Backstory about this effortpost, and probably the first ever rDrama.net film script!

17 days ago, @QueenOfSpades () asked what happened to the /r/Drama-adjacent subleddit /r/JapanCircleJerk (https://rdrama.net/post/308222/a-short-exploration-of-a-spanish/7168164#context), and thus, 17 days ago, I started writing this comment-turned-effortpost-turned Dramakino-turned schizoposting from my head that I want misinformation and rumors to be corrected, but due to a variety of reasons, I did not posted it back then, but now since today is my last day to farm dramacoin, and also since I would really, really appreciate insights, corrections, and addendums from folx who are more familiar with this story, then I will just post it in here anyways.

Anyway, my memory on this is hazy, I miss /r/JapanCirclejerk so much that my brain excludes traumatic memories as a coping mechanism, so since it was banned I have intentionally avoided looking up anything about its history, much like /r/Drama in a certain way , here is what I remember, and what I could piece together as a dramatic story about this historical event in the an(n)als of the Dramastorians, corrections and more information are very appreciated , !effortposters !bookworms !kino could you please give critiques on my writing style and storywriting skills?

TRANIME OPENING THEME OF THIS POST (LISTEN TO IT WHILE READING):

BWC, IN ASSOCIATION WITH LAWLZ PICTURES, PROUDLY PRESENTS:

JAPANCIRCLEJERK VS. THE GIGAPEDO

(I was going to make a more detailed poster but I need to post this ASAP before Homoween ends, and I have no idea which catchy tagline fits the poster of the movie better)

CHAPTER 1: THE FATLUS GUY IS REAL, AND HE IS EVIL

One day, /r/JCJ was doing the average things that it did as the biggest Japan Circlejerk subreddit, it was making fun of a creepy Gaijin guy in Japan, run off the mill stuff!, what they spent years doing on their subreddit that existed since around the early 2010s, for over a decade JCJ made fun of the average gaijin r-slurs in Japan doing average gaijin r-slur things, this happened all the time in almost all of their posts making fun of in-site drama, so what is so special about this case?, well, unbeknownst to the denizens of /r/JapanCirclejerk, this day was the day that would enter in the history of the late-stage Dramasphere on Soyddit.... the cope before the storm.....

JCJ just so happened to have found the biggest goldmine in the history of their subreddit, the redditor that JCJ was making fun of, was the biggest living stereotype of the 2000s-2010s 4chan incel weeaboo neckbeard p-do loser neurodivergent r-slur creep to have ever existed, he is almost an AI-generated caricature, what happens when you feed AI on outdated 4chan memes and "Otaku" articles from the mid-late 2000s and create a character based on him , basically, the antagonist of this story is a p-dophile English teacher on a JET program.... who got into a relationship with one of his underage students

(I do not know her age, perhaps she was 16-17 or so, but she was underage in the eyes of the law, and no, "age of consent is 13 in Japan lol" , this is a redditor myth that gets repeated, the legal age of consent in Japan is de-facto 18 at all prefectural levels), so his JET agency/school eventually noticed that a child in their school is the "girlfriend" of an grown fricking adult teacher, and sought to either have a serious chat with him, or to take legal action/call the police on him.

CHAPTER 2:Nihonjin v. Chomo P. Lolilover

Still not being satisfied with living the ultimate 4chan weeaboo neckbeard isekai fantasy of moving to Japan, having easy and instant access to all weebshit you can think of, getting a real-life UwU kawaii loli gf, and becoming a s*x offender as a foreigner in a country with an extremely strict law system that does not acquits almost anyone, much less foreigners for their crimes, the reddit user (whose username I forgot, so for convenience, shall be named here as Chomo P. Lolilover ), Mr. Lolilover wanted to go far and beyond and explore more Tranime genres now that he lived in glorious Nihon, so after he became a s*x offender who groomed a child that he was supposed to teach good values towards, Mr. Chomo sought to also get into a real-life Ace Attorney courtroom drama anime!

After realizing that, well, he had committed a serious fricking crime, the 400 IQ IRL Anime protagonist did the shining glasses move from Evangelion , and realized that the best way to get out of trouble was to ask for help, ask for help where you say?, of course, the best website on earth where p-dophiles ask for help! -

reddit.

Chomo-kun fled to the reddit hugbox of smart Gaijin intellectuals on either /r/Japan, or /r/JapanLife, or /r/JET (do not remember which exact sub that was) to ask for assistance for his Ace Attorney case of Nihonjin v. Chomo P. Lolilover, the tard was proudly and without any fricking shame openly admitting on reddit that he is a grown man who is in an illegal relationship with an underage girlfriend in another country, and claiming having no idea as to why the school is fricking angry at him committing a crime, and want his head.

As you can now guess, as it is to be expected from the average English teacher in Asia, Mr. Chomo is not really a bright individual, from committing a serious crime in a foreign country, to publicly admitting it on reddit on the account that he links with his Touhou lolicon and child idol blogs, to thinking that he did nothing wrong, to- HOLD THE FRICK UP what the frick was that?

CHAPTER 3: (no, literally )

Of course, the neighbor got ripped to shred even the tards at either /r/Japan or /r/JapanLife or /r/Jet were fuming and thought that he was a fricking weirdo predator menace that needs to be either arrested or deported before more children get groomed, and their already-not-good Gaijinoid reputation gets stained, as the Gaijincels, above all English teachers, already have a stellar reputation as predators and creeps in Asia, so this p-do freak needs to be stopped ASAP, before his number of victims grow, local media gets involved in it, and other Gaijinoids start to get hated and labeled as p-dophile predators even more than they already have the reputation for.

I remember that the guy had a schizopost-y style to his writing and rhetoric, angrily replying to all negative comments calling him a p-do freak, and I recall that he even LIKED TO USE RANDOM ALL CAPS TO SCREAM LIKE THIS, and since he replied to literally all comments mentioning him in the thread, the p-do lolcow later flocked to /r/JapanCirclejerk to defend xhir heckin cute and valid relationship with an irl kawaii anime japanese loli girlfriend UwU from these heckin harasser stalker chuds and discriminatory Japanese law system

Well, since the guy was quite a prolific schizoposter present in other subs, and had a quite old reddit account, JCJannies stumbled upon his older posts to see what else he was sperging about, but they ended up finding out.... the truth..... but not any average kind of truth, no!, Mx. Dramanxut!, this was a form of TRVTH powered by NVCLEAR fission, a TRVTHNVKE, in fact, this was THE most enriched TRVKERALD that would unfortunately, be the demise of /r/JapanCirclejerk

By surfing through his account, /r/JapanCirclejerk found out that not only he is a massive Touhou lolicon fan, with a fricking enormous posting history on Touhou subreddits and an also gigantic collection of Touhou memorabilia in real-life, and also off-site blogs where he talks about his figurine collection and love for Touhou lolis, no.... no!..... the motherlover has an enormous blog dating back to years ago, where he posts pictures of REAL SEXUALIZED CHILDREN from "Japanese Idol" magazines.

Me writing this text from start to finish:

Chapter 4: PERSONAL ARMY REQUEST: ACCEPTED

When his CP "blog" was discovered by JCJ, the sub understandably freaked the frick out at an outspoken p-dophile with access to children, who has a gigantic blog where he posts "idol" (i.e. sexualized) photographs of real children, who is openly obsessed with loli shit, and who most importantly, has already got in trouble for grooming an underage girl, so all of the "lulz guyz, look at this funny internet r-slur lolcow lolz!!!" aura around the subreddit immediately ended, but this was unfortunately, the very last time that /r/JapanCirclejerk would type "/uj" on their comments

Through the open and proud r-slur posting his personal information on his CSAM blog, they doxxed him (), apparently contacted JET to immediately take action against him (), and overall just started to non-stop shit on him wherever he went on reddit, which is heckin problematic behavior that is against the reddit inc. terms of conduct, and a violation of redditiquete

Even before the JCJannies started to shit on him, reddit banned their sub for violating their rules on doxxing, and also banned other related subreddits for ban evasion, thank you reddit for making the world a better place, and protecting an outspoken and proud p-dophile who has gotten into legal trouble for grooming minors!

Chapter 5: See you, Space Dramanaut

And that was the true story of /r/JapanCirclejerk, yet another extremely funny and informative reddit sub getting banned for them trying to bring a bona-fide open p-dophile to justice.

6. Where are xhey now?

I forgot most details of what happened following this, however, I am certain that the p-do's account is still up, and he is still posting his love for underage Japanese children and lolicon, I do not remember his name, but perhaps KiwiFarms or old Pullpush archives still have the name of his account. !pedohunters !ranchers

Also, I made this image in a rush in order for me to be able to farm dcoin before Homoween ends, I forgot to add in some Touhou figurine in Toguro's hand for example

First I would like to introduce /u/salaamswt, who I must reluctantly admit is the real protagonist of this entire story. This man is a Yemeni from the mean streets of Lackawanna in upstate NY.

Whenever he isn't drinking, puffing on his hookah, posting way too much personal info to Reddit on /r/Islam or /r/boypusssy or cruising for gay s*x in public parks, he is likely searching for poon, which he started to do at the age of 15.

https://old.reddit.com/r/lebanon/comments/1gfd1io/more_photos_of_our_beautiful_lebanon/luh1pxm/?context=8

Some fun facts about him:

In case you couldn't tell by his pfp, he is a big fan of Mia Khalifa.

https://old.reddit.com/r/jordan/comments/1gga2cv/camel_tours_to_wadi_rum_advice_sorely_needed/luo2w5c/?context=8

This hamplanet is his girlfriend:

(No longer his actual gf, updated with a different similar fat woman at his request.)

https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggbw4e/in_the_dunes/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggcjr9/some_more_poses/

A funny thread about Jordanians concerned for the poor camel he plans to take her for a ride on.

He is an absolute Chad that smokes pot while driving.

Some of his other best hits:

Quantum physics is Haram because of all the Jews in it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fzx4n1/what_secret_must_your_parents_never_find_out/lr552z1/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fzw6li/how_were_you_given_the_birds_and_the_bees_talk/lr4atyc/?context=8

He makes beggars recite the Shahada.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Buffalo/comments/1fnyvhs/whats_the_chillest_hotel_in_buffalo/lom5xiq/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMiddleEast/comments/1fmr2l9/palestine_is_free_from_the_river_to_the_sea_whats/loclaqh/?context=8

Suggesting payday loans to other Muslims.

Literally pooping on his grandma.

He possibly convinced that same grandma to vote for Trump.

Now let's introduce /r/neoconnwo. Basically, it's a sub for rightoids exiled by the /r/neoliberal jannies. It is quite rdrama-adjacent and used to be even more. We have quite a few users here from it such as @BushWasRight, @CitroAbsinthe, @johannesalthusius and myself.

For some it is just a mildly rightoid shitposting sub. The jannies actively encourage racism, as long as it's under the gigajannie radar. Unfortunately, in greater and greater amounts it is filling up with overly serious third worlders who think that the discussion thread is a place for them to discuss high school admissions, chronicle their dating lives (except you /u/Thadlust, you're funny when you do it), post their treatises on world politics or discuss how to fix the Republican party to a semi-public audience of about 20 people on a good day. This latter group also has an incredibly distorted idea of baiting, which they call "bullying". This consists of unironically arguing with lib tourists on the sub to the applause and backpatting of their 15 internet friends.

You might think that such an erudite and intelligent group of bullies would have no problem dealing with a Yemeni that has pot-fried his brain so hard that about a third of his words are neighbor but you would be surprised.

It begins with him absolutely dominating bants with the victories of the glorious warriors of Islam. but quickly escalates as he lifts the veil of the sub and peers into the very SOVL of its users.

who are you?

who r U? u really think this subreddit some kinda secret club? u all losers jerkin each other off pretendin you got a VIP pass to the club when all u doin is sittin on ur fat asses

My brother in Yakob you are arguing with a thirteen year old troll

I know. I like bullying, literally meaning

"i like making catty comments on a random subreddit that barely gets any traffic and pretending I'm a kewl mean girl" go show these screenshots to your grandma u corny butt neighbor itll be the only time she'll ever be proud of u

Which is such an own that it gets more upmarseyd than the local who pretends not to see it to spare himself the shame of having to attempt to respond.

Literally who the frick are you?

lol ur comment history is just words n more words n huffing ur own farts. U ain't as smart as u think u r

we Chinese will control Russia America and the Middle East. You guys will all be converted to atheists and lose your language. You can learn Chinese now to make your future life better

ching chong ding dong long wang flung dung eggs won ton chicken fried rice. n give me a fortune cookie too

LaserAlpaca desperately tries to recover from his humiliation:

Please never ban salaamswf (other guy)

from my understanding of experimenting with him. You can trigger him by saying bad things to Arabs. Mom attack works ok not too sure how efficient it is.

Sadly here is Reddit, many things I cannot say or I can show you true insulting techniques from China.

u "troll" like a 13 year old who saw a rage face on knowyourmeme for the first time

I mean I have to go to your level to fight you right?

fight me? neighbor u postin comments on reddit

I don't think you can say that word

neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor

More of him jut dominating.

Anyways, his entire comment history, especially on /r/neoconNWO is just gold.

Enjoy a bonus thread of him, featuring trains.

Btw in case you were wondering where the material for all these truthnukes comes from, Yemeni scientists are hard at work enriching copper.

Anyways, /u/salaamswt is a fun guy, hope we can entice him to come here.

If you're seeing this from crosstalk pm bot salaamswt, I'm KamalaFanBoy.