I Visited the Waco Siege Memorial 
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Credit to @Absinthe for the main image.
I decided to take a trip to the Branch Davidian memorial the other day, as you do. I know this isn’t exactly drama, but surely the site has enough amateur historians, rightoids, militiaoids, conspiratards, honeypot-glowies, and all-of-the-aboves to appreciate such a unique slice of small town America. 
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To clarify, this isn’t an official memorial or museum. The land is privately owned by modern day Davidians, and while a blog I read on the site advertises attractions like an amphitheater and a biblical petting zoo, it seems these are things the Davidians want rather than have. The site mainly consists of scattered plaques with a large space for two horses and two mules to wander. There’s an office that will sell you custom DVDs on the historic events of thirty years ago if you phone ahead, but there was no equivalent to an employee or tour guide. Most of the buildings in the area are private homes, and I get the feeling modern Davidians use the area for family affairs. The chapel pictured above was closed. 
The chapel also has a Trump 2024 flag. Didn’t know they made those. 
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The Mount Carmel center used to stand just beyond where the chapel is now.
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Today the swimming pool is all that remains. The space is otherwise empty.
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They have this though.
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As implied by the donation message on the bottom plaque, the events of 1993 are still in the minds of modern militia groups. The Branch Davidians are seen by many as having taken a stand against an increasingly omnipresent government, with the events of Mount Carmel often cited as the ATF’s first big peepee moment. This has given the Davidians a role in America’s cultural memory that goes beyond their status as a simple denomination.
Even so, The Branch, The Lord Our Righteousness seems to just be a local community now. Though often considered a cult back in the day, the Davidians have actually existed since before David Koresh’s birth, and it would appear they wish to move beyond the infamy of 93. The site doesn’t specifically venerate Koresh in any way. He’s simply mentioned as one of the people who died. (Though the lists of names make it quite obvious he fathered most of the children.) 
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There is significance to the trees here, as each is dedicated to someone killed in the siege. The blog mentions that there used to be plaques at the base of each one. It also mentions Koresh’s old motorcycle, but that was gone when I visited. I did see what might have been a rusted metal object out by the horses, but it wasn’t close by. 
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Horsies and mules! 
The place was actually popping off for such a small establishment, with a new car coming within minutes to replace any that left. Visitors ranged from boomer groups to a young vaping zoomer couple, so the place probably rakes in more money than you’d give them credit for.
As a final note, the events of Waco those three decades ago are surrounded by conspiracy theories to this very day, and I’d like to add another one. Considering how the city is mired in endless lane closures and pigeon-like flocks of construction workers, I’m convinced the government is slowly dismantling Waco brick by brick. Soon there will be nothing but Baylor University and its pod student housing, and the glowies will insist there never was such a thing as Waco. 
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So first the drama I suppose. This is incredibly long and likely not at all interesting, but I’m seething rn so I’m typing it up for future reference. Codecels here to win 100,000 marseybux can scroll to the end.
CHAPTER I: THE MEET-CVTE
You know /r/detrans, right? The subreddit for people who regret chopping their peepee/tits off for a meme? That place. Obviously the Reddit admins don’t like them and want them to die, but they’re too small and ineffectual to ban. Because they’re extremely incompetent and utterly terrified of offending anyone at all under any circumstances, even though they recognize the TRA nonsense as being extremely predatory and dangerous.
So anyway, several months ago @Aevann noticed that the jannie team was talking about how they need an offsite to move to so they can ostensibly be more aggressive in their words and “campaigning” without worrying about Reddit yalling them for wrongthink. Great! We can provide that! And he loves to see his code in the wild, so sure, perfect opportunity to do that while also helping people in need.
He started talking with the mods. Offered to set them up with whatever they wanted, fully customized, new features, what-have-you, even pay their hosting for a few months so they’re not saddled with a gamble on something that may not work as far as they know, or they may not like.
CHAPTER II: STVMBLING BLOCKS
But what happens after those three months of free hosting?
The million dollar question, and a fair one. These are profoundly mentally ill women, after all. The million dollar question has a five dollar answer, though: literally five dollars. $5.00 per month.
One would think that would be a done deal. Free site, free tech support, free future development, free hosting for a few months, $5/month afterwards.
But no, apparently $5 per month is too expensive. Like, literally. The collective mod team cannot afford it. This is in no way hyperbolic. The entire mod team is unemployed. The entire mod team is literally incapable of pooling $5/month with three months’ advance notice. They asked if there was any other way that would be cheaper.
Of course there isn’t, so it was suggested that they take donations via Gumroad like the much larger rDrama does. Surely someone in the userbase has five dollars, or five users will have one dollar, that they could give the mods to pay for hosting. This was not something that the entire mod team found to be likely.
CHAPTER III: THE LONG, VNCERTAIN SILENCE
They said they would try to come up with a way to ensure that they would have five dollars per month to pay for hosting, or they would find someone cheaper (something that costs less than free with less than 0 development time) if not.
Months pass. They had still been looking for something cheaper than free with 0 dev time and that would be less than $5/month for a standalone site with whatever features they wanted.
Obviously this did not come to pass, because we had been pitching this to them and practically begging them to take it, because we feel bad for them and want to help a bunch of damaged and abused women as a matter of basic human decency.
And then yesterday happened.
CHAPTER IV: GVVD MVRNVNG
Tired of waiting on this shit, I joined their Groomercord server to communicate more efficiently than Reddit with its constant bans of Aevann and I allows.
Their Groomercord server, by the way, forbids misgendering even fictional characters. They have an 18+ channel which you can only get into if you send the mods a timestamped picture of you with your face, holding your government-issued photo ID. In this 18+ channel, you aren’t allowed to post anything NSFW. You aren’t allowed to discuss sexual matters. You aren’t allowed to e-flirt with other verified-18+ members. It is just another channel, inexplicably marked 18+, which you have to fully dox yourself to the (admittedly unemployed) mods to in order to enter.
This isn’t relevant to the story, I’m simply trying to illustrate just how catastrophically unwell these people running a 30k-member subreddit comprised mostly of children are and I found that to be particularly hilarious.
Anyway, we got ahold of the mods. I extremely politely explained that we have been trying to give them everything they want, for free, for months now and we would really like to get their site set up, so can I please talk to the mods in charge? And then they talked to Aevann and I. Their biggest upfront concern was that we keep getting banned by Reddit admins. The people looking for an offsite because their subreddit is in danger of being banned thought that we are a danger because the Reddit admins keep banning us.
Once I (again, very politely) explained how ridiculous that is, they set up another channel in which we could discuss their move. The $5/month after three months was again a dealbreaker, but they got past that and had a great big conversation overnight and were going off in a million directions about how maybe it would be okay to accept the free site, just don’t mention it on Reddit? And it went on for hours as they tried to figure out whether free was too expensive, and if they can find anyone to do it cheaper. Cheaper than free.
At this point Aevann gave up and I lost my patience and gave them one last chance to accept a free website that they have been asking for.
Some Ovarit terf found the channel and ended up agreeing with everything I said. The users who found the channel also agreed.
The head mod finally responded, and she did not like this at all.
CHAPTER V: RESOLVTION
THE END.
CLASSIFIED CODE PROJECT DETAILS
cc: @float-trip
@TwoLargeSnakesMating both of you were strongly recommended by Aevann but there’s no obligation so don’t worry
Anyway
100,000 marseybux to anyone who can complete a project that @geese_suck says is too frustrating and that
@McCoxmaul gave up on in a rage. This is the first phase of something that will be universally adored by the userbase, but it’s a headache to do. Send me a dm for details, any interested and talented coooooders. This is extremely classified because we like to surprise people, so if you’re untrustworthy or don’t think you can keep a secret, do not bother applying.
Thank you xx
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For anyone with even a passing interest in anthropology, the 1947 Kon-Tiki expedition is one of the most famous moments in anthropological history and experimental archaeology. In 1947, Thor Heyerdahl and his comrades set sail on an authentic replica of a Polynesian raft named the Kon-Tiki from Peru to the Tuamotu Islands to prove his hypothesis that Easter Island was initially settled by an pre-Incan South American civilization from the east rather than the mainstream consensus of a Polynesian origin. After an incredible 101 day voyage, he and his crew made it to their destination. Thor wrote a book about his adventure and an Academy Award winning documentary film was produced, stoking the world's interest in experimental archaeology. For his contributions to science, Thor was hailed as a hero worldwide.
What people don't know is that the results of Kon-Tiki were extremely controversial and caused immense seething and gnashing of teeth among mainstream anthropologists. Despite his conclusive proof that it was indeed possible to sail across the Pacific and back using primitive technology, mainstream academics continued to categorically deny his American Origin Hypothesis all the way up to 2020, when DNA evidence was discovered that the inhabitants of Easter Island had some South American ancestry.
Thor Heyerdahl
Thor Heyerdahl (1914 - 2002) was a Norwegian polymath, soldier, sailor, explorer and scientist. He studied zoology and geography in university and held a fascination for Polynesian culture. Back then, not much was known about the origins of Easter Island and its people besides the writings of earlier colonists and explorers during the Age of Sail.
The discovery of the stone city of Nan Madol built in the 1100s, the megalithic stone statues of Easter Island (aka Rapa Nui) and other evidence of an ancient sophisticated Polynesian civilization stoked the public's imagination in the early 20th century. For context, some people believed that the South Pacific could have been colonized by a lost tribe of Israel :chadjew: (a popular but unscientific hypothesis for any impressive monument deemed too difficult for the natives to have built) while others had even more outlandish theories centered around lost continents in the South Pacific like Lemuria or Mu :marseyschizowall: . We now know that the origins of Polynesians are much older than Bible stories but it was the 1900s, so such theories were at least somewhat entertained.
Early in his career in 1937, Thor travelled to the island of Fatu Hiva in the South Pacific and lived among the locals doing important scientific work categorizing the flora and fauna of the island and interacting with natives. During his time there he developed his own theory of a possible link between the cultures of the South Pacific archipelago and South America through a race of seafaring stonemason mayoids he called the Tiki that stretched from Hawaii to Samoa to Easter Island.
Thor had previously studied the culture and history of Easter Island and became aware of indigenous legends claiming that the island had initially been inhabited by a race of taller, fair skinned people called the hanau epe that had arrived from a far away land until they came into conflict with newcomers from Polynesia and were exterminated in a brutal struggle. The natives claimed that this ancient race had invented the famous moai statues, gigantic multi-ton megalithic stone heads that dotted the landscape and had puzzled and fascinated western anthropologists since their discovery.
To Thor, it was clear that there had to be some connection between the stone monument building cultures of South America and the moai builders of Easter Island, but the immense 5000 mile distance between South America and Easter Island cast doubt on this hypothesis among mainstream anthropologists who believed primitive pre-Incan style rafts made of literal balsa wood (Fun Fact: Balsa means 'raft' in Spanish) were not capable of making such long distance oceanic voyages.
The Kon-Tiki Expedition
After his country was liberated from Nazi control in 1945, Thor Heyerdahl began planning the most significant example of experimental archaeology of the 20th century. He brought together a crew of experts, built a pre-Incan style raft named the Kon-Tiki made entirely from wood and bamboo and set sail from Callo Peru on April 28, 1947. The rest... is history.
I won't write anything about the voyage itself because it's already extensively documented. Go read Thor's book for more information or watch the documentary.
Anyways, the Kon-Tiki landed safely on Tuamotu and Thor conclusively proved it was actually not really that hard to sail across the Pacific with primitive technology and navigation.
What Thor Really Believed
Thor Heyerdahl was a proponent of not only South Pacific diffusion from South America but also Pre-Columbian contact between the Old World and America. He subscribed to a overarching theory of what is known today as Eurocentric-diffusionism, that some time in the distant past, an ancient race of intelligent Mayoid (Indo-European Aryan) speedrunners had sailed across the Earth building monuments and introducing technology to natives. For context, in the early 1900s, theories like this were entertained by the mainstream because the Mayoid race was searching for scientific reasons why they were so much better than everyone else.
Obviously, the Eurocentric-diffusion hypothesis was enthusiastically championed by Mayoid racists and denied by mainstream anthropologists and historians. As anthropology matured as a field, Eurocentric origin theories gained a stigma as Nazi pseudoscience.
Despite being the epitome of an Aryan Lad and literally being named Thor, Thor himself was not a Nazi, having fought against them as part of the Norwegian resistance during WW2. Thor was a humanist, egalitarian and basically a hippie that respected all cultures and actually took their silly oral traditions seriously. The beliefs he had about Indo-European diffusion came from connecting the dots from what was known at the time to be true. He never claimed that one race was superior to another or that only Mayoids were capable of building civilization. Thor was also more rigorous scientist than many in academia and his research is generally considered to be of high quality. Long after Kon-Tiki, Thor would update and revise his beliefs as new discoveries came to light but he continued to believe in what was then considered fringe theories like pre-Columbian contact.
Kon-Tiki Deboonked
When Thor returned to the west, he was congratulated by experts of the field for his incredible feat and bravery and was awarded honors around the world. However, his South American origin theory was rejected by the scientific community. The main reason was that there was already strong linguistic, cultural and genetic evidence that Polynesia was settled from the east. Thor did not deny this and stated that while Polynesians today are clearly from Austronesia, it does not invalidate the possibility of South American influence. Anthropologists refused to entertain this possibility though, and Thor's theories were labelled as fringe science at best and racist dogwhistles at worst.
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In fact, almost every paper written about Thor Heyerdahl has made sure to mention the purportedly racist origins of his theories and attacked the validity of his work, rejecting South American contact as a whole. Many academics emphasized that Thor was a self taught amateur incapable of science because he held fringe theories. In his 1998 autobiography, Thor recounted his struggle against academia and elitist attitudes towards outsider research.
From the initial genetic testing of Polynesians in 1997 showing no evidence of South American ancestry to 2020, Thor Heyerdahl's reputation suffered further as his anthropological work was characterized as backwards psedoscience from a racist era. His South American theory was lumped up with the likes of Lemuria, Atlantis and Mu and the language of his work was criticized for being cuturally chauvinistic despite being perfectly acceptable in the 1950s. Basically, people were picking apart his writing clutching pearls because he used now outdated terms like "primitive" and "mongoloid". 
So What Happened in 2020?
In 2020, a genetic analysis of Polynesians and South Americans was published revealing that several eastern Polynesian populations had South American ancestors. The initial admixture between Native South Americans and Polynesians took place in the 1100s vindicating Thor Heyerdahl's hypothesis of South American contact and deboonking the previous 1998 deboonk which only tested the population of Tahiti. This was a groundbreaking and bussyblasting discovery in Polynesian anthropology and shed light many unexplained connections between South America and Polynesia such as the diffusion of potato and other crops.
Mainstream anthropology blown the frick out by actual science
Citations:
None. Frick you. I plagiarized it all from the internet.
Bonus:
Redditor does not Trust The Science and continues to spout outdated information a year after DNA evidence was discovered:
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r/PrismaticLightChurch
What is the Church of Prismatic Light?
✨We are the first church in the Prismatic faith which is an LGBTQIA+ focused religion that values the true self.
What are the Seven Tenets?
Can I be a part of another religion and still join?
✨Yes! Prismatism is non exclusionary
Do you worship a deity?
✨No. We celebrate the love of your true self and your identity as a human being.
Is there a statement of faith?
✨Yes! We believe like the emanations of light through a prism that we are all unique and beautiful beings worthy of love, self discovery and dignity.
Are you affiliated with another religion?
✨No. We are an entire new religion, separate to all others.
Will there be a website where we can officially join the church?
✨Yes! It’s being made right now! Membership is free!
Will you fundraise?
✨We have a donation link in the website and all donations will be used to create promotional material, start services for LGBT youth, and to cover any future legal fees.
How do I become ordained?
✨ Once the non profit status is approved we will begin ordaining Priestx.
Can I start a local chapter in my state?
✨Eventually! First we need to get federally recognized as a church and are working towards that now!
How can we help?
✨We need publicity! Spread on social media and word of mouth. Make art! Help us make merchandise we can wear at Pride! There’s lots of ways to help us grow!
How is this different that The Satanic Temple?
✨ We are more LGBT focused but do share a lot of similar ideas! Prismatism has transitioning as a sacred ritual.
Where is church service held?
✨Service is held Saturday from 6pm-7pm central standard time on the church’s TikTok page
Will there ever be in person services?
✨We sure hope so! We’d love to be able to grow enough to have physical building where we could bring communities together and offer services and resources.
I will add more to this list as questions continue. Love and light from your High Priestx ✨🌈
There are seven key tenets of Prismatic faith. These are inalienable rights to each member of the faith. They are as follows:
The innate worth and dignity of every individual
The inherent right to discover and accept one’s true self and take the steps necessary to present that true self to the world
Love is love, and every person has an inherent right to consensual love between adults (including self love) without discrimination
The inherent right to bodily autonomy which is subject to their will alone.
All beings must act with compassion and empathy towards all living things to the best of their ability
The inherent right to receive affirming medical care. Medical decisions are at the discretion of the individual and their healthcare providers alone, and shall not be infringed upon. This includes gender affirming medical care and/or medical reproductive care.
It is our intrinsic duty to fight for the oppressed and to stand against our oppressors when injustice is being done.
https://old.reddit.com/r/PrismaticLightChurch/comments/u6vioa/the_seven_tenets_of_prismatism/
Origin Story!
I did a radical thing to help fight these oppressive anti trans laws and wanted to share with y’all
I have a teenager who is FTM transgender. We live in Oklahoma and 3 days ago he told me he’d end his own life if laws like the one in Alabama passed here in Oklahoma and he could no longer get his testosterone treatment.
I am fed up. I am mostly a total nobody but one thing I do have is a large following on TikTok. So I had this radical idea and shared it with them and boy oh boy is it gaining momentum so I figured I should share it here, too.
Basically all of these anti trans bills are being funded by Christian nationalist legal organizations like the ADF and ALEC behind the scenes. All done under the guise of religious freedom. Well WHAT IF I started a new religion whose tenets of faith INCLUDED gender affirming medical care and transitioning as a part of its core doctrine. It’s not unheard of! The Satanic Temple has abortion as a religious ritual and has had some success. And it’s not hard to start a church. John Oliver started one on his show. So I asked my followers. What if we really did this.
Well it’s 24 hours later and we have over 22,000 members, I gathered a board of directors and we submitted the paperwork to be a non profit, and it’s blowing the frick up all over TikTok. Turns out people are as serious as I was about using these fascists own playbook against them.
Maybe it’s stupid. But I have officially started The Church of Prismatic Light and I’m working to be federally recognized as a religion. One that can be used if states try to ban HRT or pass other anti trans laws as violating OUR Religious freedom.
No idea how this will go but darn it it’s worth a shot and I’m tired of not being able to fight back. So wish me luck I guess, because yeah, I just started a grassroots movement.
(PS it’s a secular religion with no diety just the love of your true self)
Until the website is up please find us at /r/prismaticlightchurch
https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/u7poy7/so_yeah_i_started_a_whole_dang_religion_to_fight/
Heckin' inspirational Facebook post!
Maybe the founder's a glowie?
https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/r4lp21/i_discovered_a_p-dophile_ring_on_tiktok_and_i/
https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/r602yz/tiktok_p-dophile_ring_update/
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Recently, the world of Marsey Artistry has been in flames as @tooka has been accused of making lazy edits of pre-existing art for clout. Is tooka a talentless hack? Or are the critics just a bunch of stick-in-the-muds?
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This picture is one of the first pieces of tooka art I saw. You may notice that this is a trace over pre-existing drawing of Apu (aka, helper pepe). The face comes from this Apu:
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You might have been tricked into thinking he traced over this apu, but you'd be mistaken: pay attention to the dimension of the hat, his eyes, his mouth, etc
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If we compare tooka's image and the source image, you'll see that tooka actually added quite a bit to the original illustration. He completely changed apu's clothes, added a wide brimmed hat with ears poking out of it, added a little hand keeping the hat from blowing away. In fact, if we zoom and enhance, you'll see that his "trace" isn't strictly a trace. Compare the left side of tooka's apu's eye with the source drawing's left eye, and you'll see that tooka actually improved on the source material (it isn't a sharp angle anymore, but a rounded, more natural looking curve).
"BUT IT'S NOT MARSEY, IT'S STILL JUST A RECOLORED APU!" 
okay, but at what point does an illustration of one character morph into an illustration of another character? For reference, let's compare to the marseyest marsey possible, one of the originals drawn by the original artist
If we compare marseylaugh and tooka's character's *character attributes*, we'll see a few things in common:
- Orange ears
- An orange pattern that wraps around the top of marsey's head (obscured by the hat in tooka's drawing, but still visible)
- White face and body (obviously, in tooka's drawing, his character is wearing clothes, but we can see that his face is white and his hands are white)
The only difference in attribute between tooka's character and the original marsey is that the original marsey has a tail, while tooka's drawing does not feature a tail. You could argue we are only seeing the top half of the character in tooka's illustration, but actually tooka provided us with a full body.
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It is possible that due to the way the character is standing, we simply don't see it's tail (ie, the tail is behind him). This leads into the real differences between tooka's illustration and the original marsey: Pose and Style. With respect to pose, almost all classic marseys are sitting, legs sprawled, with their face toward the reader, whereas tooka's is standing and awkwardly looking to the side. However, marseys standing up is nothing new:
#23 in the marsey leaderboard is marseysoypoint
#68 - marseymini
The biggest distinction, then, is Style. In almost all marseys, marsey's eyes are black on the inside with white highlights, and are variations on a circle (oval, oval with a chunk out of them, etc).
However, in tooka's illustration, marsey's eyes are massive and misshapen, and feature the whites of the character's eyes, something not usually seen. So, can we """improve""" tookas illustration by removing the whites of the eyes? After all, the irises are black circles with highlights, exactly like marsey's full eye. I tried my (not artistically trained) hand...
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despite the fact that I am not an artist, it looks a lot more like a normal marsey. Specifically, marseysmug
is it better? no, I don't think so, because the original was cute, and I think that's the most important attribute of a marsey. Would marsey have been such a smash hit if she had been ugly? no!
(Also, the original marseys were drawn in a more digital art style, with thick, simple shapes, whereas tooka draws in a more pencil-ish style, but I don't think that's super important.)
I'm not saying that the critics don't have a point with some of tooka's work. This one
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is a lazier trace of this pepe
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But who doesn't shitpost from time to time? Sometimes you don't want to put a ton of work into a post.
What do you think, audience?
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Originally, I was going to combine this post with part 3, but character limits made it impossible to post kek
Previous OKBR3 posts: (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) - part 1 (https://rdrama.net/post/54014/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) - part 2 (https://rdrama.net/post/58640/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) - part 3
On 5/25, a date that shall live in infamy, OKBR mods, 
did the unthinkable. They banned 
of the most active users on the server, all of which were beloved for pretty much recreating half of the entire server after it got nuked 
on 4/24. This was the spark that 
lit the keg 
. In protest of the ban, dozens of popular users left the server in order to get mods 
to reverse the bans, but it was to no avail. Dkaih, seeing an opportunity, got G*mer 
and Moe 
to gather all 
the users in their servers, and invite them to the one server that Dkaih created. Due to time restraints and being hasty, Dkaih 
chose the name "Irony Hub" and made Blue Meat Boy the logo (pictured below)
He then OPENLY declared 
war on OKBR admins. In order to get the sheeple 
going, Dkaih needed to PUMP 
up the crowds. He needed to FUEL 
their anger against the OKBR mod menace 
. He needed to REMIND them what they were fighting for. And how to do that better than a speech? 
Thus, Dkaih35, unleashed perhaps one of the most scrutinized 
copypastas 
in the history of all irony servers. Here is it how it goes:
"I have a message 
for us all today. The time has come for a new place for people 
to congregate. Okbuddyr-slur has just become a shithole 
, and we're gonna make this better 
. Mods will no longer have power to do everything and will receive punishments 
for screwing up. We will not have childish 
circlejerks that only have 
stupid people continue because they are 
brainless. I 
left the server tonight because I'm done with moderator abuse 
screwing up my community 
that I've loved for so long. I'm taking it in my own 
hands. I enjoy talking 
to everybody on the server who's worth having [???]. We need people 
who are willing to stick with us to make a change for the better. No moderators 
will be allowed to do things like making an alt account and deleting all the mods from the server, uh, spam pinging everybody 
multiple times, or even nuking the server. Nobody's gonna be allowed to do that without repercussions. I highly recommend 
leaving OKBR3 to send a message to the moderators that their behaviour 
is not ok, and we're not gonna tolerate it. Thanks to everybody who plans to stick around with us for the new future, and a higher quality community. Welcome to the future. 
"
As you could've probably guessed , Dkaih was relentlessy mocked out of the entire irony community (dogelore, whenthe, okbuddyr-slur, comedynecrophilia, bonehurtingjuice, to name few) for this copypasta. In revenge 
for Dkaih's earlier campaigns, the jannoid menace 
dug up some dirt on Dkaih.
First, they found out he looked like this:
Second, they went into his social media that was linked on his groomercord 
and started bullying him there as well. They also brigaded his youtube channel and bullied 
him into deleting it (OK on a serious note thats just sad 
)
Third, they found out he got rejected 
by a biofoid 
after asking her out NOT by text message, not IRL, BUT RATHER EMAILED 
her an ENTIRE GOOGLE DOCUMENT 
IN WHICH HE TAKES LIKE 
PAGES (IM NOT MAKING THIS UP) TO ASK HER OUT!!!
(Stupid w*men didn't realize she just rejected the FOUNDER 
of IRONY HUB and the 
genius who BREAKED the OKBR3 ARG)
As if that couldn't get bad enough, this guy gets 
BUCK BROKEN due to his rejection, and becomes an unironic 
to 
So yeah TL;DR Dkaih's now the laughing stock 
of thousands of people online and the only place for him left is Irony hub
But not all hope 
is lost. Some dogelore mods 
, seeing Irony hub's potential, partner with Irony Hub on just the first day, and they gain hundreds of new members and already got the server infrastructure 
and even some nitro boosters. Dkaih was going to make this new server the hub between all the irony servers, a crossroads of some sort 
. If only...
First IH banner, made my yours truly
And if you're wondering, yes, IH's debut is also on the same day as GF (Greg Floyd's 
) death. According to some rumours, Floyd's spirit 
, after leaving his body, entered Groomercord computer 
services, and it bonded with IH. This could probably be the reason for IH's good luck 
in its debuting days.
THE DEATH OF OKBR
On 5/30, after relentlessly bullying Irony Hub users, the top OKBR mods felt something: 
tiredom. You see, OKBR3 groomercord mods were also subreddit mods, and were given the unpaid 
job of managing both the OKBR subreddit (at the time 700k monkeys 
) and OKBR groomercord(s). If you listened to my previous posts, There were 2 previous OKBR groomercords over the period of 2 years. The first one got nuked somehow , the 2nd was abandoned by the mods, and now we're on the third server. And mods had to DEAL with 
YEARS of constant 
pedos, groomings, scandals, raids, competition from other servers, nukes , and even getting doxxed 
. They figured they would have to choose between their actual life, or their mops , and they all (surprisingly) chose their life. This Dkaih drama was the final straw 
, and they decided the best course of action would be to circumcise 
the entire server so that it would only have channels and 
role. This would discourage elitism, and minimize any work for J-slurs
So on 5/31, OKBR mods COMPLETELY wiped out the entire OKBR3 server. All that was left was one channel, the announcement channel. Hundreds of Thousands of messages and 
months of memory GONE in an instant. And then, and then...
SonofWok, did the unthinkable. To this day, no one is able to ascertain his motivations, but many irony meme historians 
theorize that it was just in his nature, he was an 
agent of chaos 
. But nevertheless, it shocked the entire 
world when Wok gave EVERY SINGLE MEMBER (we're talking thousands of neurodivergents) ADMIN PERMS 
!!! I won't go into much detaik over what happened during the 5/31 nuke as its similar to 4/24 in my previous post. The owner of OKBR, Grant 
, had choices: either spend entire days manually removing admin perms from 8k users on an already radioactive 
server while they potentially post downright illegal content, or delete the OKBR3 server from existence. And so Grant chose the nuclear option 
, and OKBR3 was wiped from existence
BUT DONT LEAVE YET
CAUSE OUR STORY STILL CONTINUES 
8k 
latinx 
r*pefugees were now left 
with nowhere to go now that OKBR3 has been deleted . Nowhere, but IRONY HUB, who are now given members in one day thanks to OKBR's downfall. They have switched mascots for a now iconic white cat (not marsey sadly) called "sillytime." Irony hub is now a bustling metropolis due to the lack of competition, but can it survive the very turbulent 
future?
their new mascot
As for OKBR, their entire groomercord community is fractured, most of their userbase has been taken by Irony Hub. The worst part, however, is when SonofWok, and Ibra dude, the best 's on the team, decided to quit their janitorial duties due to the drama caused by the OKBR3 nuke. They were single handedly carrying the sub, and without them and the other jannies we also lost, the OKBR subreddit has now fallen into /r/dankmemes tier 
garbage, and has now fallen from grace from being one of the best 
meme subs to well, relative irrelevancy 
.
And that's the story of how one literal who 
on /r/kkkringetopia managed to accidentally kill /r/okbuddyr-slur and thousands of memories, to in turn create thousands of more memories for thousands of more people .
Moral of the story? Online, just one random comment, is all it takes to spark a change in the world 
. Also make sure to thank your local janny 
Also I'm going to post an aftermath/ fallout of OKBR's death post sometime later, so make sure to tune in
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Ayo, wassup wit ya all 
its ya boi, back with the the death of OKBR3. Before we get into it, I wanted to answer some FAQs because some people were genuinely confused about my last post.
1. Some people 
asked me what's OKBR (logo above) relation with its fellow 
subreddits. Well OKBR started due to some moderators on /r/bonehurtingjuice seeing a funny meme and deciding to make a subreddit based off this funny meme they saw on ifunny. Although OKBR's mods are friends/ know mods from other irony subs, and they do sometimes partner for events, they are not partnered (officially)
2. 
Some people asked me why is it called the death of OKBR if /r/okbuddyr-slur is still standing. It means a death 
of quality and fall from grace
3. Why did I take so long to release part 2 and part 3? Well because I'm lazy and I'm only doing OKBR3 part 3 because while I was typing this, the OKBR4 groomercord has died and the OKBR mods have completely given up on making anymore OKBR groomercords.
4. Didn't OKBR just steal from ifunny and bruhfunny 
? Yes yes they did
Also here's the previous posts in case youre new and didn't see the first 2: part 1 - (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) part 2 - (https://rdrama.net/post/54014/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one)
and yes, this will a WORDS WORDS WORDS, perhaps the longest of em all, so GET READY FOR OKBR3, THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!! 
The beginning of the end
Dkaih35
Previously, Dkaih35, our hero, 
, has started a secret war against OKBR mods and jannies. Although he had server(s) under his control (Moe Lester's , G*mer's , and his server), and the fame, he didn't have the support or mass to initiate his secret revolt against jannies. In order to wage and win this covert war, he would need to turn the popular opinion against jannies 
, and then get them all to join one huge groomercord that would rival OKBR3. He would then get the J slurs to do a mass reformation 
and ban all the problematic jannies, mainly Dr. Penez. If they did not follow his request, every one of the popular users 
and a significant majority of the OKBR userbase would permanently flock to Dkaih's new server, thus killing OKBR 3 
.
Dr Penez
Our 3 heroes decide to form a special anti-facist group, 
consisting of many of the top ranking users, yo boi included 
. This special group would be dedicated to gathering super-secret information that could lead to the decline of the -slurs reputation. One man, use information he has requested for me to keep secret, managed to 
somehow get a bunch of screenshots of the OKBR janny team openly trash talking some gay italian 
dude whose named I forgot, so I'll refer to him as canoli. You see, Canoli, like the average user, was bullied by everyone for being 
IRL, so the only place that was open for him was groomercord, specifically the server where teenagers acted like r-slurred 5 year olds. OKBR3 was basically his life, and he was apparently super attention-seeking, so a bunch of people including Penez hated him. When Dkaih showed everyone on OKBR the screenshots, canoli got so that the j-slurs he once called his friends secretly hated him, he left the server and was even suicidal. His "death" resulted in an outstanding success to Dkaih: people were starting to hate the once-beloved Penez. It also resulted in some other popular users being paranoid that THEY were being trash talked. It was pretty much the irony groomercord watergate.
Our hero was not done yet with the janny team. After Penez, he set his eyes on Lemonade1947, the co-owner of OKBR.
Lemonade
You see Lemonade was a very bus(s)y 
man, he had no time for the OKBR3 groomercord and was only on it because he was forced to. He only spoke once a month, and when he did, it was practically the same as watching a blue moon (very rare)! Some users took notice of 
this, and decided it would be funny to ping him randomly. What they did not expect, however, was for Lemonade to groggily wake up from his nap to the sound of groomercord pings, and then permaban 
EVERYONE who pinged him, including 2 popular users. Our friend, Lemonade, has clearly never heard of Streisand effect 
, as this inspires Moe Lester to to call up for every user to simultaneously ping Lemonade at once. As if it couldn't get worse for our beloved janitor(s) , someone made a 
DISCOVERY. Why was Lemonade so busy? I'll give you the opportunity to guess before you see the answer.
- He was evading taxes from the
guberment
- He was too busy fighting r*pe accusations IRL
- Dude bussy lmao
Put your guess at the bottom of this post!
Hint:
Yes, in true discrod fashion, our internet janny 
is revealed to be a S*X 
OFFENDER! learning from the time that he banned people for pinging him, Lemonade runs away from OKBR3, the people he banned get unbanned and our heroes score another goal against the NAZI mods.
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
Normally, I would tell you what happened in lead up to the events that are about to unfold, but some of its so BOOOOOORING and I forgot 
tons of it so here's the important stuff:
- Some longtime furry
train mods got exposed for allowing other furries to post CUB PORN 
on the sole basis that the user who posted said porn had a DAVID FROM ANIMAL CROSSING HORIZONS PFP 
. More fuel to the J-slur drama
- Some jannies had mini-mods on their side who sucked their peepee constantly and were part of they army
- One mod, xzerobot, who was a target in Dkaih's crusade for being a vehement opponent against him, was apparently caught
"grooming" kids. Even more fuel
Xzerobot
- As if tensions couldnt get worse, mods started to allow for tons of gay porn, and started pinging the entire server randomly. In case you forgot, people on get
when this happens. Jannies also began handing out HARSH 
punishments to popular users over small things. Dkaih used these 3 things to gather even more users to hate the J-slurs
Continued in my next post due to character limits . If you're wondering why this post seems incomplete this is why
poll:
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TLDR: We tried to draw Marsey in reddit's pixel art thing, an admin used her jew magic 
to erase her, causing an unironic controversy among redditors.
NOTE: This is my attempt to recap everything interesting that happened with /r/place. Information is spread between a bunch of posts, so I wanted to centralize it. Let me know if there is anything that I missed.
Prologue
/r/place is an April Fool's day """prank"""/social experiment, in which redditors are able to place down 1 pixel every five-ish minutes on a canvas. The first iteration of /r/place was in 2017, but due to overwhelming support, they brought it back for 2022.
The reddit admins announced this several days early. When this was announced, dramanauts began plotting how they could do a little trolling on it. The person mainly spearheading this effort was @DrTransmisia. A day before place opened, the doc made a post with the plan. It was very milquetoast - just a marsey with a trans flag behind it.
Literally, as soon as /r/place opened, our fine dramachads began their work. It started out alright, but approximately 1 hr after we began, marsey was overpainted. Apparently, 
s saw our icon and thought that the marsey was vandalizing a heckin' valid flag, and so erased it. On the upside, this was the first trans flag, and it generated a good deal of organic seethe as it spread fairly wide. You can see it below in the timelapse: (I think it is the upper right one, can someone confirm?)
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tuivqu/1st_day_of_rplace_in_1_minute/
DFTBA
In that same timelapse, turn your attention to the middle-left section of the canvas, by the chessboard. After our tragic (but probably inevitable) defeat at the hands of the s, we rebuilt. We didn't have to do it alone, as random redditors were helping us
By mere coincidence, a group of Hank Green fans (of vlogbrothers, scishow, crash course, etc) were building a logo of Green's catchphrase, "Don't Forget To Be Awesome", abbreviated to "DFTBA". Some of our boys made a speech arrow from the logo, making it look like marsey was saying it. 
There's our girl!
As fate would have it, Hank was browsing /r/place himself, and spotted her, leading him to make a tweet where he pointed her out. The official reddit twitter account agreed that Marsey is best girl, and called her "a masterpiece", which is just amazing.
Marsey Gets Fricking Killed 
Somehow or another, chtorrr found out about our exploits, and started fuming. If you didn't know, chtorrr is a reddit admin and professional killjoy, who has had many run-ins with the drama community. (TODO: More information about our relationship with chtorrr) She was also responsible for shuttering 2balkan4you. Worst of all, she is a *gasp* white woman.
yes, that is a biofoid
At one point, added RDRAMA.NET to marsey, and this was the last straw. Remember how I said people could only place one pixel every five minutes? Well, Chtorr and Redtaboo were able to place pixels with no cooldown, a feature that they used to erase marsey. 
Luckily, @Vultures caught her in the act.
https://teddit.net/vids/vrowtfj1a9r81.mp4
Then, they banned people that participated in drawing marsey. Proving this is kind of tricky, so for proof see this post by at @Noahface for the receipts. (If you were banned, let me know and I will add you) (Edit: There is a theory that people were banned based on a referrer link that was accidentally left in @DrTransmisia's template app)
Soyrage
Where some saw defeat, others saw the possibility for greatness. One of us (lmk if you know who) posted the above video to /r/place, and redditors were fricking PISSED. One thread pointing the marseycide out got over 140K updoots. The post was eventually jannied, but several more took their place. The moderators couldn't catch a break.
(Edit: Shoutout to /r/socialjusticeinaction mods for being one of the first to break the story, despite the possibility of being banned)
Meanwhile, chtorrr dox was posted on Kiwi Farms. No one from rdrama has taken responsibility for this yet, so it may be an organic result of the seethestorm. To be fair to everyone involved, chtorrr herself participated in a "mod summit" where her face and name was said publicly, so she kind of doxxed herself. 
A "blackout" was planned, but didn't go anywhere because we were only able to get drama-adjacent meme subs to join. gayspiderbrothel was allegedly going to nuke their sub by posting chtorrr dox, but we apparently have an impostor amogus because all of the mods were replaced. 
Epic OPSEC fail, whoever posted about this on the website. (We unironically need a secret rdrama division for doing more cloak and dagger shit)
Janitors strike back
The jannies weren't going to take this sitting down, of course. Based Bardfinn had some true schizo moments. In one thread, he accused us of conspiring to kill chtorrr. In another, she demands that a user sit down and read the rules right now, darnit and continues to insist that the video was fake.
The less well-known but equally valid Merari01 had a meltdown as well. He started out strong, hilariously claiming that marsey is a neo-nazi hate symbol. He continued his meltdown on slack, where various people attempted to calm him down with rightoid dogwhistles like "common sense", but he saw straight through those pieces of russian propaganda.
Out of nowhere, Merari smugposted in the comment section of one of carps post about him. (Yes, it was actually him - @Joan told him what was happening). Before he disappeared into the aether, he posted the hate symbol twerking. (Carp speculated that he didn't make any more posts because he didn't realize he couldn't delete them)
Marsey: Rebirth
This wasn't the end of marsey on /r/place, however! The gang bravely made a new one. @Suprememe https://rdrama.net/post/57343/-, a URL that currently redirects to https://www.supportukraine.co, and the gang added it to the new marsey. Last I heard it was getting swallowed by green goo, but that's just par on course for /r/place, rather than a concerted effort by the admins.
EDIT: Peace was made with the goo, and Marsey lived until the end of /r/place
- PoopNiggaHitler69studios : chudtorr BTFO
- Chtorrr : cyber-bullying
- realDonaldTrump : They've moved on, they're now mad about a gigantic butt.
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Its over. Normies got hold of the evidence of what happened to marsey and a certain is facing the serious consequences of ANGRY REDDITORS. All because a popular post calling this out got yalled
Now marsey is in the collective minds of a lot of people. Streisand who? I dont know her
Note that since posting this, ive added a lot of posts that snappy couldnt catch, so just remember to put unddit instead of reddit in the url or whatever snappy is using nowadays in any link that has removed comments
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2jyf/reposted_for_visibility/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2lb6/mod_caught_cheating_previous_thread_locked_and/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2lx3/please_explain_reddit_mods/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2k6x/lol/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2skw/original_video_of_a_mod_cheating_from_usadman_of/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3002/reposting_this_mod_cheating_because_i_want_him_to/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv309j/the_fact_that_mods_get_to_cheat_on_rplace_and/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2ll8/mods_are_cheating_dont_let_them_hide_the/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2jfs/mods_locked_a_post_about_mods_cheating/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2old/more_people_need_to_see_this_mod_uchtorrr/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2jpn/the_fact_that_mods_get_to_cheat_on_rplace_and/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2wri/spread_the_word_mods_are_deleting_proof_of_them/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2uk7/the_fact_that_mods_get_to_cheat_on_rplace_and/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2sqj/repost_this/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3hin/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_the_mods_are/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3md6/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_mods_are_removing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2p6e/explain_yourself_uchtorrr/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2ywx/reddit_modsstaff_really_cant_help_themselves_huh/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3nc3/we_need_to_make_anti_uchtorrr_art_we_cant_allow/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3slk/hold_uchtorrr_accountable/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3bte/we_should_write_frick_uchtorrr/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3toy/ban_uchtorrr/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv413j/lets_put_ban_uchtorrr_please_at_1918900/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3v87/mods_are_cheating_they_are_placing_pixels_with_no/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3k36/help_me_make_this_lets_send_a_message/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3m0n/rplace_currently_in_a_nutshell/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3ujc/reddit_mod_abusing_power/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3wps/deleting_them_only_brings_more_awareness/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv4lu4/remember_what_they_took_from_you/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tvaupn/this_was_the_cat_that_wasnt_allowed_on_rplace_can/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tvcnwx/if_it_was_true_why_remove_a_cartoon_cat/
https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/txd29u/hey_you_yes_you_never_forget/
Honestly too lazy to handpick dramatic highlights. Just see for yourself
They even made an entire subreddit!
https://old.reddit.com/r/ChtorrrPlace/
But its now banned lol. Banned around 13:35EST
Worry not! More people want to restore the "PlaceCat" 
https://old.reddit.com/r/RebuildPlaceCat/
Non rplace subs
https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/tv35zu/mods_on_rplace_are_cheating_and_deleting/
https://old.reddit.com/r/yeagerbomb/comments/tv35uc/this_doesnt_pertain_much_to_the_sub_rather_just/
https://old.reddit.com/r/topofreddit/comments/tv3hic/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_mods_are_removing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/FingMemes/comments/tv35kl/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_mods_are_removing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/IndianPlace/comments/tv3wki/mods_are_cheating_dont_let_them_hide_the/
https://old.reddit.com/r/placeDE/comments/tv3v9b/reddit_admin_betr%C3%BCgt_bei_place/
https://old.reddit.com/r/KGBTR/comments/tv3dhf/rplace_de_hile_yapan_reddit_modu/
https://old.reddit.com/r/PlaceNL/comments/tv3k6z/een_mat_die_heel_erg_bezig_is_bij_rplace_en_als/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tv49td/even_rplace_has_hedge_fund_style_frickery/
https://old.reddit.com/r/GreenLattice/comments/tv5k1o/op_sadman_of_anonymity_caught_one_of_the_mods/
https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/tv5prk/rplace_mods_cheating_rule/
https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/tvggsr/anon_is_a_reddit_admin/
Ive gotta highlight this one
In this one a gigajannie is accusing a guy who legit wants transparency of being "in on it" and pretending to not know the orange cat was """hate speech""":
https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/tv42zy/reddit_staff_member_is_abusing_administrative/
It got yalled, https://archive.ph/NdTTH
There has to be a lot more but I'll leave it at that. Now I have to actually be productive instead of searching keywords in reddit for an entire hour
I will update it every once in a while when i find more posts. Feel free to point any big ones so I'll add them
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As a enthusiast of shane dawson scandals, I believe it's time to try and explain every problematic thing Shane Dawson has done. Let's begin
background
](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Shane_Dawson_with_fan_%28cropped%29.png/220px-Shane_Dawson_with_fan_%28cropped%29.png)
Shane Dawson is a very popular american youtuber who mainly makes videos about conspiracy theories and petty youtube drama. He has over 18 million subscribers on his main channel and is notorious for his many, many, many, many, many controversies. From cumming on his cat to doing blackface.
racism
Shane dawson has a LONG history of racism. In his early youtube days he made many racist jokes. But atleast he had the excuse of it being "years ago"
but now heres a more recent example
and heres some instances of shane's past racism:
He has also done blackface many times as seen in the previous videos.
And those videos are just the tip of the iceburg While shane dawson has hours of racist content, most of them are just old edgy jokes. His racism is probaly the most boring kind of scandals that he has had. So thats why I decided to touch on it very briefly here.
Only one more notable thing will go into this category
while most of his racist jokes were made many years ago, which he uses as an excuse, the following video is extremely recent making it quite unique.
This video was made by shane to make fun of a singer he didnt like. He basically tried to own said singer by being blatantly racist in song form. So here is the video:
This song is sexual assault to my ears 
pedophilia
While in his podcast "Shane and friends" he said some fricked up shit, not only is this fairly recent but he said this completely unironically too
I will just let the video speak for itself
After getting tons of backlash over this, shane dawson made a video defending himself
I, shane yaw, my real name
Holy shit he's using his real name so that means hes dead serious im pooping my pants
shane has also had numerous clips of him kissing with underage fans
not exactly bad on its own, but considering his other statements it makes these incidents alot worse
zoophilia
In his podcast, shane dawson told a story about how he came on his cat cheeto. He never once stated it was a joke in the podcast
after three years, this clip resurfaced and people flipped out, causing shane dawson to reply with this imfamous tweet
](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/03/18/15/11140030-6822373-image-a-15_1552921350799.jpg)
then this old clip was dug up
if shane dawson made out with his dog, whats saying he couldnt have came on his cat. But we wont know for sure if he came on his cat or not
his apology
in 2020, many people started digging up all his old controversies and a hate mob formed on twitter. Shane dawson was cancelled.
Shane tried to bounce back with a pathetic apology
Nobody accepted his apology and shane dawson's apology
shane later went live on instagram and had a complete meltdown over tati westbrooke's exposing video on him. Thustly ruining his career
shane completely went off the internet and went silent until 2022, where he would start uploading videos again. But by this point everyone forgot about him and he was irrelevant
and there it is, shane dawson's controversies explained. Holy shit this was hard.
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Aroha me latinx amigos! 
If you're wondering why im late rn its becuz Im lazy and im releasing it now to cop as much dramacoin before my paypig status disappears this month. Also I need help putting multiple images in one post.
Judging from responses from my last post (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one), yall overwhelmingly supported part 2. So after Im done with this one Imma TRY to do an extra story about either the life of OKBR3's predecessor, whenthe/ OKBR2, the life and death of OKBR3's succesor, Irony Hub, Irony Hub's successor/ spin-off(s) (irony republic/ Quipville), the birth and life of /r/antihatecommunities, or the mass irony hub p-dophile 
community expose by Dr. Penez. I will link the poll sometime after this one.
After listening to previous criticism regarding my previous post's format, I will instead link fun but non essential facts down in the comments so it doesnt interfere with the main point of this post.
Also due to pretty much every OKBR3 server/ backup server being deleted, I will have to do some digital recreations and since this was years ago so keep in mind that 
some of these may or may not represent what happened!
Anyways you asked for it, so you got it! 
!!!
The Death of OKBR PART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is the morning of 4/25, 2020, and our beloved have done their best to clean up the fallout from yesterday's disaster
This is an artist's depection of what OKBR3 looked like after the disaster:
The nuke , combined with multiple janitorial failings, , and a very angry elite userbase, resulted in the tensions between the elites and jannies spiking, starting a J slur vs 
cold war. The main figureheads of this civil war include G*mer , Moe Lester , and dkaih35 : on the elites' side, and Dr. Penez, Lemonade, GrantVsZombies, and some other jannies who I will be giving fake names due to both the fact I forgot and uhhhhhhghghghghg. Our 3 main heroes 
decide that the NAZI MODS 
were ignoring the elites (OK roles and BUDDY roles) of OKBR3 in favor of the lower unenlightened classes, the R-SLUR roles and the unflaired (not related to /r/PCM) . You see, OK roles and BUDDY roles were some of the highest activity roles, and in order to get it you needed to suck more mod peepee and waste more of your life on groomercord. You did get special perms and custom badges, and you got to participate in certain events and talk in certain channels, and one such channel was meta talk. It was considered sacred due to the fact it was not riddled with filthy 
NPC poor groomercord randos who had no FLAIR, no ACTIVITY, and no HUMOUR, that infested #general with their normie humour and anti-intellectualism. It was a place were intellectuals 
, jannies, and OKBR theorists/ historians/ oldfigs 
could discuss freely without seeing a poor in sight
That is, until,
Dr. Penez, being the epic based troller he is 
, is fed up with OKBR3's elitism, and decides to do a race/ class war by pinging @everyone in general and opens up meta talk to every R-SLUR role and unflaired and tell them that from now on, #meta talk is free use.
. This results in the sacred chat of #meta-talk now being infested with cringe normies, who are given image perms and in true groomercord fashion, spam gay porn and the elites are PISSED off . !!!!!!!! Our three elite generals decide that in order for the elites to be able to truly flourish, they needed to start their own separate groomercord servers. And so they did, starting 3 back-up/ secret spin-off servers only for the elites of OKBR3. No s no s, and absolutely nothing but peace.
That is, until,
Dr.Penez, being the epic troller he is, starts the chinese takeover of OKBR3 with sonofwok 
of OKBR3. The event goes smoothly, but there's one feature that would result in another big OOPS . And that was the ?r*pe feature introduced for the event. The premise is that you would ?r*pe @somerandomgroomercorder, and it would ping them saying they got r*ped by the chinese government organ harvesters. The problem is, however, that you could also r*pe any role, not just individual people. This means you could ?r*pe @everyone, and it would
ping all 7k people in the server. It is yours truly 
that discovered such a thing (on accident though). When the first @everyone ping hit, others realized they could do it as well, and soon enough, it was nuke time
. There were at least 25 bans and 400+ pings in the groomercord alone that day, and that resulted in another spike in the cold war . It was this very event that sparked a revolutionary 
thought into Dkaih35's head, but no, that would be open treason, and open treason could mean certain death. However, this thought would evolve into something much more than just a thought, and something much much more, than OKBR3. In the meanwhile, many users had end of the year exams , which led to a drop in user activity, and thus the cold war seemed to cool down.
That is, until,
Dr.Penez, being the epic troller he is, starts OKBR3 subreddit and server mod apps . On hand, the subreddit 
janny apps go pretty smoothly, until one elite user, Big Bennis, a wannabe subreddit (to give you an idea of how unfunny he was, he has one of those sad linux pfps. Yea one of those guys ), upon seeing his rejection letter, proceeds to gives one of the most epic (and sadly unironic) copypasta to ever grace mankind. It goes:
" I'm f ucking done with okbr. I joined this server because I wanted power, make of that what you will. When I applied for mod in march and got denied, I almost left, I was so disappointed to see that all the time I put into my application had gone to waste, but I decided to try to wait a little longer for the next applications, so since then, I have tried to be as active as I could. On the janitor apps, I tried even harder on my application, and to see that almost all of the janitors chosen were randoms who weren't even on the server pissed me off. I have nothing but respect for the mods, after all, they kept me from getting any power in the community, but I don't find okbr funny, and I haven't in months. I only stayed here after the sub had gone to shit for power, like I said before. This morning when I read the names of the janitors chosen, it was made clear to me that the only people who could get chosen for powerful roles here are the people with experience modding other subs and people who are extremely active. I am neither. I have no reason to be here anymore, I am going to spend my time in a different subreddit's community that I find funny."
Big Bennis:
Not really relevant to the story, just thought it was funny moment
On the other hand, there was the groomercord mod apps result in some major backlash from the elites, who, after discovering that the new mods are random BUDDY and R-SLUR roles who only joined a month ago and were there for purpose of fighting elitism, went 
insane. As if it couldn't get worse, one of them was a WOMXN named frostyy who had a groomercord anime girl pfp, and as a result, 
one side of the elites was simping up to her, and the other were being incels 
. As if it that couldn't get any worse, it turns out (((she))) isnt even a she, but rather Dr. Penez LARPing as womxn the whole darn time!
https://old.reddit.com/r/averagegroomercorder/comments/ijgluk/discorse/ heres a fun little music video about it
Dkaih35, now pissed beyond relief, decides that BIBOCalypse is inevitable, and soon OKBR3 will need an OKBR4 to take its place. In secret, he, Moe Lester, and G*mer, started a secret server that would change everything forever. It would be the final solution to the irony question, the crossroads between worlds, and would finally be the ONE . Of course, im talking about IRONY HUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as natural, tensions reach and all time and civil war seems inevitable.
That is, until,
Next time
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Meet Kayla Davison. As you can see, she's an e-thot. What makes her (somewhat) special is that she's one of those e-thots that likes to go to "geeky" events to promote her OnlyFans and pretend to be "one of the nerds". Recently, she went to a Magic: the Gathering event (again, I can't stress how dumb the name of this game is).
This is the tweet that started it all.
Naturally, it was received with a mixed reception. Even other e-thots told her that it is inappropriate to wear something like that in a family-friendly event.
Of course, she and her simps responded with the usual deluge of "Misogyny" and "Sexism" accusations, but then... something interesting happened, her dad started tweeting at her, basically telling her that she's a whore and that she should respect herself more.
This man is such a wordsmith that I couldn't just select one or two of his tweets. I need to show them all:
This one is to a guy saying that his daughter's future is going to be trash
This one is to the same guy calling his daughter "A dumpster fire"
Advertising your s*x isn’t “successful” any ol brainless monkey can do that and make a dime.
Naturally, he does a bit of boomer humor at the end to spice things up
AND THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST TWEET OF THEM ALL.
Of course, the e-thot started seething like crazy.
/r/freemagic had their usual reaction to this. Some train got butthurt because of it and even responded to it.
This is my second effortpost and both of them are about Magic: The Gathering. Why the frick am I this obsessed with a children's card game? I don't even like it.
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- Trailer : abortion is a boring, played out issue. Call me when slavery is back on the agenda
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Yeah good luck never eating (googles) pork, potatoes, ANYTHING with wheat in it, beef, veal, tons of dairy stuff, and varius vegis. So all fast food lol.
The male feminist's family can sue them... What the frick is wrong with this country.
Based
His mother should have had an abortion.
Check this map foid, poland is low af and they banned it so yes.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/abortion-rates-by-country Their abortion rate per 1000 births is 0.156 lol for reference the USA is 13.5 which is 85x higher.
One brave man takes the downboops
IDAHO’S UNIQUELY EVIL ABORTION BILL GIVES MALE FEMINISTS’ FAMILIES A SAY
The hill and fox news are the only ones with comment sections click comments to open them below
The GOP just let your male feminist put a bounty on you. What good Christians.
It's not really an abortion ban. It's a safe abortion ban.
TECHNICALLY speaking, the law, the constitution, doesn't actually allow the Nazi right wingers to ban abortion after any given date while in utero, even if viability is in effect, it was only an allowance to pacifiy the nazis, not part of the given law as per the US Constitution. A woman has the right up until the last day to abort, we only allow you nazi republicans some restrictions.
So basically, Idaho is r*pe friendly.
"Pre-born babies?" That's a new one.
Oh yeah that's the new angle the GOP is going for. Now states are trying to confirm via law that babies are humans with the same rights. It's coming soon tm.
Idaho is going full fascist now. The state used to be just mildly conservative but they've had an influx of MAGA and now going jackbooted rogue.
Clarence Thomas dead yet?
There are no prolife Republicans. There are pro birth Republicans. Once an infant can breathe on their own, Republicans demand that they not have to care about the babies. They call that care communism or socialism.
The entire foster care system and adoption charities are run by christians.
It takes at least 5-7 weeks to verify you are pregnant. "Quickening" was the standard for our Founders. When the baby first moves - 14-18 weeks. That is where the SCOTUS will land. 6 weeks effectively eliminates a freedom with a time restriction. That is 100% Unconstitutional.
Fat
collect $20,000... boys tonight, we feast. 
Idaho governor signs abortion ban modeled after Texas law. Idaho's ban will take effect in 30 days.
4 WEEKS
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Meddl Leute, es ist vorbei.
If you are asking "who is this Drachenlord guy?" well then you aren't truly dramapilled. For a rundown in case you are interested in the origins and shenanigans of this lolcow I can recommend
Part 1 and Part 2 of the "absolute Mad Lads" series about him from Count Dankula as well as
the thread on Kiwifarms on his long history including gems like:
- fricking a sexdoll on video
- getting fricked by a massive dildo on video
- getting trolled a ton (see this video for a selection)
Thats right. We Germans lost our CWC to the KKKops just 1 month after the OG CWC was arrested 
. Sad! No I wont link the videos of Drachenlord fricking anything. Good 
! We even have a German copy of the CWC documentary about the life of Drache too! Partially translated and linked here in case you are interested.
Now anyway here is the meat of the post. The videos of the Dragon-layer being slain. Why you may ask? Well Drache let the house he inherited, the only thing of value he had, rot and decay 
to the point where he sold it for like 75.000 Euros 
including the property for a used shitty fricking Ford Ranger, which he lived out of until he was arrested. Sad. Well the new owner decided to tear down the rotting corpse. RIP.
Here is the property before it got Reiner'd
This is the property after he was done with it
And this is him and his beautiful new (old) Ford
Here are the videos of his house being torn down
(this is a tribute to the legendary Schanze from Null)
This is the end of the main post, in case you are interested in reading about his arrest and possible future you can continue down though. Either way thanks for reading my content hope you enjoyed.
END OF POST UNLESS YOU WANT A TLDR ON HIS ARREST AND POSSIBLE APPEAL
You are still reading? Well thank you. Lets get into his arrest.
2 years without probation due to multiple counts of insults and infliction of bodily harm/assault against visitors and police 
. His defense asked for 2 years on probation. The state wanted 2.5 years with no probation. So the court "compromised" 
. He already got 7 months probation for assaulting a visitor to his house with pepper spray so it was inevitable he got prison .
Translation: This is Winkler once again - there's like 15 people here again, shouting and wrecking my stuff, filming and pissing me off [...] Is a patrol coming this time?
[...] Heh, yeah - Well if you just drove through regularly on your own initiative I wouldn't have to do this shit because they'd know there's police here all the time.
DID YOU JUST HANG UP? YOU STUPID SON OF A B-WORD
To clarify : Insulting people publicly (or disseminating insults through a public medium) is punishable under German law - think slander basically. Rainer regularly insulted the police and individual policemen / patrols in his streams when they did not arrive fast enough for his taste (he would call them multiple times daily, basically whenever someone visited him and expected them to show up within minutes) 
Also a little fun fact: A court psychologist diagnosed him with an "Intelligenzminderung" (reduced intelligence) which denotes an IQ in the range of 50-70 and narcissistic traits. He is a literal fricking troglodyte.
The state is appealing his sentence (wishing for a sharper judgement than merely 2 years) and the next trial is set for the 23rd of march. So today. So depending on today's outcome Reiner could be fricked even harder lmao. We will see. Possible update post coming when everything is settled.
If you read this far, leave a 
down below. I hope you enjoyed. Until next time.
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This was an essay I wrote some years back, when I used to be a deeply devout communist and MLM-TW. This marked the beginning of my reading into Italian Left Communism, and straying into eclecticism before eventually abandoning communism outright. I had initially shared this essay internally with other LSC mods, who refused to acknowledge it. I then posted it publicly to multiple communist subreddits, even lefty pol. It was censored in all but one of them. In that last one, not a single person was able to provide a substantive reply, and all comments were variations of trite deflections.
I'm going to give the background that builds up to my question, and what I am contending is if Stalin was wrong in Economic Problems of the USSR. It's a bit lengthy, but please help me out here.
Background:
This all stems from a blog post I found that goes over Karl Marx's conceptualization of the DotP and lower-higher phase communism. It's a bit long but I recommend a read as it's more thorough than my following shorter (but still somewhat long) summary of it.
This blog concludes that DotP and socialism are not the same, and socialism itself is not a transition period between capitalism and communism. Rather, the DotP is the transition period between capitalism and socialism. Socialism wouldn’t have a DotP because it’s a lower phase of communism where classes would cease to exist, and the only remnant of the state that is left would be a “bourgeois state without a bourgeoisie” to protect what is called bourgeois right. Socialism, like communism, is classless and moneyless, and only differs on the fact that in full communism, there is a “communism” of distribution as well as production, i.e. all people work to their true ability and receive based on their need.
Marx backs up ALL of this in Gothakritik. Here is the textual evidence.
Dictatorship of the Proletariat is NOT the same as socialism – In Critique of the Gotha Programme, Marx said:
Between capitalist and communist society there lies the period of the revolutionary transformation of the one into the other. Corresponding to this is also a political transition period in which the state can be nothing but the revolutionary dictatorship of the proletariat.
It's common knowledge that Marx used socialism and communism interchangeably; that Lenin is the one who draws a clear distinction between socialism and communism, the former being the lower phase of the latter. But for argument’s sake, let's pretend that Marx was really referring to socialism as a transition between capitalism and communism. Why would this be untrue?
If political aspect of this transition is the Dictatorship of the Proletariat, then what is the economic aspect?
First, understand that capitalism - as the blog succinctly puts - is:
…generalized commodity production where labor power itself has become a commodity. …those who operate the means of production…don’t own them. Instead, a separate class of people…own the means of production. The capitalists purchase labor power from…people who own neither land nor capital. The proletarians sell their ability to work, or labor power, to the capitalists and get in return a definite sum of money—called a wage. Wages are therefore nothing but the price of labor power.
(If anyone takes issue with this definition of capitalism from a Marxist POV, then please feel free to say why)
Second, understand that socialism would have no commodity production. Marx says in Gothakritik:
Within the co-operative society based on common ownership of the means of production, the producers do not exchange their products; just as little does the labor employed on the products appear here as the value of these products, as a material quality possessed by them, since now, in contrast to capitalist society, individual labor no longer exists in an indirect fashion but directly as a component part of total labor. The phrase "proceeds of labor", objectionable also today on account of its ambiguity, thus loses all meaning.
If private ownership of the Means of Production is wholly replaced by common ownership, then surely there can be no classes. In terms of ownership, all people are equal. Note that Marx essentially says commodity production is non-existent in socialism as well.
But how do we know Marx is referring to socialism (lower phase) and not communism (higher phase)?
Next paragraph:
What we have to deal with here is a communist society, not as it has developed on its own foundations, but, on the contrary, just as it emerges from capitalist society; which is thus in every respect, economically, morally, and intellectually, still stamped with the birthmarks of the old society from whose womb it emerges. Accordingly, the individual producer receives back from society– after the deductions have been made – exactly what he gives to it. What he has given to it is his individual quantum of labor. For example, the social working day consists of the sum of the individual hours of work; the individual labor time of the individual producer is the part of the social working day contributed by him, his share in it. He receives a certificate from society that he has furnished such-and-such an amount of labor (after deducting his labor for the common funds); and with this certificate, he draws from the social stock of means of consumption as much as the same amount of labor cost. The same amount of labor which he has given to society in one form, he receives back in another.
First sentence - Marx is referring to communist society that has immediately birthed from the fall of capitalism, which can only be socialism (lower phase). More important to note is that in this paragraph, Marx elucidates that money would not exist in socialism, carefully using the word “certificates” as opposed to “money”, and this is reinforced by the fact that Marx said commodity production wouldn’t exist. Money is a special commodity whose use value is what the value of all other commodities are measured by, according to the author. Token money represents a definite quantity of a money commodity.
Let’s get this straight so far
Socialism has: no money and no classes. No classes mean no class struggle either... ...and since the Dictatorship of the Proletariat is obviously predicated on a proletariat existing, it must precede a social stage in which that is not the case.
Therefor the Dictatorship of the Proletariat is its own stage. Or more specifically – the transition stage between capitalism and socialism.
Back to the original question: What is the economic side of the dictatorship of the proletariat? Clearly, it’s not socialism. So does that mean it’s capitalism?
Circle back to the first quote by Marx:
Between capitalist and communist society there lies the period of the revolutionary transformation of the one into the other. Corresponding to this is also a political transition period in which the state can be nothing but the revolutionary dictatorship of the proletariat.
Pay attention to the syntax first. The first sentence speaks of a transition between two ECONOMIC modes of production, THEN the second sentence speaks of a POLITICAL transition. We can infer then that the first sentence is speaking of an economic transition. This economic transition is a clash between capitalism and socialism, where both relations of production exist in contradiction to each other. There is no word for this economic transition stage that Marx uses, and interestingly I realized that the Maoists have this exact same conception of the modes of production and transition stages, they merely just moved the words socialism and communism back one place. To the Maoists: socialism refers to this nameless economic transition. Communism refers to both the lower and higher stages of communism.
A linguistic failure on both the part of Marx and Maoists, the former doesn’t have a word for the economic transition, and the latter doesn’t have a word to differentiate the lower and higher phases.
We have answered the original question and have successfully differentiated the Dictatorship of the Proletariat and socialism. Now let’s stick to this terminology that was presented in the first place for the sake of understanding: Nameless economic transition Dictatorship of the Proletariat is a political transition Socialism is lower phase of communism Communism is shorthand for the higher phase of communism.
The next question arises:
What is the difference between socialism (lower phase) and communism (higher phase)?
To reiterate, we already know that socialism features complete common ownership of the Means of Production, no class system, and no money. At first glance that’s pretty darn similar to full communism, and of course we have seen that Marx says wage labor and commodity production do not exist either. So what’s left to differentiate the two?
This is a long quotation by Marx but it answers it completely. Skip to the bottom for the English version:
What we have to deal with here is a communist society, not as it has developed on its own foundations, but, on the contrary, just as it emerges from capitalist society; which is thus in every respect, economically, morally, and intellectually, still stamped with the birthmarks of the old society from whose womb it emerges. Accordingly, the individual producer receives back from society – after the deductions have been made – exactly what he gives to it. What he has given to it is his individual quantum of labor. For example, the social working day consists of the sum of the individual hours of work; the individual labor time of the individual producer is the part of the social working day contributed by him, his share in it. He receives a certificate from society that he has furnished such-and-such an amount of labor (after deducting his labor for the common funds); and with this certificate, he draws from the social stock of means of consumption as much as the same amount of labor cost. The same amount of labor which he has given to society in one form, he receives back in another.
Here, obviously, the same principle prevails as that which regulates the exchange of commodities, as far as this is exchange of equal values. Content and form are changed, because under the altered circumstances no one can give anything except his labor, and because, on the other hand, nothing can pass to the ownership of individuals, except individual means of consumption. But as far as the distribution of the latter among the individual producers is concerned, the same principle prevails as in the exchange of commodity equivalents: a given amount of labor in one form is exchanged for an equal amount of labor in another form. Hence, equal right here is still in principle – bourgeois right, although principle and practice are no longer at loggerheads, while the exchange of equivalents in commodity exchange exists only on the average and not in the individual case.
In spite of this advance, this equal right is still constantly stigmatized by a bourgeois limitation. The right of the producers is proportional to the labor they supply; the equality consists in the fact that measurement is made with an equal standard, labor.
But one man is superior to another physically, or mentally, and supplies more labor in the same time, or can labor for a longer time; and labor, to serve as a measure, must be defined by its duration or intensity, otherwise it ceases to be a standard of measurement. This equal right is an unequal right for unequal labor. It recognizes no class differences, because everyone is only a worker like everyone else; but it tacitly recognizes unequal individual endowment, and thus productive capacity, as a natural privilege. It is, therefore, a right of inequality, in its content, like every right. Right, by its very nature, can consist only in the application of an equal standard; but unequal individuals (and they would not be different individuals if they were not unequal) are measurable only by an equal standard insofar as they are brought under an equal point of view, are taken from one definite side only – for instance, in the present case, are regarded only as workers and nothing more is seen in them, everything else being ignored. Further, one worker is married, another is not; one has more children than another, and so on and so forth. Thus, with an equal performance of labor, and hence an equal in the social consumption fund, one will in fact receive more than another, one will be richer than another, and so on. To avoid all these defects, right, instead of being equal, would have to be unequal. But these defects are inevitable in the first phase of communist society as it is when it has just emerged after prolonged birth pangs from capitalist society. Right can never be higher than the economic structure of society and its cultural development conditioned thereby.
In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor, and therewith also the antithesis between mental and physical labor, has vanished; after labor has become not only a means of life but life's prime want; after the productive forces have also increased with the all-around development of the individual, and all the springs of co-operative wealth flow more abundantly – only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be crossed in its entirety and society inscribe on its banners: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!
if you skipped, here is a simpler interpretation:
Marx says that socialist society is “stamped” by the capitalist past. He also says that under socialism workers earn according to their labor, not to their needs. A ‘ghost’ principle of capitalism remains. “a given amount of labor in one form is exchanged for an equal amount of labor in another form.” This exchange is facilitated by what Marx calls certificates, not money.
This can be summed up very quickly – under socialism, there is a communism of the Means of Production, but not of the Means of Distribution.
A communism of the Means of Distribution would look like collective distribution of products/services based on need, not labor. Under socialism, this is not the case. Rather, something that Marx called “bourgeois right” – the same system that exist under wage labor. This is a “defect” in the lower phase of communism.
Moreover, Marx says that another defect in socialism is the “enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor.” From this flows the “antithesis between mental and physical labor.” As a result of the survival of the “enslaving division of labor,” labor is most certainly not “life’s prime want.” What prevents the abolition of the division of labor is insufficiently developed productive forces. Marx explained that right can never be higher than the level of economic development. Not all individuals under socialism will be able to work according to their true ability. Only the privileged will be able to, and this will be the case until the distinction between mental and physical labor dissipated, and the division of labor is abolished – the success of which marks the transition into full communism.
To further define socialism, if we have “bourgeois right” governing distribution, yet socialism is classless, what happens to the state? Marx was very hostile to any notion that the state could be a state of the “whole people” because if it does then it should dissipate – the state is an instrument of class domination and becomes useless without classes. Lenin provides an explanation, claiming the state during socialism is a “bourgeois state without the bourgeoisie”. The state would exist minimally, likely insofar as a court system to settle disputes over the amount of work that one has contributed and their right to take goods from the “common stores.” There would also have to be an institution that enforces laws against shoplifting by people who want to get more goods than what they are entitled to based on the amount of labor performed. This implies that petty crime would still exist under socialism as well.
So what distinguishes socialism from communism is that socialism has bourgeois right over distribution, has a “state” of sorts or an analogue of it, has division of labor and a distinction between mental and physical labor, and will still contain a privilege where only some people can work according their true ability (though as socialism grows closer to communism, so will the amount of people with this ‘privilege’).
In communism, everyone gets be an intellectual. Agriculture will simply become another branch of industry (this is already slowly being the case as in the current time in the first world, agriculture involves more and more technology and first world farmers have little resemblance to farmers 100 years ago). Everyone can draw from “common stores” of goods according to their needs Everyone can contribute according to their true abilities and labor becomes life’s primary want.
The Question:
Lenin apparently reinforced everything Marx said in Gothakritik. Here is one important quote from Economics And Politics In The Era Of The Dictatorship Of The Proletariat:
Socialism means the abolition of classes. The dictatorship of the proletariat has done all it could to abolish classes. But classes cannot be abolished at one stroke.
And classes still remain and will remain in the era of the dictatorship of the proletariat. The dictatorship will become unnecessary when classes disappear. Without the dictatorship of the proletariat they will not disappear.
Now here is when it gets dicey with Stalin and Economic Problems of the USSR. He claims that the Soviet Union has actually become socialist - by Lenin's own definition. That means Stalin is saying that the Soviet Union has surpassed the Dictatorship of the Proletariat into the lower phase of communism and become a classless society. Here are the relevant quotes.
It is sometimes asked whether the law of value exists and operates in our country, under the socialist system.
Yes, it does exist and does operate. Wherever commodities and commodity production exist, there the law of value must also exist.
How is this possible when Marx explains that commodity production does not exist under lower phase communism?
Undoubtedly, with the abolition of capitalism and the exploiting system in our country, and with the consolidation of the socialist system, the antagonism of interests between town and country, between industry and agriculture, was also bound to disappear.
All this means that the ground for the antithesis between town and country, between industry and agriculture, has already been eliminated by our present socialist system.
How is this possible when Marx explains the abolition of division of labor happens in higher phase communism?
We have a similar situation as regards the problem of the abolition of the antithesis between mental and physical labour.
...it really has disappeared in our present socialist system. Today, the physical workers and the managerial personnel are not enemies, but comrades and friends, members of a single collective body of producers who are vitally interested in the progress and improvement of production.
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Yeah so basically a female Mangaka draw a short comic about her experience being sexually assaulted as a first grade student as she walked her usual way home. Im gonna post the panels OP of the linked thread posted here.
Obvious content warning about pedophilia and sexual assault lol.
So thats pretty fricked right? But where is the drama? 
Well if you know anything about /a/ you know its filled by a bunch of fricking pedos . And when I say "a bunch" I mean a bunch. Like 30% or more of the board. 
Well they took offense to the Mangaka posting her story. Why? Do they think its so disgusting it shouldn't appear in manga form 
? No obviously not r-slur its because they are victim blaming pedoshits lmao. 
So here is /a/ collection of p-do f/a/gs absolutely sperging out. Threads still alive and going so if you want to let some of those "people" know what you think about them go ahead. 
As soon as I saw that art style I knew it was gonna be some 
BS story about "muh society le bad".
["I feel extremely disgusted after reading this and I hope the p-do gets what he deserves. I hear the death sentence is still a thing in Japan.
But calling her an attention whore and bad names is in such bad taste, not that I expected better of weeaboos, but this is not the path god would have wanted for you"](https://archived.moe/a/thread/235421179#p235422206)
Of course they take offense to that and dogpile the guy for wishing death to pedos lmao.
["These melodramatic homo, lesbo and stories are always made up, 100%.
Victimhood is a currency for these people."](https://archived.moe/a/thread/235421179#p235422381)
I could keep going but you get the general consensus 
. I feel ashamed having to share a board with these subhumans and hope they stay away from play grounds and kindergartens.
Im going to go to the gym now. I will come back later and post some more super neurodivergent V-tuber drama, this time from the land of the rising sun. Cheerio.
- Nixoncrats_for_trump : I love me some big anime tits. Mhmm. Tits.
- JoeBiden : I kill ugly women
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LOOK ANIME TITS!
Did I get your attention? Good also keep yourself safe. But before you tie the noose let me tell you a drama story in 3 chapters.
Attention boys and girls its time for more BPD whore sperg out.
What's a V-tuber you might ask? Google it straggot. Tldr a person that uses an anime avatar to make twitch streams. Straggots willingly watch this to throw thousands of shekels at these possibly hideous people.
So what's the drama? See title straggot. But let's dive deeper.
Chapter 1
The post
So let's start from the beginning yeah? V-whore "Saruei" makes contest for her simps to draw fanart of her with the best pic getting 5k US dollars then. Right then what's the drama?
Well it all starts with this seethe post from Saruei here
Tldr: Twitch artist cry and piss their pants because they get disqualified from the contest without ever being notified and for bullshit reasons.
They waste hours of their time drawing coom bait for Saruei (from this point referred to as V-whore), she bags the art and they get told to frick off from her simp armada.
So what are those bullshit reasons?
Well first of all poor V-whore doesn't have to time to tell artists they are disqualified lmao. Why are they disqualified? Because their art is traced of course. Is there evidence for this? Frick off incel.
The aurtist trying to contact her about tracing allegations get to talk to her groomercord jannies (dudes wasting their time simping for 2D kitty lmao) instead. They aren't exactly friendly some might even say cruel. What's the V-whores response to this?
Please look up the definition of the word "cruel", please.
Artists thus utterly btfo.
Carrying on. Other reasons? They drew her books too big. This is her profile banner btw. Yes the one I baited you straggots with. Don't forget to tie that noose just yet.
Any neurodivergent that didn't figure it out yet its all bullshit to get free art lmao.
Now anyway let's carry on to chapter 2
THE SEETHE
To maybe an r-slured dramatards r-slurred surprise only this caused a lot of sneed and pearls clutching in the mentally stable world of Twitter artism. So here is a delicious selection of their seethe.
THE GROOMERCORD JANNIES USED THE R WORD and with video proof too. Yes someone recorded this and thought they have got got those pesky jannoids.
D-D-DONT HOST CONTEST WHEN NO TIME
V-whore response? Tldr: Cope and seethe.
WE HAVE PROOF ITS NOT TRACED THO?
V-whore response? Blocked lmao.
This one is so hilarious I'm just going to post it. Twitter "people" man.
TLDR: V-whore called some neurodivergent a snowflake thus making her a hecking chud.
AAAAA SOMEONE HELP ME HOLD ALL THOSE PEARLS PLEASE
I will link the video of the jannie saying r-slur and screaming at an Aurtist here again
Everone involved in this is so fricking pathetic lmao.
Chapter 3
the aftermath
The V-whore did what no r-slur should do before the Twitter horde. Apologize.
There was actually a post of this with comments enabled. The feeble V-whore couldn't handle all the back clash though (as seen with all the blocking earlier) and disabled the comments. No more drama for us then. Well enough. The V-whore is seething. Twitter artists got owned again. This was all very entertaining. Rdrama wins as usual.
Well this is our conclusion then. Make sure to post a marsey if you came this far to prove you aren't zoomer brained.
Also anyone posting "TLDR?" or any variation of "words words words" gets a 12 hour ban as I'm sick of Zoomers running rampant here. So you get to enjoy that extra drama in the comments. Cheerio straggots til next time.
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It’s the day of the Korean presidential election. The nation is at a crossroads, choosing who will lead it for the next 5 years. Korean voters must weigh important issues of policy, ideology, and personal character when make their decision. But we don’t, so instead of talking about Korea-USA-Japan relations or the Daejang-dong scandal, let’s take a look at the drama queens who the candidates married.
Kim Hyekung
We start out with the 55-year old wife of the left-wing candidate. There’s really not much to say here. She’s just your typical corrupt politician’s wife. When her husband was mayor of a major city she had a few members of his staff assigned to her as full-time personal servants. Among other favors, they took a government credit card and did all of her shopping for her, allegedly spending as much as $100,000. And when she wanted some kind of girlpills but didn’t want the prescription to be in her name, she had one of these servants get a prescription for it.
Kim Keonhee
There’s nothing typical about this 49-year old girlboss who married the candidate for the right-wing party. She’s been stirring up a typhoon of drama and seething.
The first big scandal to hit was over her slightly embellishing her resume. In Korea that generates an incredible amount of seething compared to just straight-up stealing money, so it became a huge campaign issue. She publically apologized, but this only raised more questions. Was she really being sincere, or was she wearing too much makeup to truly feel remorse?
What do you think? Is this bow sincere enough?
Shamans
As the bitterly-fought campaign continues, rumors swirl that our second Ms. Kim is quite fond of shamans. What is a shaman in the Korean context? There are fortune tellers who follow traditions dating back many centuries to before the arrival of foreign religions. Think of it kind of like if European pagans actually still existed. Kim seems to be surrounded by a lot of people who follow those ancient traditions mixed in with Daoism, Buddhism, and just plain old nonsense.
If you don’t dress like this, you ain’t reading my fortune.
The rumors really blow up when her husband is seen at a debate with the Chinese character for king (王) written on his palm. He insists that one of his fans just wrote it on him because he was doing some real king shit. It’s unclear if he also handed him a crown and said “you dropped this”. The public was skeptical of this explanation and assumed it was some kind of good luck charm.
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Seems perfectly normal.
Attention was drawn to various figures hanging around the campaign, like some guy known as Jeon who was caught on video acting like he was part of the staff. The excuse this time was that he’s a Buddhist monk so there’s nothing strange going on, but the Buddhists disavowed any knowledge of him. Some weirdo youtube guru also claims to be mentoring the candidate.
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Master Cheongong looks like a level-headed guy.
Phone Conversations
The drama that had been building up for months explodes when the phone conversations come out. Our heroine Kim had spent several hours on the phone discussing the most sensitive details or her life and her husband’s campaign with a left-wing youtuber, who of course recorded all of it and dumped it all online when it would be most damaging. Why would someone willingly reveal so much to the opposition during a presidential campaign? I guess that’s just how much women like to talk about themselves?
It’s clear from these recordings that the rumors about shamans are well-founded. Kim insists that she doesn’t actually like shamans, she prefers pondering the meaning of life with Daoist and Buddhist cranks and getting her fortune telling from them. For example, she is already planning to move the guest room at the presidential residence because a Daoist master told her it has bad feng shui. More disturbingly, she reveals that she and her husband have made many crucial decisions in their lives and careers based on hocus pocus. It’s even what brought the two together. They both share a gift for clairvoyance. More than just a power couple, they’re a supernatural power couple!
Artist’s rendition of what Kim may look like after she has leveled up her power a bit more.
The phone call provides a lot of other bonus drama, most notably her explaining that the right-wing party isn’t getting metooed nearly as hard as the left because they do a better job of paying off their accusers.
The Pettiest Issues
Despite all this, my favorite drama about her is the pettiest kind. The Korean left can be quite socially conservative, especially when they’re trying to tear down a woman they hate. There’s been a number of accusations about her being too uppity and failing her responsibilities as a good housewife.
A top politician in the opposing party Mr. Song claimed that if her husband was elected, she would be secretly in control of him. The evidence? She speaks to him using an informal mode of speech. This generated some controversy when her defenders pointed out that women now don’t speak to their husbands in a formal tone because they’re not living in medieval times, and maybe Song was being really weird and MGTOWy. Song then backpedaled and claimed that he wasn’t being sexist, and in fact he speaks formally to his wife because she’s a couple years older than him, which just sounds even weirder.
They throw out everything they always say about women. She might have worked at a hostess bar when she was young. She admits to having had plastic surgery, an utterly shocking thing for a Korean woman to do. And finally we get to her greatest sin of all. When she moves into the presidential residence there will only be the pitter patter of 4 cats’ paws because Kim is childless.
- Ghost : Furstrags btfo
- BasedGod : To everyone involved in this story - touch grass holy shit
- Jackal : I did and I have the badge to prove it
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- AntiJannieAktion : I don't care
- of_blood_and_salt : BASED
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ChungusEnjoyer
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EFFORTPOST
FACT CHECK: carp paid for 76 ghost awards and printed 20
LEAKS INSIDE: How I thwarted an rdrama furry groomercordcel cabal that were making plans to destroy the site and bring me to justice for my crimes of fursecution
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TL;DR: GROOMERCORDCELS ARE LAME AND GAY AND ALSO CARP IS RIGHT ABOUT JOURNOS
CW: GROOMERCORD DRAMA, META DRAMA, SURPLUS AUTISM
OP image graciously provided by @Gandalf-the-Whey.
This is a followup post to @TracingWoodgrains' story of the events here, except with the juicy leaks included and not just a wall of
Since Trace pretty much detailed the whole thing for me already, I'll mainly be focusing on the behind-the-scenes stuff and the juicy inside leaks that he unfortunately failed to deliver.
THE GHOSTENING
A few days ago I was DM'd a Groomercord server invite from @Jackal AKA
@TracingWoodgrains, who supposedly set up a safe space for all the drama-adjacent furry degenerates that currently plague the site. I declined of course, since I'm not a furry and I assumed this was some sort of doxing or grooming attempt by our local journo friend using the CNN playbook.
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Skipping to yesterday, I had the dastardly plan of ghost awarding Jackal's weekly furry thread in hopes of disrupting the meta furry circlejerking and co-opting of the site. They didn't exactly respond well to this, and responded by bitching to Carp to get ghost awards nerfed and/or removed entirely so they could continue to namestrag and attention-whore while posting their weird fetish porn. Unfortunately Carp being the closet furry he is, kowtowed to the pressure and offered up a sitewide poll to determine the fate of ghost awards. When the voting didn't go his way however, Carp decided to then print off a frickton of ghost awards and plaster the whole site with them in hopes of causing a large annoyance, before opening up a second poll in hopes that his tomfoolery would be able to swing the vote in the furries' favor this time around - which in the end still ended with a plurality of users wanting to leave ghost awards unchanged. I'm sure the majority of you were around to see all this for yourself though.
THE INNER FURCLE
Whilst this big shitshow was going down however, I recalled the Groomercord invite that Jackal had sent me prior and realized they must have been coordinating their plans in there. Out of curiosity, I shot Jackal a reply asking for a new invite since the old one had expired - unsurprisingly, I was told that I was suddenly no longer welcome to see what secrets were waiting within, and he used two rather strange and flimsy excuses to why: one that I'm apparently a dangerous potential dox-sperg now because I happen to have a Kiwifarms account like the majority of dramatards, and two because I had previously banned one of their members from rdrama for a week for posting porn of an "aged up" version of the child-coded furry videogame character Ralsei.
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This is the character in question for reference - I've been asked to keep a neutral stance on this topic, so it's up to the denizens of rdrama if you think this act constitutes as libertarianism or not.
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Not to be dissuaded however, I was easily able to bribe one of the more impressionable furtwinks in their ranks to provide me screenshots of the hot gossip going on in their secret grooming circle, with a promise of disgusting erotic furry roleplay in return which was left unfulfilled. 
What I discovered will (not) shock you!
THE LEAKS (AKA THE JUICY BIT)
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So it turns out I truly live rent-free in the minds of every furry dramatard that somehow found their way here. They had been talking about me non-stop for hours and were devising different gay-ops in hopes of getting me demopped/evicted from the site, all because I ghosted awarded their gay little circlejerk thread. Little did they know I tend to have a talent for getting into private groomercord cliques and proceeding to leak all their r-slurred nonsense.
Note: I've decided to omit a bunch of typical furry coomer garbage, as while it's disgusting, it's the same shit you'll find in any run-of-the-mill gay furry groomercord.
Conspiring about the mass ghosting which occurred yesterday:
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There was also plenty of gossip about yours truly, and their paranoia slowly began to bounce off each other until they started to convince themselves that I'm a deranged serial killing doxer that was ready to swat them all at a moment's notice. Rude!
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Eventually this schizo paranoia culminated in our mildly neurodivergent friend @Suicidal_Tendies attempting to coordinate a gay-op where tried to convince a bunch of furries to paypig, in hopes of then pressuring Carp/Aevann to revoke my mop and get me removed from rdrama. It's a shame this plan fell through, because it would've been funny to let them all hand over their neetbux to the site first before getting told to kick rocks and having all their shit leaked afterward.
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THE FALLOUT
After compiling screenshots for a couple of hours, my lurking PoC acquaintance @SneedCityUSA - whom I had been watching this unfold with - decided he wanted in on the action. He used the 67000 dramacoin generously gifted to him through reparations to start grass awarding the main culprits of the furcel conspiracy, including messages about the server's intimate happenings in the process which gave away the game that there was an imposter among them.
Predictably, the whole server rapidly descended into seething, paranoia and infighting.
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Eventually they decided @of_blood_and_salt was the most sussy and kicked him from the server, which unfortunately meant I could no longer collect any more screenshots to show here.
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At this point though I was already getting bored of this pathetic groomercordcel nonsense and just sent the server invite to Carp, where he found out all his furry-friends were shit-talking him behind his back whilst at the same time begging for his help against the ghost awardings.
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THE HALL OF SHAME
@Jackal REKT
@TracingWoodgrains DOUBLY REKT
@Soren REKT
@Jaukea REKT
@SparkBrave REKT
@of_blood_and_salt REKT
@Corvus REKT
@Suicidal_Tendies REKT
@Lycanroc REKT
@ThreeLetterAgent REKT
@adiosamigo REKT
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Thanks for playing!
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Good morning, rdrama!
I'm told @MarKong has a fun writeup of drama in the works, and I'm as eager as anyone here to see what he has to say. It does end up connected to me, though, so I figure I should lay the important details out in case he forgets any of them. This is all going to be tedious metadrama, I'm afraid; I'm sorry, but it was going to come out one way or another.
The tl;dr if you find this sort of thing dull: I ran a blatant furry alt here for the past 6 months, started the furry megathreads, and helped launch a Groomercord server to hang out with the local furries; Marco declined an invitation so he could infiltrate instead; now he has a fun spy story to tell everyone
tl;dr of tl;dr: neurodivergence
August 2021: I come to rdrama as @Jackal because the point of this space is drama and leaning into furry nonsense while sharing horrifying furry drama on a site that hates furries seems like a fun bit.
September 2021: I write my first article about you guys; you're all kind enough about it that I feel I ought to create a proper account here and say hi 
October 2021-January 2022: @Jackal goes mostly dormant; I notice a few furries popping up around rdrama; I keep poking around here mostly on main.
December 2021: I publicly out myself as a disgusting furtwink for professional reasons, news to those who chose not to hang onto every word of my self-indulgent 30-minute self-introduction essay elsewhere.
~January 2022: After weighing my options, I elect to increase my participation here on @Jackal so that I can keep
@TracingWoodgrains around for substantive articles or other meaningful commentary and participate in a less obtrusive way overall.
29 January 2022: I decide it would be fun to formalize the furry infestation of rdrama and start a megathread. It's a roaring success in terms of both effort-to-drama ratio and chatting with random furries on rdrama.
11 February 2022: @AltAccountOkapi creates s/furry so we can properly dance on the corpse of Ruqqus; I join in the dancing. We quickly become the most-successful and most-blocked hole on newruqqus. Good work, lads!
21 February 2022: I misinterpret ambiguous messages from @geese_suck and
@MarKong to
@Jackal as indications that they know it's an alt of mine, so I confirm that the two accounts are connected. I don't care much for secrecy and anyone who expects alts to stay unknown on a site with Alt-Seeing Eye as an explicit feature is a fool, so I expected this to happen at some point. Once I increased activity on
@Jackal, I figured "local fake journo has furry rubbishposting alt" would be a fun easter egg for regulars to discover; I didn't mind telling them and am grateful they didn't make a big deal of it.
28 February 2022: I work with a couple of friends here to set up an experimental Groomercord server for some of the rdrama furries, starting with personal friends and expanding slowly to encompass a wider group. On my part, this was for purely self-interested reasons: I've never liked the furry fandom writ large but I like a lot of the local furries and wanted to assemble a solid circle of friends based on the peculiar intersection between furries and rdrama (more on that below).
3 March 2022: Since he is, after all, one of rdrama's most prominent furries, we elect to send Marco an invitation to join our Groomercord. He rudely declines
4 March 2022: I accidentally furpost from main; because of the way rdrama deletion works my followers can still see it. Sorry about that 
7 March 2022: Marco positively ruins our weekly thread by ghost-awarding it and announces plans to keep doing so; I whinge to the chadmins as @Jackal and Carp takes vengeance for House Furry by ghosting the whole front page.
Also 7 March 2022: Marco reveals that he's been secretly infiltrating the server from an unknown alt after declining our invitation to join; shell account @SneedCityUSA starts spamming "concerned user" messages and grass awards while quoting lines from server chat; drama ensues. It's all very exciting and I'm sure you'll hear all about it in Marco's roundup, so I'll just provide the lovely gift messages
@SneedCityUSA wrote up for our shiny new grass badges:
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(Presumably) 8 March 2022: Marco writes an epic about his infiltration.
A few thoughts on the matter:
I like hanging out with the local furries b/c a lot of the things I dislike about the furry fandom are mostly cancelled out by rdrama's effect. In particular, the site neatly avoids overly woke, tiptoeing-around-landmines environments while not leaning all the way into .win-style rightoid silliness and has a strict no-tolerance policy for libertarian or zoo rubbish, all of which combine to chase off most of the worst furries. More broadly, it's important, when you have an absurd hobby, to be able to make fun of yourself and not take things too seriously, so the relentless mockery of furries on rdrama is a public service that makes those who stick around here a pretty fun lot. I've been spending more time posting on @Jackal because I've been having a better time than I anticipated with it all.
I also hold that a furry infestation is healthy for rdrama as part of the initiative to blow everything out of proportion and make things as dramatic as possible, and to help spook .win-tier rightoids who freak out about funny stuff, but to be honest that's mostly just an excuse b/c infesting rdrama is fun.
I have no intention of shutting down either @Jackal or the Dramafur groomercord, or of furposting further on
@TracingWoodgrains. I joke about it, but I do get that most of you guys are (understandably) weirded out by furry rubbish at best and I don't want it to distract too much from my writing or other projects here for those of you who are uneasy about furries but enjoy what I have to say on other topics. Sorry to those (particularly
@Yall) who follow me in spite of furry rubbish and now get a whole bloviating metapost on it because of all this; all I can say is that I'd rather tell my own story than have others tell it. I'm a bit disappointed to be so visibly connecting the two accounts because I really do think it's more fun as an easter egg where most don't recognize me as me, but I stand by my words and actions on both and intend to carry on in much the same vein until I get bored.
Marco's good at what he does and he did indeed manage to cause havoc and panic some of our members early on in the life of our server. It's a clever work of drama and about what I expected from this space, successfully turning a comfortable conversation into a game of Among Us. Ah, well, that's what we get for setting up shop next to rdrama. Sorry to those of you who shared semi-personal info and are/were stressed about leaks; that's on me. I knew drama was a predictable risk, but I wanted at least a bit longer of comfortable, open conversation before something like this let all of rdrama find out about the space.
It's a good server tho
If you feel like you ought to have gotten an invitation to the Groomercord but didn't—you're probably right and I'm sorry to have missed you I tried to limit things at first to mostly the people I've had substantive conversations with, but feel free to shoot me a message either here or on @Jackal if you're interested in the server. No promises on timing or definite entrance—we're, uh, trying to tighten security up a bit, for some reason—but I'm always happy to chat. As a general reminder, keep in mind both that Groomercord servers are inherently public spaces and that we have no interest in allowing anything close to any ethical gray areas in the server. Adjust your expectations accordingly.
Anyway, nice work, Marco. You win this round, even if you're still a furtwink just like the rest of us in the eyes of most people here 
Next round's on me.
p.s. you should be sure to share the MTG cards story if you noticed it in the server. it's a fun one
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It's full of gems and fulfils basically every stereotype of terminal online trans people.
For starters, she abandoned her kids in Iowa with her ex-wife who she bragged about how she slept with just before she left even though her ex-wife had a new boyfriend. She also bragged a lot about her she pimped out her wife -- which is public record, but still, that's fricko. She liked to talk massive shit about her kids and how they drove her nuts and couldn't stand them, then subsequently get pesudo-angry when anyone called her out on it. Yeah.
abandoning children, check. Abusive past relationship, check
Something Laurelai markets as a point of pride is the fact she is a massive social engineer... Since her cigarette addiction, well, costs a lot of money (she will tell you she smokes a pack a day -- a more realistic number is around 4), she had to get smokes from somewhere. She used to take them from the people who had the least: my family (a very low income family, which houses 5 of my siblings), random bums on the street (yes, she took cigarettes from bums), and random people in parking lots who were people I wouldn't want to interact wth normally.
Huge ego, check. Addictive personality, check. Self-centered, check.
Here's the even more despicable part: she used to engineer food from people by claiming we didn't feed her. This is all bullshit.
False claims of abusive living situations, check.
She was VERY insistent on privacy, which is cool and all, but apparently even peeking my mouth into a doorway to tell someone food is ready because they aren't listening is an egregious privacy violation... She would then storm out of the room naked (picture a short, ugly 30 year old transwoman who is quite overweight and has a really tiny peepee) screaming at me to knock or "else." Yes, in my own house, she had the gaul to get in my face because I told her friend she had food.
Short tempered, check. Rages when lies are exposed, check. also just lmao at that mental image
She also tried to break up me and my boyfriend on numerous occasions by starting really bad fights and setting us by the ears.
always fricking with others' relationships, check
She also liked to claim she was deeply involved in OWS and claimed she was in NYC several times. She tried to claim Occupy Tulsa was not run by hipsters or hijacked by out of towners -- both of which I witnessed first hand.
Poser, check.
She especially likes to use the trans thing as a bargaining chip in arguments. If I ever hear the words "cisgender piece of shit" again in my life I will blow a fuse or two.
you already knew this was coming.
Also, her drama from Reddit kept spreading to my IRL social circles. I know a Reddit administrator who warned me in fact that people were witch-hunting us and threatening to burn our house down (which isn't surprising given our part of Oklahoma has a large gay community that felt marginalised in /r/lgbt and a LOT of them are seriously fricking scary).
Cannot separate the Internet & relality, check. knows reddit admins, check. Hated by LBG, check.
She also has a serious internet addiction problem. We got her a company laptop
Terminally online, check.
One thing Laurelai did once was bring her friend (who was a hooker -- not even kidding) from Colorado here to our house and smoke PCP-laced weed... Her friend brought a giant German Shepherd. Now, we have this old Savannah cat named Notch... Cujo as I affectionately referred to him as was attacked several times by this unauthorised dog who just thought it was ok to do that.
Complete degen, check. Associates with others with 0 social skills, check.
Laurelai stayed with us for 24 hours before running off to Arkansas. What triggered the running? Well, her phone started working out of the blue -- not even kidding. It just started working again for no apparent reason, being able to make calls and everything. She told us that she was apparently wanted for testimony by the US Marshalls.
Various legal troubles, check.
All I can say is, if Laurelai ever says anything, take it with a grain of salt, and good riddance to the b-word.
Hated by past associates, check.
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Nibbas in Paris for your listening pleasure
WELCOME BACK ARRRRDRAMAAAA!
The second month of 2022, or should I say 2020 2 
, has come and gone. It’s time to look back and see what events got absolutely drowned out the most by our maxed out recency bias!
Celebrating Black History Month
With every year comes the annual tradition of paying homage to our Criminal American Community by dedicating the shortest month of the year to celebrating their rich, and inspiring history.
Our Esteemed and fairly compensated Jannies have done a Marvelous Job redesigning the site and paying tribute(not reparations) to all our brave bipoc melanincels out there!
But rDrama wasn’t the only one celebrating Buck History Month…
Whoopi Goldberg Names the Jew!
Whoopi Goldberg took a stand infront of the whole world to tell the Big Nose Crakkka that he too should kneel in the presence of his black kings as per the anti defamation league’s definition of color™️.
I’m sure we’ll get a rousing finale soon as Kylie takes on the Kween!
That pretty much wraps up the Kang drama this month, but what Black History Month is complete without the most important tradition of them all… Crakkkas completely overshadowing them the entire month with mayo tomfoolery!
Jim Crow Joe Rogan!
Back when covid was still a thing twitter was gunning for Joe “Horse Paste” Rogan. To absolutely no one’s surprise Twitter made its final gambit, the race card!
r/entertainment hooked on copium after spotify announces they’re not going to axe joe rogan
White House urges Spotify to take action against sentient chimp
As of me writing this rn Joe Rogan is still on spotify despite everything thus proving cancel culture isn’t real, once and for all.
Return of the Big 3
The absolute batshit insane events that transpired this month can most certainly be attributed to the return of 3 important Figures in the Dramasphere…
@MasterLawlz Returned to us and blessed us with 7 Enthralling Lawlzposts! The most bountiful month of Lawlzposts rdrama.net history!
@pizzashill had exiled himself to Alaska to continue his training. But after a week or so of drowning in Eskimo bussy he answered our cries for mercy to save is from the encroaching rightoid Menace!
And Finally at TrappySaruh, now @tappy, signifying once and for all rdrama.net is beyond a shadow of a doubt the TRUE successor to /r/drama. Suck it groomercord straggots!
Unbeknownst to us, the renuion of these 3 legends was the omen of a great happening…
But first we have to talk about Canadians 
Leaves Lose the Plot!
When we first left off from the developing event christened The Honkocaust Trudeau regalled them as a “fringe” minority. The following weeks saw Canada brought to its knees by the power of honking and bouncy Castles.
Cucknadians requesting police assistance
to end the honkocaust
Like clockwork supporting the protest in Canada is considered hate speech according to AHS
After 2 weeks of pretending to have the most convenient case of “Covid” in his cuck cabin he returned to Ottawa to Enact the war measures act, freezing bank accounts, running over old grandma chuds with horses, and giving himself permanent emergency powers all to combat that insignificant group of honkers. Daddy Castro would have been proud! The day of the rake came from within.
Leaf Daddy (He/Them) kicks off the day of the rake at last! Reddit is torn on whether freezing individual’s bank accounts is a good thing or a terrifying
Trudeau says jew likes Swastika, and other insane frick ups!
Congratulations Canada on actually being interesting for the first time in your miserable existence.
Super bowl and the Olympics
I straight up forgot this happened this month. Aside from the few controversies and China being it, It hardly registered, but Return0 made some high quality Ice Skating posts and pushed them to the top of the page. Well done! 
[Effortpost] short track speed skating causes a supernova of seethe
Eminem wants to kneel at the superbowl, but the NFL won’t let him.
The rDrama Wars 
May we never forget those who challenged the Chadmins, and those who did not return.
The day of the Cope: How I trolled the entirety of ConsumeProduct.win
Of course our main antagonist Bardfinn was hit. 
And last but most certainly not least We have perhaps the happening of the year?
Actual Fricking War.
War in Europe! It’s finally here! After all these years of nothing ever happening something happens for once. Honestly the only correct response to this situation is any statement whatsoever followed by the words “Not my Problem.”
Ukranians shortly before imminent death told russian warship “Go Frick Yourselves”
The Drama is young, but honestly it’s anyone’s guess how long it drags on, or how long the war dramacoin profiteers stay profitable. 
rDrama One Offs
To wrap things up here’s some of the singular notable posts that happened this Month.
:zombiewolfseethe:
The End of February!
What a wild fricking month. WW3 is closer than ever and it’s only February. My only regret is that we couldn’t milk that sweet Canadian Drama even more. But that’s enough out of me, what did you think about February 2022? Do you have a favorite bit of Drama? Do you think there was an MVP Dramneurodivergent of the month? Say so in the comments!
This is ZombieWolf signing off!
Your Faves.
Of Course I’m not perfect, but then again who is? (Definitely not Marsey) After such a eventful Month I missed a couple of things and you pointed them out.
One was the death pool of our very own cute twink @stan that led to a pay pig leaving. Good thing he’s alive to add to our best of February Recap!
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A new Pokemon game got announced today, so I decided to do something that I haven't done since the last time a new Pokemon game was announced- go browse /vp/. Somehow, people were surprised that the game series that hasn't had a good entry since 2014 looks like dogshit.
Let's talk about what's in the name first- the Pokemon! Right now, the only ones that have been revealed are the starters.
Personally, I feel very neutral. They look soulless and corporate, just like the Pokemon franchise itself.
Now, what does /vp/ have to say about them?
Personally, I got into sounding with the stylus of my DSi back in 2011.
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Most of the other discussion surrounding the starters is either "DUCKBROS WHERE YOU AT?" or schizos trying to prove/debunk various theories involving the starters. "ALLIGATORS ARE RELATED TO SNAKES AND IT'S THE SWAHILI YEAR OF THE SNAKE SO THIS PROVES ZODIAC THEORY!" and shit like that. I would have posted interesting examples if there were any.
The intellectual discussion surrounding this trailer has to do with the new region. We don't know its name yet, but we do know this- it's not!Spain.
Just realized that I haven't brought up the games' names yet, wow.
First reply:
Wow, 4chan not immediately rushing to support fascism? Never thought I would see the day.
Nevermind.
Ooh, is this mutual hatred between Spaniards and Portuguese I sense? Is it time for /r/2Iberian4You?
If you've read this far, you're probably thinking, "Pokemon fans are surprised that a children's game is shitty, and I'm surprised that they have internet connections in Iberia. What made this rdrama.net worthy?"
My dear reader, this is because the whole time, I have been skirting around the most important part of any Pokemon games: the female character designs.
And boy, are they something.
Are they dumbing down the games even more to seek an even younger audience or they are marketing it to pedos now?
Yo-Kai Watch is the better series.
As someone who always self-inserted as Youngster Ben, I'm not complaining.
It was a nice ride, you guys.
shorts on the girl
NON-BINARY PROTAGONISTS
NON-BINARY PROTAGONISTS
NON-BINARY PROTAGONISTS
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5747999
There are some dissenters.
They're wrong.
Japanese fans have also had some things to say about these designs.
I'm surprised with how few are pedophilic in nature.
Now, some of you might be wondering, "Is how attractive the 10 year old player characters are really that big of a deal to Pokemon fans? There's no way that they're all p-dophiles." Allow me to show two average threads from /vp/.
/vp/ should not be a blue board.
Now currently, due the games only being announced today, there's not much material for drama creation. If Gen 9 is going to be anything like Gen 8, Nintendo will make a big announcement in June that causes flame wars hotter than the debate.
- JoeBiden : transphobia
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Preface: sorry if it's a bit scatter brained in places. I had to cobble this together from a KF thread and a Mad at the Internet stream so I jumped around a lot while writing. This guy is someone you really do need to see/hear for the full effect, but most of the videos have been deleted.
What is a WARDAWG, you ask? Allow me to enlighten you on a fun schizo, I learned about today. Wardawg is a father, rapper, eccentric Twitch streamer, meth enthusiast/salesman, and sometimes homeless man. He was thrust into a relative spotlight when he sent Null at the Kiwi Farms a baffling e-mail entitled WARDAWG: "LEGAL!! READ OR YOU ARE IN LEGAL DANGER" in 2018 in which he even doxes himself.
HELLO. PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE MESSAGE AS IT HAS CRUCIAL INFORMATION.WARDAWG IS FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE.COM HE HAS MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBED ASSIGNED BY KMS AND HE HAS A A VEXXED VIDEO
NEWS: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3874510/Poison-Ivy-admirer-streams-carving-flesh-knife.html NEWS: https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/85819...re-edating-relationship-as-it-blows-up-online
WORK WITH US NULL MOON. WILL WE GIVE YOU NICE REWARDS.
!!! THIS IS A MESSAGE TO NULL MOON AND ALSO ALL USERS OF VISITORS ON KIWIFARMS.COM !!!
THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT HAS JUST LANDED ON KIWIFARMS. I AM THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT. THIS MESSAGE WAS ASSIGNED BY THE ALIEN GOD VIA THE WIRELINE:
"WARDAWG IS FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE.COM WARDAWG HAVE MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS. WARDAWG WAS ASSIGNED BY THE HACKER GOD KMS TO TAKE OVER YOUTUBE.
WARDAWG IS THE SOLE CREATOR OF ISIS. GO LISTEN TO THE ISIS THEME SONG. I DONT REMEMBER WHAT IT SCALLED. SWORD SOMETHING. I DONT SPEAK ALLAH FRICK B-WORD IT SAYS IN THE SONG AT 5 SECONDS IN AND THROUGH OUT IN ENGLISH WORDS "WARDAWG WILL BE DADDY" AND THE REST IS IN THE ISIS LANGUAGE. ITS BEAUTIFUL. WARDAWG WILL BE DADDY.
WE OWN THE INTERNET AND ITS GOT MY PEEPEE WET.
WARDAWG IS THE TRUE HACKER GOD. 1000S OF BITCOIN EVERY DAY. HE HAS A BOTNET WITH MILLIONS OF SLAVES.
WARDAWG CREATED ISIS! LISTEN TO SALEEL AL SAWARIN
WARDAWG WAS FOUND AS A BABY IN BRAZIL WITH GUNS FOOD AND AMMUNITION."
http://wardawg.stream/ (http://archive.md/zHJuO) http://wardawg.stream/religion/home.html (http://archive.md/6Wp3n)
THANK YOU
NATHAN CRANE (WARDAWG HACKER GOD) 1407 W NORTH ST BELLINGHAM, WA 98225-2746 (360) 218-5543 [email protected]
https://kiwifarms.net/members/neighbor-nate.29244/ https://youtube.com/channel/UCgyEoEw7AXN8NxWK7PDd14g (http://archive.fo/4Q51Z) https://youtube.com/channel/UCIPmr_09RNFAvnx0HC3EDGw (http://archive.fo/uuqrl)
REPLY WITHIN 24 HOURS PLEASE. I TRUST YOU.
http://wardawg.stream/kiwi.html (http://archive.md/Ea6BW)
Null then proceeded to learn about WARDAWG on a livestream (about the first hour or so), and as you may have guessed, he discovers the person might be a little unhinged. This is going to be the source for a lot of my claims, I'll include timestamps to the good bits at the bottom. He desperately tries to get WARDAWG on the stream, but it's eventually found that WARDAWG was in jail for selling meth.
RAPS/STREAMS
In this stream he professes his love for me and raps. He announces he's an alien God, the Muhammad of the West, and has a plan to put everyone in a supercomputer.
-Null
I told you he was a rapper. Here's a sampling of his work, this is the official thread theme, btw. Anotha one. From the things I've listened to, there are some common themes that frequently come up when he's freestyling including, being gay, being straight, sucking peepees, being a hacker, DDoSing and masturbating with other dudes. The fact that he was ever married and is a bit of an enigma. He more often than not is streaming without a shirt if he's at home. He also does that weird schizo thing where he has tons of different channels. When not rapping he frequently talks about having millions of subscribes, despite this never having been the case. Despite this headcannon, he has frequently made videos begging larger channels to platform him and his particular brand of content, which also includes short videos dedicated to every one of his subscribers. Making Null just another one in line.
His antics got quite crazy. He would stream on twitch, sometimes naked (he did naked jumping jacks), and every time he got banned he would just set up a new account and would be back in minutes. He set his couch on fire for the sake of views, he claims he gets swatted and involuntarily commited for this; he also claims "I got my peepee sucked in the mental ward). He carved women's names into his arm with a kitchen knife during a skype or groomercord call. He stomped through his actual trash pile of a house breaking shit. He also promised to write the names of users who lure new people to groomercord on his head in sharpie. He would spam pictures of his face/peepee in his groomercord. He would also write and record poems for e-girls he simped for. In addition to all of that he would title his rap songs stuff like this- "WARDAWG THE CHILD HYMEN BREAKER PT. 2" on his channel "Wardawg The Pedafile Lord".
He eventually tries to transition to IRL streaming (this is the p-do clip, btw) during the homeless arc and also begs Ice Posideon let him live and stream with him. He begins to talk about KMS, some sort of godly entitity that he is or co-inhabits his body with him. It gets to the point where he'll reference it in conversations with others and expect them to know what the frick that means.
LIFE/LEGAL ISSUES
He's accused of having a history of Simping/Groomercord grooming girls. There's apparently a video out there where he admits to being a p-dophile, but the video was lost to live leak. [Here's a video with his kid] in which he sends his kid to ask his mom if she's done rolling a joint, he then beats his wife. He has of course OD'ed. Weed and meth pipes can sometimes be spotted in his videos. When he's not homeless, his living conditions are typically... sqular, which completes the depressing ethos around the man. There's a picture of him pre-meth which confirms that he somehow managed to get fat while sustaining his meth addiction. Like many cows, he naturally found his thread and managed to get jannied to the point where I could only see people pinging or replying to his posts.
Legally speaking he's got convictions for Theft 3rd degree, Possession of stolen mail, and Forgery; as well as arrests for 4th degree assault and first degree malicious mischief. He of course managed to break his probation. It was later revealed that one of the terms of his probation was to stay off the internet, which he ignored like an r-slur. Even later it's revealed that his parents turned him in for it!
TIMESTAMPS FROM MAD AT THE INTERNET STREAM
6:34- Guy talking about him carving names into his arm; also contains the story of him getting naked on stream, losing a sharpie in his butt, and doing jumping jacks.
16:40- showing one of his channels with his various poems/raps
17:36- Sampling of a poem "Tessa the Queen", this is the one he says he's not gay in
20:56 His website is revealed
21:30 Him tearing his shirt off and smashing shit as "destructo", if you only watch one clip of him, this is the one. Look at how fricking messy his house is.
24:45 more of his site that seems to be trying to give you a seizure
27:17 Another rap with the visible weed and meth pipe, he is gay in this rap
31:18 Him begging Ice Poisedon, reveals he's homeless. barely blinks. Claims to be a hacker, threatens ice poisedon
35:00 begging his followers to get him more followers
38:14 He shaved his eyebrows off. This has something to do with reddit, more rapping.
44:26 Him interacting with police during an IRL stream
49:09 continuation of that video from 6:34, more talk about cutting initials into his arm.
71:51 Him interacting with another homless junkie
If this is of any interest to you, definitely check out some chunks of that livestream. This man is an absolute treasure.
- collectijism : Imagine reading all that
- HeyMoon : pls touch grass collectijism i miss u
- Nick : Didn’t ask
- JoeBiden : BIPOC
- BasedGod : Codecel nonsense. Still upmarseyd because this site doesn't have enough rightoid outrage
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tldr: I pinged all 2600 active users of consumeproduct.win at once and told them that they had been added to a database, and it really, really busted their balls
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Prolouge
ie, before the troll. feel free to skip this part if you are illiterate or have adhd or some other gay disease lmao
This story actually begins with the name that I assigned to this trolling operation. I was cleaning my room a few days back, thinking about memes and then the name sprang into my head. If you didn't know (ie, you are not a racist) there is a "meme" in the far-right about something called "The Day of the Rope", which is the point in the future where the good guys win and kill all of the degenerate blacks, gays, communists, users of rdrama.net, etc. (That's the difference between communists and fascists - while they would both realistically make everything way worse for everyone, the communist at least thinks that things will generally be better). Thus, the name "The Day of the Cope" was born. Now, all I had to do was create a trolling operation befitting it.
I knew I wanted to troll consumeproduct.win, because they are redditors at heart and, being redditors, 
. I had also trolled them once before and it was really fun. Now, for the rest of this to make sense, you need to have a general idea of how consumeproduct.win works. You see, consumeproduct.win is a "community" on a larger site called "communities.win" (recently renamed to "scored.co", but no one calls it that), despite having it's own url and look. So, you can subscribe to consumeproduct from communities.win like you would any other community.
When the site started, the point of C.W was to provide a place where subreddits can move if they get booted off of reddit. So, any time a (right-wing) sub got jannied, the admins would create a new board for them. Over time, the people who moved there wanted the place to have more generic content, so a few default subs were created, like /c/animals and /c/funny, but that was pretty much it.
However, the head gigajanny, a guy named /u/C (who I think is pmmeyourdoggos from reddit, but don't quote me on that, and if anyone has better info lmk), realized that the site had literally zero growth potential, so he decided to set about fixing that. 
Basically, he made the site have a useable front page that was secluded from the wingcuckery of the rest of the site, and, importantly, opened subcommunity creation. I wrote a summary of that drama here.
This was exactly the news I had been hoping for. Previously, my plan was to create a subreddit, get it banned for rightoid agendaposting, and use it as a trojan horse to create a new community. Now, I could do it without the admins getting involved at all! 
Or so I thought. New users cannot create communities, and the requirements for what makes someone a """new""" user are not documented anywhere on the site. I thought you just needed to be a non-handshake user (which requires something like 50 comment karma and post karma), but that turned out to be incorrect. Then I thought there was a karma threshhold you needed to pass, so I created an account, /u/justwaittilnextyear, and started grinding karma (mostly just posting memes I found on groomercord to /c/Funny). After surpassing 2500 karma doing this and still not having enough karma, I finally asked what the threshhold was on /c/Meta. Guess what? I had been wasting my time because it was based on account age, not karma. (Don't worry, that account came in handy later) Luckily, a few months prior, I made an alt to do a little trolling. Thus, /u/bennington was born.
I created /c/rdrama right away, posted some dumb memes, and made a thread about it here. Then, I went to consumeproduct.win, and, using my karma grinding account, made a post concern trolling about it, and sat back as the drama unfolded mostly organically. Looking back, the drama from this is quaint in comparison to what happened later, but it was still funny to watch them get so peeved about something so trivial. Some funny incidents include:
I editted the WHOIS data for rdrama.net to say that we were based out of Tel Aviv. Funnily enough, somebody ran the WHOIS for themself and realized that it was different, but they rationalized as part of the conspiracy
A post was made on /c/Meta begging for gigajanny intervention
CP enjoyers jerk themselves raw over their """invasion""". Some absolute bangers in this thread
I made a CLEAR BACKGROUND PNG flag for them (they have actual
cat CLEAR BACKGROUND PNG by itself of rdrama marsey cat :
BEWARE! they are more dangerous than you think because they have many liberal tech workers at companies to DOXX YOU!!!!
They doxx people who are right of center!
rdrama is so dangerous to us here, that typing the domain is INSTANT COMMENT BAN!!
"rdrama and .net" without the and, spelled properly is AUTO INSTANT SHADOWBAN of comment on this site!
THAT is how dangerous they are to innocent unwary people.
They hold grudges for about 72 hours.
be careful fricking with them Insurgent they read this conpro and they LIVE for drama brigading.
just visting their site and not logging in , but reading, as a lurker creates an ip address they try to cross correlate using leftist
keep your IP away from those
The Day of the Cope
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Despite all of the seethe /c/rdrama had created, it was still not enough for me. Yeah, we got some lolcows, but nothing spectacular. Business was continuing as usual, and only a few posts were made across the site. Trolls were getting bored, lolcows were realizing that they were getting baited, and, in short, /c/rdrama was dying. 😢
Then I had an idea. As /u/bennington, one of my gimmicks was saying that people had been added to "the database". This had spawned some funny reactions on consumeproduct.win already. Now, obviously, "the database" was just a comment that I editted to include the usernames of various lolcows. But what if it was real? What if I compiled an actual hate database?
WARNING: NERDSHIT FOLLOWS. It turns out that every community on communities.win has a "hidden" comment feed of all comments made. This is made, I think, for moderators to make sure that people are behaving (I, of course, used it as an alert that new friends had joined /c/rdrama). As I did some digging, I discovered that this feed is populated by calling an API endpoint that returns neatly formatted json, and that each comment entry contains the username of the commentor. I whipped up a python script, and in like 20 minutes (my script was really poorly written lmaooo) I had scraped the usernames of everyone who had commented in the last 5000 pages of comments in CP.W.
Holy shit, there were a lot of usernames. There was, by some twist of luck (or bug) exactly 2600 names, not including /u/bennington. (I took this as a sign from snappy that I had his blessing 
) I was expecting 100, tops. And most of them were semi-active, judging from a random sample that I tested. This is one of the few times that, when trolling, I stopped and asked myself - "Is this really a good idea?". The answer, of course, is no, but I did it anyways 
So, after 13 comments, I had pinged every single user. And oh lordy, things really popped off. The thread is sitting at 900 comments, with 168 downmarseys. The page noticably lags when loading the thread due to the number of comments in it. However, the metric I am most proud of is:
Here is a small, small slice of the seethe from that thread. Yes, each of these are separate comments.
Put me in the screencap, you disgusting bunch of cute twinks. Hitler did nothing wrong. ok if you insist
You are the biggest cute twink i've ever seen. Please keep yourself safe immediately.
u/bennington you are a dumb n*gger, you're the blackest r-slur gorillia n*gger ive seen online
Some strags are trying to turn this place into Reddit part 2.
That's not all! I also got some lovely messages 😘
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Holy shit, I am already at 15000/20000 characters on this post, and we're only just getting started...
Beyond the thread
In my book, the best type of spergout is one in which the lolcow in question is so jebaited that they create another thread. It's essentially handing the troll a 
on a golden platter. Well folks, I've taken so many Ws this fine day that I literally don't even know any I have. The main seethe hub, is, of course, consumeproduct.win. Before going to bed last night, I counted about twenty separate posts about it, seething that the rat bastard jew bennington made their little bell icon red. A lot of them were the exact same joke 
"glad I got on the leaderboard". Here's my choicest cuts:
My favorite was this excellent thread, by one of my personal favorite lolcows, /u/else. Mr. Else has been described as the rightoid pizzashill, but frankly that doesn't do him justice. There's really no putting him in a box - he is a schizo of all seasons.
This guy actually visited rdrama.net but wasn't a fan of the color pallet. STRAGGOT ALERT!
Apparently, there is an imposter amogus
who broke the news that the whole "database" thing was fake. We should all applaud them for their detective work and critical thinking skills. @ThatHoeOverThere post on it has more discussion
This guy wrote a series of gay r*pe fantasies involving me, and I'm kind of turned on
1 2 3 4Plenty of memes were posted. This is my favorite
"Bennington must go." "Who must go?"
One guy tried to tell his fellow frogposters to not take the bait, but this was like pissing into the ocean
The seethe wasn't contained to consumeproduct.win. Many took to /c/Meta, the helpdesk of communities.win to seethe and beg the gigajannies to step in. This is where you find the real gold.
rdrama trying what it tried on Ruqqus (+115, 71c) This one has the official response from /u/C, be sure to read it. I like actually like /u/C, he is probably the only sane user of communities.win so I felt a little bad about breaking his site 😞. Anyways, my favorite comment here: (in response to someone saying not to engage with us) ignoring a problem instead of addressing it is what children do
In regards to the RDrama attack on Scored / Win (+34, 47c). See also
@X (formerly chiobu)'s post on the matter
And of course, my smugpost complaining about bugs with pinging users
. Unfortunately not much activity there but it is still funny imo
Beyond the site
The seethe spilled out from communities.win and into a few other sites. Several people saw this as the end of consumeproduct.win, so they fled to their even shittier version of reddit, arete.network. Here is a post explaining why consumeproduct.win is over. There was also a post on some website called discussions.app (that's a really good thread lol)
RDRAMA WINS
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This is the best thing that has ever happened in my entire life. - @Redactor0
Literally as I was writing this longpost, some fricking madman straight up hacked consumeproduct.win. we dont know who did this - see the legendary post. One thing I am sure of, though, is that /c/Meta went fricking nuclear.
Whoever you are, frick you for taking my spotlight, and incredible job.
Conclusion
I am reaching the 20000 (!) character limit on this post, and I still haven't covered everything. I haven't covered how this literally occurred at the right time to allow a cabal of powermoderators to emperor palpatine their way into total control of the site. I haven't talked about the several people who tried (and failed) to spam me back. Heck, I haven't even talked about the hilarious thread where @carpathianflorist and I baited all of them. Maybe someday, but I think I desperately need to touch some grass.
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