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: Capy gnawing on innocently goombling dramatards
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This is the shocking moment a woman was attacked by a capybara while swimming in Colombia.
Astonishing video shows how a paddle with the huge rodent took a sinister turn when it launched itself at the swimmer and attacked.
The young victim could be seen in phone footage raising her finger to the animal to warn it to keep its distance.
In an instant it then jumped on her back and seemingly gnawed at her head before she went under the water.
The woman's cries could be heard as the large animal pushed her out of the frame while snapping at her.
In a stroke of luck, a man arrived on the bank and grabbed a stick to defend the victim as she came to shore, sobbing.
She continued wailing off camera as the massive rodent returned to bobbing quietly in the lake.
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I'm so sad! 😞
He had court this morning for resisting arrest then another court date next county over three weeks from now.
We've both been sober! (him on methadone)
He got a job as a tax person at jackson hewitt.
We went to the park and museum and shops together. He made both of us a killer steak last night.
Only known each other 3 months and Im not gonna break down and cry but I am really really sad 😢
We were gonna go hang out in DC this weekend.
Idk how long he's gonna be in jail for.
Will probably be public info soon I'll keep checking.
My bed is big and cold and empty and silent 😭
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https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matgzke/?context=8
Pft heckin idiot
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matfkge/?context=8
Our allies are fricking gone forever
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/mateyr6/?context=8
HEY WHO STOPPED THE FRICKING CIRCLE SPANK MUSIC??
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matikfh/?context=8
"Yeah Canada bent the fricking knee, but not very far!"
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/mav1x86/?context=8
Canada fooled drumpfler, motherlover!
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matklp7/?context=8
"He didn't have to threaten us!!!"
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/maufbe7/?context=8
Last but not least, lmao bongs
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Remember when your parents would make you use shampoo as a young child and you’d get it in your eyes and you would cry because you just got poison in your eyes and this was totally normal?
— Ymir ⚡️🥛 (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
Remember how you’d scream and throw a tantrum at the doctors office when they were trying to give you a flu shot and then your parents and the nurses would immobilize you against your will and inject your arm with poison and this was supposed to be totally normal?
— Ymir ⚡️🥛 (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
most !chuds are mentally hereRemember when your 3rd grade teacher was a miserable abusive obese hag and you’d cry and throw a fit every morning because you didn’t want to spend all day with her and your parents would send you against your will and this was supposed to be normal?
— Ymir ⚡️🥛 (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
Remember you didn’t want to eat Brussel sprouts because they made your tummy hurt and they smelled bad but your parents wouldn’t let you eat dessert until you gagged them down and this was supposed to be normal?
— Ymir ⚡️🥛 (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
replies are all gay low agency r-slurs agreeing that bedtime is child abuse, quotes as usual are disagreements
no because what would happen is that my mom would tell me to close my eyes while she washed my hair and then id close my eyes https://t.co/llvC8AWrGw
— DuggyArt (@DuggyArt) January 18, 2025
Heck nah they got rwtwt in preschool do you need your cookies and milk neighbor 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/b9Vkuci0mv
— 𐢀 (@asadfinaar) January 18, 2025
there's been a concerning rise in right wing accounts being open about having child brains https://t.co/i7kP9GQK7E
— 𓇢𓆸 (@unwoundagain) January 18, 2025
right wing origin stories be like "my mommy made me go to school and eat vegetables so i hate black and gay people"
— b. c. meemeeleek (@BrianMeemeeleek) January 18, 2025
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Who's your favorite member of the Ginyu Force?
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what is freestyle chess?
it is a variant created by the legendary racist bobby fischer where the last rank is shuffled up, tossing the opening prep out of the window.
FIDE, the big boss of chess, thinks they're the only ones who can use "World Championship". Freestyle Chess Players Club wanted to call their tournament a "World Championship" too, but FIDE wasn't having it. They told players to sign a waiver to stay cool with FIDE events if they played in Freestyle.
Things got spicy with both sides throwing shade. FIDE's CEO, Emil Sutovsky, said Freestyle Chess was just protecting the elite players. Freestyle Chess hit back, saying FIDE was pressuring players and even called for the FIDE president to step down.
After all the drama, Freestyle Chess agreed to drop "World Championship" from their promo stuff for the next 10 months. This was a move to keep things chill for a bit.
they are planning tennis like tour and F1 like point system.
the first Grand Slam 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus is going on rn. semifinals would start from tomorrow. would you like to bet?
tourney drama
magnus initially performed mediocre during the round robin phase, leading to people declaring him washed. currently he's playing games at 98% accuracy while eating fruits (banana)
caruana is rumored to have studied all 960 opening maps and has put the current FIDE world champ Gukesh in his place through straight upperhand matchups
sindarov, the last minute entrant, runner up of the qualifier has been upsetting people left & right. he even chose the tough matchup hikaru (the legendary streamer) for the quarterfinal, shocking everyone. currently playing the tiebreaker
prince ali, the topper of the round robin. current playing vincent (the weakest pick) and is losing lmao. edit: bozo lost
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dolton mayor Tiffany Henyard and her boyfriend JUMPS on activist Jedidiah Brown and critics! Tiffany Henyard wig fell off. This is wild and will end in arrests and lawsuits. WOW! pic.twitter.com/5if14Ye6U4
— Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
See Tiffany run from her seat at his angle to join the fight. pic.twitter.com/ZRSGgpCQmF
— Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
Another angle here. Tiffany must be arrested. pic.twitter.com/euBOHURdBp
— Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
Check this angle out of Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard and her boyfriend physically fighting critics! WE NEED ARRESTS RIGHT NOW! https://t.co/FSPCTY70du pic.twitter.com/UmI8MUwg4I
— Ja'Mal Green (@JaymalGreen) January 29, 2025
This is how she actually conducts herself during meeting
The Super mayor's reaction after her friends lose their jobs!
— LiberalDreams45 (Parody) (@LiberalDreams46) January 29, 2025
Tiffany Henyard Dolton Illinois pic.twitter.com/ikodczk1fI
Here's some of her prior controversies highlighted by rdrama (I highly recommend reading these- this woman is one of a kind):
https://rdrama.net/post/231797/a-marseykween-chicago-suburbs-mayor-who
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- ACA : I'm stealing that Bobby Hill Marsey
- DWHITE___________DYNAMITE : Thanks I just made from a random calico one I found :)
- usernaw : nashville cant get a break
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"My entire school is gonna be wiped off of the face (of) this EARTH."
Then, he got the idea to attack a furry convention.
"Now my life is going to end with me dead next to a bunch of strags in fur suits."
In early December, thanks to his admiration for a notorious mass murderer, Fisher came up with a new target.
"I changed to a mosque like Brenton."
!soren loses again 


!furries can't stop, won't stop winning 
also his friend was apparently on WPD, but the shooter definitely did not have an account
https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/278821/my-friend-got-arrested-for-a
(thanks for bringing this to my attention, fishy! )
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Your average modern era "video game award" show experience pic.twitter.com/UZhKnPNoWb
— Kabrutus (@kabrutusrambo) February 16, 2025
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100 comments in about an hour. Lot of people literally shaking.
MUNI operators are on the lookout for ICE agents
It's time to get our DOX ON
skankhunt coming in with some quality commentary. I have an episode to rewatch
AHHHHAHAHAHAHA I never thought I'd see a comment like this but here comes "tech/white lives matter" in a thread about our poor Honduran drug dealers
Anyway I'm pretty stoked how housing is going to get cheaper/available and construction labor is going up let's fricking gooooooooo
I better see KTVU filming ICE soon. If Boston is getting some LEO love I demand it NOW!
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His fratboy neocolonialist cishetnormative anthem of mysogyny :
about how much they support the misogynist taking a stand against national socialism
https://old.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/1io0uh5/ben_folds_resigns_from_advisory_position_at/
misogynists stay losing
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- DickButtKiss : RIP to a real 1 - trans lives matter
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!kino unironically supermassive loss
eraserhead was the only horror ("horror") movie to ever get to me and its nothing now but it unsettled and inspired me a ton for years and i will never forget
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You're missing some "context" there mate. Like the part where Hamas forces stormed into Israel, killed 1000 people and took 800 hostage which triggered all of this. (11)
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Sony concord cope
Marvel rivals is the future of gaming. China woll conquer because the Us techbros strangled the golden goose
Death to live service!
https://old.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1i3hs67/jeff_grubb_says_sonys_live_service_games_were/
Concord fans still coping but that is a really ugly design.
https://old.reddit.com/r/TopCharacterDesigns/comments/1i0eme4/hated_design_this_concord_redesign/
Concord fans keep on coping coping coping into the future
A real concord fan
https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1i3kguo/after_the_catastrophe_of_concord_sony_is/
Socialist games deserve nothing but bad things
Love that bomb
Lamest bait
https://old.reddit.com/r/playstation/comments/1i52ycy/concord_was_actually_good/
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The Tuxedo, 2x broken ribs, an injured paw, and some lacerations. After a night in the hospital, he is expected to make a full recovery. The same can't be said for the pibbles.
The velvet hippo wouldn't surrender its new play toy and turned on me when I tried to intervene. I gave the pibbles all 5 tines of a farmer's pitchfork. I lifted the bloody beast up and carried it to the barn. I wedged the handle in the dirt and pinned the velvet hippo to the barn.
It's like a Mortal Kombat fatality
With the pibbles elevated off the ground and skewered to the barn, it was no longer a threat. I then attended the injured cat.
The deceased pibbles had a collar. I notified the police. Animal control came out to make a report and take some pictures. The look on the officers face when she saw the pibbles pinned the barn was priceless. "Mother Fu*k, that's not something you see every day!"
The owner of the pitbull was charged for owning a dangerous dog at large and threatening public safety. Armed with the police report, I am now hiring an attorney and filing a lawsuit against the pibbles owner.
Also, I contacted the owner of the property whom I've known for decades. The tenants were not permitted to have a dog on the rental property. To avoid a second lawsuit, targeting the property owner, the landlord is evicting the tenants for violating the lease agreement.
I have no idea what the frick is going on at BPB lately. It used to have a stronger relationship to trolling (remember #PitBullDropoff?) before evolving into paranoid true crime foidery (would you rather meet a man or a pit bull in the forest?). At this point it just seems to be a place for surreptitiously getting off to animal violence. Lots of "pit bull gets kicked in the head by a horse" type videos. More recently people have started posting their badass 100% true stories about how they or their pets killed pibbles.
https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mbzg8f7/?context=8
https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mbzicqu/?context=8
OP continues to push it:
https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mc0ztnb/?context=8
https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mc148qy/?context=8
Kill pibbles. Behead pibbles. Roundhouse kick a pibble into the concrete. Skewer pibbles with a pitchfork.
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Me (cis f) and my soulmate (mtf) are having our son on Friday and we just finished her second lactation consultation today. She's been on a protocol of hormones that essentially mimics pregnancy and can trigger lactation it's looking like she's starting to produce a milky like substance which she got swabbed today during the appointment. Her breast development has also sky rocketed since the new protocol and she's really happy with that. She's just been glowing and I can see her confidence increasing which makes me so happy for her. If all is well she will be able to eventually feed our baby (we will both be breastfeeding).
The lactation consultant seems really hopeful and excited because there aren't many cases of situations like ours. There have been studies about trans women breastfeeding but what makes our situation a little different is that our baby is my fiancées biological son. I feel like in a way my fiancée will be able to help other trans women in the sense of providing the lactation consultant with this experience and further knowledge on MTF breastfeeding. Her lactation consultant has dealt with lesbian couples before, but not a lesbian cis/trans couple.
On top of that, my fiancée is so excited to be a mother and I know she's going to be amazing at it, I can't wait to see her hold and love our son and I'm so excited to start this new chapter with her. I love her so much.
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I think the civil servants who fire their fellow employees against the President's orders in order to make a statement should be jailed.
— Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) February 20, 2025
Congress needs to pass a law to punish civil servants for this sort of extreme, life- and program-threatening violation of the public trust. pic.twitter.com/FcdW2IY9uw