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EFFORTPOST
Creepy Bald Moid 
and Redditor™ archetype takes pictures of some maskless Chud's underage daughter in Walmart 
, Chud confronts Baldcel and asks him why he is taking pictures of his young child, Baldcel realizes he can't call the Avengers for backup in real life, can't handle the confrontation and tries to awkwardly escape the Chud, comments section has intellectual redditors defending the Bald Moid since he could very well have been one of them!
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This thread is 6-month-old autism, but due to a dramanaut request I made a thread about this because bussy lmao 
Either way here is the summary of the video:
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A bald moid
(evidence he is a redditor!) who virtue signals how much he is scared of the COVIDorino takes pictures of some unmasked Chud and his young daughter in WalMart either because he is a libertarian, or he did it in order to shame the heckin Chuderinos for social media points and dopamine hits.](/i/l.webp)
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The unmasked Chud notices it and confronts him, thinking that he is a libertarian/creep who is taking pictures of his daughter for creep purposes, so as you can expect the bald moid goes on damage control mode.
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The Chud keeps following him around and the Baldcel tries to evade the Chud around the supermarket, the maskless Chud asks "why are you taking pictures of my daughter?" and he replies "so I can stay alive!"
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Ultimately the bald moidcel ends up getting kicked out of Walmart, the worst punishment imaginable in Burgersville
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As you can expect from reddit, the comments start to mass debate, did the took pictures of some guy's underage daughter because he was a libertarian creep, or did he take the pictures because he wanted to shame them for social media dopamine hits? 
Most upmarseyd comment is from /u/M0RALVigilance (lol), with a profile bio that says
You gotta live it to feel it; you didn't, you wouldn't get it.
Seems like this is about the dude & his kid not wearing masks more than it is he’s a bald creeper.
Par for the course for this sub, really. It's full of anti maskers.
https://www.esquireme.com/news/53683-mask-off-8-countries-that-have-removed-their-mask-mandates
Lots of Trump supporters in Denmark, right oh sufferer of TDS?
/u/[deleted]:
Alright enough of the same vaxxcel shit that you've been hearing about for 2 years, let's go back to the creep!
/u/[deleted]:
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In this Europoor comment chain out of nowhere the Holocaust pops up because idfk.
Nope, not going to defend some pervy looking old bald white male photographing a minor...
You said so what and likened it to filming a crime, which he was not doing...
/u/[deleted]:
These are the people who say that making fun of their internet posts is harassment. 
Sounds like you're excusing creeps taking pictures of children.
Downmarseyd? Really? LMAO! Found the libertarian.
One of the greatest plebbit comments in history!
If it's for his own personal use later that would be much more comforting...
It’s much creepier to follow someone around the store speedwalking after them.
What video? any dramanaut knows the video xhe is talking about?
....Is xhe gonna say what I think xhe's gonna say?
Janny is both a surname and a given name. Notable people with the name include:
Never forget Anne Frank Janny Sikazwe, legendary Zambian football referee and even more legendary Dramanaut! 
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Edit2: I'll categorize this list by activity and create sub-categories later today and probably add to it over time. I put it together so it'd be easier for people to find fun fringe drama or otherwise be entertained. Enjoy!
Please comment if you have others to add to the list. I bit off more than I can chew because apparently there's thousands of these, so I omitted ones that were boring, inactive, and/or redundant.
General or Misc Fringe
New Age
Paranoid/Classic
Religion, Politics, & Conspiracy (aka BORING)
Occult
Scientific & Historical
Lifestyle
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Context
Video talking about the cafe:
Link to tweet discussing when it first opened
The coffee shop was a worker (one worker to be specific) owned, anti capitalist, anti colonial (?) cafe. Where you could read all 
from great progressive authors while enjoying a cup of overpriced coffee.
They leaned heavily into creating a safe space of People of color, so no dumb cops or army people were allowed on the premise. 
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The cafe also made the wise choice of being open from 9 to 5, the time when all of the working class people were wage cucking lol
They also had this cool idea where you only had to pay as much as you could afford. Surely this wouldn't backfire 
Anyway less than a year later the cafe opening, the cafe shuts down and the owner puts at a statement on why it failed:
Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,"
The landlord was also giving them a 50% discount on their rent and that darn capitalism still managed to shut them down 
Link to article about the cafe failing
Drama
R/Toronto Thread
As opposed to the super intelligent anti capitalist hate monger that couldnt keep their business alive for more than a year paying 1/2 price rent.🤔
For most of us it's worked out pretty well! And the alternatives don't look very appealing.
Yes, it worked well if you are a boomer who was able to buy up all the properties and become a full time landlord. For, the rest of us housing has become a luxury. This in my eyes is a systematic failure.
I'm GenX and have been eating the shit most of my adult life. But jcd ain't wrong (and often is), no alternative system provides better quality of life for the majority of people that we've figured out, thus far. Where we're really failing is on who we elect and how we balance our current system. But that's a whole other topic.
You do realize that capitalism is one of the only systems that marks basic human needs as luxuries? The only difference is that failures under capitalism are not properly accounted for. If a person is homeless under capitalism, it’s marked as the persons fault and not the states. If a person is hungry under capitalism, it’s marked as the persons fault and not the states. Since capitalism depends on the core belief that the meritocracy is real, every failure is attributed to personal failure and not a systematic issue. This is why people think capitalism is the best system because every failure is accredited to the individual suffering those conditions.
R/Neoliberal
Having dealt with co-ops, they tend to be really poorly run and are prone to major internal political drama as different types of employees have different interests. Older co-op owners tend not to want to reinvest in the business to maximize their own returns. Smarter younger owners do want to reinvest so they make more money long term. Dumb younger owners want to do all sorts of different shit. People want to cut corners. People don't want to do bad jobs and everyone suddenly thinks they're a business genius.
Your argument basically boils down to "people are too dumb for democracy to work". I'm not asking this to be snarky, this is honestly something I struggle with myself. Do you think that the problem you describe here justifies the authoritarian mode of production we use now? If so, why is this different from how we run our governments? Should we be modeling our government more like China's to make sure it's run better and not prone to internal political drama?
vibes
R/Destiny
it's just laughing at a stupid business that existed in contradiction to what it seemingly was preaching. it's like having a pro-Semitic non-racist Jewish Death Camp or a homosexual who's only attracted to the opposite s*x.
Frick lefties I wish them the worst, this bottom feeding commie hopefully learns what being poor is
Twitter Sneed
NOOOO THE CUSTOMERS HAD THE WRONG VALUES THATS WHY IT FAILED
Someone make a marsey of the meme
No and I dont care
[Twitter search for the cafe](https://x.com/search?q=toronto cafe&t=SL0NgnPVHsAMTlONYcbNjg&s=09) mostly just capitalist chuds gloating
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BasedGod
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chuds down, time for 
chads to rise up
.webp?h=10 "Top Hat (kek) - Technically a top hat, shut up")
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If you haven't heard, winter storm Elliot fricked all the airlines, but because of the way Southwest is run they got extra gigafricked and accounted for the vast majority of flight cancellations. Here's an overview article.
The tldr is that Southwest has cancelled most of their flights and stranded people all over the country with no communication, telling people they can't even rebook flights until the 31st. They're melting down so much harder than the other airlines due to a couple factors, the biggest of which are:
Using a different model where flights hop directly from airport to airport with no central "hub" like most airlines use. This allows a failure at one airport to cascade across the rest of their system instead of remaining isolated.
Using super antiquated inefficient software to handle this different model, making it onerous to make changes. The software has to be updated manually, and this level of need for rescheduling has very quickly overwhelmed their staffing.
Everyone is sneeding. Twitter, Reddit, Congress, your mom. Here's a few samples of choice drama, but you can find way, way more. The sneed is infinite.
Reddit shit:
Southwest called the cops before announcing no hotel vouchers
I had a flight yesterday from TPA, when I went to print my boarding pass at the Southwest kiosk it said my flight was cancelled. There was a huge line waiting to speak to Southwest reps, I got in the line. After about an hour of waiting a bunch of cops show up. Someone from Southwest comes out and starts yelling that flights are cancelled, there is no point waiting in line they can’t get us anywhere for days and they are offering no hotel vouchers. Yelling this at their customers who up until this point have been doing nothing but waiting in line. Guy in front of me is upset, he is stranded for 5 days, no hotel voucher. He is talking to his friend on the phone and is rightfully upset, one of the cops threatened to arrest him for swearing. THREATENED TO ARREST HIM FOR SWEARING (On the phone). The cops mad dogged this man the rest of the time he was in line, and just stood around all of us in line. Southwest called the cops on their own customers before announcing no hotel vouchers, what in the heck is happening. They put me on a flight going home Saturday. The Southwest employees helping people at the desks had no idea what was going on, they were very kind.
Plenty of back-and-forth in the comments over whether the upset passengers or the exhausted southwest staff are more deserving of empathy.
Denver International Airport, Southwest Baggage Claim
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Not a lot of sneeding in this one yet, I just find these images hilarious.
A Frontier plane taxis in DIA, with a grounded Southwest fleet in the background. Not my pic
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Again minimal sneed, pic just makes me laff
Southwest threatens to fire staff who attempt to escape the nightmare | /r/latestagecapitalism
Out of touch commie sneed
/r/darnthatsinteresting responding to yet another picture of a mass of unattended luggage
Lots of discussion in this one, lots of BUILD MORE TRAINS BRO 
Loads more here: https://old.reddit.com/r/all/search?q=SOUTHWEST&include_over_18=on
Twitter stuff!
Delta enjoyers dab on Southwest fans
Literally just amusing smugposting
Videos, sneed
I asked an employee how they verify who takes what bag and was told “we don’t, we’ll randomly ask for baggage claim proof.” She told be bags will stay out all night, monitored by employees. People don’t know when or how they’ll make it home.
More videos + sneed
Video of Southwest employee being short with people who are stranded. Sneed.
All the sneedplies to the DOT tweeting about investigating Southwest. Lots of good stuff there.
Plenty more where that came from: https://x.com/search?q=southwest&src=typed_query
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Several years ago,
did a little oopsy by calling the cops on 2 black men who refused to buy coffee or leave the store. This is completely legal, but it made them look bad, and so corporate did some typical damage control and got ratio'd on :marseybluecheck::
In recent days,
“We are committed to creating a culture of warmth and belonging where everyone is welcome,” the statement said. “We want our stores to be the third place.”
The Third Place Policy whose URL now results in a server error, meant that 
would no longer be able to kick out customers who failed to make a purchase. The obvious then happened:
But as I have sat at different
source
The same writer did another followup piece a year and a half later which sources the least surprising study ever:
Monthly visits to
With the free bathroom access, the researchers looked at the proximity of a given
Customer traffic wasn’t the only thing that was hurt. The average income of Starbucks’ customers has dropped compared with the average income of other nearby coffee shops, thanks to fewer visits from “its wealthier clientele.”
The full report is 43 pages, and everyone involved could have saved a lot of time by submitting the sentence "homeless people are stinky" to peer review instead.
Shortly after, closed its (bathroom) doors
Now, the coffee chain is effectively saying it can’t be America’s public potty any longer.
And, because an rdrama post wouldn't be complete without 
, here's a couple posts from baristas whining about the homeless:
CLEAN IT UP
Every single post is bowing and scraping in subservience to the unhousedchads stinking up the place. Good thing for Redditors the stench doesn't travel over computer monitors or it might break their bubble of moral authority.
i try to have sympathy for them but at this point its very hard. i feel bad for being bothered by them, but i need to rant for a minute.
they usually order a venti or trenta water but get quite angry if we dont give it to them the second after they ordered it.
they also walk through our drive thru and ask customers for money.
sometimes they just come and stare at us through the windows or do drugs in our parking lot and our male shifts have to go scare them off.
not so much now, but earlier in the pandemic they would come up without maks and cough on us. or they would come up with a mask on but take it off just to cough on us before putting it back on.
they used to steal our tip jars
The homeless are people. Talk to them and explain the rules you have to enforce. Learn their names. Just like anyone else if they are treated with dignity they may treat you with respect as well.
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Hi all 
, I've been thinking about doing a longpost on Prigozhin while he was still a semi-obscure screeching vatnik to score some of those 'not like other posters' 
points. Sadly, him becoming a household name literally overnight for trying to coup the Russian government kinda threw a wrench in that plan. So please pretend its still the 23rd 
while reading this. Anyways, here is Yevgeny Prigozhin- one of the most dramatic individuals of our generation.
Chapter 1: 
enthusiast
Our story begins in a commieblock in bootleg Helsinki (then Leningrad, now St. Petersburg) in 1961
. Prigozhin was born of Russoid mother 
and a jewish father 
, thus proving that God's chosen people can prosper anywhere
even in the frozen hellscape that is the Soviet Union! Sadly, his father died early and as such, young Prigozhin was mostly raised by step-father who had the (((same ethnic background))) as his real dad. Young Gozhin' often dreamed of becoming a cross-country skiier and luckily for him, his step father happened to be an instructor in the sport. He pursued this early dream of pooping on snowboarders by attending and graduating a prestigious athletics boarding school.
Chapter 2: Jail time bussyblasting 
and professionl wiener handler
As any literature major 
will tell you , you can't have your protagonist start from an OK-ish situation, you need to totally run him into the ground before you build him up. Unsurprisingly, this is what happened to our favourite alcoholic!
As it turns out, cross-country skiing didn't work out that well and our homeboy turned to a life of crime 
. When he was 18, Prigozhin was given a suspended 2-year sentence for stealing but that wasn't enough to deter our boyo. Just two years later he was caught again and sentenced to 12 years in prison, ending up serving 9. Not much is known about his life there but it seems he listened to the wrong Jordan Peterson audiobook! Here we have an eloquent gentleman telling us how he bunked in jail with Prigozhin, who apparently was a 'rooster' (prison slang for bottom bussyhole) and got a sloppy toppy 
from the big Gozhin himself!
Freshly released out of jail just as the Soviet Union was falling apart, it seems the Prigozhins fell on hard times 
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As such he ended up selling hot-dogs with his mum and stepfather in the flea market. That may have been the end of him but turns out Prigozhin's experience in handling wieners 
saved his Boyeprisussy @all_correct_opinions.
Chapter 3: Business tycoon simulator 
fall of the USSR edition
The details are a bit muddy in this area but what we know is that apparently the Russian hot-dog business was booming
. Prigozhin soon became the manager of the largest grocery store chain in St Petersburg which just happened to be founded by one of his old classmates from that boarding school sometime in the 90s. Things started snowballing from there on and Prigozhin decided to expand into the goombling 
business getting to own a bunch of casinos. Apparently, thats when he got to meet the chairman of the Russian board for casinos, a balding manlet who would end up playing a kinda big part in Russian politics 
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Aged 34, (1995) Prigozhin decided to give high end restaurants a try. Given that this was the most gourmet meal money could buy you in the Russian 90s its no surprise it was a hit.
His most successful one was New Island, a luxury restaurant built on a rusty butt ship Prigozhin probably bought for a carton of cigarettes and a BJ which he ended up blinging out. The afore-mentioned balding manlet 
was a big fan of it, going there a lot of times often inviting other kinda important people.
A hot-dog seller, a taxi driver and a war criminal 
walk into a bar....
Not one to limit himself at just being one of the richest men in Russia, in the early 2000s Prigozhin even tried publishing children's books. Here is a picture of him and his family they included in the preface 
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More interesting is that he is even credited with the artwork, heres a couple of illustrations that he made for the book.
What a wholesome family man 
, I'm sure he won't end up commiting crimes against humanity sometime down the line .
In the meantime, his businesses just kept expanding and earned him a lot of cozy catering contracts with the Kremlin and the Russian government 
. They were so widespread you couldn't even get soda pop in there without one of Prigozhin's companies not being behind it. This earned him the nickname 'Putins Chef'
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Chapter 4: Irl glowposting 
Another one of Prigozhin's ventures was the funding and creation of some online shitposting 
groups, the most notorious being the 'Internet research Agency'. Where (according to the New York times anyways) people would be paid pretty comfy wages just post what your average 4chan use would do FOR FREE 
. They fedposted so hard the company got indicted by the US for 'interfering' with the 2016 election and the FBI issued a warrant for Prigozhin's arrest. Not one to be intimidated by glorified bio-luminescent internet jannies, Prigozhin confessed that he did interfere with U.S. elections and that he will fricking do it again 
Chapter 5: Wagner- Humble Beginnings
Although throughout 2014-2021 Prigozhin denied involvement in Wagner, in 2022 he finally publicly came out as its leader and admitted he founded it all the way back in 2014. Like most shadow backed private military companies (PMC) 'Wagner Group' started out as a drunk band of vatniks lobbing explosives 
at civillian populated areas 
in Donbas back in 2015 as the Russian gov wanted a way to do so while maintaining plausible deniability 
. Its worth noting that group is run akin to an actual company, as mercenary groups are officially illegal in Russia. Funnily enough, Wagner is officially registered in St Petersburg as a 'management consultancy'.
They got their first big break in 2017 where they got a pretty lucrative contract with the Central African Republic
. Essentially, they would show their policemen which end of the rifle goes pew-pew at unarmed protesters 
and in exchange they would get mineral rights to various gold 
and diamond 
mines. They even got involved in Syria where they would support pro-Assad forces until they got absolutely btfod in 2018 by US forces using F15s
, Apaches and Reapers 
which ended up with the destruction an entire battalion of russoids 
Chapter 6: Shitposting in the 3 day Special Military Operation
After publicly stepping up as leader of Wagner in 2022, lets just say that Prigozhin has adopted a very'hands-on' management style and is very involved in the groups activities. He also trolls the shit out of everyone, whether its the Ukrainians 
the Russian MoD 
or vatniks 
, and it is absolutely glorious. I won't cover the 'le bad' g*mer moments (see: warcrimes 
) he had (like that sledgehammer video you can see on our sister website
) as this is already turning into a reddit-tier longpost 
but instead focus on Prigozhin himself and the more dramatic stuff he's been up to in Ukraine.
* The 
incident
For context, Wagner doesnt make its own shit. Instead they get it from the Russian MoD. As such, arguably the most famous Prigozhin video is him pointing a pile of dead 
s where he is blaming the russian military leaders for their deaths as apparently they did not hand them out enough shells. You probably know the og video so instead I'll post the version they showed on Japanese 
primetime news.
Also, he got soyjaked as frick lmao
(thx for the template @hawgrancher)
* Champaigne for Ukrainian soldiers
A while back, Ukrainian soldiers repeatedly bragged that after they drove Wagner out of Bakhmut they would celebrate their victory with champagne. Well, once Wagner captured the city, Prigozhin sent a truck full of sparkling wine 
to Ukrainian soldiers taken from a factory near Bakhmut 
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Also, on the box he wrote "To Ukrainian women, happy March 8th" 
* The stalwart defenders of Bakhmut
Eventually, he decided to pull out of Bakhmut (oh gee, I wonder why 
) and transfer the ownership of the city to the Russian Armed Forces. However, he left them with two elite supersoliders to ensure the city remains in safe hands.
* Larping as a Lidl-tier Tom Cruise
He also challenged Zelensky to an Ace Combat style duel
over the ownership of Bakhmut that one time lol
Lastly, the thing that surprises me the most is that despite all things (remember the hammer video 
?) he actually seems to care about his own soliders and Ukrainian ones as well as civilians to some degree. For instance, there are videos of him ensuring the bodies of Ukrainian volunteers are returned with the correct flag on their coffins, meeting with the families of dead Wagner soldiers,him coordinating prisoner exchanges and even holding application interviews with potential wagner recruits. Could be propaganda but its still more than what the bunker manlet 
is doing.
Chapter 7: Russian Civil War Special Withdrawal Operation
Also, apparently he's also fighting a full scale war with the Russian military over ownership of the country which is pretty cool.
Prigozhinbros...its over 
!effortposters I hope you enjoyed this longpost and if you read so far down it means a lot to me, truly! @Cassidy
Who should I do another effortpost on next (in 6 to 8 business months)?
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For anyone with even a passing interest in anthropology, the 1947 Kon-Tiki expedition is one of the most famous moments in anthropological history and experimental archaeology. In 1947, Thor Heyerdahl and his comrades set sail on an authentic replica of a Polynesian raft named the Kon-Tiki from Peru to the Tuamotu Islands to prove his hypothesis that Easter Island was initially settled by an pre-Incan South American civilization from the east rather than the mainstream consensus of a Polynesian origin. After an incredible 101 day voyage, he and his crew made it to their destination. Thor wrote a book about his adventure and an Academy Award winning documentary film was produced, stoking the world's interest in experimental archaeology. For his contributions to science, Thor was hailed as a hero worldwide.
What people don't know is that the results of Kon-Tiki were extremely controversial and caused immense seething and gnashing of teeth among mainstream anthropologists. Despite his conclusive proof that it was indeed possible to sail across the Pacific and back using primitive technology, mainstream academics continued to categorically deny his American Origin Hypothesis all the way up to 2020, when DNA evidence was discovered that the inhabitants of Easter Island had some South American ancestry.
Thor Heyerdahl
Thor Heyerdahl (1914 - 2002) was a Norwegian polymath, soldier, sailor, explorer and scientist. He studied zoology and geography in university and held a fascination for Polynesian culture. Back then, not much was known about the origins of Easter Island and its people besides the writings of earlier colonists and explorers during the Age of Sail.
The discovery of the stone city of Nan Madol built in the 1100s, the megalithic stone statues of Easter Island (aka Rapa Nui) and other evidence of an ancient sophisticated Polynesian civilization stoked the public's imagination in the early 20th century. For context, some people believed that the South Pacific could have been colonized by a lost tribe of Israel :chadjew: (a popular but unscientific hypothesis for any impressive monument deemed too difficult for the natives to have built) while others had even more outlandish theories centered around lost continents in the South Pacific like Lemuria or Mu :marseyschizowall: . We now know that the origins of Polynesians are much older than Bible stories but it was the 1900s, so such theories were at least somewhat entertained.
Early in his career in 1937, Thor travelled to the island of Fatu Hiva in the South Pacific and lived among the locals doing important scientific work categorizing the flora and fauna of the island and interacting with natives. During his time there he developed his own theory of a possible link between the cultures of the South Pacific archipelago and South America through a race of seafaring stonemason mayoids he called the Tiki that stretched from Hawaii to Samoa to Easter Island.
Thor had previously studied the culture and history of Easter Island and became aware of indigenous legends claiming that the island had initially been inhabited by a race of taller, fair skinned people called the hanau epe that had arrived from a far away land until they came into conflict with newcomers from Polynesia and were exterminated in a brutal struggle. The natives claimed that this ancient race had invented the famous moai statues, gigantic multi-ton megalithic stone heads that dotted the landscape and had puzzled and fascinated western anthropologists since their discovery.
To Thor, it was clear that there had to be some connection between the stone monument building cultures of South America and the moai builders of Easter Island, but the immense 5000 mile distance between South America and Easter Island cast doubt on this hypothesis among mainstream anthropologists who believed primitive pre-Incan style rafts made of literal balsa wood (Fun Fact: Balsa means 'raft' in Spanish) were not capable of making such long distance oceanic voyages.
The Kon-Tiki Expedition
After his country was liberated from Nazi control in 1945, Thor Heyerdahl began planning the most significant example of experimental archaeology of the 20th century. He brought together a crew of experts, built a pre-Incan style raft named the Kon-Tiki made entirely from wood and bamboo and set sail from Callo Peru on April 28, 1947. The rest... is history.
I won't write anything about the voyage itself because it's already extensively documented. Go read Thor's book for more information or watch the documentary.
Anyways, the Kon-Tiki landed safely on Tuamotu and Thor conclusively proved it was actually not really that hard to sail across the Pacific with primitive technology and navigation.
What Thor Really Believed
Thor Heyerdahl was a proponent of not only South Pacific diffusion from South America but also Pre-Columbian contact between the Old World and America. He subscribed to a overarching theory of what is known today as Eurocentric-diffusionism, that some time in the distant past, an ancient race of intelligent Mayoid (Indo-European Aryan) speedrunners had sailed across the Earth building monuments and introducing technology to natives. For context, in the early 1900s, theories like this were entertained by the mainstream because the Mayoid race was searching for scientific reasons why they were so much better than everyone else.
Obviously, the Eurocentric-diffusion hypothesis was enthusiastically championed by Mayoid racists and denied by mainstream anthropologists and historians. As anthropology matured as a field, Eurocentric origin theories gained a stigma as Nazi pseudoscience.
Despite being the epitome of an Aryan Lad and literally being named Thor, Thor himself was not a Nazi, having fought against them as part of the Norwegian resistance during WW2. Thor was a humanist, egalitarian and basically a hippie that respected all cultures and actually took their silly oral traditions seriously. The beliefs he had about Indo-European diffusion came from connecting the dots from what was known at the time to be true. He never claimed that one race was superior to another or that only Mayoids were capable of building civilization. Thor was also more rigorous scientist than many in academia and his research is generally considered to be of high quality. Long after Kon-Tiki, Thor would update and revise his beliefs as new discoveries came to light but he continued to believe in what was then considered fringe theories like pre-Columbian contact.
Kon-Tiki Deboonked
When Thor returned to the west, he was congratulated by experts of the field for his incredible feat and bravery and was awarded honors around the world. However, his South American origin theory was rejected by the scientific community. The main reason was that there was already strong linguistic, cultural and genetic evidence that Polynesia was settled from the east. Thor did not deny this and stated that while Polynesians today are clearly from Austronesia, it does not invalidate the possibility of South American influence. Anthropologists refused to entertain this possibility though, and Thor's theories were labelled as fringe science at best and racist dogwhistles at worst.
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In fact, almost every paper written about Thor Heyerdahl has made sure to mention the purportedly racist origins of his theories and attacked the validity of his work, rejecting South American contact as a whole. Many academics emphasized that Thor was a self taught amateur incapable of science because he held fringe theories. In his 1998 autobiography, Thor recounted his struggle against academia and elitist attitudes towards outsider research.
From the initial genetic testing of Polynesians in 1997 showing no evidence of South American ancestry to 2020, Thor Heyerdahl's reputation suffered further as his anthropological work was characterized as backwards psedoscience from a racist era. His South American theory was lumped up with the likes of Lemuria, Atlantis and Mu and the language of his work was criticized for being cuturally chauvinistic despite being perfectly acceptable in the 1950s. Basically, people were picking apart his writing clutching pearls because he used now outdated terms like "primitive" and "mongoloid". 
So What Happened in 2020?
In 2020, a genetic analysis of Polynesians and South Americans was published revealing that several eastern Polynesian populations had South American ancestors. The initial admixture between Native South Americans and Polynesians took place in the 1100s vindicating Thor Heyerdahl's hypothesis of South American contact and deboonking the previous 1998 deboonk which only tested the population of Tahiti. This was a groundbreaking and bussyblasting discovery in Polynesian anthropology and shed light many unexplained connections between South America and Polynesia such as the diffusion of potato and other crops.
Mainstream anthropology blown the frick out by actual science
Citations:
None. Frick you. I plagiarized it all from the internet.
Bonus:
Redditor does not Trust The Science and continues to spout outdated information a year after DNA evidence was discovered:
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Typing the entirety this on my phone because I'm bored as heck waiting on the train so frick y'all.
To start this story off, let me introduce you to the protagonist of this tale: Hugo the Pink Cat, a Twitter user for 14 years with a mind-boggling 6 figure tweet count. 
The vast majority of his incredibly frequent post activity is retweeting and seething all day about leftoid outrage bait such as what dastardly tricks the GOP have been up to lately, as well as riding the coat-tails of similar lolcows like MattNerdSkull.
For those interested in the math, this man has posted an average of 25 tweets every single day for the last decade and a half of his life. Would be a real shame if his life's work were to be put in jeopardy if say, someone told Daddy Elon about anything naughty he's said, right? 
As luck would have it, Hugo is all too eager to get fedposty when it comes to the rightoid question. Just from a quick browse, I found a solid candidate for reportmaxxing - and since our friend Hugo doesn't believe in debate and prefers the use of violence and force, it seems only fair to meet him at his own level and force him off Twitter (for the good of his own mental health of course)
Three days later, and bam. 
Not be dissuaded, Hugo immediately hops onto his alt account to tell everyone that he's now in Twitter jail for 7 whole days for his glowposting. Interestingly though, he blames some prior spat he had with zoomer MrBeast fans and claims he was an innocent kitty who didn't do nothing and that the reported Tweets were a decade old.
I jump into the replies to swiftly correct the record, and he instantly locks down the thread in response before taking his account private after the culprit stepped forward with receipts. Possibly out of fear of a permanent ban via further reportmaxxing now that he knows he's being targeted.
It turns out Elon hasn't finished dunking on our furry friend yet though, as it turns out a recent glitch means that everyone can still see his tweets anyways!
Out of options for protecting his precious virtual status, he begs and pleads with the vile trolls as a last resort to just block him and leave his account be, playing victim and calling them unhinged psychos for daring to take away his beloved Twitter clout (clearly a far worse faux-pas than his own calling for assassinations of politicians belonging to the wrong party). Given this stark difference from his edgy tough-guy posting just a few hours prior, I get the impression that if this dude can't bear the thought of his Twitter being jannied, then he sure as heck isn't equipped to deal with the real-world risks and repercussions that would come with the violent fantasies he likes to spout off about lol.
In the meantime though, I found a couple other naughty tweets of his to report, so here's hoping the next hit lands him a permanent y'alling and he's finally forced to go outside for the first time in nearly 15 years.
On a separate note, anyone know how to report for ban evasion on Twitter?
UPDATE
Another confirmed hit! Still no permanent suspension, but here's hoping this locks him out his account for longer.
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Weird internet forums and how to find them (and their drama!) 
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HOW TO FIND ✨ACTIVE✨ NICHE FORUMS AND RARE DRAMA
1. go to boardreader.com
2. type something into the search box
2a. either put in a current drama like "bud light" or "target pride" (sorry, even AI auto detects that TQ+ drama is most dramatic thing on the internet these days 
) or something like "tipping"
2b. You can also try ur hand with just "flamewar" or any random slur, insult, or dramatic phrase like "STOP LYING ABOUT ME" --get creative!
found with the query "stop lying about me"
3. use the cool search options
boardreader is good for finding current drama bc it's default setting is things within 3 months. There's an option for sorting by freshness instead of relevance and you can search by threads instead of posts to find even more stuff
boardreader.com indexes an AMAZING amount of stuff, not only does it know about dozens and dozens of specific hardware, auto, photography, cycling, investment, hiking, (YOU NAME IT!) forums it's got up to date index of lipstick alley, narialand, kiwifarms (when they're clearnet lol), small active forums no one's heard of, resetera, even fricking stormfront & similar sites (the blurbs of EVERY result from them are always 
<- but if every text was "JEWS!" rotfl )
My favorite thing about board reader is that it finds ACTIVE forums, bc I always hate looking for niche forums and noticing "oh, the last active thread was in 2017, everything since then is just spam 
"
a few sites I found today in BR results:
This one gets a special mention because it's huge and because
https://www.city-data.com/forum/index.php
I didn't even know city-data.com had a forum 
they're active af... with chuddy headlines, they seem to be obsessed with dramatic type stuff
and they have FREQUENT flamewars and meltdowns but if I summarized even one of them this post would be too long and I would have spent six hours trying to figure it out and then I would quit posting on rdrama bc i would have been assimilated by then 
jk
It's most flamin' flamewars seem to be the religious ones
Some assorted forums:
https://scambaitingforum.com/ - a small but active forum for scambaiting 
https://templeoftcap.freeforums.net/ - Chris Hanson fanclub? They cyberstalk predators and enjoy watching predator catching content?
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/ -- athiests and... terfs?
https://www.shroomery.org/ - shrooms. They get into arguments sometimes.
https://www.pprune.org/trending.php - Professional Pilots Rumour Network (sounds cooler than it is, the UFO threads I saw were boring 
)
https://www.theapricity.com/ - phrenology forum (founded by a furry brony?? 🤨) full of people who say words like "methinks" and "no trolling allowed or ELSE. This is a serious forum, not for lowbrow jokes."
figuring out what was going on with "the aprecity" 
took a lot out of me so no more screencaps
https://boards.cruisecritic.com/ - catty people talk cruises
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forums - a few dozen bland leftists talking to eachother every day. The only interesting thing I can say about them, is sometimes use lolcat speak for some reason when discussing kittehs. Maybe we should too. 
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER? I'd think it was ironic, but what if they never stopped?
https://www.disboards.com/ - 
there's... thousands of them... they call themselves "DISers". They have meetups. They REALLY like disney. Getting Juggalo vibes but I don't know why. 
https://www.godlikeproductions.com/ - world's largest collection of freerange schizos.
https://www.timebomb2000.com/xf/index.php - doomsday doomers dooming. They also write and critique each other's short form fiction, because you can't talk about the end of the world all the time 
Head janny is online and it says he joined in 1997 
https://forum.lowyat.net/ - large Malaysian forum, mostly in English
https://sigforum.com/ - active firearms, has a cool [ENTER] page with epic 
themed graphics which more websites should have. That's the only reason I'm mentioning it XD they're super active tho
https://www.lipstickalley.com/ - yall should already know this one, it's gossipy women 
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/index.php - u should know this one too, they have had some of the flame wars of all time which have been posted here
https://gossip-rocks-too.proboards.com/ - gossipy women forum but 20 people and new
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index - ancient rightoid forum with NO css. Ok, maybe I exaggerated: body { background-color: white }. That's all their css. Honestly, kino, I love how uncluttered it is. Agressive CSS was a mistake. so don't click on my profile Oh yeah, this site has a bunch of rightoid boomers in all the replies.
https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php - Susans's Place - Transgender Resources - "We Stand at the Crossroads of Gender, Balanced on the Sharp Edge of a Knife" 
https://www.websleuths.com/forums/ - ppl (mostly women) trying to find missing people and eternal discussion of Madeleine McCann & serial killers
https://wildequinesv3.proboards.com/ - incredibly neurodivergent "wild horse" roleplay forum the edgelord black horses with glowing red markings and grimdark backstories is amusing though. They're networked with warrior cats rp forums and all that kinda stuff. Bleh.
https://heirapparent.boards.net/ - a far more serious RP forum. Amazing aesthetics tbh. Sometimes I forget this kind of thing still exists. I'm not gonna look at it any deeper than surface level tho 
edit: it's AMAB ppl halfway cybering eachother with pictures of sexy women and taking it into DMs 
ok no more rp forums
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/forum.php - they're still going there was a lot of crying back when "The Daily Paul" forums shut down, so I guess the community moved to here? 
https://shaggysasquatch.proboards.com/ - active, but very new forum (less than a month old?!) where 3-4 people talk about bigfoot. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!
https://scoobyaddicts.proboards.com/ - scooby do fans. Now you know who has "that" mystery machine back tattoo from that meme. They do RP. Sometimes wear scooby fursuits. Well, that one guy does anyway. Maybe he'll cause a cryptid sighting one day, resulting in a shaggysasquatch/scoobyaddicts crossover event. They have reviews of Velma (2023).
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/forums/list.page - moms (and dads🙄) in the urban DC area. They like to talk about European vacations, chronic fatigue, if being rich is worth ur husband, how to deal with ur husband's affairs, and rant about ppl that don't respect trans rights enough. 
Yes.
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/nanny-forum/forums/list.page - nannys & housekeepers in the urban DC area (peasant containment zone)
I'm running out of steam bc I will NEVER stop finding new forums using board reader. It's been hours and now I'm sifting through [groomercord -> free forum] type forums and I don't want to list every roblox & (clean) rp forum that started on groomercord. There's a never ending stream of sports forums and those hardware forums that also discuss politics for some reason.
If anyone has anything cool to add (more forums, information on weird forums) pls share 
If there's interest I'll start a ping group for this sort of thing, but I don't know what it should be called
@Cdace, the effortpost has arrived
EDIT:
NEW PING GROUP for posting (non reddit) forums:
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There is perhaps no show more infamous on the Internet than To Catch a Predator. As a lot of you know, I'm writing a book related to To Catch a Predator and my research has led me to a lot of weird and fascinating places. One of these weird places is in the case of one of the most well known predators caught on the show, Lorne Armstrong.
A Brief Background on Lorne Armstrong
There is enough knowledge and documentation out there of his early life before getting caught on the show that it could be its' own separate post, but to give a bit of background on who this guy is before he got caught on the show here are a few things:
Lorne was a former member of the Air Force but the actual details behind his service are murky. He served for only a year before being discharged and he claims he was discharged because he failed a test and was told he would either be discharged or have to change his career in the Air Force. The actual truth is unknown.
Lorne has the nickname of "87" because he graduated 87 out of 87 in his high school class.
He was born and raised in Maine but at the time of the sting was living in Nashville because he has dreams of becoming a country music star, Whenever he had money he would go to karaoke bars and sing song after song thinking he had a wonderful voice. The real reason he fled Maine was because he scammed an elderly couple out of tens of thousands of dollars claiming he would renovate their home on the cheap. In reality he had none of the cowtools and his alcoholic brother stole a lot of the money so Lorne just left the state to avoid getting sued.
Before the sting, Lorne had been catfished by a woman pretending to be both a woman named Amanda James and her niece. Amanda James convinced Lorne to send her memorabilia of the NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. among other gifts. Lorne apparently spent two years believing he was in a relationship with her before learning she was a catfish when his sister talked to Amanda James on the phone for a few seconds and figured it out immediately. No that's not an exaggeration. That's how dumb he is.
Falling In Love With a 13 Year Old Girl
As a newcomer to the city of Nashville with a completely empty apartment with no furniture:
Lorne didn't have a lot of activities to take up his free time as he was an unemployed bum living off the money remaining out of what he had stolen. So of course he spent a lot of time in Internet chatrooms talking up underaged girls. Lorne had actually talked up two other decoys from Perverted Justice ready to ensnare guys for the new episode of To Catch a Predator, but he wound up singling out a specific decoy who went by the name Kayla. Kayla is...weird. She's supposedly 13 but has the tone and vocabulary of a six year old. Maybe Lorne found that attractive as it would mean she would be easier to manipulate. Who's to say for sure.
This is how the conversation between the two starts:
It's important here to notice that the chatlog between the two is around 400 PAGES long. It would take far too long to break down every single day or moment of the chatlog, so I will just stick to a faint outline and the most memorable moments.
While Lorne is an absolute dumbass, he has enough braincells to formulate the beginning stages of grooming as evident here:
He tries to lure the decoy into a false sense of security by letting her know he is one of the "non-weirdos" and that she can trust him.
Here is where Lorne initially turns the conversation sexual. If you notice it takes less than two hours into talking before he feels comfortable enough to do it. The decoy playing as Kayle plays along and acts like she has no idea about s*x or masturbation beyond it hurting yet Lorne still pushes her towards it.
I'm going to fast-forward here because as I said this chatlog is ridiculously long and I'll hit the main points here.
Lorne tells Kayla to ask her dad to go shopping and buy a thong because when Lorne bought his underaged nieces a pair of tight shorts it made him feel good:
One reoccurring element in their chatlog is that Lorne is paranoid about the "Yahoo police" finding out what he is doing so he tells Kayla every night to delete her archives:
One of the more infamous moments in the entire chatlog is when Lorne gets jealous of Kayla's 13 year old ex, Derek:
To emphasize how stupid and pathetic Lorne is, here is a snippet where he opens his cam and shows off both sides of his brand new credit card to Kayla, bragging about the $300 limit:
Here Lorne professes his love for Kayla for the first time...after six days of chatting:
Lorne proposes that when they meet up Lorne could give Kayla a Walmart bracelet in exchange for a used pair of her panties:
Lorne explains to Kayla that if she were to swallow his semen she wouldn't be hungry anymore:
It's also important to notice that Lorne would have his cam on constantly and he would always be naked and have it pointed at his peepee. If Kayla clicked away from his cam he would get angry and tell her to click back. He referred to it as "Mr. Peepee":
Two days before their planned meeting Kayla tells Lorne her parents are both doctors. Lorne tells her that her mom could deliver their future children but not the dad because...well, you just have to read it:
Finally, on the day they're supposed to meet:
Oh, yeah, it's Lorne's birthday. The plan is to drive her from her mansion in Kentucky to his desolate, empty apartment in Nashville, where he'll spend the weekend having s*x with her on his mattress on the floor. Embarrassingly, he doesn't have enough money for gas to drive back and has to ask Kayla for some money that her parents have supposedly left her for the weekend alone. He makes the long drive to Kentucky ecstatic at the idea of being with his 13 year old girlfriend, completely unaware his real date is with Chris Hansen and law enforcement.
Part 2
In my next part I'll cover the actual sting and what happened there, what charges he was hit with, and some of what he went through in prison.
If you can't wait to see this guy's whole world crumble down here is the full, uncut sting segment with him.
If you're wondering how we have the full segment when we don't for so many others, Lorne sent it to a catfish since he had access to it as part of his defense. Not just any catfish, though. The second catfish pretending to be the decoy actress who greeted him at the sting. The second out of three different catfishes all pretending to be the same actress that interacted with him in the sting. And yes, he learned they were all catfishes and still fell for it two more times afterwards.
Trust me, this story gets insane.
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This is her first post about her orgasms that as you can see drew a lot of attention.
As you you can see she goes into way too much detail about this including what kind of porn she watches (cnc is consensual non-consensual, in other words r*pe play) to what s*x toys she used and how "messy" her orgasms were. According to her first post she had 34 orgasms in a month (Jesus) and "gave" four.
A lot of the comments are the Reddit shit you expect:
The two things most I love; Data And orgasm. Thank you for your post!
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Wish my s*x drive was this fierce! My orgasm number for January was 12 😄 (and that's 100% of my sexual experiences)
Hey 12 is a great number! As long as you’re satisfied and happy, it’s all good, it’s not about quantity, its about quality.
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Just when you thought data couldn’t get any sexier this person comes and raises the bar. Well done, OP.
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Wonder what reactions the community would have if a male posted their version of this.
She then posts a follow-up the next month with even more detail. This time she's had 36 (!) orgasms in February (and that's the shortest month). She moves on to rate each individual orgasm by quality. This month she gave out ten orgasms to someone else apparently.
She also posts a graph of how many messages she received from her post and the contents of said messages. It may seem like a low number (around forty) but once you see her you'll see why (yes I included her picture at the end).
Comments on this post include:
I'm genuinely surprised you didn't get any peepee pics.
By far the most surprising statistic
Check what she looks like
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I am surprised that the dildo is beating out the clit sucker, which dildo are you using?
same my fiancee loves her clit sucker more than any of her other toys her new wand i got her may start edging it out tho
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Why does the "toys used " circle diagram percentage add up to 111% ??
She returns for her post detailing the months of March and April. 40 orgasms in March and 42 in April. Does this obese b-word have any other hobbies? My God. This time she includes such info as how much pain she was in while orgasming and how much blood is involved. Why? I don't know.
She also includes a helpful guide for all of the weird kink shit she gets off to. This incudes the previously mentioned r*pe play stuff and also kinks like "risky creampie" which I can't believe is a kink.
There's something different about this post, though. Compared to the previous two this one is heavily downmarseyd and has very little interaction in the comments:
very intresting piece of information, now i have the knowledge to pass my history test
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I was going to ask male or female, but then I noticed 6 orgasms in a single day followed by blood vs no blood and figured it out pretty quick.
Have you learned anything surprising or interesting from doing this?
I think seeing the amount of pain over time and how it’s been clustered together or spread out has been very interesting and helpful to me! Also understanding what has or hasn’t led to a “higher rated” orgasm.
i see a book. i see a movie. i see fame. i see drugs and rehab. i see a redemption movie.
I think it’s safe to say based on the lukewarm response to this post, a book is implausible & a movie even more so 😂
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Exciting that playing with your partner is leading to strong orgasms!
Finally comes her most recent post. I'm not going to get into too much detail about this one because it is more of the same, but it's weird she has this six month long chart charting out how many orgasms and her mood for each individual day. I don't need to see my own kind of data regimented like that. This post though was extremely downmarseyd. Here are some of the comments:
Is it normal for females to experience pain and blood so often?
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No one cares, just post the link to your OF.
I’m not selling anything, I made this as a design challenge for myself.
If that's all you got to say, why bother posting a response at all?
If all you've got to say is "Here are the times I had orgasms" why bother making a visualization and posting it on the internet?
That’s not all I’m saying, if it was there wouldn’t be a graphic with multiple data sets
because not all data visualization needs to be serious or about a serious topic, and I’m doing them for fun
because talking about s*x, masturbation, and even porn shouldn’t be shameful, it’s a human experience most people have
because I think it’s well executed, and I’m proud of the designs I made
because in the past, I actually got really great critique from posting in this subreddit, and I think that getting feedback is an important part of the design process
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Wasn’t expecting I’d be turned on by someone’s orgasm charts
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Nobody gives a flying frick about your orgasm diary, frick this place wtf is wrong with people
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This is a perfect visualization. Conveys everything clearly and unequivocally. And is very interesting. And tells a good story. And moves the eye around comfortably and naturally. And is also aesthetically gorgeous. Seriously, dataviz at its finest.
Thank you!! I really appreciate your comment 💙
So who is this orgasm woman?
This is what her bio says:
31 | happily married & just here for shits & giggles | I’m not your babe, baby or babygirl
She has dozens of NSFW posts of personal nudes on subreddits like: /r/BBWFeet, /r/BBWThongs, /r/BBWHardcore, /r/BBWGW, /r/LingeriePlus, /r/BBWKittys, and more I can't be bothered to catalog.
Finally, this is what she looks like: 
Abortion for all, indeed.
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The @schizo made a post about this 2 months ago
pays 
for 3 months, then charges back the money. OF complies, given that no actual service was provided.
The foid featured in that post will make another appearance below.
And the @carpathianflorist touched upon this in a thot CashApp post 11 months ago
Digital hooker loses like $50, actual hookers discuss the finer points of tax law, fraud, and more
This has been an issue in the industry for a long time, but I noticed there's been quite a few more posts about this in just the last few weeks. OnlyThots are talking about rising up and switching to Fansly because they say they have better protection against chargebacks.
I recommend clicking over to some of these posts and then randomly clicking accounts to get eyes on these ladies. It's generally quite bleak.
Yesterday:
https://old.reddit.com/r/CreatorsAdvice/comments/14s8wt5/it_happened_to_me/
Unfathomable coomer W.
unfortunately, this is OF’s reality for us 🥺
So true. I’m very new on OF and it’s got me super nervous.
3 days ago
https://old.reddit.com/r/CreatorsAdvice/comments/14q1tjo/money/
14 days ago
https://old.reddit.com/r/CreatorsAdvice/comments/14gtlg4/onlyfans/
In the comments of that one is the thot featured in schizos post 2 months ago /u/Britcolombia
And one more from last month
https://old.reddit.com/r/CreatorsAdvice/comments/14030o0/youre_not_safe_on_of/
Luke...
Who will make a sigma coomer edit?
These foids give some words of wisdom as to why it's not as simple a fix as others want to believe
https://old.reddit.com/r/CreatorsAdvice/comments/14gtlg4/onlyfans/jp8xnnr/
Couple additional snacks
Foid declares onlyfans is harder than 90% of normal jobs
Listen moid, you may be out there in -10 weather at 5 am collecting trash or mowing lawns all day or fighting fires, but I smoked a joint, masturbated and then sat at my laptop for 2 hours. Literally slavery.
Foid gives a recipe for how to make fake c*m
https://old.reddit.com/r/CreatorsAdvice/comments/14src3j/fake_cum_recipes_with_pics/
touch foxglove NOW 
How to Enrage Redditors by LARPing as a Christian: The Definitive Guide 
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TLDR: Be friendly but passively condescending
Hey dramatards, have you ever wanted to make redditors seethe by your very existence? Wanted to pretend to be a Christian, but got called out for being too on the nose? Well, follow this simple set of steps, and you too can become incredibly annoying and seethe inducing! Come, follow me, and you will become fishers of redditors. 
Full disclosure: I am not a Christian, but I once was a very devout Protestant. This isn't meant to preach to you that Christianity is true or dunk on you if you are a Christian, but merely how to be super annoying while larping as one. The character I will be describing is based off of my personal experiences with Christians, and my interpretation (and creative mis-interpretation) of the Bible. Also note that the character I am describing does not describe all Christians, in fact, it really doesn't describe most Christians. Your average 2022 Christian has learned that arguing with atheists online is a complete waste of time.
https://cdn.groomercordapp.com/attachments/720901326644445225/973341271785615390/unknown.png
if you ever feel dumb, just remember someone typed this out unironically
The Basics 
I'm just going to assume most of you have an at least workable understanding of the Bible. The basic story, for review, is that Sin enters the world through Adam and Eve, Jesus dies on the cross to save us from our sins, and at some point in the future Jesus is coming back to kick some Satanic butt. obviously there is a lot that I am skipping, but this basic understanding should be good enough for you to at least pretend to be a Christian. In fact, there have been various studies that have shown that atheists know more about the bible than christians, so actually a lack of biblical knowledge is somewhat realistic 
https://media.groomercordapp.net/attachments/720901326644445225/973340787276382249/unknown.png
pictured: most biblically literate redditor
Killing them with kindness 
One thing that I see a lot of people get wrong when larping as Christians is that they lean really heavily into the Fire, Brimstone, and Holier-Than-Thou aspect of Christianity. And, yeah, that is a part of Christianity as a set of beliefs, but in general, that's not how most Christians act. I would actually say that the opposite set of behaviors is both more realistic and more seethe-inducing.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - 1 Corinthians 13:13
Atheists don't realize just how much of the Bible is about love, because they generally have a viewpoint that God is an evil Hitler-esque dictator. And while an argument could be made that this is true, an argument could also be made that this is not true:
[16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 3:16&version=KJV) - John 3:16
After all, if God just wanted to toss us all into Heck, why send Jesus? Anyways, you might be wondering why being loving could induce seethe. Well, remember that redditors are absolutely fuming about Christianity as it is. You don't have to do anything else to make them angry - they already are extremely mad. So, how can you make them even madder? Well, the Apostle Paul explains the art of seethe:
[But If your enemy is hungry, feed him. If he is thirsty, give him something to drink. For in so doing you will be heaping fiery coals on his head.](https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Romans 12:20) - Romans 12:20
Being friendly and charming when someone is already angry at you causes people to go absolutely ballistic. For one thing, you are completely ignoring their complaints, and acting like nothing is wrong. For another thing, it causes them to look like buttholes, because you aren't being mean to them, they are being mean to you. (of course, you are subtly egging them on - more on that later). It's also just really funny to watch someone get angry over someone literally not doing anything.
Egging them on 
Now, while being outwardly friendly, we start to passive-aggressively tease them. Remember, the impetus behind your character talking to the redditor is on the one hand out of obligation (Jesus said to), but more importantly, pity. You (subconsciously) view them as a broken, pitiable thing that needs help, and you see sin as a symptom of the disease of sin.
One thing a lot of Christians do that inadvertedly causes seethe is blaming mental illness on the problem of sin (and, tbh, in some circumstances, they are right). Most notably, depression and anxiety. People are depressed because they keep trying to fill their soul with something that can't satisfy, but as a Christian, you aren't depressed because you have the love of Jesus in your heart. People are anxious because they don't have the certainty of Jesus - etc, etc. It's a pretty good bet that most redditors think they have muh depression, so you can just whip that one out anytime you want for a good bit of anger.
I can't prove this, but it is my feeling that part of the reason redditors hate Christians so much is because they are intimidated by how they perceive them to be, in general, better people. I mean, think about it. Christians don't smoke or jack off, two things that losers do. Christians have a reason to be friendly and charming, as opposed to your badass basement dweller. Christians do more for the community than Atheists, in terms of helping out (will an atheist bring you dinner when you are sick?) They tend to be hard workers, and be fiscally conservative. All this combined makes them, ironically, more sexually successful than your average redditor, because those are qualities that are attractive to women. Indeed, a lot of Christians get married young (no premarital s*x) and start pumping out babies ASAP (no contraception needed).
Annoying stereotypes/arguments 
Here are some plausible stereotypes to embody that are sure to get a rise out of our euphoric brethren.
I Fricking Hate Science 
If there's one thing redditors love, it's their hecking science and rationality. Well, the Christian has the perfect, seethe inducing answer to science - faith. Now, faith is a tricky word to define, but it can be summed up as "believing in something because you believe in it". IE, a refusal to change your beliefs. Christians may disagree with me on the specifics (there is this debate over "blind faith", ie I have faith that the sun will rise but I have reason to believe it) but I don't really care, I'm not here to preach a sermon.
The fact that Christians have no proof that God exists usually seems like the strongest slam dunk to atheists, which makes Faith so seethe-inducing. You completely refuse to acknowledge their strongest argument, while also invalidating their entire belief structure.
thank u based @Dramarama
You're only mad because you know I'm right 
This one is a fun one. The bible says that everyone actually secretly knows that God is real, they are just in denial.
Humorously, this verse reminds me of subs like /r/egg_irl, where people "figure out" that they are trans and just in denial. Atheists are akin to transphobes irl? Anyways, this verse is great for seethe because there are two possibilities. They either seethe because you are claiming that they are something they aren't, or they seethe because the verse makes them very worried (more likely). The intended effect is that people ask - am I in denial?
Jesus: Living Rent Free in your Heart 
Okay, so this one is going to be trippy. One thing a lot of Christians experience is "the presence of God". It is, in short, an altered state of consciousness, in which a Christian "experiences" God. In fact, I have a theory that this experience, which is invoked by a variety of things, ie music, intense concentration, etc, is similar to the experience of LSD, without the hallucinations. Specifically, the concept of "Ego Death". I am not a druggie, so I have never done LSD, but it is a theory.
Anyways, a lot of people take this experience as absolute, 100% proof that God exists. This is funny for a couple of reasons. Firstly, it is bad evidence - it's a personal anecdote, and impossible to verify. Secondly, and more humorously, atheists simply cannot relate to what is being said, so they feel like they are missing out. Christchads take home another W, leaving atheists seething.
Apologetics for Trolls 
Okay, so the bad news is that there are a lot of good critiques of Christianity. The good news is that your average redditor probably doesn't know these good critiques, and will mostly parrot what Rick and Morty says about it. There are a lot of resources for snapping back at easy atheist talking points. The best is probably CARM (The guy running CARM is a bit of a lolcow himself, but that's another story for another day). For HECKING SCIENCE, Answers in Genesis is pretty r-slurred, which makes for some good trolling.
Here's a few very, very common atheist arguments that continually resurface:
- "but the bible says u can't eat shellfish, why are you eating lobsters? checkmate."
"well soyjak, these instructions were given to the Israelites, who were under the old covenant, but as Christians we aren't beholden to that, instead we are under the new covenant".
- "you know the bible talks about slaves. ha. you like slavery." "actually, soyjak, slavery in roman times was much different than in colonial times, and slaves were, in general treated much better than their modern counterparts. also, the bible neither explicitly endorses nor condemns slavery (IIRC), as Christianity did not have much political power in the Roman empire, instead instructing both master and slave to be good to each other in the system they operate in."
- "if God is so good why do bad things happen to good people?" "it's because sin entered the world because god gave us free will"
- "actually the bible is full of contradictions." "name one" (soyjak then looks up a list of biblical contradictions, and lists one. chad then looks up the same contradiction on a christian website, finds an explanation, and replies with the explanation. seriously, the bible is a finite set of verses, meaning that there are a finite number of possible contradictions - they've all be discovered and debated to death hundreds of years before you were born)
Again, the purpose of me telling you these isn't to convince you that Christianity is correct, but merely to demonstrate how to dab on brainlet atheists who think that they have a galaxy-brain. There are still some pretty good biblical difficulties - for instance, why did god order the destruction of entire states, including women and children? (tbh, they did live in a time in which such brutality was the norm and if they hadn't the messianic line wouldn't have made it to when jesus would have been born, but there are other ideas as well, and in general people nowadays aren't too keen on imagining less than ideal circumstances)
If someone really backs you in a corner with bible verses, remember that you can always just accuse them of taking it out of context and change the subject. This is a pretty foolproof technique and also generates seethe.
Beyond Reddit 
It wouldn't be a HeyMoon post if I didn't dunk on the rightoids, so I will. There is a trend among the alt-right to claim to be BASED Christians. The thing about these BASED Christians is that they generally don't act like Christians or have any real understanding of what Christianity is outside of "Red Man Bad". Be sure to ask these people if they go to church, how often they read the bible, and how often they pray. Also be sure to ask them what they think about the fact that they literally worship a JEW. Also ask them why they hate [PEOPLE GROUP] if the Bible says to love their enemies.
- THOMAS : the 1 in house furry is the 1 not wearing a fursuit
.webp?h=10 "Current Thing (oppose) - Denazify Ukraine!")
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As you'll all know from my post earlier today, I attended the Cabaret Against Hate furry demo and the amalgamated pro women's groups TERFy protest occurring at the same time, and now that ive finally finished the image formatting (and had a few beers) i'm ready to deliver my first certified rdrama field report.
Arrival
Before I arrived @MarKong had already taken a couple of photos, one of himself and one of a dude in an umbreon suit, with the marsey signs (Marcos image is in his own post here https://rdrama.net/post/145031/had-a-lot-of-fun-at)
Upon my arrival at Glasgow Queen Street Station at noon (directly next to the square, across the road) I was immediately greeted by the sight of a bunch of old-timey suffragette coloured flags opposite a group of trans flags (seen below) that were separated by a 10-meter gap complete with metal crowd barriers and a decent number of confused pedestrians and bored police officers
The Terf Side:
The Furry/Trans Side:
I asked a few pedestrians if they knew what was going on and received a few shrugs and a reply from one dude who just said "women" (). Upon making my way over to the square I took a few photos of the crowd and was tentatively approached by a man (@MarKong Himself! very cute
). After verifying that it was actually him (and presumably him making sure I was me) we made our way around the side of the square containing the pro-trans rally, where he pointed out a few people holding his marsey protest banners he'd brought with him:
It was at this time one of my friends watching on the George square webcam sent me a screenshot of myself and @MarKong standing at the bottom of the screen, and we also took a selfie!
(for whoever it was that asked for feet pics you can see my shoes there thats all youre getting)
At this point a dude with a video camera and a fairly expensive looking microphone decided to ask us some questiona about why we were there . Like frick were we saying why we were really there so we got out our generic background stories about "I cant believe such hate exists in the 21st century it's current year" and basically just said why we'd be attending if it wasnt for marseyposting and taking pictures to post on the niche cat forum. he was a pretty cool dude but i forgot to ask if he was with a newspaper so if anyone finds that please let me know (Marco had a mask on and idc i was wearing a hawaiian shirt the entire time)
After our impromptu interview we made our way around the square to
the terf side!
The terf side was actually pretty funny they had a huge banner with the definition of a woman on it but you couldnt see the definition because the crowd was in the way so it just said "woman" in huge lettering, someone else had a flag that said "terf island" on it and there was a woman with a massive red stop sign placard that said "stop pretending" on it that she moved to the front and held up across the square:
We didnt stick around the terf side for too long I didnt want to get too close and some of them were glaring at me so I felt sexually intimidated and left. This is why I only have like 3 photos of that side
Police Drone
The police had a drone but i didnt know it was for the cops at the time according to the sun it was to "give the police commander an overview", have a low res 4 pixel photo of it:
the furry side!
The furry side was way funnier as when we got back this dude standing next to a woman in chalk-white makeup and an arabic headscarf (???) was about to begin the official Glasgow gay/trans furry rainbow sing along!
We also have the obligatory glasgow resident showing up with a sign that just said "frick off" on it
they sang a few songs and it was pretty gay (I have videos but they wont upload to imgur and I cant be bothered uploading them to youtube rn, theres one with a literal 7 year old or so yelling trans lives matter into a megaphone its hysterical). These photos were taken next to a statue covered in banners people had brought, it looked like this until literally half an hour after everyone had left and a street cleaner worker came and took them away:
then we got bored and went to costa, missing the obligatory assault of the day but dont worry dramanaughts someone who wasnt me filmed it and posted it onto twatter, here you go: https://x.com/TheIndyNinja1/status/1622232222664212481
Then me and 
@MarKong decided we were going to get someone to take a photo of the 2 of us together, here it is! (add to sidebar please):
After which everything started winding down and so we got bored and went to a nearby bar, had beers for a bit and watched the 
s leave then i got on a and left
overall review
7/10 unofficial rdrama meetup, not much in terms of actual drama cause the terf side spent the entire time giving a speech out of a microphone they got off of http://wish.com or something and it was more incomprehensible than the average actual glasgow residents we met so idk wtf they were saying, was something about teenagers and women so i tuned it out.
The furries/trans rights people were pretty based they were happy to take photos of me and @MarKong and also held up the marsey signs so you might see them on the news if articles actually get written
there was only 3 actual furries there (one of which was Marco) so it was mostly randoms with flags draped over them and some dude who turned up in a mask and brought his flag in the same rifle bag I used to have which made me unironically think i'd be documenting the first ever IRL shooting to be first posted to http://rdrama.net. Also to whoever said if you see a ginger twink ask if its me we actually did that and confused the frick out of some random so thanks for that
overall pretty good drama and got some good photos so 
, also cheers for the follows ill be sure to post more if and when i get the videos uploaded somewhere
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Introduction 
In 1991, a group of 13 individuals bought a small piece of land in the middle of the desolate and dry desert of South Africa. This group had dreams and hopes of creating a prospering town for its people. However since its establishment, the town has been in an endless cycle of controversy with journoids all across the globe and the South African goverment sneeding that the town is an abomination that shouldn't exist. That town is Oriana.
Knowledge is Power
We must educate and familiarize ourselves with these terms:
Afrikaan - Colonizing Mayos who originated from germany, france, or the Netherlands
Boer - Means farmer but is used interchangeably with Afrikaan since most of them were farmers
Volkstaat - A proposed view to establish an all-white Afrikaner homeland within the borders of South Africa, most commonly proposed as a fully independent Boer/Afrikaner nation. The concept excludes Afrikaans-speaking coloureds and South Africans of English ancestry, yet is sometimes misunderstood to include them.
The Birth of a Nation Town 
Shortly after the end of Apartheid in South Africa in the early 90's, The goverment of South Africa attempted to move forward in bringing all the diverse amd vibrant communities together in pursuit of a functional multicultural society.
Afrikaans realizing that they'll lose their majority rule and would have a harder time passing legislation, decided the best way to show umbrage with the new rules was to seperate and create an ethnically monogamous country of their own kind within South Africa. Unfournately for those Afrikaans they had virtually no chance in their conquest for land against the SA military and general population.
An example image of the Volkstaat the Afrikaan dreamed of creating:
But those subversive Afrikaans noticed a loop hole in the document (and later the constitution) "Accord on Afrikaner self-determination" that they could exploit to their advantage. Specifically the following amendment dealing with minority groups:
The Constitution may give expression to any particular form of self-determination provided there is substantial proven support within the community concerned for such a form of self-determination.
There's an excessive amount of legal jargon that we're gonna skip over because its boring . The key take away is that this allowed for Orania to legally create its own pseudo-Apartheid community. That's exactly what the Mayos Afrikaans of Orania did.
Afrikaan Utopia 
The original purpose of Orania was to form a self reliant society that was built from only the labor of purebred Afrikaans living in their town. Well technically, the original purpose of Orania was to expand in population and create a majority of Afrikaans in the northwestern cape within 15 years after the establishment of Orania. But, this plan was dropped due to Orania population not being able to breed enough and never reaching a population count of more than 3,000 individuals. It never even began for infertile mayos 
However, that isn't to say that the community was a total failure. In 1991, the town was formed by 13 individuals and in [current year] has reached a decent population size of 2,377. The town has made significant progress in growing its economy, especially due to the fact the town is located in the middle of nowhere in a desert.
Their main agriculture export is also pecans
Oriana has also created its own currency (but no one outside of the town recognizes it):
Alongside their own currency, they also have their own president and flag:
Flag is a bit weird looking, but what do you expect from mayos 
Additionally, every house in Orania is built with solar power. This is one of their steps to becoming self-reliant and eco friendly:
So instead of being regular facist chuds they're eco-facist chuds 
Orania is expectionally selective in choosing which residents can move and live there. Generally several requirements have to be met to be granted permission to move there. These include:
Passing several criminal background checks
Having Afrikaan ancestry
Passing an Afrikaan culture test
Interviews with the Orania council members
The requirements ensures that the majority of the town is full of mayos. The diabolical plan was beyond successful. As of 2021 the current makeup of Orania is 97% Afrikaans (Yikes 
). Weirdly enough this has led to Orania having such a low crime rate that the town doesn't even have a police station. .
The town itself is very small with the total land of it being only 3.5 square miles. Orania currently has plans to reach a population of 10,000 and undergo urbanization in an effort to spread the cultural ideals of the Afrikaan "people".
Born from Sneed 
Since it's inception, Orania has been constantly scrutinized and sneeded at for having too much mayonnaise in its town. I'm not even exaggerating either. Every year mutiple sneed articles are written about this literally who town across the world from j*urnoids that dont even live there.
Here's a new york times article from 1994 talking about it. The article also contains this hilarious passage:
Mr. Vaughn, 33, said he moved here [Orania] from Los Angeles after being arrested for child abuse in the beating of his 5-year-old son. "Ach, you can't even give your child a hiding there," he said of the land he left behind. He came to Orania two years ago because he admired the "Calvinist values" and racial outlook, and was warmly welcomed with his wife, Brenda, and five children. A few neighbors objected when they learned Brenda Vaughn is three-sixteenths Cherokee, but, said Mr. Vaughn, "I threatened to beat a few people up and it died down."
History truly is beautiful 
Here are some relevant modern takes sneeding about Orania:
As expected, sneed about this town has been growing every year as the world is forced learning to embrace diversity (Our greatest strength!).
The South African goverment has sneeded at Orania every year and wants the town to be shutdown permanently and to accept South Africa's rainbow nationalism policy. But the town people just ignore the SA government since they have never taken action once against the town since its creation 21 years ago
Panyaza Lesufi is a parliment member that despises Orania so much that he's called for the abolition of the city full of "mindless racists". Weirdly enough, the majority of the Orania population don't even consider themselves white but rather Afrikaan.
Let's head to the some current year drama of this irrelevant town 
Twitter Drama
Recently there was post on this site that revolved around a fragile mayo strangling a black boy for swimming in a mayos only pool. This conflict sparked discourse about racism within South Africa, and of course people began discussing Orania:
Based. Everyone should stay in whatever country their born and never be allowed to move or immigrate
This guy is unironically right. For all the news coverage and sneed that Orania gets for being on stolen land, they occupy only 3.5 square miles. But they live rent free in the minds of the South African population.
Every race should be able to practice their culture except the ones I dont like!
"If they won't accept willingly, than we'll make them accept us with force"
Lmao at European rejects
Volkstaat is an account of an Orania citizen. They post constant updates about the town and the different projects the townspeople are working on. Great place to find drama since people are always sneeding in the comments
That's our land you must return it or pay rent for that piece of land
The Afrikaners actually did purchase the land from the South African goverment before they established their chud-town. It also led to the displacement of about 500 African individuals who lived there. However, I feel that the goverment is more to blame for this but who knows?
What did he mean by this?
Develop my guy... tell us when you are done then we invade our land
Oh that's what he meant
Reddit Drama
Some dramatic reddit threads on Orania:
Yeah and given how they are treated by their peers, I can’t really blame them.
Won’t someone please think it the racists!!!” How is this back bush shit upmarseyd??
Most of these people weren't even born when it was abolished tough?
your point is? You think there isnt a knock on effect of past events in modern society?
If we want to move forward as a society we must hold grudge and hate from years ago and never let people forget what their ancestors did (This but unironically)
Why? Shouldn’t people be allowed to decide who can be in their community?
Final Thoughts
So far the fate of Orania and its Afrikaan individuals reamins unknown. The hate for the town grows every year from South African citizens and the government but it looks like it's going to go nowhere 
in the next couple of years based on past trends.
If you do have time, you should definitely check out the history page on wikipedia or other sites. There's a lot I couldn't include that was somewhat interesting given the long history of the town.
Either way I hope you enjoyed this lengthy read, no better way to end the year with one final effortpost for 2022. Have a wonderful new years friends!
- BromiteShill : reepost
- breakcore : second for should be a by
- SmallNips : Grammer is a wh*te supremacist construct
- blazedraper : Trans lives matter
- rulefollower : nazi apologia
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Shoe0nhead on her way to once again use her massive platform to provide the neo-nazis in her audience with fodder they can use to justify the murder of gay people but this time the day after another Anti-Gay terror attack. https://t.co/hYraPVxYgb pic.twitter.com/eKXR9ZNIl9
— Xanderhal (@XanderhalTV) November 21, 2022
Our adventure starts with this tweet from Shoeonhead:
This situation blew up in the media and ultimately resulted in Balenciaga leaving twitter (Misinfomatiom they left twitter before this whole debacle) and deleting all of their instragram posts. This sudden act led to more suspicion of the "luxury" brand where 
,
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,
begin to discuss whats going on:
Some people begin to 
some weird connections:
While some choose to notice quietly others will notice loudly 
He's just not tapping on the sign he's banging on it!
Yikes sweaty! This could be interpreted as problematic in current year! And thats exactly what happened when Destiny knock off Xanderhal found the tweet and malded 
at shoe by tweeting out:
Fans come out to defend Shoe saying this is overdramatic
Shoe responds to the last tweet by saying:
Hilarious that it's only terminally online 
. Lefties sneed at this tweet with one 
responding:
what are you trying to imply here shoe? cuz it kinda sounds like you're trying to imply something.
Shoe what did you mean by this? More seethe ensues:
Some trains actually attempt to defend shoe but get quickly derailed by others
You love to see it
Nuance Bro chimes in
What’s your issue with her Balenciaga coverage? Are you on Balenciaga’s side?
Bruh do you not see the neo nazisMy neighbors dog is a fascist
Others call out Xanderhal for his insane takes:
Unfortunately, the drama ending is anticlimactic with both shoe and xan blocking one another. So we'll end it on a smuggie!
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- JimothyX10 : Unfunny, uninteresting and unrelated to drama
- pH : Funny, interesting and related to drama
- Blackpokemon : That's a lot of words that can just as well be "I'm Jimothy"
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So, /r/hobbydrama is going private indefinitely or something and a lot of people in their community are upset. In yesterday's thread I (and many other users) had the ingenious idea of inviting some of them to this place. In case you are unaware, most of the best posters on this site (if not all of them) are previous /r/HobbyDrama long posters. There's @dont_log_me_out,
@ticktocktrain,
@loli_esports, me,
@kaamrev, and perhaps the most known being
@PlsNope. Also, if I had to guess I'd say that at least half of this site regularly reads /r/Hobbydrama's weekly scruffle post which usually contains a bunch of short threads dedicated to certain topics. These stem from niche drama in Otaku culture to discussing whether Abby Shapiro's or Milana Vayntrub's breasts are larger. In both cases, the answer and all arguments are meaningless hevel that stems from those discussions being a nothingburger deluxe but you haven't really lived until you have discussed recent patch changes in Final Fantasy or something and how you're totally going to quit this time.
Hence, it was finally my time to reach out to our distant yet so close brothers and sisters and lead them to the promised golden land of rdrama's effortposters. I tried at least a couple of different approaches and thanks to my unconstrained autism I have somehow managed to at least get them to check out this site. Unfortunately for me (and for this site) the drama community already has a very negative reputation even amongst the longposting neurodivergents of /r/HobbyDrama which made this entire endeavour a lot more strenuous than expected, but see for yourself:
At this point the discussion swapped to different online places they can migrate to. One of these is called lemmy which is a link aggregator for the fediverse. You shouldn't really know what this means unless you spend your free time posting questionable young anime girls but lemmy (like all online discussion platforms) has some issues too. In fact, they quickly dropped the idea after seeing this:
Consequently, rdrama seems like a much better place, r-right? So I got many of them to check out the site ... BUT there was a post calling /r/hobbydrama users neurodivergent on the frontpage that you can not miss and all hope was immediately lost :
Also, they literally got filtered by one of the rules (Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment):
@jesus got his own shoutout
:
In maybe my favorite screenshot two of them are confused by mundane rdrama lingo:
And to end this discussion, someone told a totally true story about reading hobbydrama at a conveyer belt sushi bar only to get harassed by a troublesome /r/4chan user:
Nevertheless, I don't think we are that different from them. Their weird obsession with the Danish belle @\PlsNope is very similar to ours. Apparently, she was a regular among their weekly scruffle threads and she has (rightfully) gained a couple of followers due to her Chris Hansen post that were shocked at her quick assimilation into the dramaverse. Does this mean she was an undercover agent the entire time or that drama users aren't a hardcore gatekeeping cvlt as we keep to say? Who knows really, it's funny either way:
Anyway, I don't think all hope is lost as some of them have retained the ability to see how good the underlying framework of this site is claiming they could steal the framework and make it their own.
So in summary I have failed to achieve something although the fundaments for a blossoming friendship between /r/hobbydrama migrants and /r/drama rejects are definitely within tangible reach.
- Nixoncrats_for_trump : Crab music video.tard
- CyberDefenseIndia : hey ive seen this happen before!
- free_palestine : who? the word reminds me of kafelki
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TLDR
Short summary of events that have occured over the past couple of days:
Keffals and two other trains were in a twitter space where they debated transphobic chuds over trans issues. Leftoids sneeded at them for platforming nazis
Keffals called out ChaosIsMel (A trans tankie) for being an ethnonationalist neo nazi (Mel denys the ughyr genocide) and called her a fake Korean that was raised by rich mayos.
Keffals said the r-slur
Keffals made a joke about doing a gayop where her fans would make "picrew tenderqueer" twitter accounts to troll around in that space by being neurodivergent and pretending to be black to delegitimize black queer folx (During black history month!)
Next section is going to be a more indepth discussion on the situation. If you want more drama skip the next section
Longer Context
Anti Chinx sentiment
A couple days ago a clip from Keffals stream blew up on twitter for criticizing trans Tankie, ChaosIsMel for her ethnonationalist positions (wanting the best for her own people):
The tankies came out the woodworks to acuse Keffals of being racist against asians.
Black trans folks been told y'all she's a racist but no one wanted to listen
Keffals finds the tweets and provides vague receipts of Mel comparing herself to Nick Fuentes and claiming the ughyr genocide and holodomor aren't real
Picture of the receipts:
A brave French kang drops into the conversation to call out Keffals for leaking DMs:
Keffals then posts asks the dude why he doesn't trust jews lmao
very cool opinion now tell us what you think of jewish people
Ableism 
On stream she also said she needed a "r-slur break" and that she "can't keep listening to r-slurs":
From what I've gathered, the insult isn't toward anyone in the homo/train community but rather against a transphobic chud (Based)
100% Pure homo beef
Tender queer is a term used by leftoids to talk about other fragile sjw leftoids, it's equivalent to rightoid of "snowflakes". You've probably recognized them by seeing the common profile picture used by anonymous trans account:
Fun Black History Month Fact
Tenderqueers are the quintessential stereotype of leftoids. They use pronouns, tone indicators, and pearl clutch at every micro-aggression. The tenderqueers have been on bad terms with Keffals because it seems no matter what she does she's causing irreparable damage to black trans womxn.
Alongside with the r-slur tape, Keffals also (jokingly) called for a gay op on the tenderqueer community:
Keffals suggest her community make diverse piccrew twitter accounts and infiltrate the picrew twitter community. This in turn would cause word to spread that there were problematic imposters 
among them leading to all of the tenderqueers turning on one another. Unironically a great plan because it would probably work. I suggest we do the something similar
However, Keffals meant it as a joke (obviously
). But, supposedly some of her followers seemed to actually make accounts to do some vile trolling. An example of their chuddery:
Collateral Drama
The tenderqueers have also sneeded at ErinInTheMorn for being closely associated with Keffals and refusing to call out the heckin racism Keffals has been involved in
Gotta love a good vague threat
NOOOOOO NOT MY POC TRUST
Blk Queer folx Drama
Imagine how much further society would be if we listen to black trans womxn instead kf just being chuds
I'm guessing probably not
I love that everyone in this community is a schizo
Not the unfolllow
Train Drama
Keffals was recently in a trans debate panel where Keffals, ErinInTheMorn, and that train lawyer Alexandria debated transphobic chuds for a couple of hours
(someone with absolutely no idea how to combat fascism) here's how we combat fascism
This is who calls you a chud online
Pure neurodivergent drama
This is a good thread to checkout because Keffals and Vaush actually show up in it several times
Non leftists thread about the drama
Well she deserves to be cancelled in light of this new information
She deserves to be in prison for helping minors mutilate themselves.
The trans people getting common W's also chimed in on the drama:
Final Update
Apparently Keffals has lost over 7k followers over this drama. Some of her followers are panicking as well:
- Igor_Konashenkov : Thinly veiled racism.
- MenAreWorst : Igor can go frick himself, great post OP
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Background Infomation
Chakabers is a African moid instagram influencer with over a million followers on his instagram. He travels around taking pictures in Africa. This website describes him as spreading social justice by:
producing content on pan-Africanism, spirituality and education, millennial humor and vegan lifestyle. His content also includes his own first-hand contributions to improving the lives of under-resourced global communities.
Social justice? 
This is Africa 
Our story begins with Chakabers taking a trip to the great pyramids in Egypt as a way to return back to his roots of being a former kang (more on this later). But during his time there he encountered trouble. In a reply to a now deleted tweet he claims:
I cant believe this! Why would the Arabs (Egyptians) do this to this poor African man?!? Well it turns out that Chakabers during his trip to the pyramids, conveniently left out some details that would change the story. On his Instagram he posted this picture:
For those of you who are typically when going to historical sites you don't want to climb on the stuff there. I know it looks fun, but it's against the rules and the local population wont like it.
Shortly after posting the previous picture, Chakabers posts this picture to his instagram:
Here's a video in where in the first couple seconds shows what happened in the intial encounter. You can stop watching once the foid starts talking because I summarize what she’s saying in one tenth of the time. Foids lmao:
In the video Chakabers calls the Egyptian moid telling him to leave an Arab. Chakabers is also shocked that he has to leave "his ancestors temple". Chakabers goes on to purity test the man asking of he's really an African. Chakaber says to the man "Your skin doesn't look African and that it says Arabs". Typically, Egyptians don't like being called Arabs because it's considered racist or xenophobic or something like that.
Additionally Chakabers posted this picture but I wasn’t able to find context on when or where it occurred. I assume it's after the intial encounter,
But either way highlights his attitude toward mayo Egyptians (Arabs):
Some lore and the Arab question 
If you haven't picked up on it, Chakabers has certain feelings toward Egyptians that many would call "problematic". Chakabers doesn't believe that Egyptians are the actual Egyptians but just mayo/arab colonizers. Chakabers unironically believes in the idea of "We wuz kangs" being reality that is suppressed by these chuds. In a tweet he posted around the same time as his trip he wrote:
Further proof is of this claim is provided in a hilarious tiktok he posted on his account. In the video, Chakabers is walking around an Egyptian museum filming the statues with the caption "No nose. We all know why" with spooky music playing the background. Implying the mayos took the noses off so kangs wouldn't realize the truth
Chakabers has also gotten into previous related incidents unrelated to this one. Some of which include: Doxxing a someli doctor that promoted the covid vaccine, "Questioning" the coof vaccine, and Islamophobic comments (yikes). So he's a bit of a controversial
Always double down no matter what
After Chakabers posted the pictures to his instagram he started picking up hate from mostly Egyptian people since they were the most affected. While most would just apologize and try to move on from an incident like this, Chakabers has a different approach. Double down and call the Egyptians racist colonizers. He tweets out:
Obviously many Egyptians wouldn't take to kindly to being called racist colonizers so slapfights breakout on who's pigment was actually that of the Pharoahs:
the “colonizers” in the question look at them, they ain’t YOU
In a lot of the tweets you'll find a lot of followers of Chakabers ideology posting boomerbook-lite "memes" making some vague connection implying that African kangs were actually the real kangs. Weirdly enough no one actually provides a source that isn't some shitty jpeg
Chakabers further goes on his tweet spree and says:
To be honest I dont really know what he's talking about or how it applies to his other arguments but GO OFF KANG. Funny enough someone then posts the picture of him hanging off the tombstone walls to counter his point about "disrespecting dead bodies".
Chakabers then shifts his position to actually not giving a shit about North Africa because they're all racist:
People in the tweet begin unironically using physiognomy to actually determine the descendants of Pharoahs:
south sudanese are of Nilotic ancestry, they weren’t the creators of ancient egypt, nor do you have anything to do with them, yet you went into an Egyptian temple and said “my ancestors” you have a severe identity crisis, i recommend taking a DNA test
Finally, Chakabers ends his argument by tweeting out a link to the Wikipedia page to the Trans-Saharan slave trade and says:
What happens next?
This story is still relatively fresh so we'll have to wait and see what happens next. Currently some Egyptians are taking this seriously and trying to get Chakabers banned from coming to Egypt:
I wont lie I hope our Egyptians kang gets banned from his homeland. The drama that will arise from that would be amazing. I'll keep you kings (kangs) updated on the situation. Until next time!
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Y'all prolly heard bout this incident. It's proper for gentiles to remain ignorant, but a friend asked for an explanation so, having already decided to write it up, I'll let you in on the tea.
The Beginning
Orthodox Jews fall into three camps.
1. Modern Orthodox: follow halacha (jewish law) but have jobs, wear modest secular clothing, shake foids' hands (eg. Ben Shapiro)
2. Yeshivish: most have jobs, wear 1950s clothing, usually won't shake with women unless pressured to
3. Chassidish: many don't work, wear 1850s clothing, don't shake 
Obviously other differences exist.
Hasidism started as a pietist movement in the 1700s. Chosids all follow a spiritual leader named a Rebbe who holds court and is basically a king or dynast. Bobov hassids follow the Bobover Rebbe, Amshinov chasidim follow the Amshinover, etc. It's an inherited position. Sometimes the old rebbe appoints one son as the heir, sometimes he splits his following between sons (one in New Jersey, one in Israel, etc), sometimes he doesn't say much and there's a leadership dispute.
Sometimes a rebbe dies without a successor and a new one never arises. These are called "dead hasidim" 
Chabad-Lubavitch
One of the oldest khasidic dynasties. They get their name from the town of Lyubovichy, in white Ruthenia, where many of the early Rebbes held court.
The 6th - or Frierdiker - Rebbe died without a son.
His son-in-law inherited. Guy you might have seen before.
Menachem Mendel Schneersohn: the Rebbe.
An extremely beloved, interesting, and powerful leader. At 17 he'd already memorized the entire Talmud - thousands of pages of dense and obscure Aramaic - with commentary. The author of hundreds of books, innumerable letters and speeches. He founded thousands of institutions.
During his life the Rebbe had fled from the Soviet Union, the Nazis, France. In New York, he made his court at a building in the neighborhood of Brooklynn - today bougie and expensive, then working-class.
The address? 770 Eastern Parkway. A building so iconic in Judaism it's known simply as 770.
Chabad's Mission
The Rebbe saw that many Jews by the 60s and 70s had only a minimal connection to their religion due to American integration and other negative spiritual factors. Most were far from the fold not on account of a deep seated atheistic conviction but because their parents had integrated, were overcome by their desires, feared antisemitism and wanted to spare their kids, or whatever. They were like infants captured by idolaters in battle - a halachic status which made them unaccountable for their transgressions done in ignorance 
Many Orthodox Jews were sad but dismissive of the plight of their misguided brethren, seeing it as a lost cause. Most Orthodox shuls did not do outreach, have special programming, or do anything else for secular Jews.
Not the Rebbe. He sent dozens of his devoted followers to every city in the US and many outside of it, especially places with no Orthodox community.
They wouldn't charge for access to the house of worship (common in most other synagogues) or wait for Jews to come by - instead, the Rebbe's emissaries (shluchim) would go to Jews where they were and bring mitzvos to them. This is called mivtzoyim.
In the process Chabad shliachs had to deal with many novel things like learning English, interacting with scandalously clad women, etc. They did so admirably, remaining true to halacha while tactfully navigating the secular world.
The Rebbe's campaigns led to tens of thousands of Jews and Jewish families returning to Judaism and are seen as an unmitigated success across the Jewish world, inspiring most other denominations and branches to start their own outreach programs, and even forcing secular Jewish movements like reform and conservative 
to put on fun events lest their congregants desert en masse. Many of the returnees joined Chabad-Lubavitch and became disciples of its chassidus. Even secular and non-observant businessmen donate to it as part of the mitzvah of helping a fellow Jew.
Trouble in Paradise
During the 90s, the Rebbe, already an old man, got sick.
His followers were in great torment. Nobody had inspired this much fervor - nobody could ever fill his shoes. Especially as the Rebbe had no sons or daughters - all klal Israel (the Jewish nation) were his children.
Many chabadniks even believed he was moshiach. Note that this isn't a deity or the "son of" a deity, whatever that means, in Jewish thought:
A king will arise from the House of David, who is learned in Torah and occupied in the observance of commandments as David his ancestor. He will compel all of Israel to walk in the way of the Torah and reinforce the breaches (in its observance). And he will fight the wars of G-d.
One who accomplishes these things is a potential moshiach and deserves to be followed. The actualized moshiach:
Is victorious over the nations around him. And he builds the Temple in his place. And he gathers the dispersed of Israel.
On an infamous day in 1994 - Gimmel (3rd) Tammuz by our calendar - the Rebbe died.
The Chabad community were thrown into disarray. Emotions ran high and within each community, every group, each family of Chabad, people reacted very differently.
Some were sad but accepted it. They would keep the memory and teachings of the Rebbe alive, without central leadership, but fulfilling his mission. Yes, he was worthy of being moshiach, but had died, which according to the majority view, renders one unfit for the status.
Others refused to believe it. The Rebbe was moshiach. Either he had died and would be resurrected or hadn't died at all. Maybe the tomb was empty... They became known as meshichistim (messianics) - the first group, as antis.
An extremely small proportion of the second - mostly women, ignorants, and the insane - went as far as to claim, contrary to all halacha and Jewish thought, that not only was the Rebbe moshiach, he was even, heaven forfend, G-d himself.
History enjoyers will note the parallel to the passing of a certain oily fellow of the 0s
Lubavitch Today
The movement was split. In such an environment christians disaffiliate from each other and muslims wage jihad. We close ranks. All Israel is one nation, one family, and even a big disagreement like this is not enough to cause bloodshed or enmity. (Paul's mistake was bringing in gentiles. Shat the whole thing up)
Chabadniks agreed to maintain their institutions - synagogues, study halls, houses of learning, charities, etc. - by consensus.
Mostly, it worked.
In general, the majority of Chabad adherents are, in public, anti; the most egregious claimants otherwise are technically shunned by the movement. In their own settings, most do affirm that the Rebbe was or is moshiach. There's a push-pull between emphasizing his holiness (+ messi) and not turning off the entire world with crazy claims (+ anti)
The older ones, who actually knew him as a living man, are more likely to be anti. The much larger younger generation - a hasidish movement's demographics are closer to Niger's than anywhere western - lean messianic. Like the wokies of the western world, meshichistim wormed their way into many of Chabad's educational centers to spread their ideology to gullible youth.
The worst mashichistim attend or attended the Chabad yeshiva in Tzfat, in Israel. An institution that was extremely subverted by the aforementioned process. Lubavitchers from the land of Israel tend to be much more messianic than American ones for sociological reasons I don't feel like getting into. Double whammy.
Many of the tzfatis go putting up stickers like these:
Tunnels under 770
770 itself has faced a lot of issues. As the center of the Chabad world, every claimant wanted it, or at least a piece of the pie. This featured acrimonious legal cases and battles, both in the Jewish juridical system and secularly.
After many years, a court gave ownership to a consortium of educators and general representatives of the worldwide movement.
In practice, the synagogue - which every devout chabadnik has been to, prayed at, and loves - is governed or controlled by gabbaim, who are older, respected men. However, many bochurim (unmarried youth) visit and live there or nearby for a year. It's a popular program within the chosidus. Israelis especially get special religious visas just to come and study at 770.
You can see where this is going.
Over time, the number of worshippers, and especially meshichistim, at 770 has built up very high. One factor is the birth rates, which of themselves would mean an increasingly crowded building. More to the point, messianics revere the Rebbe's building more than antis. Also, certain gabboim at 770 encourage meshichism. It brings in donations to the site specifically, instead of the rest of Chabad's institutions. Lastly, tzfaty youngsters who overly revere the Rebbe - many descended from recent returnees to Judaism or from broken family backgrounds - have a huge presence at the site.
Everyone agrees 770 needs expanded, but the planning and permits process to expand a building in New York City, the den of the Democrats, is not fast or easy at the best of times. Imagine with the decentralized state of the Chabad movement today. Many of the meshichistim in particular believe the Rebbe gave them an order to expand the building.
At some point over the past couple of years, some of these bochurim decided enough was enough. They found an abandoned mikveh (Jewish ritual bath) nearby and dug a long butt, big butt tunnel from it to the shul. Furnished with beds, a study hall, etc.
Recently the building commission, fire department or some other fake jobs program found out and got mad. Apparently it's a structural risk to the building 
They shut down the lower story and brought in cement mixers. The bochurim responded by rioting and disconnecting the cement mixers 
The NYPD came in, evacuating the whole building til further notice and arresting dozens of bochurim.
Now everyone's mad. The elders are realizing the problem with letting meshichism spread so easily and widely among the young. Many think Chabad needs to recentralize or at least establish a committee capable of handling issues. The bochurim are upset their friends got arrested for a righteous cause. Everyone hates that a couple of youngsters are making Chabad and the Jewish people look bad. This is a big deal in Judaism as it leads people to desecrate and disrespect G-d, who is after all G-d of the Jews in particular (and the world in general). The cops, being antisemites. are glad they got to arrest Jews: the only winners in this debacle.
Now you know the whole story. The vids are worth a watch if you wanna see bochurim hit cops with benches 
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The setting 
So this past weekend, the Pokemon World Championship happened in Japan. It's where the biggest nerds best players gather to compete for the title of world champion in the various Pokemon games. The oldest and probably most prestigious of these contests is VGC - the video game championship. It's exactly what you'd expect: people use the newest mainline games (Scarlet and Violet at this time), bring six mons and battle each other. For reasons only The Pokemon Company (TPC) understands, instead of using these six mons to battle one-on-one as most players would suspect and as 99% of these games play, the VGC format is choose-four-out-of-six and use them in a double battle (2-on-2). While this is a bit of a tangent, the important takeway is this: TPC does not particularly care about competitive play, it does not have its finger on the pulse of the community and is frankly pretty much r-slurred when it comes to handling the biggest media franchise on the planet. 
But this year, they did something truly heinous - they actually tried to stop cheating. 
Gotta catch 'em all - or do you? 
Competitive Pokemon has a bunch of boring rules, but the relevant one for this drama is one that has existed in a form similar to this since the very beginning:
As a little background, Pokemon games have been hacked for a long time. And as early as 2002 (probably earlier, not gonna bother checking 
), people figured out what 0s and 1s you need to build a little monster. This resulted in programs like PokeGen, where you can easily generate (or "gen" as it will be commonly called) a Pokemon with whatever moves, abilities and stats you want with the click of a button. I really cannot overstate how simple this process is. Naturally, this is a big help for people really serious about battling: no need to bother with all that tedious catching, training and breeding of perfect Pokemon, you can just cheat and get them instantly. Of course this goes against the spirit of the series and the fairness of the competition, hence the rule against manipulated mons. And surely TPC with all its money and influence is very serious about checking and enforcing this rule, right? 
Well, no. In its usual incompetence, TPC did little to nothing to inspect for manipulated mons. Aside from checking if your Charizard has Hydro Pump, they really didn't care. And without punishment, people started cheating. A lot. Here is someone analysing teams from last year showing just how widespread cheating had become, especially in the West:
Note that these checks could easily been done by TPC itself to stop the most obvious offenses, but they choose not do that. Until this year. 
TPC, in a move I can only assume was sheer coincidence, actually realised that as part of their relatively new Pokemon Home service (a storage for all your Pokemon to move them between games), they 'tag' Pokemon that have been stored. Among other things, this tag can tell if a Pokemon had its stats changed in an impossible way since Home last saw it and, perhaps more importantly, it also shows that any mon that would require a transfer through Home (such as those only available in older games) yet lacks a Home tag was obviously injected into the game through illegtimate means. And for once, they actually used the cowtools at their disposal to check for cheating. And the result was LOTS of top players getting disqualified.
The drama or "what do you mean I can't cheat?!" 
Now in any other game, you'd think that cheaters getting ousted is a good thing and the community would celebrate. But not in the VGC community. Almost 20 years of almost completely punishment-free cheating have made the practice so widespread and accepted, players actually grew entitled to it. Here's one demanding respect for his noble non-effort:
most prepared VGC player:
Well that's silly, surely there are more reasonable takes. Ah yes, this looks better.
I tried trading for the mons with a reputable trader, but the mons didn't pass
Here's the paste I was gonna use, sorry y'all. I'll do better next time
Just calm acceptance, surely a role model for the com-
We know that Pokémon can't do this with the primary genning method being a third party software.
A bunch of people sympathetic towards cheaters because, you know, they paid money to be there and stuff and obviously nothing is their fault 
I honestly feel awful for the people who spend $1000s to compete at Worlds to then just get DQ'd.
Some true competitors display a real sigma grindset and try to get legit mons at the event at the last second:
(this is not actually the context of this image but it popped off and is funny so there you have it 
)
Now as people kept bitching about being disqualified and it started to cause a fuss on twitter X, naturally a lot of more casual observers became involved. And of course, those more casual observers saw people cheating, saw they got disqualified and started to wonder just what exactly the problem was here? Isn't this supposed to happen? Our brave competitors were quick to adapt of course - they needed a justification. And they found one in accessability. Clearly, expecting people to actually go through the effort to catch and train your mons legitimately is totally unreasonable:
Expecting people to put some time into their hobby when they're trying to be the best in the world?! Oh the audacity! 
Aside from the time investment, a bunch of people also tried to argue that's it's just way too expensive to compete. It costs like, 200 bucks a year. Who can possibly afford that for a hobby?
But again, people quickly pointed out that a person buying tickets to fly to tournaments all around the world can probably also afford to actually buy the fricking games they wish to compete in 
and that the Pokemon games have made it increasingly easy to build a competitive team. Gone are the days were your IVs (your Pokemon's genes, basically) were set in stone. Every game throws more shit at you that makes catching and training mons in exactly the way you want more and more accessible. But our brave cheaters have an answer to everything:
Note: Shininess makes a Pokemon have an unusual color and is completely irrelevant in battle. 
While I'm sure this person included this in jest, it's still very funny to include it in your super serious list to justify cheating.
And if all else fails, there's always one completely bulletproof defense - "who cares lmao" 
:
I would say cheaters getting banned is a very good look for any game, but that's just me. 
Yeah man who cares that training and building your team is supposed to be part of the competition. He clicked the buttons so shut up. 
No blunder not you too I actually really like your content Though he hasn't played an actual mainline game in a decade so it's expected I guess 
Though that last post raised an interesting point, which others also noticed - you could get disqualified for using a Pokemon someone traded with you, not knowing it's illegitimate. But how could this happen? Surely there's a way for you to check if your Pokemon is legit? Surely TPC would prohibit these trades and use the same checks it uses for tournaments to also check mons ingame?
As it turns out, TPC in their endless incompetence just tells people to not use one of the core features and selling points of the franchise - trading:
Just a little side note to keep you updated in the stellar performance of TPC to do anything.
Side drama
Not content with only one dramatic event, TPC really raised the bar this weekend by also failing to properly set up their consoles, leading to disconnects and sudden deaths. 
And to top it all off, at the end of the event they announced the location for the world championship next year - HAWAII 
Aside from people feeling it is somewhat poor timing, it also lead to a sizeable donation from TPC to the hawaiian recovery. Of course, this also invited the usual suspects to tell people to boycott the event because the natives hate tourism and it ruined their island and imperialism and all that stuff. You know the drill, typical twitter lefty stuff. Not really unique to Pokemon so I don't wanna get into it. Knock yourself out if you really care.
Conclusion
/vp/, 4chan's Pokemon board, summed it up like this:
In my personal opinion, this is a good move. While I sympathise with the people who really only care about battling, the fact of the matter is that Pokemon games ship as monster catching, training and battling games. The first two aspects are kind of a big deal. Gotta catch 'em all is the fricking tagline (or was). If you truly don't enjoy these aspects, that's too bad. Pokemon Showdown is a pretty popular Pokemon battle simulator. Just play there if you don't want to bother with the rest. Of course, then you lack the prestige of the official Pokemon world champion, but guess what? If you want to be the best Pokemon trainer, you need to actually train your Pokemon. That's the fantasy these games are selling. Deal with it. 
PS: This was my first effortpost, be nice. 
EFFORTPOST
Since literally no one cares enough to make a thread about this, Concord, AKA ResetEra: the Game, possibly one of the biggest financial flops in media history, and the peak of the corporate genderslop religion that has plagued Western media for the past decade, had a peak of 697 players, lower than Suicide Squad, Redfall, LOTR Gollum, games from 30 years ago, shitty indie hentai games, bear in mind that Sony spent 300 MILLION USD and 8 YEARS on this slopcore masterpiece! 
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Not kidding: I was reading about this game on various websites but.... this is all so fricking boring, dull, soulless.... just repugnant to look at, to the extent that I even got bored of the meta-drama surrounding it, and got distracted by other topics, so the threads and stuff that I am about to link here are already inactive because of this.
Either way, this game looks ugly, talks ugly, smells ugly, sjws pwned ebic style wokes on suicide watch total chud victory yadda yadda blah blah I do not even have the energy or enthusiasm to explain this shit, even redditors are pooping on the game and the trend of intentionally ugly character designs in Western games, but religiously proclaim "not to offend certain people, but...." first in order to not be excommunicated as a heretic. 
Sony deserves a prize for making something so uninteresting that even its critics are getting bored of criticizing it!, it is bad even from a "so bad its good" or "play it ironically" perspectives, even /r/GamingCirclejerk is finding it difficult to defend something that everyone except r-slurs on ResetEra liked, the image in the OP is the only meme fanart that I was able to find, but other than that, there is nothing of a community for this game, no fanart, no memes, no soyjaks, just nothing special. 
Random images and memes blah blah:
Here is your team of badass and sexy heroes, what happens when you put ResetEra r-slurs in corporate positions:
R-slurred dev 
and pisses off even fellow r-slurs who are being sympathetic towards zxim:
https://steamdb.info/app/2443720/charts/
ResetEra cultists religiously praise the clergy of their religion no matter the cost:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/concord-debuts-on-steam-with-600-player-ccu.962340/ !ranchers
GamingCirclejerk begins turbocope mode, they now agree that the game is utter dogshit, but not for the reasons that le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders think:
When you do not win money your performative bullshit dies down: Sony removed and blacklisted the "LGBTQIAP2SBIPOC+" and "Political" tags on Steam to avoid getting filtered by le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders:
The logical conclusion to the Tumblr-BIPOC-Fatoid-ResetEra-MenDrawingWomen character design: Their characters are so repulsive that Concord has probably broke the record of the first AAA game by a big publisher in history to have ABSOLUTELY NO RULE 34 ART OF IT, A DAY AFTER ITS RELEASE, WOKEOIDS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PULLED WHAT ANTI-PORN CHRISTIANS COULDN'T 
Streams of Diddy Kong Racing has more viewers than Copecord streams! TOTAL MONKE VICTORY! 
No comments:
Doom, a game from 31 years ago, running on a dogshit Steam port, also has more players than Coomcord 
KotakuinAutism declares total chud victory on the same day as the 10th anniversary of the sub 
/v/ threads:
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686594840
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686591018
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686562214
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686582367
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686615024
!g*mers !chuds Discuss woke game cringe, fatoids cringe, go woke go broke, yadda yadda, I am going to sleep after a rough day, God bless yxll
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A Texas man on a date who paid $40 to park, only to learn inside a Houston burger joint that he was scammed, allegedly went back and fatally shot the man posing as an attendant and then returned to his date, according to court records. https://t.co/ZblbqzxndA
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 28, 2023
Context
News article about the incident
A went on a date with a women and while they were lookong for parking the scammer ( Elliot Nix) came up to them saying they could leave their car in the parking lot for $40 dollars. The later learned from an employee at the restaurant that the scammer didn't actually work there so excused himself from the date to go to his car to grab his gun and kill the scammer. He then went back to his date after killing Nix.
Unfortunately, the police started looking for him and the foid ratted him out. But some are speculating that he'll get away with it because of some based laws in Texas
Yee haw
Free him he did nothing wrong
Drama
The courts:
Nix faced two misdemeanor charges from 2022. One was for criminal trespassing and theft of less than $100 and at the time of his death. He also had multiple prior criminal convictions dating back to 2006, including for theft and trespassing, according to court records.
Surely this timehr would have changed his ways
"Why are so sensitive about people stealing your stuff chud?"
Reddit Texans Discuss
Imagine killing someone and going to prison over losing $40. Darn.
Prison is a good place for a sociopath.
Agreed. The way he calmly walked back to his date like nothing had happened was scary.
I agree. The murderer is obviously a total sociopath and deserves to be in prison, but I don't feel a whole lot of sympathy for the thief... I'm not sure why everyone else here does.
Enjoy being a pos that thinks 40 bucks is worth a life.
when did I say that? Did he “deserve” to die? of course not… I just think we need to make the best of a tragedy…the silver lining of this mess is that we as the public, won’t need worry about these two anymore…I don’t feel sorry for the thief or the murderer…I’m that the way I am choosing to look and think about this…
Gotta love the governor is gladly enabling these kind of people.
So what is your solution?
Comprehensive gun reform and gun buy backs.
Nobody is closing that Pandora's Box without bloodshed. 40M guns in Texas and for quite a number of people, their firearms are part of their personality. You might say "but Australia...". Between October 1996 and September 1997, Australia bought back 650k guns. Thats not even a dent in 40M. Im sure some of you wont like facts.
So we should do nothing then…?
Its tool usage. Mental health issues ares a major contributor to the misuse of said cowtools.
Vote 🗳
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Babe wake-up, (not actually) new anti mayo slur just dropped
Terms to Know
Haole - Translates to "sharkbait" and is a term used by native Hawaiians to describe mayos. Doesn't have to be degeratory but it can be
PoA (People of Aloha) - Any native/local Hawaiian
Anuhea the lolcow
Meet Anuhea Nihipali, our star lolcow of the thread. Anuehea is a native born Person of Aloha (PoA) who has amassed a following of over half a million on her tiktok due to her social activism and her "comedy". You may actually recognize her from this infamous tiktok:
. Her online career alone could be it's own effortpost, but to keep things short here's a summary of some of her defining characteristics:
Being a foid that is constantly posting lewds, and then going onto complaing about being sexualized
She is a part of the LGBT. With her pronouns being they/them, and being a bisexual
Neurodivergent to the point where she doesn't understand sarcasm
Terminally online
Social justice activist and leftist(?)
Person of Aloha
Now I want you to keep the last two points in the back of your head because those are going to be the most important aspects from here on out.
Blood and Sand Nationalism 
In a previous post I made, I linked to drama revolving around what I have termed "Tiki nationalists". Tiki nationalists are often younger native Hawaiians who have adopted a "blood and sand" ideology in which they believe that the haoles unjustly stole and annexed Hawaii from them and that their native population has a blood right to their own land free of outside invaders (mostly haoles). Hhhmm I wonder where I've heard that before?
A majority of the seethe that comes from tiki nationalists arises from the mere existence of the haoles. Tiki nationalists can be often found in expressing their hate for the subhuman haole all over twitter:
Our lolcow, Anuhea would fall underneath this term. A majority of her social activism comes from sneeding about how haoles are terrible racists and how much she hates Amerikkka for denying Hawaii it's sovereignty. Anuehea expressed this sentiment:
Which judging by the queen comment makes me think that she's a monarchist 
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Anuehea has also had interactions with other lefty lolcows like Hasan Piker 
. Where she criticized Hasan for wearing a Hawaiian shirt to Coachella:
Leftist purity testing is always a treat to witness 
. Now after reading all this you probably have the following question in your head:
: But Nips, isn't she just a generic white foid?
Spoilers:
Nonetheless, that's enough background infomation so let's get to the drama
Naked Bodies aren't for your pleasure sweaty 
Weirdly enough our drama started a couple weeks ago, when someone on a boat with famous capeshit actor Jason Momoa posted this video of him fishing while almost naked:
is how most people on twitter reacted to the video. Keyword being most.
Eventually, the video circulated onto Tiki nationalist twitter, and the outrage began. The pearl clutching began with Anuhea posting this tweet:
maybe if you see someone in cultural clothing you shouldn’t start sexualizing them
The audacity of these people to sexualize an almost naked man 
. People not understanding Anuhea's outrage attempt to provide a common sense response for what probably happened:
But this reasoning is unacceptable to Anuhea. She responds by posting the nonsensical caption of the video, implying most people should understand that the rag Jason is wearing is indigenous clothing
The previous person correctly points out most people don't even read:
I'm truly going to doubt that people even read the caption
While most people would accept this as a valid answer, it wasn't enough for Anuhea. She comes back the next day with a short novel of tweets:
Anuhea proclaims that haoles are too stupid to see the problem and refuse to educate themselves. She goes on to say how she's angry at the world that the rslurred haoles don't take her peoples problems seriously.
The haole chuds of twitter begin to make fun of her for being a haole:
Wanting to educate people against their will is a colonizer stance. checkmate.
I may have c*m on my face but you're still white 
Anuhea being the terminally online checkmark she is continues to double down and call out the haoles for being racist savages:
Chuds start pulling up pictures of Anuhea's mom to make fun of her mixed race genetics:
Another PoA named Maddie shows up to defend Anuhea, saying that 
this is the exception to rule:
Maddie continues to peepeeride for Anuhea by constantly arguing with haole chuds.
The building pressure gets to Anuhea, and leads her to posting this bold claim in a now deleted tweet:
Unfortunately for Anuhea, this claim wasn't true and led to her sperg out getting more mainstream attention. A twitter user named River posted this tweet laughing at Anuhea:
People hanging onto the margin of error on their 23andMe like their life depends on it
The tweet blows up and people begin to point at laugh at Anuhea. This pisses of the tiki nationalists and they begin to dig through Rivers twitter profile for any dirt on him and come across these leaked DMs between River and a person with Bart Simpson as their profile picture:
Apparently River was talking to another person on twitter and was so enamored by said person that he performed a c*m tribute onto his own face to show his love. River claims these pictures are fake, but I reject this narrative and choose to believe its real.
PoA continue to pile on River claiming he's a stupid fricking chud for dismissing Anuhea ancestry and using "blood quantum theory":
Anuhea subtweets the c*m caked haole by saying:
Island Traitor
There's a lot going on with the racial purity testing and c*m tributes, but if you're big brained you'll remember that all of this drama kicked off with the video of Jason Momoa fishing naked on a boat, and tiki nationalists defending him from the culture less haoles that sexualized him.
Unfortunately for the tiki nationalists, Jason Momoa leans further into the haole fetishization and did this on Jimmy Kimmel last night:
This causes the tide turn against Jason Momoa, as tiki nationalists unknown to him are appalled by this degenerate act and begin to recant their support for him:
This news eventually makes it way to Anuhea who is devastated by the act, and doesn't understand why he would do such a thing after she adamantly defended him on twitter. In a series of tweets she writes:
Literally went balls to the wall defending and trying to redirect the horrible online attention he was receiving. Now look. This is so embarrassing for him and it shits on every Hawaiian who tried to stand up for our culture a few weeks ago.
I was being dragged on anti indigenous accounts and teased for blood quantum and being called horrible things just to have him go and do this. Its so fricking embarrassing for everyone involved
Slap fights begin to occur, when haoles take issue with Anuhea calling Jason a pick me. Anuhea proceeds to call the haole ignorant:
The fight continues with Anuhea claiming a greater understanding of Hawaiian culture than Jason Momoa, proclaiming if was actually educated he wouldn't have done this:
… I doubt that his knowledge outweighs mine bc if it did he wouldn’t do this bubs
Or his opinion on it differs from yours..
The haole still not understanding why this is even issue, receives this reply from an outside observer:
You don’t understand, there’s no such thing as having fun when you’re Hawaiian.
The twitter thread further devolves into r-sluration with PoA trying to find any loophole that would allow them reject Jason from their Hawaiian bloodline:
Born here and has indigenous blood, just grew up in Iowa with his mother. He’s Hawaiian regardless of diaspora.
Others PoA take different approach and claim that he was corrupted by (((Hollywood))):
All while this is occurring, haole chuds are having fun laughing at the tiki nationalist pearl clutching:
This but unironically
Funny to me that you mad at aqua man when you literally dressed up like a cow and put thirst trap pictures up. Surfs up dude.
Unable to reach the minds of haoles, Anuhea once again attempts to lecture and berate the uneducated haoles. Because if it didn't make the first time, surely it'll work the second time:
This is where our story ends (for now ). If you made it this far, thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it. Im sure we'll get to see more drama from the tiki nationalists community in the near future. They always seem to be complaining about something lol. Enjoy your weekend kings!
- Assy-McGee : Joan is the president of the Pen-15 club
- TheUbieSeether : BORING
- DickButtKiss : that ink is full o radioactive material. use geiger counter on it morons. ironically its a result of
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Wuzizname
: Marsey still writes with pen & paper
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Greetings,
Back in the day people used to write words on pieces of paper. I know this is alien to most of you zoomers that think emojis evoke anything other than cringe and derision BUT we didn't always used to have iPhones and your penance for making that okay is dying from climate change. WITH THAT IN MIND - The fountain pen community is in absolute fricking shambles and it's so fun.
SO - Fountain pens are fancy white people pens that you fill with ink and shit and you use them to write fancy stupid shit on pieces of paper for gender reveal parties and funerals. For literal decades of years the German company LAMY has been the top c*nt of this world - they sell the fanciest pens and they sell the BEST ink that everyone uses and they essentially set the industry standard for all of the people that write shit on pieces of paper.
In 2016 LAMY released a limited edition pen and a limited edition ink to go with it - this ink was Dark Lilac. This ink was like the bees fricking knees. Impossible to recreate - had a golden sheen - did black-to-blue-to-purple like WOAH - this ink was impossible to ignore and no ink company has been able to replicate it since. This ink is basically the best thing to ever fricking happen to anyone ever.
LOOK AT THAT LIFE CHANGIN SHIT
LAMY has never re-released this shade of ink despite it's obvious cult status and most think it's because they literally can't - this was a flash in the pan accident at the factory and that's why no other ink company has been able to replicate that shit. WITH THIS IN MIND - mere days ago the LAMY company advertised two new limited edition pens and two new limited edition inks Safari Pink and VIOLET BLACKBERRY.
THE WORLD LITERALLY EXPLODED YALL
The fountain pen r-slurs were having the world's largest tard rage over whether or not this VIOLET BLACKBERRY was going to be DARK LILAC AND OMG FUFCKING SLKDFJLSKDFJLKSDJFkjk
1500 tard rages later LAMY released a statement saying that Violet Blackberry was an homage to Dark Lilac BUT keep in mind they did not say that it was Dark Lilac but NO ONE cared because they said the words "Dark Lilac" and everyone went absolutely fricking feral.
TRAGEDY
European and Chinese re-sellers bought up ALLLLLL of the Violet Blackberry ink and started posting them online AS Dark Lilac (Temu grade shenanigans basically) because LAMY said it was an homage and no one knows what the frick the word "homage" means anymore because you all only speak in fricking emojis BUT bottles of legit Dark Lilac previously sold for literally thousands of dollars because it was a legit ONE TIME thing that cannot be replicated by any company ever because it's probably full of lead and cancer but when these bottles of Violet Blackberry started filling the market as a cheap version of Dark Lilac people went INSANE and bought them all because DARK LILAC OMG.
TRAGEDY AGAIN
https://x.com/mikeycpa/status/1763633921294524728
SO everyone bought the fake Dark Liles and then once their little prezzies came in the mail they realized that THIS SHIT AINT DARK LILAC OMG - quelle fricking surprise.
https://x.com/sarah_cone/status/1763646231765557748
This new "Dark Lilac" didn't even fricking work half the time and was awful but those c*nts at LAMY never said it was Dark Lilac so everyone that bought all the fake shit overseas for wayyyyyy above market price for regular ink were just r-slurs that couldn't read, right? WRONG
LAMY chose the path of evil and released a public statement that Violet Blackberry was "in fact" also Dark Lilac and that you should totes keep buying all of those shitty bottles of Violet Blackberry under the assumption that they were Dark Lilac from shitty Chinese resellers.
Why they did this is beyond me but it didn't hold water for more than 8 hours as anyone that had used the new ink KNEW it was totally nothing like the old ink. Twitter tards called bullshit and got LAMY to make a statement and the statement was that they were "sorry about making the ink release with the name Dark Lilac" EVEN THO THEY DIDNT EVEN ORIGINALLY DO THAT. Total bullshit to cover up their re-seller shenanigans.
https://x.com/aidandvg1/status/1762578872837746932
SO no one bought any of their bullshit and twitter was INSANE about this shit. The backlash was so severe for two days and then LAMY as a company decided to SELL THEMSELVES TO MITSUBISHI - this happened literally hours ago. Totally insane. Everyone was laid off and LAMY as a company like literally DOES NOT EXIST anymore other than as an online retailer-front.
All because of a stupid fricking fountain pen ink.
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