!football who in your life is holding you back and how much do you think the krauts would pay for them?

MOMMY MOMMY BROUGHT A FRIEND

MOMMY MOMMY DON'T LET IT END

MOMMY'S PEEPEE IT FEELS SO GOOD

I FEEL HOW A BAD PUP SHOULD

MOMMY MOMMY I DRINK YOUR JUICE

R*PE ME TILL MY HOLE IS LOOSE

FORCE YOUR SHIT RIGHT DOWN MY THROAT

WEAR MY FORESKIN AS A COAT

Hey My Preshies!

I juuoouuuuoooust wanted to lovingly let you know that your shitposts are being uber duper moderated and thrown into the appropriate trash cans they belong in!

"POOURRRRQUOI??" = C'est parce que c'est mal!!

OMG FUN!! I love you all so much and throwing your shit away in the trash can they belong in is such an honor. Thank you so much!! We love it!!

If you throw enough trash can shit away yourselves I might bless you with another anon POV blowjob video!

Love you. Please go frick yourselves.

Sincerely, The Jannies

Snappy is a known associate of ((( @AutoChoice ))) and ((( @AutoPoller ))), who were exiled in a previous schizoupdate

He is a menace, more prolific than @longpostbot and ten times as sentient

Apparently he is immune to bans. TIL

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Stick your valve in me 🥵🥵🥵

I don't see why anyone puts up with his shit. Legit.

Actually cancer. Help

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• head admin, heroically does it for free like a soup kitchen worker or volunteer firefighter

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• gets that dc bag even when you downmarsey him like the clowns you are

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Downmarseys work identically to upmarseys on rdrama, yet many of us abstain from downmarseying out of kindness. This is misguided, as rDrama has cleverly made downmarseys slightly kinder than upmarseys. Downmarseys are a happy surprise, showing extra engagement/DC beyond the net vote.

Please use downmarseys to signal disagreement, out of pettiness, or even as a sign of affection. The downmarsey button is currently pointless which proves we've grown too soft off Aevann's teat.

!cuteandinvalid Thoughts????????????

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I have decided to adapt a new gimmick where I concentrate on upmarseying good posts rather than downmarseying bad ones.

Receny revisited r/FemBoys and i was blown away by how little the sub has gone down. It must be either unmoderated or the mods dont care, becuase contrary to the name of the subreddit it has almost no actual cisgender men. 70% of the content there is transgender women. There is a seperate porn subbreddit for transgender women. When i go to a subreddit for fememine men, I expect feminene men, not women. In fact I find it ridiculous that this is allowed under reddit rules, as the implication that trans women are simply femenine men feels really transphobic.

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Pizza is in my opinion the most overrated food in the universe. And does not deserve all the praise it gets.

Now, if you like pizza, fine. We all have different taste buds and experience flavours differently, I get it. But what I do NOT understand is the sheer amount of people claiming this food item to be "THE BEST FOOD!" and "MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE!" Like seriously? PIZZA? is your favorite? I can think of probably 100 foods significantly better than pizza off the top of my head, but you choose pizza as your favorite? Burgers, sushi, fried chicken, burritos, HECK EVEN TACOS! But no, pizza seems to have everyone drooling. Well not me.

Pizza is fricking boring. It's lame-butt crust drizzled with "pizza sauce" AKA fricking tomato paste, with a bunch of greasy butt cheese, with a shit ton of toppings thrown on-top of it which you can barley taste since 90% of it tastes like the aforementioned cheese grease... BURGERS have a better flavour than pizza ANY day of the week.

Now you might be thinking; "Well, you've probably just had shitty pizza..." Over the 20 years of being on earth I've eaten SO MUCH DARN PIZZA! You know why? BECAUSE ITS ALL PEOPLE WANT TO FRICKING EAT AT PARTYS! Some delicious burritos? No, pizza... Some nicely made sushi platter? No, pizza... You know why its used at so many parties? Because its cheap and shitty. It's the bottom of the barrel food item that I wouldn't be surprised to find at the bottom of a dumpster where it belongs. I've had Dominos, Pizza Hut, Papa Leo's, homemade, and several others. I'm so sick of pizza... I didn't mind pizza as a kid, I still never found it THAT great (which everyone crucified me for) but after years of it being shoved down my throat at 20 years old I fricking hate it. And to this day I don't get peoples attraction to it.