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Most impressive civil "servant" on suicide watch :marseyfilmingdeath:

					
					

>the very backbone of American government, the HR of all HR ...

:marseyeyelidpulling:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693rJNXcRZ8vPJwZg.webp

You, working honestly :marseysulk:

Government KING clicking delete on a legitimate email (most work xhe's done this week) :ratvibe:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693W98GCuhAes7xdA.webp

They're too nice :marseycrying:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693AnTyooMlwHXKvw.webp

Smartest fed :pepewtf:


Dipshit deep dive!

Meet /u/aqua410, Baltimore bureaucrat par excellence

Given the area code and how much she loves her sassy black woman gifs, you'd think she's one herself...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693wopqIQJGhPfdEA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693-kSmW9vpXMpskw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693QseOyCBGM-Tp9w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693-hWCwV7Kv00Jcg.webp

PSYCH!

Balding white b-word :pepewtf:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694slZF_5SkAWjzNQ.webp

Probably lightskin tho

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380236945Dj5038WvMYffw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694zNTsIq_TkBQh-g.webp

Besides not knowing how to google "metadata", she's doesn't know FB owns whatsapp:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694UQIN3D3Gk0nrRQ.webp

Or why people don't just hack Elon Muskrat out of existence :marseyrick:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695jIkZT7-Qc32tsw.webp

Life is hard for a black woman in tech :marseysadge:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695NwZtEYG6ZcMo-Q.webp

She makes up for that small lapse by being extremely knowledgeable on laws:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695pkZ9iGfv-4KT-w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695owM5nJeBFz9MbA.webp

:marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695_LRbs_1uJKm6-g.webp

:marseythonk:

Early life

Jews take great pride in being ΧžΧΧžΧ™Χ Χ™Χ Χ‘Χ Χ™ ΧžΧΧžΧ™Χ Χ™Χ "believers, the sons of believers" - an unbroken lineage of faith in and loyalty to G-d from the times of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Similarly, this middle aged mammy is unfireable, the daughter of unfireables:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694zQD692sSBR2kHQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694cbdWekDcGIRo_Q.webp

Sadly, they're not supportive enough of her having to... go back to work :marseyrain:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695v0_ynxU4ETvy_g.webp

She shuffles around lazily between agencies

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694UZ3VrTBFkMvbqA.webp

Deleting every email she doesn't like

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694iKZFAH2A3kPapQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694ctrQgrKXsEq_HQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695DsrR-EWXsOcUHw.webp

Pooping up everything she touches

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694n8kT3KLrtIbCsA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694hmEB3TqhDAlyxg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694eRLEKEkRCxU2cg.webp

Unfortunately, the country will fall apart if we can't reach her after 3:30 pm :marseydepressed:


Weigh in!

Which of the following metaphors best describes the role of HR in an organization?

  • backbone

  • visceral fat

  • metastasized stage 4 lymphoma

:marseybeanquestion:

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EFFORTPOST UPMARSEY THIS :marseyupvote2: CSS osu! (Game on @YourAlterEgo's profile)

CSS osu!

Also posted on WPD

I made a simple version of the circle clicking game osu! with HTML and CSS. I was mostly finished with it around December 4. You can find it on @YourAlterEgo's profile. It's on the desktop site only. If you're using a laptop, using a mouse is recommended.

To play it, you click the circles when the ring (approach circle) gets close to the circle. The right time to click is around the time the ring turns white or when it almost reaches the circle. You can click earlier or later if you want. If the anthem starts at the same time you click the play button, it should somewhat sync with the song (it's not perfect).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17350679917QFCvp173sJPEQ.webp


Play here on @YourAlterEgo's profile (Desktop only)

If the anthem autoplays or the game lags, try it here:
https://reddreamer.nekoweb.org/cssosu/

The above site is a static web hosting site like Neocities or GitHub Pages.

Click here if you want to vote on polls asking whether you played and liked the game. They're in a comment because you can't have <details> and polls in the same post.

Comment what you think. If it glitches out or doesn't work, comment what went wrong and what browser you're using. If the anthem doesn't play, try closing other rDrama tabs that have audio playing.


Assets

rDrama version (Copy and paste it into your bio and profile CSS if you want)

Non-rDrama version

I tried making a .zip, but Furryfox (Firefox) kept calling it a virus :marseyconfused:

https://files.catbox.moe/imovff.zip

The song is a nightcore (sped-up) version of Lucky Twice - Lucky. I got it straight from an osu map (.osz file) with the same song and edited it to start shortly before the chorus.


Questions

If you have other questions, ask in the comments, and I might answer.

1. What is osu!?

It's a free-to-play weeb rhythm game where you click circles while listening to music. This is the game's website. You can try an unoffcial web demo like I did if you don't want to download it. On the actual game and the web version, you can use Z and X to click, which is easier than clicking with the mouse. They also have sliders and spinners, which aren't present in this CSS version.

2. What is CSS?

Cascading Style Sheets, a language used for styling webpages. You can use it to change the color of text, add shadows and glows, change the page's layout, add background images, add simple animations, and so on.

3. Is there an indicator for early and late hits?

No. I tried to track early hits by adding another <details> element that would be animated to toggle its visibility (and therefore clickability). There would be 2 <details> elements you could click, and clicking the one that appears earlier would mean you hit early. However, this caused issues with the circles not responding to clicks, so I gave up on it.

4. How does it work?

CSS animations, animation delays, CSS counters, and lots of <details> and <summary> elements

This uses a lot of <details> and <summary> elements. To make the circles and play button interactive on click, they needed to be interactive HTML elements. <details> and <summary> elements (normally used for showing more text on click, like a spoiler button) are allowed in rDrama bios (unlike checkboxes), so they were perfect for this. The <summary> is the actual clickable part, so that is the element that is styled into a circle or play button.

The following is what details and summary normally look like.

Try clicking me. This clickable text is the summary element inside the details element. Hello! :marseywave2: This is the hidden text!
<details>
<summary>Try clicking me. This clickable text is the <em>summary</em> element inside the <em>details</em> element.</summary>
Hello! :marseywave2: This is the hidden text!
</details>

The game screen is a <blockquote>. It has a play button at the start (<details> and <summary> elements), and there are 72 blockquotes containing other elements after the play button, one for each of the 72 circles. The bio looks something like the following.

<blockquote>
<details><summary></summary></details>
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
...
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
#
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
...
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
</blockquote>

In HTML, it would be this.

<blockquote>
	<details><summary></summary></details>
	<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
	<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
	...
	<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
	<h1></h1>
	<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
	...
	<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
</blockquote>

The blockquotes are absolutely positioned and placed around the screen. Inside the blockquotes are the circles (<details> and <summary> elements), the rings/approach circles (<p>), and miss indicators (<h2>). There are also a few <h1> elements between the blockquotes used to mark the start of each section with different colored circles.

<blockquote>
	<details>
		<summary></summary>
	</details>
	<h2>a</h2>
	<p>a</p>
</blockquote>

You might notice the <p> and <h2> elements have "a" written inside them. This is simply because rDrama did not allow empty <p> and <h2> elements.

The approach circles (rings), circles, and miss indicators were all animated with CSS animations. Because osu! has set timings, it's easy to simply add an animation delay to determine when circles should appear. For example, circle 1 fades in 1.13 second after you click the play button, and circle 72 appears 32.73s seconds in.

#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote:nth-of-type(1) {
	animation-delay: 1.13s;
}

The circles, rings/approach circles, and miss indicators inherit the timing from the containing blockquote.

#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote p,
#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote details,
#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote h2 {
	animation-delay:inherit !important;
}

The play button consists of <details> and <summary> elements. When you click the play button, the open attribute gets added to the <details> element, and the play button gets hidden. The game only starts playing the animations for the other elements when the play button has the open attribute. The CSS uses the sibling selector to use the play button to target the other elements.

#profile--bio details[open] ~ blockquote details {
	animation:1.5s fadecircle ease-out;
	animation-fill-mode:forwards;
}

The above means that the circle (the second details) should have an animation named "fadecircle" only after the play button (the first details) has been clicked. The details[open] means that the details element has the "open" attribute. This looks like <details open> or <details open=""> in the HTML. The ~ is a sibling selector. If you write details ~ blockquote, it targets all blockquotes that are siblings of a details element (having the same parent element) and come after it in the HTML.

The circles need to be clickable for a limited amount of time. The visibility attribute both can be animated and affects interactivity. A circle's visibility is toggled through a CSS animation to make it clickable only when it's on screen.

@keyframes fadecircle {
	0% {
		visibility:hidden;
		opacity:0;
	}
	10% {
		visibility:visible;
		opacity:1;
	}
	90% {
		opacity:1;
		visibility:visible;
	}
	100% {
		visibility:hidden;
		opacity:0;
	}
}

When you click on a circle, it hides both the approach circle and the miss indicator. The miss indicator only appears after the circle fades out, meaning that if you click the circle, the miss indicator will never appear. Clicking the circle also makes the circle play a different animation to fade out as a white glow. Like with the play button, the open attribute is used to determine whether a circle was hit.

Hide approach circle after the circle (the second details) has been hit ([open])

#profile--bio details[open] ~ blockquote details[open] ~ p {
	display:none;
}

Play a different animation after the circle has been hit

#profile--bio > blockquote > blockquote > details[open] summary {
	background:none;
	animation:0.15s hitcircle linear;
	animation-fill-mode:forwards;
	border-width:6px;
}

The numbers on the circles and the hit counter were made using the CSS counter feature. The CSS counter feature allows us to count elements matching a certain selector and display the current count using the content attribute. For example, you can make a counter to count the number of circles and display the current count on each circle. That way, the 1st circle will be labelled 1, the 2nd circle will be labelled 2, and so on.

The first rule initializes 3 different counters to zero. The second adds 1 to two of the counters at every one of the 72 blockquotes inside the game. The third displays the current count of the counter circlenumbers on the circles.

#profile--bio {
	counter-reset:circlenumbers hitcircles totalcircles;
}

#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote {
	...
	counter-increment:circlenumbers totalcircles;
	...
}

#profile--bio > blockquote > blockquote > details > summary::before{
	content:counter(circlenumbers);
	...
}

There are different sections with different colors, and the circles in each section are numbered up starting from 1. To determine when each section starts, there are <h1> elements between the blockquotes. This allows us to use the sibling selector to target the blockquotes after each nth <h1> and change the circles' colors. The counter on the circles is also reset to 1 at each <h1>.

#profile--bio h1 {
	counter-set:circlenumbers 0;
	...
}

The default circle color is red. The circles in the first section use that color. The rules below override the colors of the circles after the first <h1> and the second <h1> with pink and purple respectively.

#profile--bio h1:first-of-type ~ blockquote summary {
	background-color:var(--pink-transparent);
}

#profile--bio h1:nth-of-type(2) ~ blockquote summary {
	background-color:var(--purple-transparent);
}

The hit counter counts the number of circles with the open attribute and is placed on the ::after pseudoelement attached to the outer container blockquote (the game screen). The element displaying this counter needs to be placed after all of the circles in order to count them all, and this meets the requirement.

#profile--bio > blockquote > blockquote details[open] {
	counter-increment:hitcircles;
}

#profile--bio > blockquote::after {
	content:"Total circles: " counter(totalcircles) " | Circles clicked: " counter(hitcircles);
	...
}

The timer was made using ::before and ::after pseudoelements with an animated content property. I found out this was possible from @iheartrdrama's former WPD CSS!

#profile--bio > blockquote details[open] ~ h1:nth-of-type(4)::before {
	content:"0:00";
	left:20px;
	animation:36s timer linear, 0.25s timerFade;
	animation-delay:0s, 36s;
	animation-fill-mode:forwards;
}

The other timer uses the same animation but in a reverse direction.

animation:36s timer linear, 0.25s timerFade;
animation-direction:reverse, normal;

Animation

@keyframes timer {
	0% {
		content:"0:00";
	}
	2.78% {
		content:"0:01";
	}
	...
	97.22% {
		content:"0:35";
	}
	100% {
		content:"0:36";
	}
}

Thanks for reading if you read this post, and thanks for playing if you played the game. :marseybow:

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Redditards hate reagan

					
					
					
	

				
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i love watching cats groom themselves

men could learn something from this!

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A Donkey Kong themed take on how every race except black people saw the superbowl halftime show. :marseykong2: :donkeykongdance: :donkeykongdance2:
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brain-worm:marseycanofworms:man: Black kids:marseyblack:on ADHD:marseypills:meds should be 're-parented'

:marseyradfem: thread about it

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1iv2ug8/rfk_jr_black_kids_on_adhd_drugs_should_be/

https://media.tenor.com/qgmP-8qdQDoAAAAx/friday-ice.webp

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Psycho Redactor prediction: We will all die in a nuclear war :marseyfortuneteller:

a nuclear incident relating to Israel somehow.

Will it happen in Israel?

We're all going to die in a nuclear war, but I tend to think it will happen some place we never imagined. I mean read this if you mongoloid zoomers are capable of following a command: You are in way more danger of being killed in a nuclear war than we were in the Cuban Missile Crisis. The technology is a little different, you can talk about propellants and kilotons and throw weight, but humanity is fricked.

That's basically it. After the authorization is given, it's just a couple zoomers from Tacoma (jfc I like these kids but the fate of the world...) pushing a couple buttons and 80% of Russians will die. And they would only do this if the other side had already done the same to us.

Kids like me :marseyboomer: assumed it would be the evil commies who started it. You look at Soviet planning and they were hoping it didn't go nuclear because we would have beat the shit out of them and kept more radioactive ruins. This is the situation we're in right now. (Europeans it will be MRBMs, don't play like you're not in it.) All of that "campy" stuff about fallout shelters? Well it'll be really campy slowly die from radiation poisoning and get eaten by crows, you dumb b-word. And then the crows die, so even in contribute nothing to the world.

I cannot emphasize to you r-slurs enough. Somebody could push a button and in 30 minutes all your FunkoPops, Nintendo shit, whatever shit you console r-slurs like, will be gone. Now I'm a total sperg and I can sit down with you and tell you what things in the house survived, but you're gonna wish you were dead. And that isn't crazy old r-slur Redactor, that's Distubingly Calm Redactor who has read all of these books.

I dunno who drops it first or what reason they had but the fallout that kills you ain't gonna give a shit either.

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Redditors cope with Canada not being a serious country anyone is worried about

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ir8idw/comment/md6j97q/?context=8

Canadians, trust me, nobody outside of extremely online people have any idea you are boycotting us lmao

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Somebody post something so this hole doesn't get shut down before our tourney.

Just whatever you want to post really, it doesn't matter what it is.

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How do I curate my twitter feed for rdrama adjacent content

Hi. It's justastupidgaystraggyr-slurred etc etc and I do not understand twitter at all. Which is really unfortunate because that's where all the drama happens now. Reddit is fricking dead when it comes to genuine fighting and drama and one one sided seethe threads are a shoddy substitute.

Does anyone know how to game the algorithm to show me fighting and dramapilled shit? If I have to pretend to actually care about or like twitter microcelebrities for this to work I'm out.

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED @JimieWhales callout post

This b-word is literally a redditor. Used to extend respect til I figured it out. Basically british bardfinn :pepewtf:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168250F3X3c8NeAJKPYg.webp

Giving away condoms makes us popular :soysnoo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251IQJ6rltbN2MEOA.webp

We may not have high speed rail but at least we have rap :marseysoypoint2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251UMjlFvBa8Ukg1A.webp

Black people are cool :marseysoyhype:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173816825146TLHtlt6dXtJw.webp

More censorship please :soysnooseethe:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251ETpRFIbSrJXf6A.webp

Trump is so dumb he's gonna do this tarded thing bc I don't like him :soyjakwow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251QdPktNiadb6vqA.webp

Long covid is real actually :soyjakanimeglasses:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251wHk6n_jNNyVPNA.webp

What a life :taygrimacing:

This is all from the past day, she literally can't stop poooooosting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251CkhEjmvZt5e1ug.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251dq4pL90khJdaDQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251P9gSie1edu3GfA.webp

Double digit posts daily for four years. Basically a crack addict. At least she pays aevann's bills :marseyladybugshrug:

Conclusion:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168250j0LKSB-k9iobpQ.webp

!nooticers !metashit

Community Note by @Impassionata

Reddit Γ©migrΓ© calls out other reddit Γ©migrΓ© for being reddit; redditry everywhere.

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Community Note by @Hopalong_McGurk

arran is a groomercordcute twink :marseybacktodiscord:

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[Bets] College Football Playoff National Championship - Ohio State vs Notre Dame - 7:30pm EST

It is time sports goomblers for the final game of the CFB season! Also the 5k MB pick em contest will be paid out tonight, you can find the standings here

I'll have some prop bets in the comments, but let me know if you have any ideas. Okay onto a preview of the game

Their paths to atlanta

Ohio State

The Buckeyes entered the playoff as the No. 8 seed β€” though ranked No. 6 in the final CFP top 25 β€” after missing out on an opportunity for the Big Ten championship and a bye following a shocking home loss to longtime rival Michigan. Spirits seemed gloomy in Columbus as the Wolverines took down Ohio State for the fourth consecutive season β€” on what was a particularly down year for "that team up north." Questions were swirling around head coach Ryan Day and what to make of potentially another disappointing season. However, Day quickly put the murmurs to bed, easily running by Tennessee in the first round and manhandling undefeated, No. 1 seed Oregon in the CFP quarterfinals.

The Buckeyes outscored their first two playoff opponents 83-38 before taking down Texas 28-14 in the Cotton Bowl. Their semifinal matchup was still a two-score win, but OSU was tested late, unlike in its previous two playoff games. The Longhorns had possession inside the Buckeye's 5-yard line late in the game, threatening to tie the game at 21 in the fourth. However, the stout Ohio State defense stepped up, knocking the Texas offense back outside the 5-yard line before OSU defensive end Jack Sawyer strip-sacked Quinn Ewers and ran the ball 83 yards to the house.

It was a play that Buckeye nation will not soon forget, and Ryan Day's once-questioned squad is rolling into Atlanta with about as much momentum as a team can hold.

Notre Dame

The Irish entered the playoff seeded No. 7, incapable of receiving a bye as an independent. This is a team that was counted out early in the season, and at the time, it was fair. Notre Dame lost to the MAC's Northern Illinois in Week 2. It was a low point in South Bend, and heavy pressure was immediately dropped on Marcus Freeman's squad. One more loss in its remaining 10 games would have likely knocked the Irish out of the 12-team playoff.

Four months later, Notre Dame holds the nation's longest winning streak (13) and is heading to its first title game since 2012. The Irish took a similar, while not as dominant, path as the Buckeyes, defeating Indiana and Georgia relatively easily before their defense stepped up late against Penn State in the semifinals. Riley Leonard and Notre Dame will look to add its another ring to its historic football program on Monday.

Series history

Ohio State leads the all-time series 6-2, winning the previous six matchups since 1995. Notre Dame's only two wins came in 1935 and 1936. The two powerhouse programs most recently faced off in 2023, delivering one of the best finishes of the season.

No. 9 Notre Dame led No. 6 Ohio State 14-10 with 1:25 remaining when the Buckeyes took over on their own 35-yard line with one timeout. The next 12 plays consisted of a 3rd and 10, 4th and 7 and 3rd and 19 conversion down to the Notre Dame 1-yard line. With no timeouts, a 3rd and goal from the 1 and 3 seconds on the clock, OSU running back Chip Trayanum punched it in for the 17-14 win.

It was arguably the best finish of the season that came in late September and one that is likely in the back of many Ohio State and Notre Dame fans' minds as we near Monday night.

Defense wins championships

The old Bear Bryant adage reigns true in 2025 as each team is anchored by two of the top defensive units in the nation. The Buckeyes rank first in the FBS in points per game allowed (12.2), yards per game (251.4) and yards per play (3.9). Day has built a sound defense on all levels, boasting an elite pass rush complemented by a smothering secondary.

Two stats exemplify the greatness of the OSU defense β€” opponent's red zone scoring percentage (61.11%) and sack percentage (11.06%). Both stats rank first nationally and have been fully displayed in the playoffs. The Buckeyes have 16 sacks in their three playoff games, and on the season, they are bringing down the QB over once per 10 pass attempts. Sacks are drive killers, and it will be a tall task for the Irish's banged-up offensive line to slow them down.

As for the Irish defense, they sit in second behind OSU in points allowed (14.3), seventh in yards allowed (298.7) and fifth in yards per play (4.4). Notre Dame's sack and red zone percentage don't quite stack up with the Buckeyes, but Freeman's squad has its own identity β€” forcing turnovers. The Irish have four thus far in the playoffs, two interceptions and two fumbles, and they are fifth in the FBS in takeaways per game on the season (2.1). All-American safety Xavier Watts has six interceptions (second in the FBS), so Will Howard must keep a close eye on the ball-hawk in the Notre Dame secondary.

Offensive X factors

Although the defenses are elite, the offenses are still flushed with talent, as expected from national championship contenders. Here are two offensive talents that could make a huge difference in the national championship:

Notre Dame

The Irish's offense is powered on the ground, averaging over 200 yards rushing per game. The combination of dual-threat Leonard and superstar running back Jeremiyah Love has poisoned teams all season. However, Love is dealing with a lingering knee injury. He is expected to play but with the added restraint of a knee brace, meaning Notre Dame may not be able to rely on him as much as Freeman would like.

In addition, this is one of the few, if not the first, matchups this season that the Irish might be out-matched on paper. It's easy to run the ball with a lead, but this reliance can hurt teams trying to come from behind β€” especially with your star running back not 100% healthy.

That being said, Leonard and the receivers will have to step up as they did against Penn State, and Notre Dame's leading receiver in the semifinals, Jaden Greathouse, has become Leonard's go-to target. Against the strong OSU pass rush, Greathouse should be heavily involved out of the slot position, as Leonard will need to get the ball out quick. Greathouse has fast feet and a large 6-foot-1, 215-pound frame. He could become a true game-changer as the Irish pursue their first title since 1988.

Ohio State

The obvious answer here is Jeremiah Smith. Through three playoff games, he has 14 catches for 293 yards and four touchdowns. But... 290 of those yards came before the semifinals. Smith's final stat line against Texas in the semis: one catch for three yards. Now, Texas entered the Cotton Bowl with a clear game plan β€” stop Jeremiah Smith. Steve Sarkisian double or triple bracketed the freshman most of the night. And to come to the Longhorns' defense, it almost worked until the red zone collapse at the end of the game.

While of course Freeman is not guaranteed to deploy the same efforts at stopping Smith, it certainly wouldn't be a bad idea, seeing how he gashed Tennessee and Oregon. Thankfully for OSU fans, the Buckeyes produce wide receiver talent at the same rate McDonald's makes cheeseburgers. Guys like Emeka Egbuka and Carnell Tate are high-level talents, and if Smith gets the Calvin Johnson treatment, one, if not both, of these receivers should be in line for a big day.

Egbuka has experience against Watts and the Irish secondary, tallying 96 yards in the school's last matchup in 2023, including the huge 3rd and 19 catch with seconds remaining to set up the game-winning touchdown. The projected first-round draft pick will be a guy to look out for in Atlanta.

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College Football Playoff Championship - Monday January 20th 7:30 p.m. ET - Mercedes-Benz Stadium Atlanta, Georgia - ESPN

Ohio State Buckeyes - 125 bets - WINNER!

Notre Dame Fighting Irish - 38 bets

closed

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !football !mensfootball

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Hwow dwo I cwonvince him??

I gwot 3 peopwal bwanded with my signyature. My current bf is fricking like "our relationship is fricking nyot there yet"

Hwow dwo I cwonvince him two let mwe carve my nyame intwo his butt, b-word? 🧐

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Overlanders are Loosing Their Primary Food Source, Soy Feed :soymad:

					
					

Hello my fellow Mobians it is I Elias Acorn, King of the house of Acorn with fresh intel from Robtoniks Robotropolis. The dastardly Robotonik forces his overlander subjects to eat nothing but liquid soy feed in order to save money for his cruel schemes, but it seems his Soylent factories are starting to run out. One over lander notices:

Shortages, discounts at supermarkets, no refunds, service delays. Is this it?

To which this astute Overlander noticed:

When I posted my concerns about their financial health 3 months ago, soylent_team replied saying:

We promise we aren't going anywhere. There have been some bumps this year, but hang on with us, we promise we are here to stay! [1]

In August, their CEO said:

We have integrated and created efficiencies through our shared service platform for our brands over the course of 2023 and 2024 allowing the Company to now experience tremendous retail expansion, topline growth and higher margins. [...] If you look at any of our portfolio companies we are winning because we have extremely unique products and brands with defensive moats and scaling distribution [2]

However, their accountants sounded less upbeat when they wrote in a recent filing:

substantial doubt exists related to the Company's ability to meet its obligations as they become due within one year [3]

[1] https://old.reddit.com/r/soylent/comments/1fq0sju/comment/lp3iwpu/?context=8

[2] https://investors.starcobrands.com/press-releases/detail/93/starco-brands-announces-insider-stock-buy-back-plan-and

[3] See "NOTE 2 – GOING CONCERN" here.

This overlander wonders how Doctor Robtonik's mean bean soylent machine could have ever run into problems:

It must take a special kind of incompetence to screw up such a fabulous company. I mean, the Soylent founders built a great tasting, nutritional product, gained a loyal and enthusiastic following, expanded the product line, went international, and were a market leader. They had every advantage! Now look at them - a struggling unit of a penny stock company that can't meet its commitments. What a bloody shame.

Im sure eating nothing but soy feed and motor oil is nutritious

This sad overlander is so dependent on the soy feed he is now unable to eat normal food:

I would die if soylent went out of business

While Robtonik serves other forms of gruel to his subjects it seems they are somehow even worse then the dreeded soylent

They really need new ownership under someone that cares about the brand and the company's original vision. The Starco buyout was the beginning of the end. At the end of the day, Soylent's original powder is the only product I have been able to drink daily for years and not have any issues. If anything it is consistent. I tried Huel as an alternative due to the shortage and I HATED it. It tastes like plain oatmeal with 20 packets of Splenda and is so thick you need a spoon to consume it (not to mention it gives me a painful stomach ache). So is Soylent going under? I honestly don't know, but I do hope that someone competent can right the clearly sinking ship that is the Soylent brand.

This is why in the Kingdom of Knothole we only eat the finest real foods like Uncle Chuck's chili dogs rather then this technological abomination. Source Speed Freedom Fighters may you win in your quest to free these poor souls

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Fricking psycho

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736143769C0YqHudN64rqbQ.webp

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Two side dudes (both at the same job), all while married. Crazy work. She was one of the ones that's been mouthing off about how women analysts are just as qualified as their male counterparts.

This is all coming from that hairdresser that is accusing skip Bayless of propositioning her for s*x. Dafuq is going on over there lmao.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736143683yROFt5vhqwsShw.webp

You're the goat, skip. I don't care what anyone says about you.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361441437LmLnE6iKYL7PA.webp

They had a coke runner on the show who was also groping women. Spectacular.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736143682I22e_zNnkNQMBw.webp

Poor guy fell in love.

:#surejan:

This is the biggest L women have taking in sports broadcasting history. All this weeks after all the shit they were talking.

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Bumble match tells OP to consider killing himself unironically

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071361u2dxLQ-xzGT-lQ.webp

I'd only been talking to this girl for like a day, she asked me about my weekend. For context, my week before had been super busy so I wasn't looking to do a ton of social activities last weekend just a nice, chill couple of days. I clearly cracked a joke about the fact that it was kind of a boring weekend, but I never expected her to reply like this

___

Reddit is split on whether she is being ironically edgy or whether she really wants him to end his own life.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370715129BmkBbFxeGFJIQ.webp Suicidal Redditor tells OP to chill out

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071362aW0G0L_wG9eSiA.webp It's clearly misogyny at play

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071363ZTFOvpUAR6Cykw.webp

I'm not even sure why OP cares,

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071361IXmWODxsdSEGpA.webp AI ENHANCE https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370713622xtCC2NhRVeE0A.webp AI ENHANCE https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071362XuhSruuY9Y9inQ.webp

:marseyaware: It never even began

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071362J5Rd8nQshspjIQ.webp lol

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Mind if I groove?
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https://media.tenor.com/7LDuCX7YduUAAAAx/bully-maguire-tobey-maguire.webp

Please, I'd just like to talk.

!friendsofspiderman

Feel free to invite your enemies here as well. I would like to talk to them.

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:requiredreading: WATCH THEM FROLIC One, Two and Four in the Woods


					
					
					
	

				
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Still not asking for it

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Let's read Daily Mail commenter opinions on Dry January

The article:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338132DawuRhAuP7bJPQ.webp

The comments are full of alcoholic boomers in denial, furiously :marseycope:ing and :marseyseethe:ing:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338132kDQzmkXpvh7_JQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133FyoW-lAeWmG4LQ.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133koZGdSFbVzcqCQ.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133uQkTVwjVDYqPfA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133qknDLboHKm0n3Q.webp

A lot of these guys seem like they have quite serious alcohol addictions.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738338133-hMDdWq7GcbwEQ.webp

This is the classic Daily Mail alcohol "gotcha" - completely ignoring that if you're an alcoholic then you'll die 20 years earlier and in severe pain after decades of poor health.

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