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U.S. F-35 fighter jet crashes at Alaska Air Force base after pilot ejects

An Air Force pilot is safe after ejecting out of an F-35 fighter jet that then crashed at the Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska on Tuesday.

The incident occurred around 12:49 p.m. local time and the cause is under investigation, according to base commander Col. Paul Townsend. The pilot, who was not identified, was transported to Bassett Army Hospital and was in stable condition.

A dramatic video of the incident quickly circulated online showing what appears to be the F-35 fighter jet twirling toward the ground before exploding on impact. A deployed parachute can be seen slowly floating down in the background. An Air Force spokesperson later confirmed the video's authenticity to CBS News.

"Our people are our most important resource, and we are committed in ensuring their safety and security," Townsend said in a statement. "I can assure you the United States Air Force will conduct a thorough investigation in hopes to minimize the chances of such occurrences from happening again."

The F-35 fighter jets operated by the U.S. Air Force are replacing the army branch's aging fleet, according to the Air Force's website. They are also deployed by the Navy and the Marines. Each aircraft costs about $100 million.

Last year, a Marine Corps investigation into an F-35 fighter jet that went missing in 2023 had flown for 11 minutes after the pilot ejected before it crashed. An investigation found that incident was the result of pilot error.

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https://blog.bioware.com/2025/01/29/bioware-studio-update/

!g*mers !chuds

Hello Everyone,

Today, we are turning towards the future and preparing for the next chapter in BioWare's story. As we announced in August 2023, we are changing how we build games to meet the needs of our upcoming projects and hold ourselves to the highest quality standards.

Now that Dragon Age: The Veilguard has been released, a core team at BioWare is developing the next Mass Effect game under the leadership of veterans from the original trilogy, including Mike Gamble, Preston Watamaniuk, Derek Watts, Parrish Ley, and others.

In keeping with our fierce commitment to innovating during the development and delivery of Mass Effect, we have challenged ourselves to think deeply about delivering the best experience to our fans. We are taking this opportunity between full development cycles to reimagine how we work at BioWare.

Given this stage of development, we don't require support from the full studio. We have incredible talent here at BioWare, and so we have worked diligently over the past few months to match many of our colleagues with other teams at EA that had open roles that were a strong fit.

Today's news will see BioWare become a more agile, focused studio that produces unforgettable RPGs. We appreciate your support as we build a new future for BioWare.

Gary McKay

General Manager, BioWare

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Fornäs reformulates these types slightly to suit his own purposes. The first he terms "social authenticity, since it uses criteria taken from the level of collective group interaction" and the second he calls "subjective authenticity, since it focuses on the relation between an individual performer and/or listener and her own mind and body, as a state of presence." Both, he points out "stress either source or reception authenticity, with textual authenticity as a silent presumption."

"The third form," he writes, "could be defined as cultural or meta-authenticity, since it moves within (and derives legitimacy from) the level of the symbolic expressions ('texts') themselves." Unlike the first two types, meta-­authenticity deals with the authenticity of texts themselves rather than that of their producers or audiences.

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the ground shakes when they walk

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Think the reason people aren’t having sex is because they are retreating from life. They had porn in the 80s. Drugs before that. It’s the screens. People are living in virtual realities all the time. We’ve all seen the folks on subways buried in phones and tablets - no…

— FischerKing (@FischerKing64) February 18, 2025

>foreign criminals going to a military prison is heckon' le fascism

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Steve Bannon Escalates Feud With Elon Musk: 'Parasitic Illegal Immigrant'

Steve Bannon, a former top adviser to President Donald Trump, has escalated his attacks on Elon Musk, calling the billionaire a "parasitic illegal immigrant" and accusing him of using his influence to push an agenda that disregards American traditions.

The latest remarks underscore growing tensions between two key Trump loyalists. Bannon, the media executive who once served as Trump's chief strategist during his first White House term, has portrayed Musk as a dangerous force within the current administration.

Bannon, a key architect of Trump's first-term agenda, has increasingly positioned himself as a vocal critic of Musk's expanding role in the administration. He has accused Musk, the world's richest person, of being "a racist," "an agent of Chinese influence" and an existential threat to the MAGA movement.

Full accelerationism to self destruct the USA!

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Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

Whatever you do, do not give this man a child. Have it and keep it, give it up for adoption, or terminate, but get him out of your life. (167)

He's so sweet and loving now. I really love him but idk what to do. I can't let a child go without their father if I choose to have it. But I have the resources so maybe I'll say something bad happed at a scan or something (-56)

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Your body, your choice❤️If you feel this is the right thing then I say to do it and you have the right to do it. I can imagine it's not easy but a child is permanent as I'm sure you're aware, and you can't take it back once you've had a child, on the flip side you cannot take it back if you abort the child. As difficult as it is don't feel pressured into doing whatever others what, follow your heart and mind and do what's right for yourself. I'd also advise if your sexual partner cannot be responsible by wearing condoms or anything, always be the responsible one yourself and take birth control or condoms etc. (13)

Before all of this, he was on the same page with me and would pull out. I trusted him. I feel like he has everything to gain and I have everything to lose. I have a good career and have a house I'm fixing up ( needs lots of work) and he gets a pretty girl who makes great money and a house but I'm the one who made all of this happen. Idk (-14)

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From the title, it sounds like a difficult position to be in.Please format the text so people can read it easily, and you will get more people who will be able to see what's happening and respond. (-6)

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you could tell fricking anything to a judge and he wouldn't be prosecuted. when he intentionally chose not to pull out like they agreed upon, that was not consensual. that was r*pe. (2)

Perhaps look up the definition of r*pe.Look, I'm with OP in this argument. Dude is a POS. But when you use the term r*pe for consensual s*x that just happened to end bad, it detracts from the women and men in the world who are dealing with actual cases of sexual assault and r*pe. (-3)

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Go to the doctor and tell them the pill didn't work. You need the other kind. I know it's hard but don't listen to these people. Your bf, your parents, even the ladies you mentioned at the end - they all think it's ok for you to be trapped in a life by somebody who r*ped you.You do not belong to him, or anyone. There is no God making him survive. I think you need to leave town. If they ask about it, tell them you had a miscarriage. Make sure the doctor knows that you were forcibly impregnated (r*ped). If you really wanna get into it with your parents, I'd ask them, "He r*ped me, why should I give him this baby and surrender my entire life to him?"If you stay with this man, he will hurt you and the baby. (1)

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The only birth that is forced is when a woman is r*ped. Other than that, you knew the risks of getting pregnant. You made the choice when you opened your legs. (-1)

Girl stfu, he got her pregnant without her consent. That is r*pe. He doesn't deserve a child and would never truly appreciate a child he made out of desperation. You would rather that child be brought into a world where he grows up suffering because of his parents shitty relationship. The fetus is inside her body. So it's her choice if she wants to continue the pregnancy or not. I say she shouldn't so she doesn't have to be tied to a psychopath that pulls shit like this. When they break up he will probably do it to the new gf. Stop making people feel bad about the choices they make with their body. Worry about your own body. (2)

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2025

Sounds like an alliance that'll stop USA

Oh god I love this. Smug dipshits kept hiding behind mutt military power and pretending they were hot shit lecturing others. Hope Trump sama nukes them all

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s you after you stand up tho?

This is so homosexual

Heading home from Florida today and not very happy about it but will be happy to return to coonposting.

4chan: The internet's unwashed basement where anonymity breeds brilliance and degeneracy in equal measure. It's like a digital Lord of the Flies, but with more memes and fewer conch shells. Genius ideas drowned in a sea of edgelords—congrats on inventing half the internet's culture while staying a cesspool.

BlueSky: Twitter's awkward cousin who showed up late to the party with a "decentralized" buzzword and a dream. It's like someone saw Mastodon and thought, "Let's make it shinier and still somehow less relevant." Enjoy your echo chamber with better branding, I guess.

Groomercord: A g*mer's paradise turned into a labyrinth of crypto scams, furry roleplay, and "community" servers where the mods rule like petty dictators. It's Skype meets Lord of the Rings chatrooms, minus the charm and plus a billion notifications you'll never read.

Facebook: The boomer mothership where your aunt shares Minion memes and anti-vax conspiracies between FarmVille updates. It's a digital retirement home that somehow still knows what you shopped for last week. Zuck's watching, always.

Gab: Twitter for people who got banned from Twitter for being too Twitter. A libertarian fever dream where free speech means "say the quiet part loud" and the algorithm's just a megaphone for the fringes. Enjoy your edge, edgelords.

iFunny: A meme app for people who think Reddit's too intellectual. It's like a time capsule of 2012 humor—edgy enough to feel rebellious, tame enough to not scare the middle schoolers who still use it. Scroll, cringe, repeat.

Instagram: Where influencers sell you a lifestyle you can't afford, filtered through 17 layers of Photoshop and existential despair. It's a beauty pageant for avocado toast and gym selfies, judged by bots and thirsty simps. #Blessed.

Kick: Twitch's scrappy rival that's like, "We'll let you say slightly more slurs!" It's the Wild West of streaming, except the cowboys are 19-year-olds raging at Fortnite and begging for subs. Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.

KiwiFarms: The internet's gossip rag meets stalker diary. It's a site dedicated to "documenting" weirdos with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the moral compass of a broken GPS. Drama so niche it's practically a PhD thesis in petty.

Lemmy: Mastodon's even nerdier sibling that's all about "federation" and "open-source." It's like Reddit for people who own too many Linux T-shirts and think upmarseying is a sacred duty. Decentralized boredom at its finest.

Mastodon: The hipster Twitter where everyone's smug about escaping the bird app, but it's just fractured echo chambers with worse UI. Toot your horn all you want; no one's listening outside your 12-person instance.

rDrama.net: A site so self-aware it's basically a parody of itself. It's Reddit's chaotic little brother, obsessed with stirring the pot and laughing at the mess. Drama for drama's sake—honestly, kinda respect the hustle.

Reddit: The hive mind where groupthink reigns supreme and every opinion's an upmarsey away from gospel. It's a cesspit of memes, mansplaining, and subreddits so niche you'll find 14 people arguing over vintage toaster coils. Karma's a heck of a drug.

Rumble: YouTube for people who think YouTube's too woke. It's a video platform where conspiracy theorists and "censored" talking heads thrive, all while pretending they're the underdog. Spoiler: You're still not Alex Jones famous.

scored.co: A right-wing Reddit clone that's so obsessed with "owning the libs" it forgot to build a personality. It's like Gab and X had a baby, but it only inherited the angry uncle vibes. Points for effort, I guess.

soyjak.party: A meme factory so deep in irony it's practically performance art. It's 4chan's weird nephew, churning out soyface edits for an audience of three people and a bot. Niche doesn't even begin to cover it.

Threads: Zuck's Twitter knockoff that's as exciting as a beige wall. It's Instagram's text-based midlife crisis, trying to capitalize on Elon's mess-ups but forgetting to bring any soul. Scroll, yawn, uninstall.

TikTok: Brain rot in 15-second bursts. It's a slot machine of dance trends, lip-syncs, and "hacks" that'll have you wondering how humanity survived this long. China's greatest export since gunpowder, and twice as addictive.

Tumblr: The pastel graveyard of 2010s fandoms, now a ghost town of aesthetic blogs and lingering SJWs. It's like walking through a digital thrift store—quirky, dated, and faintly sad. Still waiting for the Superwholock resurgence.

Twitch: Where charisma goes to scream at video games for 12 hours while chat spams "Poggers." It's a cult of personality meets digital busking, with hot tub streams and ban hammers keeping things spicy. Just don't ask about the ad revenue split.

watchpeopledie.tv: The internet's darkest corner, where curiosity meets morbidity in a way that'd make even 4chan blush. It's a grim reminder that some people's "entertainment" is others' nightmares. Proceed with caution, or better yet, don't.

X: Elon's playground, where free speech means chaos, bots, and blue-check clout chasers. It's a dumpster fire you can't look away from—half genius, half trainwreck. Still better than Threads, somehow.

YouTube: The video behemoth where cat clips, tutorials, and unhinged rants coexist under an algorithm that hates creators. It's the internet's TV, complete with ads you can't skip and comments you shouldn't read. Demonetized dreams live here.

Honestly, I kneel to papa musk, never thought that Grok 3 would be that impressive. . Did I miss any social media sites?

If time were nearing it's end, would you know?

— Whois Jesus (@TruthYouAreFree) November 30, 2024

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Thread full of women who never watch the superbowl talk about how they're boycotting the superbowl to protest orange man.