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Who ban roundup!
https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i68n4z/trump_signs_executive_order_withdrawing_from_the/
https://old.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/1i688xh/trump_signs_executive_order_withdrawing_from_the/
https://old.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/1i67p2o/withdrawing_the_united_states_from_the_world/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1i6aeoe/trump_withdraws_the_us_from_the_world_health/
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Darn this photo is clearly pushing some buttons! Enough Magat tears in here to stop the fires. (-24)
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Did I read somewhere that that leaning stance has some association with Parkinson's or some form of frontotemporal dementia? Or am I mixing things up? (72)
Lewy body dementia, the disease Robin Williams was diagnosed with before he killed himself. (25)
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Define fascism (-12)
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A lot of people just don't have the mental bandwidth for subtlety.I lived in California for about ten years, and I still keep an eye on what's going on there because I love the place, have a ton of friends there still, and am seriously considering moving back in a couple years. I've got a few criticisms of Newsom, but all in all I do think he's a relatively decent person (especially compared to politicians in general) and I think he's done a pretty good job as governor of California. (347)
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.webp?h=10 "Jester Hat (blue and purple) - Hand wash only")
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conservatards
Canada First buses on their way to Ottawa! 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/lfDycN5R5m
— Conservative Party (@CPC_HQ) February 15, 2025
libtards
A sign in the crowd last night said, “It’s time to build.”
— Mark Carney (@MarkJCarney) February 13, 2025
I couldn’t agree more. pic.twitter.com/THDtt3BjO1
Reminder that these are the people who actively use reddit
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1ik9krr/i_just_learned_that_i_have_aphentasia/
I'd ask why would brainlets 
publicly admit they are brainlets... 
but I then remember they are, in fact, brainlets 
. !nooticers !pings
@Kongvann can you make a chatgpt pull that autopopulates relevant reddit comments, as a phone poster that is difficult and I'm lazy enough
. !codecels
- KongsburyDonkboy : Let us be redeemed! Trans lives matter
- HailVictory1776 : Free @HailVictory1776 regardless trans lives matter
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This is possibly the funniest website I have ever seen
There is a modlog, it's like the ResetEra ban reason API but they implemented it themselves
Some janny went on a banning spree because some naughty !chuds said cumtown was funny 
Please post to /c/selfcrit when you get back
https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit
"My Apology and Explanation" a 1200 word essay that references the Art of War because the poster sympathized with incels 
public apology for unacceptably poor upmarsey activity I thought this one was going to be a joke, but it's genuinely two pages in Word to explain an updoot 
with a long discussion in the comments from moderators about the ethics of upmarseying in bad faith 
!upmarseyrs thoughts?
These are just from the top few results, this is a goldmine
EAGERLY anticipating the upcoming manifesto on why I'm So Sorry, Cumtown is Not Funny 
@Merryvann please implement /h/selfcrit here and allow the irredeemable chuds like
@HailVictory1776 to be freed if they write a long and appropriate enough seriouspost
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TheUbieSeether
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it's silly
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- Lappland : Disgusting. I love sucking peepee
- totalretardwar : They can't be perfect, they don't even have a bussy.
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Yes, we all like to make jokes about white women. It's all fun and games and theres an element of truth to it. But the truth is white women are the most beautiful creatures on the planet.
Today this truth became evident as I walked from my office to the train station and found myself behind two women on the platform, an Asian on the left and a white Woman on the right, perhaps the biblical symbolism was divine intervention.
Their appearances were quite different. The Asian woman was your typical westernized ABG type. Not quite skinny but not quite overweight either. Tight lululemon pants and some kind of athletic top that emphasized a "sexy" body, built by dedicated work at a gymnasium.
The white woman was quite the opposite. She had a rather mannish face, and for a few moments I thought it might have been a transgender until I got a better look at her face. She was tall with a rather fridgelike build, her baggy loose clothes certainly didn't do her any favors. Her legs werent toned at all and one had some kind of large sore or bruise on it.
The Asian woman was attractive and the White woman was not attractive. That was the objective truth, that was the reasonable conclusion to draw based on the information presented to my brain by my eyes. That was the answer is both an individual and a society.
NO! In a sudden realization I realized that was not true! Looking at them both I wanted the white woman, not the Asian! She was more alluring, more endearing, the one I wanted to bring flowers to, the one I wanted to make laugh, the one I wanted to wake up in bed next to. That was the truth! It was like fog clearing and suddenly the view being perfectly clear. Like looking at a nonsensical math problem and then suddenly figuring out the answer! My thoughts were clean and pure, no longer held back by whatever strange muck was clouding my judgement.
The white woman excited me like no other woman could. There was nothing more to weigh in my mind, no need to compare their bodies or their clothes, no need for a second glance. I wanted the white woman, that was the truth.
I hope one day you can have the same experience I had. God bless white women
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YALL GONE STOP TELLING ME TAYLOR SWITCH IS JEWISH THIS JEWISH LADY IS CLEARLY NOT JEWISH pic.twitter.com/lHAAredbAc
— ye (@kanyewest) February 9, 2025
.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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I've been browsing XiaoHongShu ever since the tiktok ban. If you don't know what XiaoHongShu (on the app store it is called Rednote) is it is basically the Chinese pinterest, if pinterest was more video oriented. Actual Chinese tiktok is only available for those with a Chinese phone number so a lot of american creators talked about going to XHS around the time of the Tiktok ban.
Its a pretty cool app, I was surprised that the algo would guide me to thick women so quickly considering that isn't in style in asia. But in my time on the app I came to notice that chinese people have some very thin skin and big egos about their nation, their national standing, and what is and isn't Chinese. Anyways here are some quick tips on how to troll em.
1. Talk about how great the game Astrobot is:
Recently Astrobot, a silly marioesque platformer, won game of the year over Black Myth Wukong, a game by Chinese devs that follows a classic Chinese story. This ENRAGED Chinese g*mers as Black Myth was super popular and had a real shot at getting China it's first game of the year, and to see it beat by this childish platformer where the main character rides a ps5 like a rocket ship was triggering 
. I think that all you have to say is something to the effect of "what do you guys think of Astrobot? I really like it" to get waves of chicom malding.
2. Say Lunar new year instead of Chinese new year:
Chang is very protective of things he thinks as Chinese, some other asian countries decided to call Chinese new year Lunar new year and now Chang wants to put the Chin back in Chinkmas. Chinese people also claim Kimchi, sushi, the color red, and if the pattern continues they are going to say that they invented the Nanking massacre. They claim that it is the Koreans that actually do this, and say that Koreans claim christmas as a Korean holiday. As far as I can tell they just completely made this up on their own.
3. Downplay the importance of China in history:
To no surprise to anyone, the middle kingdom acts like they are at the center of the universe. They are super protective of the idea that China was a super important part of the world, while this isn't wrong they are REALLY insecure about it and constantly make up attacks to react to.
Like "Westerners say that Rome conquered China!" uh... no?
"Westerners deny Chinese history!" No, what does happen is that historians don't take stories of ancient Chinese dynasties as fact when there is no physical evidence or contemporary accounts of these empires.
4. Perform horrific medical experiments on them as part of unit 731 
Like a boss
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Is there any reason to use the word uchu? It seems like almost everything (colour schemes, AI models, startups, cowtools, apps, ...) is named using a single randomly-selected Japanese word these days. But... why?
you know why
I'm confused by the usage of the word color scheme.
To me a color scheme is something like monokai.
A small number of colors that go well together. The application (eg syntax highlighting in a code editor) is obvious and easy. This is just...lots of monochrome colors? How would I use this? Not trying to be dismissive, I'm just confused.
Yeah imo they should've used "color palette".
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I'd ping but aevann told me to stop doing that
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I'm kind of amazed that these people really exist. There's a guy here who is so much like them it's just mind bending.
Just today he (let's call him Dwilton) came in (late) and I heard him yell across the warehouse to a laborer "WHERE"S MY FUN DIP." The laborer had borrowed the box of fun dip that wasn't being eaten because it's gross and has not given it back. I thought Dwilton could not be actually mad about this fun dip, but when I saw his face, he was. And that's a trope of these characters right? Any perceived rudeness is taken as a great injustice of the company in general, rather than a personal failure in one or both directions that could be rectified with maturity.
So then he started ranting about how this laborer has been hiding. Then about how there was a bird in the warehouse that dive bombed him and almost hurt him! I was like Dwilton, you sure are fired up this morning, and he was like no i'm not all crosseyed.
He's a super sad and I could go on for pages if I start remembering his other stuff, but the point is he's like this character from the office and office space.
He has literally bitched about not getting his allotment of free food at company functions.
What is this personality?
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Socks is such a good big sister 
as a former feral herself, this cannot be easy
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Almost all comments have already been deleted so I couldn't entirely figure out what is going on, but it seems the CEOs main Nazi behaviours are:
1. Refuses to stop using Xtter and Facebook
2. On his Xtter there are some statements to the effect that women in games should be attractive
3. He has changed character creation labels from Body Type A/B to Male/Female
takes family photo with his GAY son 
frontline and centre wearing what looks like something Beyonce would wear on stage... 
Blacks seethe and chud out
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1. 
"why didn't they put that niqqa in the back?"
2. 
"WTF is that in the middle?"
3. 
"sad... he could have been a tight end and not a D catcher..." 
"he looks dudes with tight ends"
4. 
"dude looks like Magic combined with Jordan Peele and Tyler Perry"
5. 
"y'all want Magic to disown him because y'all don't love your own family" 
6. 
"I wonder if he has the same disease as his Father"
7. 
"Magic wanted him to play basketball but instead he just plays with balls"
8. 
"he wouldn't be in my family" 
"that's his son, bro..." "IDGAF, take yo fruity butt in the back room!"
Some of Fruity Johnson's greatest hits aka wearing weird shit in family photos:
Caribbean Cruise Johnson
Hot summer day out at the beach Johnson
Ageing woman who still wants to "Thot-it-up" Johnson
Boss's 50-year-old wife who likes all eyes on her Johnson
Stylish gimp with a rich boyfriend Johnson
- suggykong : rule 4
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was trying to ignore this shit but
ENOUGH
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