got demolished by both Magnus and Hikaru in the knockout phase, but swindling Alireza in between those matches was able to help him get to 6th.

7 - Alireza Firouzja: After winning the round robin with 6.5 points, the classical portion just did not work out for him. From being outplayed by Vincent in the first match, he also lost out against Nodirbek after initially having a winning position. He did win the 7th place match against Gukesh (after again blowing a winning position in the first game of that match), but that is a very underwhelming end after such a promising start.

8 - Gukesh Dommaraju: He showed amazing defensive resilience to draw a lot of worse positions in both the round robin and the knockouts, but the fact that he consistently got into them was a disappointment. And being the only winless player in the tournament. Exhaustion from Tata Steel and world championship combined with being less experienced in Freestyle than the others definitely played a part in his performance.

9 - Levon Aronian: The round robin was a disaster, and as a result he was not able to make it to the knockouts. Being the oldest player did not help his chances considering the round robin was with rapid time controls. He did smoothly win the 9th place match against Fedoseev in classical to avoid last.

10 - Vladimir Fedoseev: He has a reputation of being a streaky player who can go on a big run but is also prone to tilt. The 0/4 start in the round robin pretty much put him in a position where qualifying was difficult, and despite two wins later on including one against Magnus, he missed out by half a point. Lost the 9th place match against Levon who played a lot better in that match than he ever did in the round robin.


https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1ijnckf/event_2025_freestyle_chess_grand_slam_weissenhaus/mcquwr4/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739550209RVtN8TSxvsPx6A.webp

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Drumpf :marseydarktrump:Says Zelensky :marseyazov2: 'Dictator' Without Elections :marseyupvote2:

:#marseynouautism:

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Fighting, Playing, Having Fun.

!coons

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Gen Z members at gun reform protest

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1ik40gv/genz_are_pretty_pro_2a/

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Why Arabs Lose Wars - this extremely true essay is still causing seethe decades later
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Author also gets criticised here:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42894220

Basically nothing in:

https://lobste.rs/s/asyabf/falsehoods_programmers_believe_about

Article:

https://purplesyringa.moe/blog/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-null-pointers/

About OOP:

https://purplesyringa.moe/

!codecels

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Daddy fails a made up test - All the news thats fit to print

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Majority of Seattle's chronically homeless originate elsewhere: Think tank survey : SeattleWA

					
					
					
	

				
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