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β¨ Hey you, FREAKS and SUCKERS ππ¦ this WEDNESDAY, February 5 π , let's π₯ get BARE π at our state's capitol ποΈ and SHAKE it like a POLITICAL πβ‘οΈ BUSINESS π! From NOON to 4 PM ππ, bring your FINEST FRIENDS π―ββοΈπ and LET those American leaders πΊπΈπ know we won't STAND for that FASCIST PEEPEE ππ₯! Flash your BEST protest signs βπ½π’ and SHOW 'EM that those who can't HANDLE our FREEDOM ππ¦ don't deserve our CUMpassion ππ¦! LET'S RALLY LIKE A CLIMAX π€―π¦ and leave NO BUTT UN-TOUCHED ππ, because when we PROTEST, we DO IT LOUD ππΌπ and PROUD, making them WET with fear π¦π±! Send this message to 10 of your HORNY mates ππ¦, and if you don't get BACK 5οΈβ£, you might get LEFT with NO HARDWARE ππ! Let's bounce at the capitol like it's a SPRING BREAK πΉπ, and show them HORNY CAUSES can't be ignored! πππ₯
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Hope you are all having a good day!! A few days ago I go to start up the SUV... it was -40!!! but it was plugged in last night so it should turn over... nothing. It has power! The lights are on. π€ Cheyenne goes "Maybe it's the battery?" Looking back I shoulda known...π«£
So i run down to the autoshop to ask about prices so I can compare with the place in town... get there ask the guy...he gives me his price. I say thank you THEN he starts giving me GUFF FOR not checking one thing or another...! Hes Russian or ukrainian so I tell him I can't understand a WORD hes saying!! I'm starting to get heated with his tone. I tell him "LOOK!! What was the number you said to me at the start?! Thats ALL I NEED from you!" π‘ Long story short I did not buy a battery from him because he was gping to spend 45min "looking"βοΈβοΈ for it and it was already 630...
My wife says "go home and eat." So I do while she runs into town. I could go on and on about how NEWER cars have everything buried way deep down (they BURIED my battery!!) but 5 bolts, two plugs and A LOT of swearing later i got to it... finish up and it turns out I blew the breaker to the outsixe plugs.when I zapped myself the day before! π΅βπ« So now I have TWO batteries...
Anyone else have some INFURIATING stories of dealing with employees? I just wanted what I asked for!! Not some guff about batteries! π
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In other words, a site that sells itself as a home for "authentic human connection" is now giving humans the option to interact with an algorithm instead.
TBF dealing with your average redditor already feels like you're talking to a bot.
Perhaps the greatest value of a good Reddit thread is the informed disagreement on best purchases and practices
Noooo frick Socrates! I just want someone to tell me what to buy!
When I reached out to ask about this product, a spokesperson told me over email that in part, "Answers simply summarizes redditors' existing posts and conversations without presenting an opinion or perspective of its own" and directs users to relevant discussions.
B-word please. It just chooses what the right answer is, but it didn't come up with that itself so it's unbiased?
Without human answers, there is no Reddit Answersβand so, should the feature really take off and Redditors stop engaging with one another, the chatbot will be drained of biological intelligence
This is something a child should be able to understand. The more the AI succeeds in pushing humans out of the picture, the less material it has to work from. We'll end up with AIs summarizing each other in an endless loop.
I probably just don't know what I'm what I'm talking about. I doubted that blockchain would really change our lives and... oh yeah that mysteriously disappeared exactly when the AI fad started.
The creativity of our young Silicon Valley entrepreneurs must have created something completely new, something never thought of before. Except by all those guys in the 1980s who told us that the AI revolution had come so we'd all better start learning LISP.
In the end, there's one thing that soulless AI will never be able understand: Dude bussy lmao.
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[β]nightkingscat -20 points 15 hours ago
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this comment had be giggling...
there has got to be a lot of non nyc people posting in there...illegal setting woman on fire in the subway is bad, so lets fix the problem, oh no not like that...whose gonna pick the veggies and clean our pottys...
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Sheeit before Freud my forefathers my COOMfathers were in their lil underground networks cooming in isolated bunkers or among illegal communities hated and reviled by most. Aight sheeit, sleeping with animals doesn't seem that bad if you get to COOM.
You see, back in the days, we're talking like black-and-white photos, they coomed but they didn't really even understand why they were cooming. And the outsiders couldn't make sense of it either. Then Sigmund Freud emerged. All the things we were mumbling as we were gooning, those sacred vowels, they were pieces of the puzzle that Freud put together.
MOMMY FRICKING KILL DAD ANAL RETENTION
Thanks to him, so much sexual degenracy was accepted by the mainstream and now we live in the golden era of COOM. One day in the life of a pauper coomer today is more marvellous than a prince COOMER before Freud. Now sheeit, some of my GOONERS go to college and shit to learn about this nigguh but I'm good with a wiki summary I'm not tryna waste a whole afternoon especially when I've got GOONING to do.
Aight bet that was just some knowledge in case ya'll didn't understand why GOONERs rep FREUD so much. There is a schism in the GOON community. Some worship De Sade and we respect him, but my set worship Freud and that shit smooth as frick.
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I prefer covering my with white pepper instead of salt.
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Imagine the reaction from redditors
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Hey peeps, how come we don't have an LKY Marsey yet?
YOU NEED TO LET ME LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY BHENCHOD
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