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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-11 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?/r/GenZ (433K)64%15528
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits./r/AskCanada (67K)56%1806
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Joe Rogan about Elon Musk and DOGE: "People on the left are complet.../r/XGramatikInsights (128K)52%831
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Hating Taylor Swift doesn't make you cool or different./r/Vent (394K)61%927
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You cant say "Guys arent even given a chance" and then tell women ".../r/PurplePillDebate (136K)55%699
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜It's Google maps official now boys..../r/MURICA (349K)66%787
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why is moving the people of Gaza the biggest red line ever?/r/IsraelPalestine (96K)55%560
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜If Musk buys Chat GPT I'm considering cancelling my subscription./r/ChatGPT (10M)64%627
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜To err is human. To really frick things up requires government./r/austrian_economics (51K)53%428
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Guys, I'm really worried/r/Ameristralia (34K)55%441

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?/r/GenZ (433K)64%15528
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits./r/AskCanada (67K)56%1806
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Guys, I'm really worried/r/Ameristralia (34K)55%441
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Based as frick/r/ProfessorFinance (10K)54%119
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Teacher cancelled homework for rest of year/r/AskTeachers (31K)53%329
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜To err is human. To really frick things up requires government./r/austrian_economics (51K)53%428
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Facts, not opinions/r/SnyderCut (21K)45%131
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Tired of fascist Republicans and loser Democrats? Join HVDSA./r/jacksonmi (5K)48%29
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Joe Rogan about Elon Musk and DOGE: "People on the left are complet.../r/XGramatikInsights (128K)52%831
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Elon: "The @DOGE team just discovered that FEMA sent $59M LAST WEEK.../r/EmergencyManagement (13K)50%77

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Multitasking: Kash :platyrich: Patel to be named ATF :marseyatfagent: Director

In addition to being FBI director he's gonna do this, which is carzy. At least the last guy was a life-long ATF agent involved in the Waco massacre and gun control advocate

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/547036-biden-to-nominate-gun-control-advocate-as-atf-director/

literally a fox in the henhouse or some other applicable allegory situation :marseypearlclutch:

https://media.tenor.com/aDIdk80_5RQAAAAx/foxes-fox.webp

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wtf now i love zoomzooms
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I am unbound.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739599160yYHvH27LMjBrkQ.webp

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Husband watches as hot Japanese MILF takes 30 men at once (into her Udon restaurant)
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payment approval officers at Treasury were instructed always to approve payments, even to known fraudulent or terrorist groups. :marseythumbsup:

!chuds

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https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-readies-new-1-bln-arms-sale-israel-wsj-reports-2025-02-03/

700m of bombs and 30m of armored bulldozers made by Caterpillar

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Mark Hamill :marseyskywalker: Leaves Guests 'Horrified' :soycry:As His Pants :marseymonsterpenisshadow:Fall Down While Presenting BAFTA Award :marseyawardretard:

https://media.tenor.com/b2ALIjuhFyMAAAAx/luke-skywalker-star-wars.webp

article with video on :marseychud: news site

https://www.westernjournal.com/video-raging-trump-hater-mark-hamills-pants-fell-live-tv-isnt-joke/

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Music Thread :marseyjamming:
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Haha jk they're Israeli :marseygoy:

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https://preview.redd.it/rusian-stock-market-this-morning-after-trump-peace-plan-v0-hycp0ioxfvie1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=26cfe001b27c656855f70323bbf426b0a068dd6e

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Gooning is totally political even Hitler gooned

When you goon you're performing a political act and the way you coom says a lot about you, your values, and your place in a shared community. We need to take your views and considerations into account when designing a equitable future for our children. However, when it's time for COOM. There's no need for any of that. You don't even need clothes. Just bring your hands.

https://media.tenor.com/RsYfBoAYqTIAAAAx/its-all-in-the-hands-bradley-hall.webp

https://media.tenor.com/pTkx5ncn82cAAAAx/luffy-breakdown-one-piece.webp

For centuries we've had debates on how to handle the powers of COOM. Some cultures let GOONERs run free, as you see with the Sentinelese. They live the perfect life for gooners. NAKED all day long. Boobas on display. No work, no insurance, no renewing medical aid schemes, no Alexander Forbes foundation, just coom. Other cultures have tried to hold back gooners, eventually these became traditions like marriage and with that, r*pe became illegal which changed the game for gooners forever. That began the evolutionary arms race between GOONERS and FEDS. And if that's not bad enough, you've got to worry about OPPs trying to take your GOONING customers from you bruh. You can't learn the coom hustle in school you've got to live this shit aint no textbooks on gooning like we goon in this b-word.

https://media.tenor.com/RrnDAs6mNmQAAAAx/demon-seaman.webp

https://media.tenor.com/D4QAAlQzGrAAAAAx/phatearl.webp

https://media.tenor.com/N_Wql0qsGVUAAAAx/meme-dauiabri-eval-meme-face.webp

Nah but Imma keep it 100% wichu this site good ya'll lil bros doing ya'lls thang just don't get too big for your boots. And remember to pay respects to the fallen soldiers in prison, dead, we've lost a lot of good brothers to this goon shit for real. We need unity. Aight imma light this blunt and goon hard. Shit's good as frick yo. Can't stop gooning. How much do you goon?

Now lastly, you gotta remember we categorize our gooners as either: organized, disorganized and mixed. My organized gooners got COOM calenders and sheeit. they're all about that OPSEC because they're paranoid about the feds. Me? I'm a DISORGANIZED coomer. If I meet with the feds I'm gooning it out and until then, I'm gonna EJACULATE BLOOD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

https://media.tenor.com/hdts0gqh4vcAAAAx/cat-cat-shocked.webp

Stay cumming for real. And PIRATE your PORN DON'T PAY NOT ONE DIME SHARE THAT SHIT NEIGHBOR

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 22 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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You ever think about leaving the internet?
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I mean it really is his fault. She clearly refused the sacred holy sacrament of the government religion Redditors praise. It's an unforgivable sin and there is no atonement.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739458799uXGYpvDwqriilA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739458800IFLVrOSMufVUjQ.webp some people r demanding a recast because theyre cancel happy cute twinks

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Fоíd jоurnоíd sауs: ZСļСnskуу just рubļíshСd thаt 57% suрроřts hím nоt 3%

FΠΎΓ­d gΠΎv: Γ­n vΠ΅rhΠΎvnΠΎ rΠ°dΠ° (Π Π°rΔΌΓ­Π°mΠ΅nt) ΠΎnΔΌΡƒ 9% suΡ€Ρ€ΠΎrts hΓ­m

@duck wΠ΅ nΠΎw gΠΎt Π°nswΠ΅r whΡƒ hΠ΅ dΠΎΠ΅snt Π°sk Ρ€Π°rΔΌΓ­Π°mΠ΅nt tΠΎ СļСсt hΓ­m :marseyxd:

GΠ΅nΓ­us Π°ΔΌsΠΎ tΠΎΔΌd hΠ΅ dΠΎΠ΅snt Ρ€ΔΌΠ°n tΠΎ bΠ΅ fΠΎΕ™Π΅vΠ΅Ε™ Ρ€Ε™Π΅sΓ­dΠ΅nt Π°nd wΠΎuΔΌd ΔΌΠ΅Π°vΠ΅ Γ­f UkΕ™Π°Γ­nΠ΅ Γ­s ассСрtΠ΅d tΠΎ nΠ°tΠΎ, Ε™Γ­ght nΠΎw. HΠ΅ Γ­s mr ΠΎxΡƒmΠΎΕ™ΠΎn

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David Hogg became DNC's vice chair
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entirely beloved

from

_ Boisvert

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UNEXPECTED CPI rise (again)

Shockingly the CPI (customer prices index) has risen again to 3%, nobody in the country could've predicted this happening.

Of course, this doesn't mean much of anything when prices seem to be entirely arbitrary, as seen by this monstrosity

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740073723y9tWe54OvNR8Vw.webp

Alongside non-existent wage growth

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740073723h9BLUj5tdXIoLg.webp

Results entirely in the obvious choice to get out of this country as fast as I can. But the next vote will fix things surely. :marseyflaguk:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17398184344NXvSkBw4Elzcw.webp

!poll_voters !male feminists

The younger brother told investigators that he would see the teacher and his brother "exiting the 1st-floor bathroom together, both wearing towels and wet."

The sister told detectives that the children would sleep in a shared room on the second floor but frequently noticed her brother would not be in his bed the next morning and would instead be sleeping in Caron's bed with her – the victims' younger brother, who was eight years old when he started living with the teacher, also said the same in a statement to law enforcement two days later.

One night while the younger brother was supposed to be sleeping, he told police he witnessed Caron, then 26, molest his brother, 11, while they were on a reclining chair watching a movie with a blanket over them.

In 2019, following the birth of the child, the victim began permanently sleeping in Caron's room and started to keep clothes in her dresser, according to the younger brother to police.

According to the criminal complaint, the crimes were first raised to police following a darning Facebook post by the victims' father who called out the uncanny resemblance of Caron's son to his son on December 12, 2024.

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