Who is Mike Bivins?

Mike Bivins is a freelance reporter in Portland. He's best known for reporting on the recreational LARP slapfighting done between left-wing and right-wing extremists in the late 2010s. He was always in the thick of things, reporting on Twitter in real time from inside the crowds. His writing was featured in the local Willamette Week as well as al-Jazeera. While he certainly was far more sympathetic to antifa than any normal person would be, he also seemed fairly reasonable from what I saw. He was praised among other things for his investigation into the alt-right murderer Jeremy Christian. In 2019, everyone who wanted to know what was going down in Portland relied in part on him.

Who is Attacking Synagogues and Mosques?

At the end of April 2022, the Portland Police were hard-pressed to deal with skyrocketing shootings, carjackings, and auto theft but they found the time to ask the media's help in finding a suspect in a series of crimes that's still disturbing even in these highly disturbed times. Someone had vandalized and sprayed graffiti on two synagogues and tried to burn down a mosque with people inside. Photos of the suspect were distributed.

About half the population of Portland looks like that, so it looked like it would be a tough case to crack, at least until May 6. That's when a man went to the local FOX affiliate and announced (I'm paraphrasing here) "Hey, I'm the one who did those hate crimes. It's me, Mike Bivins. Yeah, that Mike Bivins. Why did I do it? Oh, because I totes hate Jews. I'm gonna go attack another synagogue now, see you in a bit." Wtf happened?

We'll get back to Bivins later, but this story is as much about a sick city as a sick man, so let's take at how Portland changed during this important time in his life.

The End of Recreational Slapfighting

Around 2019, the environment started to change. The government came under increasing pressure from citizens and business interests who were tired of Portland being laughed at. The ritualized fights were getting out of control as some participants forgot that they were LARPing and started taking it seriously. Leaders of the right-wing team were selectively targeted for prosecution and were too stupid to stop violating their probation. What once was a fun summer recreational activity for anti-social kids and the young at heart was becoming much darker and more dangerous.

The era ended on May Day when Joey Gibson's Patriot Prayer group followed an antifa group to their commie-themed bar Cider Riot and an actual fight broke out with some minor injuries. Enough right-wingers were arrested for serious crimes to put their team on the sidelines for good. Meanwhile the Oregon Liquor Control Commission began investigating why a bar had armed bouncers running around clubbing people in the street. In October, activist Sean Kealiher was run over and killed during a gunfight outside of Cider Riot, apparently in an internal dispute between antifa factions. The bar was sold shortly afterward. Some violence between political extremists persists to this day, notably the murders of Patriot Prayer chud Aaron Danielson by antifa in August 2020 and a couple of antifa by that one nazifur this February, but the LARPwars social/recreational scene just doesn't exist anymore.

A Reckoning

Outside factors also contributed to the death of Portland's favorite sport. Soon after the May Day brawl, George Floyd was killed and America's "racial reckoning" began. As one of the whitest major cities in the country, Portland naturally was among the hardest hit by riots. Antifa had a glorious time at first. With the protection of the new district attorney Mike Schmidt they didn't need to fear prosecution, so they could fling bottles and bags of human feces at the cops to their hearts' content. The LARPwars were back on with the cops as the opposing side.

The problem was, the police are adults and most of them don't enjoy riots the way anarchkiddies do. So they chose to stop playing. As cops retired or moved on to better jobs in the suburbs, the police force shrank. Meanwhile the Gun Violence Reduction Team was disbanded and gang shootings immediately skyrocketed. Homeless tweakers continued to pour into the city and spilled out from their usual haunts to spread through residential neighborhoods. By the beginning of 2022, it was not uncommon for entire nights to go by where the entire Portland police was responding to shootings and couldn't take any lower priority calls. Antifa sympathizers may still exist, but now that they have achieved the anarchy they wanted, they just blend into the sea of human scum. Nobody much cares anymore if the guy on the street breaking windows and threatening to kill you has read theory or is just a schizo.

Mike Bivins' Plot Twist

As late as July 2018 Bivins was still much beloved by even the wackiest fringe lefties of r/Portland, but by 2019 his life was changing. His last 5 articles for Willamette Week are all about weed, with the last one published in May 2019. Despite the growing riots in Portland and national media attention on them, which should be an enormous boon to his career, he falls out of the limelight. He is mentioned in an ACLU lawsuit claiming that he was sprayed with pepper spray unprovoked by the Federal Protective Service during a July 20, 2020 riot at the federal courthouse, so he must have still been active and sympathetic to antifa at that time.

I haven't trawled through much of his twitter account yet, but several redditors point to around this time and the pandemic when he started making more and more bizarre and disturbing tweets. Some thought at first that he was doing some kind of elaborate joke or trying to infiltrate the far-right, but eventually it became clear that he'd gone nuts and really believed what he was saying. Everyone unfollowed him but he just kept tweeting to nobody. By last month he had some truly nuclear takes:

• "all of the avenues leading to the money lending trade are crowded with [alien] jews", "the partnership of jew lawyer and jew moneylender is one of the most fruitful fields from which the harvest of legitimate anti-semitism is gathered and garnered."

• "the 1906 earthquake destroyed immigration records at san francisco city hall. chinese illegals seized upon this to plead their case on court, and on nothing more than swearing they were born in the usa, taken to china and returned, an untold number of chinese were made citizens"

• "stop masturbating. if I can not do that for six months, you can too. I guarantee you that women know if you've jerked off recently, and that is hurting your chances significantly. a woman doesn't want to have to compete against women from the internet and your hand"

• "(buys donuts from local shop, discovers owner is a Biden-loving slimeball) Safeway and Fred Meyer have better basic donuts anyway."

• "Korean women really know how to dress." -- Okay, you can't really argue with that.

• "I was watching a news segment on mad cow disease and was surprised when they did not flash an image of Kamala Harris on the screen."

• "A Latinx guy was pushing a cart around my neighborhood screaming "hot tomales!!!!" I then thought to myself, "Portland is turning into Mexico.""

• "Reporters have s*x with Jen Psaki for the best stories, and she participates for the best placement of the Biden administration's narratives. Sickening."

At arraignment he was making weird schizo faces. Looks like whatever the frick happened to him, his brain is fried now. What went wrong? Schizophrenia? Did he get too addicted to attention on social media? Was he smoking more than just weed?

Links

• Twitter account - Lots of gold in here. I intend to go through it and try to find the moment when he turns into a nutso. I'd be much obliged if one of you young fellers who knows the internet better than me would help me archive or scrape this before it gets nuked.

• FOX12 segment - The station that he went to to confess. Shows him in court.

• r/Portland thread

• another r/Portland thread

• Andy Ngo creaming himself

• Willamette Week

• Portland Police

• Using MarseySearch™ you can find more mentions of him in /r/Portland from before he lost it.

No, because you literally just said you thought puberty blockers ended puberty entirely and it'd never start up again. You literally used the phrase "it wouldn't magically start back up again". So no, you're clearly not a doctor, because you just said something akin to claiming a broken leg can't heal if you set it, because that's breaking it again and everyone knows bones don't heal.

So you're wondering if they want a higher suicide rate for trans kids?

Because that's the outcome of it.

Reducing suicide rates in trans kids is most effect through gender support. Simply calling them the right name and pronouns works.

Do you think beating kids for being gay fixed that?

Why? First off, the only thing kids do is social transition. It's hair styles and clothes and nothing else until puberty. The only thing they prescribe then are puberty blockers at the right age, and then slowly start them on their gendered hormones later. This is to prevent irreversible changes from puberty while the kid finishes mentally maturing to be certain this is the right course. The only downside to puberty blockers is you end up slightly taller than you would if you'd just cone through normal puberty or transition treatment. It's fully reversible and used to get kids older and give therapists, doctors, and the kid themselves time to mature and be certain. When they stop taking puberty blockers and began HRT is sometime late in the teenage years, in consultation with the teen and their parents. They're not 12. They're 16 or 17. Nobody does any surgeries at all until after the age of 18. Literally the earliest you can do any cosmetic work. Generally later, as it's problematic to do many types of surgeries like that while the body is still growing. So what's to talk about? The standard us protocol is designed to prevent irreversible changes until a child late into their teenage years, where they have bodily autonomy. They start hormonal transition at, the earliest, the age teens start fricking and getting pregnant, an age where they can be legally emancipated, hold jobs, get married...

They made the Q folks. Decades of feeding the crazies red meat so they'd come out and vote. Eventually you ended up with politicians who didn't know it was just BS to feed idiots and work them up and believed it. I remember the 90s. The Clinton hit list was a good one. So was claiming the the Clinton's were pushing to teach masturbation to kindergarten kids. Sound familiar? This anti trans stuff is just relabeled 90s gay panic crap, which is why they keep slipping up and hitting gays again. Right down to s*x ed in kindergarten and screaming about grooming (rich from the party of Moore and Gaetz).

I'm pre HRT mtf, mid 40s and built like a brick. A tall brick. To pass I'll need at least some facial surgery and a few year of hrt (which starts soon) I've been "ma'amed" solely due to long hair and lack of a beard more times than I can count, well before my egg cracked. My cis wife, who is 5'5" and has a rack that is visible from space has been "sir'd" twice in the last six months. I have no idea why except possibly most patrons of that place are guys None of the people doing it clocked anyone or did anything other than just throw out a sir or ma'am due to blatantly obvious things like "hair short or not short" and "beard or not" and looked no deeper, or I guess just randomly guessing in my wife's case. So for what it's worth - - getting misgendered often doesn't mean anything other than someone was literally paying just the bare minimum attention to avoid running into people.

The 1990s called and want to remind you thwts exactly what they said about gay kids and yep, they stayed gay.

Like three months shy of her birthday and it didn't go well, did it? She had to have two corrective surgeries. Surgeons don't like cosmetic surgery even that young. I'm surprised anyone was willing to do it in America. Her parents must have signed a ream of waivers. Hand to God my first thought was she had to have gone overseas. It's against common practice and medical guidelines here, but in some countries they'll do it after 16 with parental consent.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/sy9l4c/ken_paxton_says_texas_may_investigate_gender/hxxjvrs/?context=3

So you're against all medicine? From adhd drugs to antibiotics to antidepressants to tylenol? And yes, studies have shown that treating transgender youth this way gives the best outcomes for them. That's why we do it. So why do you want to hurt children? You a sadist or something? I can't help but feel you're not actually caring about kids here. You're arguing against letting them take medicine at all now, and demanding they forgo treatments that result in worse outcomes. Why do you hate kids? Are you even allowed with 1000 feet one?

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/tk01ur/texas_cant_investigate_genderaffirming_care_as/i1o3vv3/?context=3

Are you a doctor? Endocrinologist? Therapist at least? Did you even look up what transitioning in children actually is? You're not and didnt? And then you give your opinion, which is the exact opposite of the nationwide standards of care given by doctors and therapists, and then you say "I don't think my opinion is controversial" Tell me more about your other uncontroversial opinions, like your love of eugenics, your belief that epilepsy is caused by possession, and how trepaning will balance the humours that cause covid.

So you don't know, but you imagine. And based on this, you think something should be done Violate peoples bodily autonomy, get the state right up in their genitals, making medical decisions for them. Based on your imagination. I think you might live in the wrong country.

These people are making the exact same arguments they made in the 90s about gay kids. Same shit, different day, same bigoted marks.

Okay, so let me get this straight - - first you argue that puberty blockers probably probably make it so that the kids mentally develop slower, so shouldn't be allowed to make those decisions. When it's pointed out to you that blockers don't effect mental development, you then seamlessly switch to arguing that puberty affects their decision making, so they can't be trusted to make decisions then. But right before that you were saying that because they weren't" going through puberty was why they couldn't be trusted! And then you nail yourself to a cross because you have a sad that no one is catering to your whims and letting you tell them what to do. Yes, pity the poor cishet - - as you say - - who will think of his deep discomfort that somewhere, somehow, a trans person exists.

He can do neither of those things.

He's President not a king, and there is a 60 vote threshold in the Senate. And he's got 50 votes on the best day. 48 or 49 most days. Sinema would sell us down the river in a heartbeat to prove she's a maverick independent who should be president

https://old.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/t4qkh7/have_yall_seen_bidens_state_of_the_union_speech/hz1ul3b/?context=3

Ah yes, trans is just a phase. We can beat it out of them. Howd that work with gay kids? It didn't?

Not only that, for any treatment beyond purely social transition requires parental consent, the child's consent, and two experts signing off after heavy diagnostics.

But I'm sure you know better than the child, their parents, two board certified doctors, and nationwide guidelines. Also, surgery isn't done before 18. That's also in the guidelines. But we're all glad you have firm opinions about something you clearly know nothing about. I mean sure, it'll mean more dead trans kids but that's a small price to pay in order for you to spout bullshit, right? Freedom for you, but frick those kids and their parents. They don't get freedom. They do what Abbot says.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/t0i1nz/transgender_lives_matter/hyag9i1/?context=3

For someone who doesn't care what anyone thinks you seem very keen on telling people what to think.

And you're clearly trying to gatekeep what is and isn't trans, who is and isn't allowed to speak for the community. Weird how you claim you dont speak for the community whlle telling us who isn't allowed to speak for the community. If you're going to sling around tucute and act like the sole arbiter and judge of who is and isn't trans, you might want a thicker skin.

Let me guess, not a fan of gay people either.

I'll pretend you're not a bigot for a second. It's hard but I'm imaginative so it'll work. Texas took the medical standards for trans kids and decided its child abuse. If Texas can decide common, nationwide, accepted medical standards and practices are child abuse, then they can decide anything is. But you know that, you just want to shit on trans people for internet points.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/sy9l4c/ken_paxton_says_texas_may_investigate_gender/hxx3ein/?context=3

So kids are too stupid, in your opinion, to make their own medical decisions until they turn 18. Sure, let's go with that. That should be left to their parents right, and their doctors, to the best standard of care? So you're good with puberty blockers and HRT in late teens, because that requires parental consent and doctors recommendations! So I fail to see what your problem is. You think kids are too dumb to consent or make these choices, but hey - - turns out their parents and doctors do. So what's your problem then again? Gonna try to claim its bad for the kids? But doctors and their parents and countless studies have said this is the best known solution. So you'll claim the kids are too stupid to know. And we'll point out again that thads why their parents, doctors, and clinical standards are used. And then you'll claim it's bad for the kids again. We get it. Shit, I had this exact conversation with bigots in the 90a about gays. Trans people freak you out, you thing it shouldn't be allowed, so you fake like it's about the kids. You've argued yourself in circles like three times. What about the kids? Frick the kid, they're dumb, what about the science? Wait the science says do this? What about the kids?

How the frick can some men be so goddarn fragile at times?

I'd say their egos are fragile, but it appear more as if their egos would spontaneously exolode into rage if they aren't given a 24/7 tongue bath.

I know you hate trans people because they're out there making changes in their life and trying to be happy, when you're stewing in self made misery, but nobody here is stupid or ignorant enough to think that's what got him banned. Hating on trans people won't make your shitty life better.

No surgeries are given to anyone under 18. The treatment for trans children is social transition, puberty blockers when puberty starts to delay it until they are 15 or 16, and then HRT to guide them through the correct puberty at an age where we actually let them get married. Jesus the number of people with hard opinions on no fricking knowledge is goddarn astounding.

https://old.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/u9czbh/is_the_phenomenon_of_taking_hrt_and_boymoding/i5r9tvs/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/tz7bza/will_texas_go_blue/i3y3h8t/?context=3

You don't skip puberty. They delay it. Puberty starts right up when they come off the blockers. Nothing is skipped.

For fricks sake, they're the treatment for precocious puberty. They're given to 8 or 9 year olds (or younger) who start puberty that young, and it simply... Stops it until they go off. There's no developmental loss. The process just stops where it is, and picks up exactly where it left off even years later. For fricks sake, if you can't even get that right why the heck are you flapping your lips? Did you just want to look an idiot today? Is that your junk?

Yeah. It's effectively looking at how primarily or totally race neutral policies and laws can still have a racial bias or disparate impact in practice, despite having no racial animus in design. Which is why it's not taught in k-12 because it's the stuff lawyers and legal scholars worry about.

We realize you're wrong. And a bigot. So maybe, I dunno, stop spreading hate if you can't handle mild correction. But heck, you're picking on trans kids. It's not like you've got spine.

You realize puberty blockers are and have been standard treatment for precious puberty for decades. And if your puberty is starting at 6, that's very much precious puberty.

But don't let facts get in the way of naked bigotry. I'm sure your life is going super well if you're reduced to trying to kill kids to make yourself feel better Edited to add: precioious puberty not precious. Stupid phone . :) .

All of them. Like wtf did trans people even do to them? Why do they even give a frick. The buttholes screaming about Lia give no fricks about women's sports and never have, it's just an excuse to bash trans people. Mostly trans women. (trans men remain invisible for some reason). Is it edgelording? Shit stain virtue signaling? Latent gender issues? Tiny fricking brains? Did they accidentally pop a boner to Natalie Mars and now they're hurting people in their confusion?

He's a pro Trump conservative. His comment history is pretty stock. I'm guessing he's feeling very unhappy that Russian trolls exploit him.

Why argue with a clear bigot whose argument is so facile he's basically claiming any medical intervention is abuse? You know nothing will change his mind, and 50/50 he's just some bored moron who doesn't believe anything he's spewing and doesn't think it matters Like Greg Abbot, what's a few dead kids to him? The price for his entertainment.

I'm married to, thankfully a pan and only cis woman. So my egg cracking was easier to accommodate than it might have been

Oh yeah. I feel that exactly. What cracked my egg was rwalizing that, well, for a fetish it seemed to really make me unhappy and wasn't sexual. And working out what made me unhappy was looking in the mirror and seeing a guy in a dress. I thiught that was shame, not dysphoria. That and a million other things obvious in hindsight. I'm not sure exactly what I am or where I'm going, but some form of trans. My therapist is gonna make bank untangling decades of coping mechanisms, blind alleys, and fricked up problems. That's before I can even think about hrt. I've been wrong about too many things for too long, so even at 47 I think I'm willing to unfrick my head some before I do anything else.

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/szrvkm/girls_who_didnt_know_you_were_trans_for_a_while/hy6jhsq/?context=3

Fwiw, I find comedians start their "pc police" whining right around the time they stop working to keep their shit up to date, and just want to phone it in. They're out of touch, don't connect with the young audience they want to be (because the college age kids prove you're current and marketable not aging out), and decide to... Blame kids these days. Nah, man, you don't put the work in. You've gotten into a rut selling the same jokes the same people for 20 years and wonder why your audience is all middle aged.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/u0j9z0/rmovies_discusses_wether_or_not_jim_carreys_ace/i46q6ok/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/sypdig/resplendentshade_explains_why_some_americans_are/hxzh0r9/?context=3

Given lgbtq stuff is next - - starting with same s*x marriage and moving onto allowing states to start criminalizing homosexuality again - - they ain't gonna stay. Alito made that real clear. Even if they aren't lgbtq they're not gonna want to live in a place where bigotry is enshrined in law. And it's the blue cities that subsidize the red rural areas, and you're about to see a lot of their income and wealth walk off, meaning rural areas are just gonna die faster. I already know one tech working looking at out of state jobs.

That's good. It's known what giving cis men estrogen does. It makes them feel bad and, if taken long enough, gives them dysphoria as their bodies start failing to match their gender identity.

Weird. I've put about 200 hours in over the last two months without a problem. With a very ancient pc.

https://old.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/t0uzln/is_gender_dysphoria_being_overdiagnosed/hycce0y/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/tvg0bf/my_boyfriend_made_transphobic_comments_about_lia/i3cwa45/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/t1h9qa/harris_county_da_kim_ogg_says_she_will_not/hygrc42/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/t67649/ureddit_posts_a_translation_of_a_tweet_from_a/hz9u9pz/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/t0udxe/democrats_and_republicans_see_each_other_as_more/hycbyps/?context=3

Fun fact. That "500th ranked swimmer" stuff about Lia? It's because she kept competing in the male bracket during her first year of hrt. Her times plummetted over that year. A casual glance at her best times before transition and now show she's roughly in the same bracket. In the 500m freestyle her best time prior to hrt was about 12 seconds behind the men's record. Now? Ten behind the female (worth noting she's hitting the age bracket for peaking as a swimmer. She's likely to keep improving for a time, as make and female swimmers her age do) In the 1650 her best pre HRT time was 40 seconds behind the mens record. Now? 56 behind the women's. She was always a top ranked swimmer as a man. (also, she's 5'8". She's a tad shorter than the average female swimmer as well)

They also ran with that podium shot that made her look 10 feet tall, rather than 5'8". She's built like any female swimmer, and average height for one.

https://old.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/tipdn3/my_boyfriend_believes_lia_thomas_did_not_deserve/i1gobsy/?context=3

Looked at common names from my birth year. Picked one I really liked and spoke to me. Realized later that it also fit a pattern my mothers side of the family used for naming girls. Seemed.. Apt. I haven't made it official yet, but it's stuck longer than most.

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/twvr6k/how_did_you_choose_your_name/i3i120r/?context=3

It doesn't. And you know that. If nothing else the simple fact that plenty of people didn't start transition until well into adulthood.

It's far less optimal, required years of extra pain and poor mental health, but it's common enough. So obviously what you just said is probably the dumbest thing to fall out of your mouth this month. Congrats. So why be a bigot? To feel strong in the internet? Because your life sucks so much that bashing trans kids is literally the only time you feel like you have control? Imagine being so fricking sad.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/t0c3ne/let_me_get_this_straight_in_texas_the_people_who/hy99h84/?context=3

2% is a ton? And 80% of those 2% did so due to social pressure.

There have been studies on it.

But why would you be right about this when you clearly don't know anything about it other than hate?

https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/t0mfe8/whats_going_on_with_transgender_children_texas/hyc23ef/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/tw69hy/what_is_the_deal_with_conservatives_calling_the/i3dlw3w/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/user/OftenConfused1001/?sort=controversial&count=125&after=t1_hyc23ef

https://old.reddit.com/user/OftenConfused1001/?sort=controversial&count=150&after=t1_i3tlvd8

The GOP is a fan of accusing everyone else of being p-dophiles just in general.

Iirc, tumblrs attempt to handle CP was one of the most inept, counterproductive, laziest, stupidest things I've ever seen.

Hunters email was hacked, and anyone who wanted to could easily slip fake emails into the real ones and plant them.

Credit to @Absinthe for the main image.

I decided to take a trip to the Branch Davidian memorial the other day, as you do. I know this isn’t exactly drama, but surely the site has enough amateur historians, rightoids, militiaoids, conspiratards, honeypot-glowies, and all-of-the-aboves to appreciate such a unique slice of small town America.

To clarify, this isn’t an official memorial or museum. The land is privately owned by modern day Davidians, and while a blog I read on the site advertises attractions like an amphitheater and a biblical petting zoo, it seems these are things the Davidians want rather than have. The site mainly consists of scattered plaques with a large space for two horses and two mules to wander. There’s an office that will sell you custom DVDs on the historic events of thirty years ago if you phone ahead, but there was no equivalent to an employee or tour guide. Most of the buildings in the area are private homes, and I get the feeling modern Davidians use the area for family affairs. The chapel pictured above was closed.

The chapel also has a Trump 2024 flag. Didn’t know they made those.

The Mount Carmel center used to stand just beyond where the chapel is now.

Today the swimming pool is all that remains. The space is otherwise empty.

They have this though.

As implied by the donation message on the bottom plaque, the events of 1993 are still in the minds of modern militia groups. The Branch Davidians are seen by many as having taken a stand against an increasingly omnipresent government, with the events of Mount Carmel often cited as the ATF’s first big peepee moment. This has given the Davidians a role in America’s cultural memory that goes beyond their status as a simple denomination.

Even so, The Branch, The Lord Our Righteousness seems to just be a local community now. Though often considered a cult back in the day, the Davidians have actually existed since before David Koresh’s birth, and it would appear they wish to move beyond the infamy of 93. The site doesn’t specifically venerate Koresh in any way. He’s simply mentioned as one of the people who died. (Though the lists of names make it quite obvious he fathered most of the children.)

There is significance to the trees here, as each is dedicated to someone killed in the siege. The blog mentions that there used to be plaques at the base of each one. It also mentions Koresh’s old motorcycle, but that was gone when I visited. I did see what might have been a rusted metal object out by the horses, but it wasn’t close by.

Horsies and mules!

The place was actually popping off for such a small establishment, with a new car coming within minutes to replace any that left. Visitors ranged from boomer groups to a young vaping zoomer couple, so the place probably rakes in more money than you’d give them credit for.

As a final note, the events of Waco those three decades ago are surrounded by conspiracy theories to this very day, and I’d like to add another one. Considering how the city is mired in endless lane closures and pigeon-like flocks of construction workers, I’m convinced the government is slowly dismantling Waco brick by brick. Soon there will be nothing but Baylor University and its pod student housing, and the glowies will insist there never was such a thing as Waco.

So first the drama I suppose. This is incredibly long and likely not at all interesting, but I’m seething rn so I’m typing it up for future reference. Codecels here to win 100,000 marseybux can scroll to the end.

CHAPTER I: THE MEET-CVTE

You know /r/detrans, right? The subreddit for people who regret chopping their peepee/tits off for a meme? That place. Obviously the Reddit admins don’t like them and want them to die, but they’re too small and ineffectual to ban. Because they’re extremely incompetent and utterly terrified of offending anyone at all under any circumstances, even though they recognize the TRA nonsense as being extremely predatory and dangerous.

So anyway, several months ago @Aevann noticed that the jannie team was talking about how they need an offsite to move to so they can ostensibly be more aggressive in their words and “campaigning” without worrying about Reddit yalling them for wrongthink. Great! We can provide that! And he loves to see his code in the wild, so sure, perfect opportunity to do that while also helping people in need.

He started talking with the mods. Offered to set them up with whatever they wanted, fully customized, new features, what-have-you, even pay their hosting for a few months so they’re not saddled with a gamble on something that may not work as far as they know, or they may not like.

CHAPTER II: STVMBLING BLOCKS

But what happens after those three months of free hosting?

The million dollar question, and a fair one. These are profoundly mentally ill women, after all. The million dollar question has a five dollar answer, though: literally five dollars. $5.00 per month.

One would think that would be a done deal. Free site, free tech support, free future development, free hosting for a few months, $5/month afterwards.

But no, apparently $5 per month is too expensive. Like, literally. The collective mod team cannot afford it. This is in no way hyperbolic. The entire mod team is unemployed. The entire mod team is literally incapable of pooling $5/month with three months’ advance notice. They asked if there was any other way that would be cheaper.

Of course there isn’t, so it was suggested that they take donations via Gumroad like the much larger rDrama does. Surely someone in the userbase has five dollars, or five users will have one dollar, that they could give the mods to pay for hosting. This was not something that the entire mod team found to be likely.

CHAPTER III: THE LONG, VNCERTAIN SILENCE

They said they would try to come up with a way to ensure that they would have five dollars per month to pay for hosting, or they would find someone cheaper (something that costs less than free with less than 0 development time) if not.

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For anyone with even a passing interest in anthropology, the 1947 Kon-Tiki expedition is one of the most famous moments in anthropological history and experimental archaeology. In 1947, Thor Heyerdahl and his comrades set sail on an authentic replica of a Polynesian raft named the Kon-Tiki from Peru to the Tuamotu Islands to prove his hypothesis that Easter Island was initially settled by an pre-Incan South American civilization from the east rather than the mainstream consensus of a Polynesian origin. After an incredible 101 day voyage, he and his crew made it to their destination. Thor wrote a book about his adventure and an Academy Award winning documentary film was produced, stoking the world's interest in experimental archaeology. For his contributions to science, Thor was hailed as a hero worldwide.

What people don't know is that the results of Kon-Tiki were extremely controversial and caused immense seething and gnashing of teeth among mainstream anthropologists. Despite his conclusive proof that it was indeed possible to sail across the Pacific and back using primitive technology, mainstream academics continued to categorically deny his American Origin Hypothesis all the way up to 2020, when DNA evidence was discovered that the inhabitants of Easter Island had some South American ancestry.

Thor Heyerdahl

Thor Heyerdahl (1914 - 2002) was a Norwegian polymath, soldier, sailor, explorer and scientist. He studied zoology and geography in university and held a fascination for Polynesian culture. Back then, not much was known about the origins of Easter Island and its people besides the writings of earlier colonists and explorers during the Age of Sail.

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r/PrismaticLightChurch

What is the Church of Prismatic Light?

✨We are the first church in the Prismatic faith which is an LGBTQIA+ focused religion that values the true self.

What are the Seven Tenets?

✨The Seven Tenets

Can I be a part of another religion and still join?

✨Yes! Prismatism is non exclusionary

Do you worship a deity?

✨No. We celebrate the love of your true self and your identity as a human being.

Is there a statement of faith?

✨Yes! We believe like the emanations of light through a prism that we are all unique and beautiful beings worthy of love, self discovery and dignity.

Are you affiliated with another religion?

✨No. We are an entire new religion, separate to all others.

Will there be a website where we can officially join the church?

✨Yes! It’s being made right now! Membership is free!

Will you fundraise?

✨We have a donation link in the website and all donations will be used to create promotional material, start services for LGBT youth, and to cover any future legal fees.

How do I become ordained?

✨ Once the non profit status is approved we will begin ordaining Priestx.

Can I start a local chapter in my state?

✨Eventually! First we need to get federally recognized as a church and are working towards that now!

How can we help?

✨We need publicity! Spread on social media and word of mouth. Make art! Help us make merchandise we can wear at Pride! There’s lots of ways to help us grow!

How is this different that The Satanic Temple?

✨ We are more LGBT focused but do share a lot of similar ideas! Prismatism has transitioning as a sacred ritual.

Where is church service held?

✨Service is held Saturday from 6pm-7pm central standard time on the church’s TikTok page

Will there ever be in person services?

✨We sure hope so! We’d love to be able to grow enough to have physical building where we could bring communities together and offer services and resources.

I will add more to this list as questions continue. Love and light from your High Priestx ✨🌈

There are seven key tenets of Prismatic faith. These are inalienable rights to each member of the faith. They are as follows:

• The innate worth and dignity of every individual

• The inherent right to discover and accept one’s true self and take the steps necessary to present that true self to the world

• Love is love, and every person has an inherent right to consensual love between adults (including self love) without discrimination

• The inherent right to bodily autonomy which is subject to their will alone.

• All beings must act with compassion and empathy towards all living things to the best of their ability

• The inherent right to receive affirming medical care. Medical decisions are at the discretion of the individual and their healthcare providers alone, and shall not be infringed upon. This includes gender affirming medical care and/or medical reproductive care.

• It is our intrinsic duty to fight for the oppressed and to stand against our oppressors when injustice is being done.

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Recently, the world of Marsey Artistry has been in flames as @tooka has been accused of making lazy edits of pre-existing art for clout. Is tooka a talentless hack? Or are the critics just a bunch of stick-in-the-muds?

This picture is one of the first pieces of tooka art I saw. You may notice that this is a trace over pre-existing drawing of Apu (aka, helper pepe). The face comes from this Apu:

You might have been tricked into thinking he traced over this apu, but you'd be mistaken: pay attention to the dimension of the hat, his eyes, his mouth, etc

If we compare tooka's image and the source image, you'll see that tooka actually added quite a bit to the original illustration. He completely changed apu's clothes, added a wide brimmed hat with ears poking out of it, added a little hand keeping the hat from blowing away. In fact, if we zoom and enhance, you'll see that his "trace" isn't strictly a trace. Compare the left side of tooka's apu's eye with the source drawing's left eye, and you'll see that tooka actually improved on the source material (it isn't a sharp angle anymore, but a rounded, more natural looking curve).

"BUT IT'S NOT MARSEY, IT'S STILL JUST A RECOLORED APU!"

okay, but at what point does an illustration of one character morph into an illustration of another character? For reference, let's compare to the marseyest marsey possible, one of the originals drawn by the original artist

If we compare marseylaugh and tooka's character's *character attributes*, we'll see a few things in common:

• Orange ears
• An orange pattern that wraps around the top of marsey's head (obscured by the hat in tooka's drawing, but still visible)
• White face and body (obviously, in tooka's drawing, his character is wearing clothes, but we can see that his face is white and his hands are white)

The only difference in attribute between tooka's character and the original marsey is that the original marsey has a tail, while tooka's drawing does not feature a tail. You could argue we are only seeing the top half of the character in tooka's illustration, but actually tooka provided us with a full body.

It is possible that due to the way the character is standing, we simply don't see it's tail (ie, the tail is behind him). This leads into the real differences between tooka's illustration and the original marsey: Pose and Style. With respect to pose, almost all classic marseys are sitting, legs sprawled, with their face toward the reader, whereas tooka's is standing and awkwardly looking to the side. However, marseys standing up is nothing new:

#23 in the marsey leaderboard is marseysoypoint

#68 - marseymini

The biggest distinction, then, is Style. In almost all marseys, marsey's eyes are black on the inside with white highlights, and are variations on a circle (oval, oval with a chunk out of them, etc).

However, in tooka's illustration, marsey's eyes are massive and misshapen, and feature the whites of the character's eyes, something not usually seen. So, can we """improve""" tookas illustration by removing the whites of the eyes? After all, the irises are black circles with highlights, exactly like marsey's full eye. I tried my (not artistically trained) hand...

despite the fact that I am not an artist, it looks a lot more like a normal marsey. Specifically, marseysmug

is it better? no, I don't think so, because the original was cute, and I think that's the most important attribute of a marsey. Would marsey have been such a smash hit if she had been ugly? no!

(Also, the original marseys were drawn in a more digital art style, with thick, simple shapes, whereas tooka draws in a more pencil-ish style, but I don't think that's super important.)

I'm not saying that the critics don't have a point with some of tooka's work. This one

is a lazier trace of this pepe

But who doesn't shitpost from time to time? Sometimes you don't want to put a ton of work into a post.

What do you think, audience?

Originally, I was going to combine this post with part 3, but character limits made it impossible to post kek

Previous OKBR3 posts: (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) - part 1 (https://rdrama.net/post/54014/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) - part 2 (https://rdrama.net/post/58640/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) - part 3

On 5/25, a date that shall live in infamy, OKBR mods, did the unthinkable. They banned of the most active users on the server, all of which were beloved for pretty much recreating half of the entire server after it got nuked on 4/24. This was the spark that lit the keg . In protest of the ban, dozens of popular users left the server in order to get mods to reverse the bans, but it was to no avail. Dkaih, seeing an opportunity, got G*mer and Moe to gather all the users in their servers, and invite them to the one server that Dkaih created. Due to time restraints and being hasty, Dkaih chose the name "Irony Hub" and made Blue Meat Boy the logo (pictured below)

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Ayo, wassup wit ya all its ya boi, back with the the death of OKBR3. Before we get into it, I wanted to answer some FAQs because some people were genuinely confused about my last post.

1. Some people asked me what's OKBR (logo above) relation with its fellow subreddits. Well OKBR started due to some moderators on /r/bonehurtingjuice seeing a funny meme and deciding to make a subreddit based off this funny meme they saw on ifunny. Although OKBR's mods are friends/ know mods from other irony subs, and they do sometimes partner for events, they are not partnered (officially)

2. Some people asked me why is it called the death of OKBR if /r/okbuddyr-slur is still standing. It means a death of quality and fall from grace

3. Why did I take so long to release part 2 and part 3? Well because I'm lazy and I'm only doing OKBR3 part 3 because while I was typing this, the OKBR4 groomercord has died and the OKBR mods have completely given up on making anymore OKBR groomercords.

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TLDR: We tried to draw Marsey in reddit's pixel art thing, an admin used her jew magic to erase her, causing an unironic controversy among redditors.

NOTE: This is my attempt to recap everything interesting that happened with /r/place. Information is spread between a bunch of posts, so I wanted to centralize it. Let me know if there is anything that I missed.

Prologue

/r/place is an April Fool's day """prank"""/social experiment, in which redditors are able to place down 1 pixel every five-ish minutes on a canvas. The first iteration of /r/place was in 2017, but due to overwhelming support, they brought it back for 2022.

The reddit admins announced this several days early. When this was announced, dramanauts began plotting how they could do a little trolling on it. The person mainly spearheading this effort was @DrTransmisia. A day before place opened, the doc made a post with the plan. It was very milquetoast - just a marsey with a trans flag behind it.

Literally, as soon as /r/place opened, our fine dramachads began their work. It started out alright, but approximately 1 hr after we began, marsey was overpainted. Apparently, s saw our icon and thought that the marsey was vandalizing a heckin' valid flag, and so erased it. On the upside, this was the first trans flag, and it generated a good deal of organic seethe as it spread fairly wide. You can see it below in the timelapse: (I think it is the upper right one, can someone confirm?)

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Its over. Normies got hold of the evidence of what happened to marsey and a certain is facing the serious consequences of ANGRY REDDITORS. All because a popular post calling this out got yalled

Now marsey is in the collective minds of a lot of people. Streisand who? I dont know her

Note that since posting this, ive added a lot of posts that snappy couldnt catch, so just remember to put unddit instead of reddit in the url or whatever snappy is using nowadays in any link that has removed comments

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2jyf/reposted_for_visibility/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2lb6/mod_caught_cheating_previous_thread_locked_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2lx3/please_explain_reddit_mods/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2k6x/lol/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2skw/original_video_of_a_mod_cheating_from_usadman_of/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3002/reposting_this_mod_cheating_because_i_want_him_to/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv309j/the_fact_that_mods_get_to_cheat_on_rplace_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2ll8/mods_are_cheating_dont_let_them_hide_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2jfs/mods_locked_a_post_about_mods_cheating/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2old/more_people_need_to_see_this_mod_uchtorrr/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2jpn/the_fact_that_mods_get_to_cheat_on_rplace_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2wri/spread_the_word_mods_are_deleting_proof_of_them/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2uk7/the_fact_that_mods_get_to_cheat_on_rplace_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2sqj/repost_this/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3hin/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_the_mods_are/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3md6/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_mods_are_removing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2p6e/explain_yourself_uchtorrr/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv2ywx/reddit_modsstaff_really_cant_help_themselves_huh/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3nc3/we_need_to_make_anti_uchtorrr_art_we_cant_allow/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3slk/hold_uchtorrr_accountable/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3bte/we_should_write_frick_uchtorrr/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3toy/ban_uchtorrr/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv413j/lets_put_ban_uchtorrr_please_at_1918900/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3v87/mods_are_cheating_they_are_placing_pixels_with_no/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3k36/help_me_make_this_lets_send_a_message/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3m0n/rplace_currently_in_a_nutshell/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3ujc/reddit_mod_abusing_power/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv3wps/deleting_them_only_brings_more_awareness/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tv4lu4/remember_what_they_took_from_you/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tvaupn/this_was_the_cat_that_wasnt_allowed_on_rplace_can/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/tvcnwx/if_it_was_true_why_remove_a_cartoon_cat/

https://old.reddit.com/r/place/comments/txd29u/hey_you_yes_you_never_forget/

Honestly too lazy to handpick dramatic highlights. Just see for yourself

They even made an entire subreddit!

https://old.reddit.com/r/ChtorrrPlace/

But its now banned lol. Banned around 13:35EST

Worry not! More people want to restore the "PlaceCat"

https://old.reddit.com/r/RebuildPlaceCat/

Non rplace subs

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/tv2lmx/reddit_adminmoderator_caught_cheating_in_rplace/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/tv3u8h/a_humble_request_from_the_good_people_of_reddit/

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/tv35zu/mods_on_rplace_are_cheating_and_deleting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/yeagerbomb/comments/tv35uc/this_doesnt_pertain_much_to_the_sub_rather_just/

https://old.reddit.com/r/topofreddit/comments/tv3hic/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_mods_are_removing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/FingMemes/comments/tv35kl/a_reddit_mod_is_cheating_and_mods_are_removing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IndianPlace/comments/tv3wki/mods_are_cheating_dont_let_them_hide_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/tv3esf/reddit_mod_was_doing_pipi_in_his_pampers_trying/

https://old.reddit.com/r/placeDE/comments/tv3v9b/reddit_admin_betr%C3%BCgt_bei_place/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KGBTR/comments/tv3dhf/rplace_de_hile_yapan_reddit_modu/

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlaceNL/comments/tv3k6z/een_mat_die_heel_erg_bezig_is_bij_rplace_en_als/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModsAreKillingReddit/comments/tv3rpy/reddit_admin_overriding_a_cat_in_place_with_no/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tv49td/even_rplace_has_hedge_fund_style_frickery/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/tv4e6m/tale_as_old_as_time_people_once_in_power_abuse/

https://old.reddit.com/r/starwars_place/comments/tv4fpg/the_fact_that_mods_get_to_cheat_on_rplace_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/GreenLattice/comments/tv5k1o/op_sadman_of_anonymity_caught_one_of_the_mods/

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/tv5prk/rplace_mods_cheating_rule/

https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/tvggsr/anon_is_a_reddit_admin/

https://old.reddit.com/r/newsokunomoral/comments/tv5ibi/%E6%82%B2%E5%A0%B1reddit%E3%81%AE%E9%81%8B%E5%96%B6%E3%81%8Crplace%E3%81%A7%E3%83%81%E3%83%BC%E3%83%88%E8%A1%8C%E7%82%BA%E6%89%B9%E5%88%A4%E3%81%AE%E5%A3%B0%E3%82%92%E4%B8%8A%E3%81%92%E3%82%8B%E3%83%A6%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B6%E3%83%BC%E6%95%B0%E5%90%8D%E3%81%8C%E6%B0%B8%E4%B9%85ban%E9%A3%9F%E3%82%89%E3%81%86/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/tv2ysy/thanks_i_hate_this_reddit_admin_mod_abuse_same/?context=8

Ive gotta highlight this one

In this one a gigajannie is accusing a guy who legit wants transparency of being "in on it" and pretending to not know the orange cat was """hate speech""":

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/tv42zy/reddit_staff_member_is_abusing_administrative/

It got yalled, https://archive.ph/NdTTH

There has to be a lot more but I'll leave it at that. Now I have to actually be productive instead of searching keywords in reddit for an entire hour

I will update it every once in a while when i find more posts. Feel free to point any big ones so I'll add them

As a enthusiast of shane dawson scandals, I believe it's time to try and explain every problematic thing Shane Dawson has done. Let's begin

background

Shane Dawson is a very popular american youtuber who mainly makes videos about conspiracy theories and petty youtube drama. He has over 18 million subscribers on his main channel and is notorious for his many, many, many, many, many controversies. From cumming on his cat to doing blackface.

racism

Shane dawson has a LONG history of racism. In his early youtube days he made many racist jokes. But atleast he had the excuse of it being "years ago"

but now heres a more recent example

and heres some instances of shane's past racism:

He has also done blackface many times as seen in the previous videos.

(this will haunt your dreams)

And those videos are just the tip of the iceburg While shane dawson has hours of racist content, most of them are just old edgy jokes. His racism is probaly the most boring kind of scandals that he has had. So thats why I decided to touch on it very briefly here.

Only one more notable thing will go into this category

while most of his racist jokes were made many years ago, which he uses as an excuse, the following video is extremely recent making it quite unique.

This video was made by shane to make fun of a singer he didnt like. He basically tried to own said singer by being blatantly racist in song form. So here is the video:

This song is sexual assault to my ears

pedophilia

While in his podcast "Shane and friends" he said some fricked up shit, not only is this fairly recent but he said this completely unironically too

I will just let the video speak for itself

After getting tons of backlash over this, shane dawson made a video defending himself

I, shane yaw, my real name

Holy shit he's using his real name so that means hes dead serious im pooping my pants

shane has also had numerous clips of him kissing with underage fans

not exactly bad on its own, but considering his other statements it makes these incidents alot worse

zoophilia

In his podcast, shane dawson told a story about how he came on his cat cheeto. He never once stated it was a joke in the podcast

after three years, this clip resurfaced and people flipped out, causing shane dawson to reply with this imfamous tweet

then this old clip was dug up

if shane dawson made out with his dog, whats saying he couldnt have came on his cat. But we wont know for sure if he came on his cat or not

his apology

in 2020, many people started digging up all his old controversies and a hate mob formed on twitter. Shane dawson was cancelled.

Shane tried to bounce back with a pathetic apology

Nobody accepted his apology and shane dawson's apology

shane later went live on instagram and had a complete meltdown over tati westbrooke's exposing video on him. Thustly ruining his career

shane completely went off the internet and went silent until 2022, where he would start uploading videos again. But by this point everyone forgot about him and he was irrelevant

and there it is, shane dawson's controversies explained. Holy shit this was hard.

Aroha me latinx amigos!

If you're wondering why im late rn its becuz Im lazy and im releasing it now to cop as much dramacoin before my paypig status disappears this month. Also I need help putting multiple images in one post.

Judging from responses from my last post (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one), yall overwhelmingly supported part 2. So after Im done with this one Imma TRY to do an extra story about either the life of OKBR3's predecessor, whenthe/ OKBR2, the life and death of OKBR3's succesor, Irony Hub, Irony Hub's successor/ spin-off(s) (irony republic/ Quipville), the birth and life of /r/antihatecommunities, or the mass irony hub p-dophile community expose by Dr. Penez. I will link the poll sometime after this one.

After listening to previous criticism regarding my previous post's format, I will instead link fun but non essential facts down in the comments so it doesnt interfere with the main point of this post.

Also due to pretty much every OKBR3 server/ backup server being deleted, I will have to do some digital recreations and since this was years ago so keep in mind that some of these may or may not represent what happened!

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Meet Kayla Davison. As you can see, she's an e-thot. What makes her (somewhat) special is that she's one of those e-thots that likes to go to "geeky" events to promote her OnlyFans and pretend to be "one of the nerds". Recently, she went to a Magic: the Gathering event (again, I can't stress how dumb the name of this game is).

This is the tweet that started it all.

Naturally, it was received with a mixed reception. Even other e-thots told her that it is inappropriate to wear something like that in a family-friendly event.

Of course, she and her simps responded with the usual deluge of "Misogyny" and "Sexism" accusations, but then... something interesting happened, her dad started tweeting at her, basically telling her that she's a whore and that she should respect herself more.

This man is such a wordsmith that I couldn't just select one or two of his tweets. I need to show them all:

See the difference is I’m not afraid I don’t need to hide in bs profiles to tell you how you look like and are acting like trash. Report it sue me call the cops idgaf I’m your father I didn’t raise this trash behavior.

This one is to a guy saying that his daughter's future is going to be trash

This one is to the same guy calling his daughter "A dumpster fire"

How you dress is a business card. For work, colleges, respect & decency towards you & for anyone to take you serious.

Advertising your s*x isn’t “successful” any ol brainless monkey can do that and make a dime.

This is what he said to some simp who told him "hurr durr, then why don't you do it if it's so easy?"

ACTUALLY parenting your kids? Keeps them ALIVE. IDGive what ANY of you think about that. Don’t have kids if your going to support their fetish porn “careers” SICKOS

AND.. I don’t & NEVER WILL support mine’s. Act like cheap trash? Get treated that way. YA Im pissed she acts like trash! GOOD PARENTS ARE. I DO NOT have any care about ILICIT lifestyles or clothing on young girls. Kick Rocks & get tf outta my face with your bs!

You people encouraging or are nothing but groupies and the last thing you have is her best interest. You and your shit assumptions are irrelevant in the matter.

You don’t have a CLUE who I am or what kind of parent I am. If wanting her not to get r*ped trafficked or killed is bad parenting? I’m a fricking parasite. Piss off

Those of you ignorant people calling out my Christianity? OBVIOUSLY have not clue ONE what a Christian is. You should probably know what you’re talking about before you come at someone with that.

Naturally, he does a bit of boomer humor at the end to spice things up

AND THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST TWEET OF THEM ALL.

Of course, the e-thot started seething like crazy.

/r/freemagic had their usual reaction to this. Some train got butthurt because of it and even responded to it.

This is my second effortpost and both of them are about Magic: The Gathering. Why the frick am I this obsessed with a children's card game? I don't even like it.

I would say boycott Idaho but I already don't buy anything from that shit hole. So tired of these fascists destroying this country.

Yeah good luck never eating (googles) pork, potatoes, ANYTHING with wheat in it, beef, veal, tons of dairy stuff, and varius vegis. So all fast food lol.

The male feminist's family can sue them... What the frick is wrong with this country.

Based

His mother should have had an abortion.

Do people honestly believe that these laws prevent abortion? All they're doing is putting women in dangerous situations that can cost them their lives.

Check this map foid, poland is low af and they banned it so yes.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/abortion-rates-by-country Their abortion rate per 1000 births is 0.156 lol for reference the USA is 13.5 which is 85x higher.

Words words words

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One brave man takes the downboops

IDAHO’S UNIQUELY EVIL ABORTION BILL GIVES MALE FEMINISTS’ FAMILIES A SAY

Beyond disappointed that Gov. Little signed the monstrous SB1309, which turns a woman's family into paid abortion informants. His letter suggests he knows how bad this bill is, but he signed it anyway. More debunking of the myth that "GOP moderates" will save us. #idleg

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The GOP just let your male feminist put a bounty on you. What good Christians.

It's not really an abortion ban. It's a safe abortion ban.

TECHNICALLY speaking, the law, the constitution, doesn't actually allow the Nazi right wingers to ban abortion after any given date while in utero, even if viability is in effect, it was only an allowance to pacifiy the nazis, not part of the given law as per the US Constitution. A woman has the right up until the last day to abort, we only allow you nazi republicans some restrictions.

So basically, Idaho is r*pe friendly.

"Pre-born babies?" That's a new one.

Oh yeah that's the new angle the GOP is going for. Now states are trying to confirm via law that babies are humans with the same rights. It's coming soon tm.

Idaho is going full fascist now. The state used to be just mildly conservative but they've had an influx of MAGA and now going jackbooted rogue.

Clarence Thomas dead yet?

There are no prolife Republicans. There are pro birth Republicans. Once an infant can breathe on their own, Republicans demand that they not have to care about the babies. They call that care communism or socialism.

The entire foster care system and adoption charities are run by christians.

It takes at least 5-7 weeks to verify you are pregnant. "Quickening" was the standard for our Founders. When the baby first moves - 14-18 weeks. That is where the SCOTUS will land. 6 weeks effectively eliminates a freedom with a time restriction. That is 100% Unconstitutional.

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The Idaho abortion ban allows a male feminist's family to sue the physician administering the abortion & collect $20,000. So the Male feminist’s family cash in on the CRIME. This turns our STOMACH. An Enormous tidal wave of ChristoFascism is washing over America

collect $20,000... boys tonight, we feast.

Idaho governor signs abortion ban modeled after Texas law. Idaho's ban will take effect in 30 days.

4 WEEKS

Planned Parenthood West: Idaho’s abortion ban is an attack on pregnant people. It’s an attack on survivors of sexual assault and abuse. It’s an attack on our right to make decisions about our own bodies and lives. The cruelty isn’t a design flaw — it’s the whole point.

Meddl Leute, es ist vorbei.

If you are asking "who is this Drachenlord guy?" well then you aren't truly dramapilled. For a rundown in case you are interested in the origins and shenanigans of this lolcow I can recommend

Part 1 and Part 2 of the "absolute Mad Lads" series about him from Count Dankula as well as

the thread on Kiwifarms on his long history including gems like:

• fricking a sexdoll on video

• getting fricked by a massive dildo on video

• getting trolled a ton (see this video for a selection)

• and "recently" getting a 2 year sentence for assault.

Thats right. We Germans lost our CWC to the KKKops just 1 month after the OG CWC was arrested . Sad! No I wont link the videos of Drachenlord fricking anything. Good ! We even have a German copy of the CWC documentary about the life of Drache too! Partially translated and linked here in case you are interested.

Now anyway here is the meat of the post. The videos of the Dragon-layer being slain. Why you may ask? Well Drache let the house he inherited, the only thing of value he had, rot and decay to the point where he sold it for like 75.000 Euros including the property for a used shitty fricking Ford Ranger, which he lived out of until he was arrested. Sad. Well the new owner decided to tear down the rotting corpse. RIP.

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This was an essay I wrote some years back, when I used to be a deeply devout communist and MLM-TW. This marked the beginning of my reading into Italian Left Communism, and straying into eclecticism before eventually abandoning communism outright. I had initially shared this essay internally with other LSC mods, who refused to acknowledge it. I then posted it publicly to multiple communist subreddits, even lefty pol. It was censored in all but one of them. In that last one, not a single person was able to provide a substantive reply, and all comments were variations of trite deflections.

I'm going to give the background that builds up to my question, and what I am contending is if Stalin was wrong in Economic Problems of the USSR. It's a bit lengthy, but please help me out here.

Background:

This all stems from a blog post I found that goes over Karl Marx's conceptualization of the DotP and lower-higher phase communism. It's a bit long but I recommend a read as it's more thorough than my following shorter (but still somewhat long) summary of it.

This blog concludes that DotP and socialism are not the same, and socialism itself is not a transition period between capitalism and communism. Rather, the DotP is the transition period between capitalism and socialism. Socialism wouldn’t have a DotP because it’s a lower phase of communism where classes would cease to exist, and the only remnant of the state that is left would be a “bourgeois state without a bourgeoisie” to protect what is called bourgeois right. Socialism, like communism, is classless and moneyless, and only differs on the fact that in full communism, there is a “communism” of distribution as well as production, i.e. all people work to their true ability and receive based on their need.

Marx backs up ALL of this in Gothakritik. Here is the textual evidence.

Dictatorship of the Proletariat is NOT the same as socialism – In Critique of the Gotha Programme, Marx said:

Between capitalist and communist society there lies the period of the revolutionary transformation of the one into the other. Corresponding to this is also a political transition period in which the state can be nothing but the revolutionary dictatorship of the proletariat.

It's common knowledge that Marx used socialism and communism interchangeably; that Lenin is the one who draws a clear distinction between socialism and communism, the former being the lower phase of the latter. But for argument’s sake, let's pretend that Marx was really referring to socialism as a transition between capitalism and communism. Why would this be untrue?

If political aspect of this transition is the Dictatorship of the Proletariat, then what is the economic aspect?

First, understand that capitalism - as the blog succinctly puts - is:

…generalized commodity production where labor power itself has become a commodity. …those who operate the means of production…don’t own them. Instead, a separate class of people…own the means of production. The capitalists purchase labor power from…people who own neither land nor capital. The proletarians sell their ability to work, or labor power, to the capitalists and get in return a definite sum of money—called a wage. Wages are therefore nothing but the price of labor power.

(If anyone takes issue with this definition of capitalism from a Marxist POV, then please feel free to say why)

Second, understand that socialism would have no commodity production. Marx says in Gothakritik:

Within the co-operative society based on common ownership of the means of production, the producers do not exchange their products; just as little does the labor employed on the products appear here as the value of these products, as a material quality possessed by them, since now, in contrast to capitalist society, individual labor no longer exists in an indirect fashion but directly as a component part of total labor. The phrase "proceeds of labor", objectionable also today on account of its ambiguity, thus loses all meaning.

If private ownership of the Means of Production is wholly replaced by common ownership, then surely there can be no classes. In terms of ownership, all people are equal. Note that Marx essentially says commodity production is non-existent in socialism as well.

But how do we know Marx is referring to socialism (lower phase) and not communism (higher phase)?

Next paragraph:

What we have to deal with here is a communist society, not as it has developed on its own foundations, but, on the contrary, just as it emerges from capitalist society; which is thus in every respect, economically, morally, and intellectually, still stamped with the birthmarks of the old society from whose womb it emerges. Accordingly, the individual producer receives back from society– after the deductions have been made – exactly what he gives to it. What he has given to it is his individual quantum of labor. For example, the social working day consists of the sum of the individual hours of work; the individual labor time of the individual producer is the part of the social working day contributed by him, his share in it. He receives a certificate from society that he has furnished such-and-such an amount of labor (after deducting his labor for the common funds); and with this certificate, he draws from the social stock of means of consumption as much as the same amount of labor cost. The same amount of labor which he has given to society in one form, he receives back in another.

First sentence - Marx is referring to communist society that has immediately birthed from the fall of capitalism, which can only be socialism (lower phase). More important to note is that in this paragraph, Marx elucidates that money would not exist in socialism, carefully using the word “certificates” as opposed to “money”, and this is reinforced by the fact that Marx said commodity production wouldn’t exist. Money is a special commodity whose use value is what the value of all other commodities are measured by, according to the author. Token money represents a definite quantity of a money commodity.

Let’s get this straight so far

Socialism has: no money and no classes. No classes mean no class struggle either... ...and since the Dictatorship of the Proletariat is obviously predicated on a proletariat existing, it must precede a social stage in which that is not the case.

Therefor the Dictatorship of the Proletariat is its own stage. Or more specifically – the transition stage between capitalism and socialism.

Back to the original question: What is the economic side of the dictatorship of the proletariat? Clearly, it’s not socialism. So does that mean it’s capitalism?

Circle back to the first quote by Marx:

Between capitalist and communist society there lies the period of the revolutionary transformation of the one into the other. Corresponding to this is also a political transition period in which the state can be nothing but the revolutionary dictatorship of the proletariat.

Pay attention to the syntax first. The first sentence speaks of a transition between two ECONOMIC modes of production, THEN the second sentence speaks of a POLITICAL transition. We can infer then that the first sentence is speaking of an economic transition. This economic transition is a clash between capitalism and socialism, where both relations of production exist in contradiction to each other. There is no word for this economic transition stage that Marx uses, and interestingly I realized that the Maoists have this exact same conception of the modes of production and transition stages, they merely just moved the words socialism and communism back one place. To the Maoists: socialism refers to this nameless economic transition. Communism refers to both the lower and higher stages of communism.

A linguistic failure on both the part of Marx and Maoists, the former doesn’t have a word for the economic transition, and the latter doesn’t have a word to differentiate the lower and higher phases.

We have answered the original question and have successfully differentiated the Dictatorship of the Proletariat and socialism. Now let’s stick to this terminology that was presented in the first place for the sake of understanding: Nameless economic transition Dictatorship of the Proletariat is a political transition Socialism is lower phase of communism Communism is shorthand for the higher phase of communism.

The next question arises:

What is the difference between socialism (lower phase) and communism (higher phase)?

To reiterate, we already know that socialism features complete common ownership of the Means of Production, no class system, and no money. At first glance that’s pretty darn similar to full communism, and of course we have seen that Marx says wage labor and commodity production do not exist either. So what’s left to differentiate the two?

This is a long quotation by Marx but it answers it completely. Skip to the bottom for the English version:

What we have to deal with here is a communist society, not as it has developed on its own foundations, but, on the contrary, just as it emerges from capitalist society; which is thus in every respect, economically, morally, and intellectually, still stamped with the birthmarks of the old society from whose womb it emerges. Accordingly, the individual producer receives back from society – after the deductions have been made – exactly what he gives to it. What he has given to it is his individual quantum of labor. For example, the social working day consists of the sum of the individual hours of work; the individual labor time of the individual producer is the part of the social working day contributed by him, his share in it. He receives a certificate from society that he has furnished such-and-such an amount of labor (after deducting his labor for the common funds); and with this certificate, he draws from the social stock of means of consumption as much as the same amount of labor cost. The same amount of labor which he has given to society in one form, he receives back in another.

Here, obviously, the same principle prevails as that which regulates the exchange of commodities, as far as this is exchange of equal values. Content and form are changed, because under the altered circumstances no one can give anything except his labor, and because, on the other hand, nothing can pass to the ownership of individuals, except individual means of consumption. But as far as the distribution of the latter among the individual producers is concerned, the same principle prevails as in the exchange of commodity equivalents: a given amount of labor in one form is exchanged for an equal amount of labor in another form. Hence, equal right here is still in principle – bourgeois right, although principle and practice are no longer at loggerheads, while the exchange of equivalents in commodity exchange exists only on the average and not in the individual case.

In spite of this advance, this equal right is still constantly stigmatized by a bourgeois limitation. The right of the producers is proportional to the labor they supply; the equality consists in the fact that measurement is made with an equal standard, labor.

But one man is superior to another physically, or mentally, and supplies more labor in the same time, or can labor for a longer time; and labor, to serve as a measure, must be defined by its duration or intensity, otherwise it ceases to be a standard of measurement. This equal right is an unequal right for unequal labor. It recognizes no class differences, because everyone is only a worker like everyone else; but it tacitly recognizes unequal individual endowment, and thus productive capacity, as a natural privilege. It is, therefore, a right of inequality, in its content, like every right. Right, by its very nature, can consist only in the application of an equal standard; but unequal individuals (and they would not be different individuals if they were not unequal) are measurable only by an equal standard insofar as they are brought under an equal point of view, are taken from one definite side only – for instance, in the present case, are regarded only as workers and nothing more is seen in them, everything else being ignored. Further, one worker is married, another is not; one has more children than another, and so on and so forth. Thus, with an equal performance of labor, and hence an equal in the social consumption fund, one will in fact receive more than another, one will be richer than another, and so on. To avoid all these defects, right, instead of being equal, would have to be unequal. But these defects are inevitable in the first phase of communist society as it is when it has just emerged after prolonged birth pangs from capitalist society. Right can never be higher than the economic structure of society and its cultural development conditioned thereby.

In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor, and therewith also the antithesis between mental and physical labor, has vanished; after labor has become not only a means of life but life's prime want; after the productive forces have also increased with the all-around development of the individual, and all the springs of co-operative wealth flow more abundantly – only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be crossed in its entirety and society inscribe on its banners: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!

if you skipped, here is a simpler interpretation:

Marx says that socialist society is “stamped” by the capitalist past. He also says that under socialism workers earn according to their labor, not to their needs. A ‘ghost’ principle of capitalism remains. “a given amount of labor in one form is exchanged for an equal amount of labor in another form.” This exchange is facilitated by what Marx calls certificates, not money.

This can be summed up very quickly – under socialism, there is a communism of the Means of Production, but not of the Means of Distribution.

A communism of the Means of Distribution would look like collective distribution of products/services based on need, not labor. Under socialism, this is not the case. Rather, something that Marx called “bourgeois right” – the same system that exist under wage labor. This is a “defect” in the lower phase of communism.

Moreover, Marx says that another defect in socialism is the “enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor.” From this flows the “antithesis between mental and physical labor.” As a result of the survival of the “enslaving division of labor,” labor is most certainly not “life’s prime want.” What prevents the abolition of the division of labor is insufficiently developed productive forces. Marx explained that right can never be higher than the level of economic development. Not all individuals under socialism will be able to work according to their true ability. Only the privileged will be able to, and this will be the case until the distinction between mental and physical labor dissipated, and the division of labor is abolished – the success of which marks the transition into full communism.

To further define socialism, if we have “bourgeois right” governing distribution, yet socialism is classless, what happens to the state? Marx was very hostile to any notion that the state could be a state of the “whole people” because if it does then it should dissipate – the state is an instrument of class domination and becomes useless without classes. Lenin provides an explanation, claiming the state during socialism is a “bourgeois state without the bourgeoisie”. The state would exist minimally, likely insofar as a court system to settle disputes over the amount of work that one has contributed and their right to take goods from the “common stores.” There would also have to be an institution that enforces laws against shoplifting by people who want to get more goods than what they are entitled to based on the amount of labor performed. This implies that petty crime would still exist under socialism as well.

So what distinguishes socialism from communism is that socialism has bourgeois right over distribution, has a “state” of sorts or an analogue of it, has division of labor and a distinction between mental and physical labor, and will still contain a privilege where only some people can work according their true ability (though as socialism grows closer to communism, so will the amount of people with this ‘privilege’).

In communism, everyone gets be an intellectual. Agriculture will simply become another branch of industry (this is already slowly being the case as in the current time in the first world, agriculture involves more and more technology and first world farmers have little resemblance to farmers 100 years ago). Everyone can draw from “common stores” of goods according to their needs Everyone can contribute according to their true abilities and labor becomes life’s primary want.

The Question:

Lenin apparently reinforced everything Marx said in Gothakritik. Here is one important quote from Economics And Politics In The Era Of The Dictatorship Of The Proletariat:

Socialism means the abolition of classes. The dictatorship of the proletariat has done all it could to abolish classes. But classes cannot be abolished at one stroke.

And classes still remain and will remain in the era of the dictatorship of the proletariat. The dictatorship will become unnecessary when classes disappear. Without the dictatorship of the proletariat they will not disappear.

Now here is when it gets dicey with Stalin and Economic Problems of the USSR. He claims that the Soviet Union has actually become socialist - by Lenin's own definition. That means Stalin is saying that the Soviet Union has surpassed the Dictatorship of the Proletariat into the lower phase of communism and become a classless society. Here are the relevant quotes.

It is sometimes asked whether the law of value exists and operates in our country, under the socialist system.

Yes, it does exist and does operate. Wherever commodities and commodity production exist, there the law of value must also exist.

How is this possible when Marx explains that commodity production does not exist under lower phase communism?

Undoubtedly, with the abolition of capitalism and the exploiting system in our country, and with the consolidation of the socialist system, the antagonism of interests between town and country, between industry and agriculture, was also bound to disappear.

All this means that the ground for the antithesis between town and country, between industry and agriculture, has already been eliminated by our present socialist system.

How is this possible when Marx explains the abolition of division of labor happens in higher phase communism?

We have a similar situation as regards the problem of the abolition of the antithesis between mental and physical labour.

...it really has disappeared in our present socialist system. Today, the physical workers and the managerial personnel are not enemies, but comrades and friends, members of a single collective body of producers who are vitally interested in the progress and improvement of production.

Yeah so basically a female Mangaka draw a short comic about her experience being sexually assaulted as a first grade student as she walked her usual way home. Im gonna post the panels OP of the linked thread posted here.

Obvious content warning about pedophilia and sexual assault lol.

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So thats pretty fricked right? But where is the drama?

Well if you know anything about /a/ you know its filled by a bunch of fricking pedos . And when I say "a bunch" I mean a bunch. Like 30% or more of the board.

Well they took offense to the Mangaka posting her story. Why? Do they think its so disgusting it shouldn't appear in manga form ? No obviously not r-slur its because they are victim blaming pedoshits lmao.

So here is /a/ collection of p-do f/a/gs absolutely sperging out. Threads still alive and going so if you want to let some of those "people" know what you think about them go ahead.

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LOOK ANIME TITS!

Did I get your attention? Good also keep yourself safe. But before you tie the noose let me tell you a drama story in 3 chapters.

Attention boys and girls its time for more BPD whore sperg out.

What's a V-tuber you might ask? Google it straggot. Tldr a person that uses an anime avatar to make twitch streams. Straggots willingly watch this to throw thousands of shekels at these possibly hideous people.

So what's the drama? See title straggot. But let's dive deeper.

Chapter 1

The post

So let's start from the beginning yeah? V-whore "Saruei" makes contest for her simps to draw fanart of her with the best pic getting 5k US dollars then. Right then what's the drama?

Well it all starts with this seethe post from Saruei here

Tldr: Twitch artist cry and piss their pants because they get disqualified from the contest without ever being notified and for bullshit reasons.

They waste hours of their time drawing coom bait for Saruei (from this point referred to as V-whore), she bags the art and they get told to frick off from her simp armada.

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It’s the day of the Korean presidential election. The nation is at a crossroads, choosing who will lead it for the next 5 years. Korean voters must weigh important issues of policy, ideology, and personal character when make their decision. But we don’t, so instead of talking about Korea-USA-Japan relations or the Daejang-dong scandal, let’s take a look at the drama queens who the candidates married.

Kim Hyekung

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We start out with the 55-year old wife of the left-wing candidate. There’s really not much to say here. She’s just your typical corrupt politician’s wife. When her husband was mayor of a major city she had a few members of his staff assigned to her as full-time personal servants. Among other favors, they took a government credit card and did all of her shopping for her, allegedly spending as much as $100,000. And when she wanted some kind of girlpills but didn’t want the prescription to be in her name, she had one of these servants get a prescription for it.

Kim Keonhee

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There’s nothing typical about this 49-year old girlboss who married the candidate for the right-wing party. She’s been stirring up a typhoon of drama and seething.

The first big scandal to hit was over her slightly embellishing her resume. In Korea that generates an incredible amount of seething compared to just straight-up stealing money, so it became a huge campaign issue. She publically apologized, but this only raised more questions. Was she really being sincere, or was she wearing too much makeup to truly feel remorse?

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What do you think? Is this bow sincere enough?

Shamans

As the bitterly-fought campaign continues, rumors swirl that our second Ms. Kim is quite fond of shamans. What is a shaman in the Korean context? There are fortune tellers who follow traditions dating back many centuries to before the arrival of foreign religions. Think of it kind of like if European pagans actually still existed. Kim seems to be surrounded by a lot of people who follow those ancient traditions mixed in with Daoism, Buddhism, and just plain old nonsense.

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TL;DR: GROOMERCORDCELS ARE LAME AND GAY AND ALSO CARP IS RIGHT ABOUT JOURNOS

CW: GROOMERCORD DRAMA, META DRAMA, SURPLUS AUTISM

OP image graciously provided by @Gandalf-the-Whey.

This is a followup post to @TracingWoodgrains' story of the events here, except with the juicy leaks included and not just a wall of

Since Trace pretty much detailed the whole thing for me already, I'll mainly be focusing on the behind-the-scenes stuff and the juicy inside leaks that he unfortunately failed to deliver.

THE GHOSTENING

A few days ago I was DM'd a Groomercord server invite from @Jackal AKA @TracingWoodgrains, who supposedly set up a safe space for all the drama-adjacent furry degenerates that currently plague the site. I declined of course, since I'm not a furry and I assumed this was some sort of doxing or grooming attempt by our local journo friend using the CNN playbook.

Skipping to yesterday, I had the dastardly plan of ghost awarding Jackal's weekly furry thread in hopes of disrupting the meta furry circlejerking and co-opting of the site. They didn't exactly respond well to this, and responded by bitching to Carp to get ghost awards nerfed and/or removed entirely so they could continue to namestrag and attention-whore while posting their weird fetish porn. Unfortunately Carp being the closet furry he is, kowtowed to the pressure and offered up a sitewide poll to determine the fate of ghost awards. When the voting didn't go his way however, Carp decided to then print off a frickton of ghost awards and plaster the whole site with them in hopes of causing a large annoyance, before opening up a second poll in hopes that his tomfoolery would be able to swing the vote in the furries' favor this time around - which in the end still ended with a plurality of users wanting to leave ghost awards unchanged. I'm sure the majority of you were around to see all this for yourself though.

THE INNER FURCLE

Whilst this big shitshow was going down however, I recalled the Groomercord invite that Jackal had sent me prior and realized they must have been coordinating their plans in there. Out of curiosity, I shot Jackal a reply asking for a new invite since the old one had expired - unsurprisingly, I was told that I was suddenly no longer welcome to see what secrets were waiting within, and he used two rather strange and flimsy excuses to why: one that I'm apparently a dangerous potential dox-sperg now because I happen to have a Kiwifarms account like the majority of dramatards, and two because I had previously banned one of their members from rdrama for a week for posting porn of an "aged up" version of the child-coded furry videogame character Ralsei.

This is the character in question for reference - I've been asked to keep a neutral stance on this topic, so it's up to the denizens of rdrama if you think this act constitutes as libertarianism or not.

Not to be dissuaded however, I was easily able to bribe one of the more impressionable furtwinks in their ranks to provide me screenshots of the hot gossip going on in their secret grooming circle, with a promise of disgusting erotic furry roleplay in return which was left unfulfilled. What I discovered will (not) shock you!

THE LEAKS (AKA THE JUICY BIT)

So it turns out I truly live rent-free in the minds of every furry dramatard that somehow found their way here. They had been talking about me non-stop for hours and were devising different gay-ops in hopes of getting me demopped/evicted from the site, all because I ghosted awarded their gay little circlejerk thread. Little did they know I tend to have a talent for getting into private groomercord cliques and proceeding to leak all their r-slurred nonsense.

Note: I've decided to omit a bunch of typical furry coomer garbage, as while it's disgusting, it's the same shit you'll find in any run-of-the-mill gay furry groomercord.

Conspiring about the mass ghosting which occurred yesterday:

There was also plenty of gossip about yours truly, and their paranoia slowly began to bounce off each other until they started to convince themselves that I'm a deranged serial killing doxer that was ready to swat them all at a moment's notice. Rude!

Eventually this schizo paranoia culminated in our mildly neurodivergent friend @Suicidal_Tendies attempting to coordinate a gay-op where tried to convince a bunch of furries to paypig, in hopes of then pressuring Carp/Aevann to revoke my mop and get me removed from rdrama. It's a shame this plan fell through, because it would've been funny to let them all hand over their neetbux to the site first before getting told to kick rocks and having all their shit leaked afterward.

THE FALLOUT

After compiling screenshots for a couple of hours, my lurking PoC acquaintance @SneedCityUSA - whom I had been watching this unfold with - decided he wanted in on the action. He used the 67000 dramacoin generously gifted to him through reparations to start grass awarding the main culprits of the furcel conspiracy, including messages about the server's intimate happenings in the process which gave away the game that there was an imposter among them.

Predictably, the whole server rapidly descended into seething, paranoia and infighting.

Eventually they decided @of_blood_and_salt was the most sussy and kicked him from the server, which unfortunately meant I could no longer collect any more screenshots to show here.

At this point though I was already getting bored of this pathetic groomercordcel nonsense and just sent the server invite to Carp, where he found out all his furry-friends were shit-talking him behind his back whilst at the same time begging for his help against the ghost awardings.

THE HALL OF SHAME

@Jackal REKT

@TracingWoodgrains DOUBLY REKT

@Soren REKT

@Jaukea REKT

@SparkBrave REKT

@of_blood_and_salt REKT

@Corvus REKT

@AshiahTheEgyptianCat REKT

@Suicidal_Tendies REKT

@Lycanroc REKT

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Thanks for playing!

Good morning, rdrama!

I'm told @MarKong has a fun writeup of drama in the works, and I'm as eager as anyone here to see what he has to say. It does end up connected to me, though, so I figure I should lay the important details out in case he forgets any of them. This is all going to be tedious metadrama, I'm afraid; I'm sorry, but it was going to come out one way or another.

The tl;dr if you find this sort of thing dull: I ran a blatant furry alt here for the past 6 months, started the furry megathreads, and helped launch a Groomercord server to hang out with the local furries; Marco declined an invitation so he could infiltrate instead; now he has a fun spy story to tell everyone

tl;dr of tl;dr: neurodivergence

August 2021: I come to rdrama as @Jackal because the point of this space is drama and leaning into furry nonsense while sharing horrifying furry drama on a site that hates furries seems like a fun bit.

September 2021: I write my first article about you guys; you're all kind enough about it that I feel I ought to create a proper account here and say hi

October 2021-January 2022: @Jackal goes mostly dormant; I notice a few furries popping up around rdrama; I keep poking around here mostly on main.

December 2021: I publicly out myself as a disgusting furtwink for professional reasons, news to those who chose not to hang onto every word of my self-indulgent 30-minute self-introduction essay elsewhere.

~January 2022: After weighing my options, I elect to increase my participation here on @Jackal so that I can keep @TracingWoodgrains around for substantive articles or other meaningful commentary and participate in a less obtrusive way overall.

29 January 2022: I decide it would be fun to formalize the furry infestation of rdrama and start a megathread. It's a roaring success in terms of both effort-to-drama ratio and chatting with random furries on rdrama.

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It's full of gems and fulfils basically every stereotype of terminal online trans people.

For starters, she abandoned her kids in Iowa with her ex-wife who she bragged about how she slept with just before she left even though her ex-wife had a new boyfriend. She also bragged a lot about her she pimped out her wife -- which is public record, but still, that's fricko. She liked to talk massive shit about her kids and how they drove her nuts and couldn't stand them, then subsequently get pesudo-angry when anyone called her out on it. Yeah.

abandoning children, check. Abusive past relationship, check

Something Laurelai markets as a point of pride is the fact she is a massive social engineer... Since her cigarette addiction, well, costs a lot of money (she will tell you she smokes a pack a day -- a more realistic number is around 4), she had to get smokes from somewhere. She used to take them from the people who had the least: my family (a very low income family, which houses 5 of my siblings), random bums on the street (yes, she took cigarettes from bums), and random people in parking lots who were people I wouldn't want to interact wth normally.

Huge ego, check. Addictive personality, check. Self-centered, check.

Here's the even more despicable part: she used to engineer food from people by claiming we didn't feed her. This is all bullshit.

False claims of abusive living situations, check.

She was VERY insistent on privacy, which is cool and all, but apparently even peeking my mouth into a doorway to tell someone food is ready because they aren't listening is an egregious privacy violation... She would then storm out of the room naked (picture a short, ugly 30 year old transwoman who is quite overweight and has a really tiny peepee) screaming at me to knock or "else." Yes, in my own house, she had the gaul to get in my face because I told her friend she had food.

Short tempered, check. Rages when lies are exposed, check. also just lmao at that mental image

She also tried to break up me and my boyfriend on numerous occasions by starting really bad fights and setting us by the ears.

always fricking with others' relationships, check

She also liked to claim she was deeply involved in OWS and claimed she was in NYC several times. She tried to claim Occupy Tulsa was not run by hipsters or hijacked by out of towners -- both of which I witnessed first hand.

Poser, check.

She especially likes to use the trans thing as a bargaining chip in arguments. If I ever hear the words "cisgender piece of shit" again in my life I will blow a fuse or two.

you already knew this was coming.

Also, her drama from Reddit kept spreading to my IRL social circles. I know a Reddit administrator who warned me in fact that people were witch-hunting us and threatening to burn our house down (which isn't surprising given our part of Oklahoma has a large gay community that felt marginalised in /r/lgbt and a LOT of them are seriously fricking scary).

Cannot separate the Internet & relality, check. knows reddit admins, check. Hated by LBG, check.

She also has a serious internet addiction problem. We got her a company laptop

Terminally online, check.

One thing Laurelai did once was bring her friend (who was a hooker -- not even kidding) from Colorado here to our house and smoke PCP-laced weed... Her friend brought a giant German Shepherd. Now, we have this old Savannah cat named Notch... Cujo as I affectionately referred to him as was attacked several times by this unauthorised dog who just thought it was ok to do that.

Complete degen, check. Associates with others with 0 social skills, check.

Laurelai stayed with us for 24 hours before running off to Arkansas. What triggered the running? Well, her phone started working out of the blue -- not even kidding. It just started working again for no apparent reason, being able to make calls and everything. She told us that she was apparently wanted for testimony by the US Marshalls.

Various legal troubles, check.

All I can say is, if Laurelai ever says anything, take it with a grain of salt, and good riddance to the b-word.

Hated by past associates, check.

Nibbas in Paris for your listening pleasure

WELCOME BACK ARRRRDRAMAAAA!

The second month of 2022, or should I say 2020 2 , has come and gone. It’s time to look back and see what events got absolutely drowned out the most by our maxed out recency bias!

Celebrating Black History Month

With every year comes the annual tradition of paying homage to our Criminal American Community by dedicating the shortest month of the year to celebrating their rich, and inspiring history.

Our Esteemed and fairly compensated Jannies have done a Marvelous Job redesigning the site and paying tribute(not reparations) to all our brave bipoc melanincels out there!

[Announcment] Black History Month at rdrama!

BHM Moderation Changes

But rDrama wasn’t the only one celebrating Buck History Month…

Whoopi Goldberg Names the Jew!

Whoopi Goldberg took a stand infront of the whole world to tell the Big Nose Crakkka that he too should kneel in the presence of his black kings as per the anti defamation league’s definition of color™️.

Drama erupts on The View as Whoopi Goldberg says that the Holocaust wasn't about race because it was crakkkas killing other crakkkas, rightoids proceed to gloat on twitter and call for her to be fired

Breaking news: Whoopi Goldberg was suspended from the view for 2 weeks for her holocaust comments, proving once and for all that Jews> Blacks on the oppression scale even during Black history month

Whoopi’s Return to the View

Whoopi vs Kylie Sequel: Rittenhouse goes for gold!

I’m sure we’ll get a rousing finale soon as Kylie takes on the Kween!

That pretty much wraps up the Kang drama this month, but what Black History Month is complete without the most important tradition of them all… Crakkkas completely overshadowing them the entire month with mayo tomfoolery!

Jim Crow Joe Rogan!

Back when covid was still a thing twitter was gunning for Joe “Horse Paste” Rogan. To absolutely no one’s surprise Twitter made its final gambit, the race card!

r/entertainment hooked on copium after spotify announces they’re not going to axe joe rogan

Joe Rogan forgot to buy his n-word pass

Andrew Yang jumps in for some reason

Joe Rogan’s use of the n-word was another jan 6 moment.

White House urges Spotify to take action against sentient chimp

As of me writing this rn Joe Rogan is still on spotify despite everything thus proving cancel culture isn’t real, once and for all.

Return of the Big 3

The absolute batshit insane events that transpired this month can most certainly be attributed to the return of 3 important Figures in the Dramasphere…

@MasterLawlz Returned to us and blessed us with 7 Enthralling Lawlzposts! The most bountiful month of Lawlzposts rdrama.net history!

@pizzashill had exiled himself to Alaska to continue his training. But after a week or so of drowning in Eskimo bussy he answered our cries for mercy to save is from the encroaching rightoid Menace!

And Finally at TrappySaruh, now @tappy, signifying once and for all rdrama.net is beyond a shadow of a doubt the TRUE successor to /r/drama. Suck it groomercord straggots!

Trappy is back

Unbeknownst to us, the renuion of these 3 legends was the omen of a great happening…

But first we have to talk about Canadians

Leaves Lose the Plot!

When we first left off from the developing event christened The Honkocaust Trudeau regalled them as a “fringe” minority. The following weeks saw Canada brought to its knees by the power of honking and bouncy Castles.

Cucknadians requesting police assistance to end the honkocaust

Like clockwork supporting the protest in Canada is considered hate speech according to AHS

What about a silent protest

What no adrenochrome does to a mf

Go Fund Me Chooses Death

After 2 weeks of pretending to have the most convenient case of “Covid” in his cuck cabin he returned to Ottawa to Enact the war measures act, freezing bank accounts, running over old grandma chuds with horses, and giving himself permanent emergency powers all to combat that insignificant group of honkers. Daddy Castro would have been proud! The day of the rake came from within.

Leaf Daddy (He/Them) kicks off the day of the rake at last!

Reddit is torn on whether freezing individual’s bank accounts is a good thing or a terrifying

Trudeau says jew likes Swastika, and other insane frick ups!

Bank run is now trending in Canada

Congratulations Canada on actually being interesting for the first time in your miserable existence.

Super bowl and the Olympics

I straight up forgot this happened this month. Aside from the few controversies and China being it, It hardly registered, but Return0 made some high quality Ice Skating posts and pushed them to the top of the page. Well done!

[Effortpost] Olympic Figure Skating Scandal Roundup: Abuse, Anorexia, and Performance-Enhancing Girlpills

[Effortpost] short track speed skating causes a supernova of seethe

THIS B-WORD FELL AGAIN!

Eminem wants to kneel at the superbowl, but the NFL won’t let him.

The rDrama Wars

May we never forget those who challenged the Chadmins, and those who did not return.

Who else is still reportmaxxing?

Reset the timer etc etc(not bardy this time)

(country club) Pour one out for our fallen homie redacted

(Country Club) Forever is a mighty long time

DRAMA WON!!!!

(CC) Consume Product dossier

The day of the Cope: How I trolled the entirety of ConsumeProduct.win

The day of the Cope 2: Who asked?

Of course our main antagonist Bardfinn was hit.

Bardfinn was just temporarily banned from reddit.

And last but most certainly not least We have perhaps the happening of the year?

Actual Fricking War.

War in Europe! It’s finally here! After all these years of nothing ever happening something happens for once. Honestly the only correct response to this situation is any statement whatsoever followed by the words “Not my Problem.”

Ukranians shortly before imminent death told russian warship “Go Frick Yourselves”

The Drama is young, but honestly it’s anyone’s guess how long it drags on, or how long the war dramacoin profiteers stay profitable.

rDrama One Offs

To wrap things up here’s some of the singular notable posts that happened this Month.

Uncle Ted has Terminal Cancer

@Boo’s Apology Song

We passed 1000 Marseys

:zombiewolfseethe:

Ruqqus gets revived

Kanye West says Pete Davidson is gay and has aids

The End of February!

What a wild fricking month. WW3 is closer than ever and it’s only February. My only regret is that we couldn’t milk that sweet Canadian Drama even more. But that’s enough out of me, what did you think about February 2022? Do you have a favorite bit of Drama? Do you think there was an MVP Dramneurodivergent of the month? Say so in the comments!

This is ZombieWolf signing off!

Your Faves.

Of Course I’m not perfect, but then again who is? (Definitely not Marsey) After such a eventful Month I missed a couple of things and you pointed them out.

One was the death pool of our very own cute twink @stan that led to a pay pig leaving. Good thing he’s alive to add to our best of February Recap!

Effort regarding the stan death pool

Stan Death pool epilogue

A new Pokemon game got announced today, so I decided to do something that I haven't done since the last time a new Pokemon game was announced- go browse /vp/. Somehow, people were surprised that the game series that hasn't had a good entry since 2014 looks like dogshit.

Let's talk about what's in the name first- the Pokemon! Right now, the only ones that have been revealed are the starters.

Personally, I feel very neutral. They look soulless and corporate, just like the Pokemon franchise itself.

Now, what does /vp/ have to say about them?

>literal blue helmet

>Let's be honest, if these were posted here everyone would call them garbage fakemons. How many fricking cat pokemon do we need?

>Let's be honest, I've started sticking toothpicks down my urethrae

Personally, I got into sounding with the stylus of my DSi back in 2011.

>This can't be real, these starters look absolutely shit.

>This is so weird, these designs are so simple in some places and so over the top in others, kinda looks like something out of a blender.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Most of the other discussion surrounding the starters is either "DUCKBROS WHERE YOU AT?" or schizos trying to prove/debunk various theories involving the starters. "ALLIGATORS ARE RELATED TO SNAKES AND IT'S THE SWAHILI YEAR OF THE SNAKE SO THIS PROVES ZODIAC THEORY!" and shit like that. I would have posted interesting examples if there were any.

The intellectual discussion surrounding this trailer has to do with the new region. We don't know its name yet, but we do know this- it's not!Spain.

Just realized that I haven't brought up the games' names yet, wow.

First reply:

>Violet, Franco only brought misery to Spain.

Wow, 4chan not immediately rushing to support fascism? Never thought I would see the day.

>Scarlet, Franco brought a golden age to spain

>Preordering 14 copies of Scarlet right now

>Viva Franco

>If you pick Violet, you're a communist

Nevermind.

>they gonna ignore Portugal and make the game 90% Spain. meu Deus vou ficar triste....

>it will be a blend of portuagl and spain. And thats fine as long as it isn't south america

>Why are Portustrags and LATAM trying so hard? Its obvious the region is based in fricking Spain, do you guys really need the representation that much?

Ooh, is this mutual hatred between Spaniards and Portuguese I sense? Is it time for /r/2Iberian4You?

If you've read this far, you're probably thinking, "Pokemon fans are surprised that a children's game is shitty, and I'm surprised that they have internet connections in Iberia. What made this rdrama.net worthy?"

My dear reader, this is because the whole time, I have been skirting around the most important part of any Pokemon games: the female character designs.

And boy, are they something.

>coomers we lost

>You wouldn't even be able to tell who is the boy and who is the girl if it weren't for the hair.

>are these the youngest looking protags they ever made?

Are they dumbing down the games even more to seek an even younger audience or they are marketing it to pedos now?

>why do they look so generic?

>Yo kai watch ruined pokemon

Yo-Kai Watch is the better series.

>It's like they're actively trying to make them as unfappable as possible

>Girl would look good if her shorts were tighter.

>Worst protagonists by far, they look like Route 1/2 NPCs.

As someone who always self-inserted as Youngster Ben, I'm not complaining.

>Normal fellas win this round but we'll be back. This is Pokemon. Coomers always come out on top.

>Alright, so Pokemon is fricking dead.

It was a nice ride, you guys.

shorts on the girl

>frick off

NON-BINARY PROTAGONISTS

NON-BINARY PROTAGONISTS

NON-BINARY PROTAGONISTS

>WHERE IS THE PORN

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5747999

>Those are the worst protagonist design ever. The shota is kinda cute but so goddam uninspired.

>this is horrible

>Wokestrags won. Trainers are now basically unisex.

There are some dissenters.

>Am I r-slurred or did they make her stupidly sexy?

>I think she's pretty cute

They're wrong.

Japanese fans have also had some things to say about these designs.

https://i.imgur.com/a/7nOIaJK

I'm surprised with how few are pedophilic in nature.

Now, some of you might be wondering, "Is how attractive the 10 year old player characters are really that big of a deal to Pokemon fans? There's no way that they're all p-dophiles." Allow me to show two average threads from /vp/.

https://i.imgur.com/a/MHQFzTf

/vp/ should not be a blue board.

Now currently, due the games only being announced today, there's not much material for drama creation. If Gen 9 is going to be anything like Gen 8, Nintendo will make a big announcement in June that causes flame wars hotter than the debate.