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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Me giving @pizzashill belly rubs after a long night of embarrassing himself.

Community Note by @sit_on_my_face

This is a raccoon not a user of this website.

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Make the left Jedi Anakin Skywalker... we're falling for the fascists as well, some of us (Italy) already have fallen.

:#speechbubble:

https://rdrama.net/images/16553170226723607.webp !eurochads !soyteens

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Bay area rationalist death cult, or something? The Zizians

Not sure how many people follow the rationalist types but you probably have heard of or read stuff from Aella, a strangely neurodivergent self-described "whorelord" who loves using big data to do things like share her orgy planning performance.

https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1id8pd7/string_of_recent_killings_linked_to_bay_area/

https://sfist.com/2025/01/29/suspect-and-possible-cult-member-makes-court-appearance-in-vallejo-killing-as-further-links-revealed-to-other-murders/

I haven't gotten that much into it but looks like the homicidal members have a disturbingly common trait. Assigned male at birth, perhaps :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382777419ykSs4VwzCGnaA.webp

Somehow Republicans and Christians are involved

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738277670aJc_9CMtsb9CvA.webp

Although this group is based in the bay area (Vallejo mostly, I think) they're associated with murders in PA, VT (including a border patrol officer recently) and faking their deaths to avoid court.

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Day 6 summary of 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus

vincent draws his match with magnus, meaning.......bozo magnus is out, from his own tournament :marseyrave: :marseyrave: was busy so havent looked at his postmatch whines

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1intwjz/keymar_eliminates_magnus_carlsen_in_semi_finals/?sort=confidence


hikaru fails to win and gukesh refuses to win. after 3 draws, their 2nd tiebreaker is going on

edit: gukesh is victorious, in their bid to not win a match. (he lost if you are neurodivergent)


back to the main highlight, world no 2 caruana vs no. 31 sindarov

neighbor caruana accepts draw in a totally winning position and when i say total, totally. -5.3 on the eval bar winning. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739382551-jamnQY7sIbKEA.webp maybe the reason was he had a min on the clock and sindarov had whopping 24. whatever is the uzbeck version of voodoo, its working

they then had a nailbiting tiebreaker - that was a draw too and are currently playing their 2nd one. sindy will win it!


funny post of the day https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1invf93/highlight_enthralling_commentary_during_fabi_v/

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Woman driver identified
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:marseyleafpearlclutch: Canadians are super pissed... : PrepperIntel :marseyrake:

					
					

OP

Canadian here. Not sure if this is PreperIntel worthy but just reporting something I've honestly never seen in my life. Canadians woke up today feeling super patriotic. And super pissed. Not that we aren't usually patriotic but we aren't a bunch of flag wavers. It's more a quiet patriotism we keep to ourselves. And we are generally a polite and reserved bunch in general.

Not today. Holy... the mood in Canada is ... PISSED.

Most of the anger is aimed at your current head of state but also at your country as a whole. Not so much individual Americans. You will be perfectly safe traveling through Canada or visiting. But there is outright anger directed at any product with a "Made in the USA" flag. Every store in Canada is going around with maple leaf stickers marking the "Made in Canada" products. Consumer boycotts are springing up organically across the country. The talk is really sort of ... ugly.

I get the sense there has been significant damage done to the US Brand in Canada. And I don't think it's confined to Canada. I have friends in the UK who say the same. They are also just frankly pissed beyond all reason. I expect it's the same across Europe.

Hopefully it dies down. It's absolutely non-productive and unCanadian. America and Canada have been ride or die BFF's for a century or more. I live in Arizona 1/2 time and I love LOVE it here. I have yet to personally meet an American I didn't genuinely like. You are good people. You do not deserve any of this.

Unless of course you voted for this. In which case... hope you get everything you voted for and then some.


:#taylaugh:

also RIP to /r/prepperintel, it has turned into just another 'Drumf le bad' subreddit :marseylibations:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738762622BmQ95YQIteoF-A.webp

:marseysurej#an:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738762622l2mZCXhrEDM8tg.webp

https://media.tenor.com/x4X8Yi-w-e4AAAAx/serious-this.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738762623Qd8YCv4t3q4vOg.webp

:#marseycheerup:

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!soren !anime !2dgooners !coomers !sigmastacies REMEMBER THE MOTTO SISTERS: ratsex + ratlove :#platyblushreal: :#twerkingfurry2: FRICKING GALENTINES SISTERS LETS. FUXXING. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP :#carpafroparty::#carpafroparty::#carpafroparty::#carpafroparty: :#marseyparty1: :#funkykongwtf: :#funkykongdance: :#funkykongtpose: :#funkykong: :#donkeykongdance: :#kingkrooldance: :#carpexcited: :#marseydance: :#fatdance: :#donkeykongdance2: :#ratvibe: :#nikocadoavocadodance2: :#mariodance: :#shmleep:

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Marsey b-word slaps the entire animal kingdom :carpslap: :chudslapped:

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japanese dudes rock

honestly it's kinda mindblowing hearing stories about japanese teenagers like, ages 12~14 just. quitting school, leaving home, and just traveling the country following their favourite bands, being supported by their online friends and other people in the community, and just spending their time faking their age hanging out at bars and adult clubs that they aren't supposed to be at. cause it's like. from an american perspective the immediate reaction is "holy shit how are these kids not in serious peril" but then it's like. "how are they so lucky and so safe that they get to just do this without their lives getting ended in some way. how are they so lucky that doing this has actually improved their physical and mental health cause they're no longer stuck at home or stuck at school, and can instead find the places where they belong at and just thrive in those spaces". like kids literally stop being suicidal because they get to live their lives the way they want to

it's just mindblowing cause this kinda shit would straight up never work in the usa. and like, japan is by no means a country where crimes against minors are uncommon, and yet that kind of lifestyle is still possible for them, and it's just like, man.

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Koran Burner Salwan Momika Shot Dead in Sweden : news

					
					

Surprisingly he lived a long life after burning it

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anyone good at making fake groomercord screenshots?

dm me

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Petition to ban groomercord users

:#marseydisagree:

So problematic

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:marseyblackcock:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739600245OeoUDZWfZWma0w.webp

@BWC

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A complete accounting of the 20 SOFT RANGS OF POWER we just lost.

Geopolitical Analysis

"We lost the 20 rangs of soft power because of Drumpf, we need them ALL", says the geopolitical experts on ARR SLASH DRAMA @nuclearshill @JimieWhales

"We don't need ANY RINGS", says @Dude

You're both wrong. :marseywingcuck:

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

If one ring rules them all, the lesser rings are COMPLETELY USELESS!!

They're cuck rings, they literally bind you to the One Ring.

While we're wasting our taxpayer money on the 19 cuck rings, CHINA is taking the One Ring for herself. That's geopolitical suicide.

USAID knew this, so... why are they wasting our money?

Simple.

FRAUD

Rangs of Soft Power



Here's an accounting of the 19 lesser rings we WASTED our money on:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Musical in Ireland

2. Transgender Opera in Colombia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031VX3yVrdY5t_0SQ.webp

3. Peruvian Transgender Comic Book Series

Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

4. Electric Vehicles for Vietnam

5. Tourism Promotion in... Egypt.

6. "Condom" Purchases for Gaza

7. A Fish Farm in Afghanistan (That Was Immediately Abandoned)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959030iD8Q92gAOVhOuQ.webp

8. A (Failed) Sesame Street Adaptation in Pakistan

9. A Mango Farming Initiative in Haiti (That Didn't Sell Any Mangoes )

10. DEI Advancement in Serbian Workplaces

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031y99tu0YOBSq87Q.webp

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

11. S*x Reassignment Surgeries in Guatemala

12. A (Failed) Program to Teach Kenyan Youth How to Use Instagram to Become Influencers

13. A Reality TV Show in Afghanistan to Promote Democracy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031G1f6esLK16oL-g.webp

14. Training Mongolian Yak Herders to Use Social Media

15. A Gender Studies Degree Program in Bangladesh

16. A Climate Change Board Game for Young Activists in the Philippines

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031zMRL0FFoDuLf0w.webp

17. A "Hip-Hop Dance for Empowerment" Program in Senegal

18. A Workshop on Writing Feminist Poetry in Kyrgyzstan

19. A Program to Train Ukrainian Farmers to Write Grant Applications in English



Not only did they spend millions trying to acquire 19 worthless rings, but they LOST FIVE of them. The sesame street ring, the fish farm ring, the Mango ring, and last but not least, our Kenyan Influencer ring was pawned for a Dodge Hellcat.

All this to say we only needed the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL, we only need the AIDS ring for teaching Africans not to pound sand into their foreskin. Obviously Mordor refers to Africa because it's "Where the Shadows Lie". Shadows are black, what else is black? You guessed it. BIPOCs.

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ChairForce airmen living their best life and of course this b-word is triggered :marseysalutepride:

:#marseychadfoid:

Sounds plausible. Someone lost a bet is another option. But rightoids of Twitter will do their thang.

Thank you God Emperor Trump, decimating the military for having fun will definitely keep us safe.

Even I'm getting tired of seeing the word "woke"

Apparently, yes

:#marseytakit:

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travelling with peepee pump tube

					
					

For all the guy nomads, how do you carry your peepee pumps? The tubes are big and fairly fragile. Any tips for keeping it secure?

:#marseyconfused2:

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Pikmin

!mensfootball

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I had a dream last night where I had a boutique that sold shit like this and other super high end audio stuff and I had a super cute wife that worked there too and would sit on my face whenever I wanted. Then I woke up to my normal bullshit.

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*crunch* *chomp*

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MFW the Chinese show up with a 30x numerical advantage :marseyevilgrin: 30 times more targets
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Really cool alien looking frog :marseyneat:
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Hey girls! :marseywave2: Did you know the Arch logo is just the shadow of a Linux user :marseyautismchonker:
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IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY POST CUTE ANIMALS ITT

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333784bMxfPfR2JRpYNA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333785BziiX4WkjV5UIg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333785rnw1Q_-8vQ-4Zw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17383337851o_ZqV3o9xb6pg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333785qbRQBKUZ9yj_YA.webp

YES, I shamelessly stole these from /r/tinyorangekittens

POST MORE CUTE ANIMALS

!animalposters DUTY CALLS

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