its says they rare, butt not when we're living in the end times. There were three such sightings last year

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/318599/third-rare-doomsday-fishcarporeon-washes-ashore

Just a coincidence im sure, butt dont tell that to the tech billionaires planning for something

https://rdrama.net/h/spooky/post/239388/mark-zuckerberg-marseysnappyspent-187-million-marseybux

also dont tell the Doomsday Clock

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/239554/doomsday-clock-marseywait-now-to-say

also these prophecies be wack, when the pope is sick af

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/343322/pope-francismarseypope-has-been-sick-marseysick

https://rdrama.net/h/mmn/post/343604/pope-marseypope-warned-confidants-marseyorthodox-he

Heading home from Florida today and not very happy about it but will be happy to return to coonposting.

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Whatever you do, do not give this man a child. Have it and keep it, give it up for adoption, or terminate, but get him out of your life. (167)

He's so sweet and loving now. I really love him but idk what to do. I can't let a child go without their father if I choose to have it. But I have the resources so maybe I'll say something bad happed at a scan or something (-56)

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Your body, your choice❤️If you feel this is the right thing then I say to do it and you have the right to do it. I can imagine it's not easy but a child is permanent as I'm sure you're aware, and you can't take it back once you've had a child, on the flip side you cannot take it back if you abort the child. As difficult as it is don't feel pressured into doing whatever others what, follow your heart and mind and do what's right for yourself. I'd also advise if your sexual partner cannot be responsible by wearing condoms or anything, always be the responsible one yourself and take birth control or condoms etc. (13)

Before all of this, he was on the same page with me and would pull out. I trusted him. I feel like he has everything to gain and I have everything to lose. I have a good career and have a house I'm fixing up ( needs lots of work) and he gets a pretty girl who makes great money and a house but I'm the one who made all of this happen. Idk (-14)

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From the title, it sounds like a difficult position to be in.Please format the text so people can read it easily, and you will get more people who will be able to see what's happening and respond. (-6)

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you could tell fricking anything to a judge and he wouldn't be prosecuted. when he intentionally chose not to pull out like they agreed upon, that was not consensual. that was r*pe. (2)

Perhaps look up the definition of r*pe.Look, I'm with OP in this argument. Dude is a POS. But when you use the term r*pe for consensual s*x that just happened to end bad, it detracts from the women and men in the world who are dealing with actual cases of sexual assault and r*pe. (-3)

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Go to the doctor and tell them the pill didn't work. You need the other kind. I know it's hard but don't listen to these people. Your bf, your parents, even the ladies you mentioned at the end - they all think it's ok for you to be trapped in a life by somebody who r*ped you.You do not belong to him, or anyone. There is no God making him survive. I think you need to leave town. If they ask about it, tell them you had a miscarriage. Make sure the doctor knows that you were forcibly impregnated (r*ped). If you really wanna get into it with your parents, I'd ask them, "He r*ped me, why should I give him this baby and surrender my entire life to him?"If you stay with this man, he will hurt you and the baby. (1)

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The only birth that is forced is when a woman is r*ped. Other than that, you knew the risks of getting pregnant. You made the choice when you opened your legs. (-1)

Girl stfu, he got her pregnant without her consent. That is r*pe. He doesn't deserve a child and would never truly appreciate a child he made out of desperation. You would rather that child be brought into a world where he grows up suffering because of his parents shitty relationship. The fetus is inside her body. So it's her choice if she wants to continue the pregnancy or not. I say she shouldn't so she doesn't have to be tied to a psychopath that pulls shit like this. When they break up he will probably do it to the new gf. Stop making people feel bad about the choices they make with their body. Worry about your own body. (2)

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One of my CDs matures next week. It was a 6-month, 4.90%.

I checked last month and the 6-month rate was 4.1%, now it's 4.0%. Clearly Trumpenomics hasn't kicked in yet.

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2025

Sounds like an alliance that'll stop USA

Oh god I love this. Smug dipshits kept hiding behind mutt military power and pretending they were hot shit lecturing others. Hope Trump sama nukes them all

What if the bully

s you after you stand up tho?

This is so homosexual

Thread full of women who never watch the superbowl talk about how they're boycotting the superbowl to protest orange man.

🚨JUST IN: Pentagon reports Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75) collided with the bulk carrier Besiktas-M off the coast of Egypt ⚠️

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— Matt Wallace (@MattWallace888) February 13, 2025

Subs hitting underwater mountains, carriers hitting cargo ships at this rate entire chink buildup will be pointless

Haven't painted lately. Listening to Flaming Lips Embryonic. February sucks. Squids are pretty cool.

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Brown rice with fried egg, halloumi, baby roma tomatoes, rocket and spinach. I just use the microwavable rice packets because frick making rice. You can make this in like 4mins.

I wouldn't call it great by any means but I was pleasantly surprised by it. For a children's movie it was funny/amusing, and most noticeable of all, it was not woke. I feel like 2 or 3 years ago, this movie would either not have been made since the main character is a cop, or it would've been jammed with woke messaging.

It was very innocuous with no social messaging aside from basic stuff. The villain learns to be good because his cloned baby cat encourages him to be nice to people.

The animation style was alright. I thought it would drive me crazy at first but it was ok.

If anything I am amazed at the fact that we've come so far from COVID/George Floydian style messaging within kids entertainment.