Never bet against the American consumer

"Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp"https://t.co/OFLx0ocT25

— Jeremy 'adjusted for inflation' Horpedahl 📈 (@jmhorp) April 19, 2024

I'm not factchecking this, I choose to believe it

fricking christ

Context: @SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER has said that he compulsively uses his phone while driving

!Wolfpack we built this country

Revelation 13:18

This is the magic square of the sun, Magick squares were a popular past time used for occult purposes in Jesus's time. If you add up all the numbers of the magic square of the sun, they add up to 666.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_square

There were certain magic squares that were associated with planetary elements. Jesus as presented in the Bible has aspects and attributes associated with the Sun.

I have 3 theories on why:

Early Church incorporated elements of Paganism with Jesus and the Roman Empire basically edited the Bible to turn Jesus into a sun god, we know that the Church incorporated pagan elements into Easter and Christmas essentially Christianizing Pagan holidays

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia

The concept of Gift Giving on Christmas stemmed from Saturnalia.

Easter was named after a pagan spring Goddess associated with a spring festival who is said to be associated with hares.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%92ostre

The pre-Christian ancient world is filled with stories of resurrection around spring. One of the world's oldest civilisations, the Sumer who lived in southern Mesopotamia (modern southern Iraq), inscribed a story of their goddess Inanna onto a clay tablet some two thousand years before Christ.

https://www.history.co.uk/articles/the-pagan-roots-of-easter

If you celebrate Easter or Christmas then the reality is you are celebrating a pagan holiday. It is possible that the Catholic Church incorporated elements of the Sun into the historical Jesus, turning him into a sun God.

I have two other theories:

As Jesus is a sun God associated with resurrection, the Christ is also the antichrist. I'll let you think about this.

The Sun as a planetary symbol is a symbol representing the self and the ego. If you don't shed the shell of your own personal identity and turn yourself over to God, which means being free of attachments, then you won't be saved.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1c7rjlr/this_my_headcanon_atlest_i_dont_know_about_you/?sort=controversial

The Biden Admin has just officially abolished Title IX as we knew it. Now, sex = gender identity.

In a nutshell, the new rewrite means:
- men can take academic AND athletic scholarships from women
- men will have FULL access to bathrooms, locker rooms, etc
- men could be… pic.twitter.com/JfQVI9Yfph

— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) April 19, 2024

!transphobes

I’m sorry? What? @metpoliceuk

You are gaslighting Jews, telling us if we report on the prejudice your force holds against that we are the ones “making a further dent”

The guy was told if he stayed there he’d be arrested, when asked why, your officer basically said because… https://t.co/pTLc5hVU2U

— Kosher🎗🧡 (@KosherCockney) April 19, 2024

Original post: https://rdrama.net/h/sandshit/post/262608/marseybongcoplaser-oi-you-got-a-loicense

Deleted apology:

New apology for the apology:

Various sneeding:

https://twitter.com/leekern13/status/1781348219840045351

https://twitter.com/claire88424030/status/1781370948869910645

https://twitter.com/nicolelampert/status/1781398231118717150

Rightoids making hay:

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1781412930677817779

https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1781375302091849923

Actually important people (in Bong terms):

https://twitter.com/lucyallan/status/1781406960870416745

https://twitter.com/markjenkinsonmp/status/1781071114464092325

Reddit threads:

Post-apology:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1c847cj/met_police_earlier_we_posted_a_statement_about_a/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1c88wgb/met_police_apologises_for_openly_jewish_comment/?sort=controversial (warming up)

Pre-apology:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1c7i0g8/met_police_officer_says_that_it_is_unsafe_to_be/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/comments/1c806kg/shocking_moment_met_police_officer_threatens_to/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1c7pmx4/shocking_moment_police_officer_threatens_to/?sort=controversial

I was writing a python script today to scrap reddit and generate a list of transexuals and hamas simps for me to block and it was nothing but pain.

Why you ask?

Because python does nothing to warn you what error your code can throw or even if it can throw an error. In D (the far superior langue) you can tag your code @nothrow and if your code can throw any error you've not handled the compiler will throw an error. This allows for good, safe, trustworthy code the likes of which you will never get from gaython

No instead you'll write a try except for every case you can think of just to have it throw one you didn't, give up and use pokemon exception like a jr!

The case for @nogc is even simpler, my code is short lived enough that it simply doesn't need garbage collect. Instead I the almighty dev should be allowed to manually managed the memory thus ensuring I get the maximum amount of perforce.

I can't tell you how useful nogc is in D.

!codecels embrace the D, it's the future

PS: rust and go are gay.

Lyrics:

Everything, everything's tempting

I've got my DNR

Drag my dress across the street

And settle down for a minute

There goes a ghost against the ropes

Memory bliss or so I'm told

I love you, legend, let it go

I love you, legend, hope you know

This is gonna hurt, but it's worth it

True seekers might be darned

I'll remain forever loyal

I'll find my way out of the grave

Strip away, strip away

Strip away armor, strip away fear

I think I lost it, but here it comes again

But here it comes again

Everything, everything's tempting

You've got your DNR

Saw blades of grass spray-painted black

Just settle down for a minute

And I know you think I won't amount to shit

Lock in narrow your eyes

And I know you think I won't amount to shit

Just walk on by

I love you, legend, let it go

I love you, legend, hope you know

This is gonna hurt, but it's worth it

True seekers might be darned

I'll remain forever loyal

I'll find my way out of the grave

Strip away, strip away

Strip away armor, strip away fear

I think I lost it, but here it comes again

But here it comes again, but here it comes again

Moving your feet, but they're wrapped in concrete

(Go, go, go, go) Moving your feet, but they're wrapped in concrete

(Go, go, go, go) Moving your feet, but they're wrapped in concrete

(Go, go, go, go) Moving your feet, but they're wrapped in

I love you, legend, let it go

I love you, legend, hope you know

This is gonna hurt, but it's worth it

True seekers might be darned

I'll remain forever loyal

I'll find my way out of the grave

Strip away, strip away

Strip away armor, strip away fear

I think I lost it, but here it comes again

But here it comes again, but here it comes again

pls don't just say something is broken, explain HOW its broken

example of useless bug reports:

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/4763331#context by @Ninjjer - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/4746234#context by @S - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/4013219#context by @boogiecat - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/3848053#context by @L - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/h/kappa/post/196129/funbag-fridays/4783886#context by @Horned_waifus_shill - didn't explain shit

also pls tell me ur browser and device and include screenshots/recording if u can

An important message from us regarding the LittleBigPlanet servers and online features: pic.twitter.com/QLweKxvD3s

— Sackboy: A Big Adventure | LittleBigPlanet (@LittleBigPlanet) April 19, 2024

I have a confession to make. I watch cooking youtubers. I'm sorry, I understand if you block me after having admitted that. I made the thing from this video:

I like Sam the Cooking Guy. He's funny. He posts almost every day because he's a sperg (also because I believe he's the #1 cooking youtube guy right now). You have to take his reactions with a grain of salt. He will make a salisbury steak or something and act like he's jizzing in his pants on camera because it's so good. It probably isn't really that good. This recipe is pretty good, though.

I did everything as described in his recipe link, except for two things. I followed the directions for my rice cooker instead of whatever he said, and I omitted his sauce, because it seemed unnecessary. There were already green onions, garlic, and ginger in the rice. I didn't see a good reason to put a sauce made out of mostly just those same 3 ingredients on top. I just squirted this (awesome) crap all over it instead:

This was a good recipe. It was extremely low effort, and it was very good. I barely spent any time in the kitchen at all. Highly recommended.

PS: sorry about the weird blur, I guess Samsung was feeling artsy today.

What Americans who are pro train don't understand is that you have to share the train with the general public and the general public are retarded https://t.co/HSfhWAwAL6

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) April 19, 2024

!g*mers

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— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) April 19, 2024