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Diddy is 100% gonna get Epsteined.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116526950028248.webp

https://www.newsweek.com/diddy-hidden-cameras-rodney-lil-rod-jones-lawsuit-s*x-trafficking-1884070

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116526952168555.webp

https://www.complex.com/music/a/backwoodsaltar/50-cent-top-dollar-diddy-party-footage

LEBRON NO!:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711652695341363.webp

!tmz

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New Toss

:mars#eytankushanka: :to: :marseyastr#onaut2:

Launch frame 12, landing frame 181

Frame rate: 25.000 FPS

~57.5 m peak height.(flight time corresponds to 56m height from flat ground)

(i copied the math and am to lazy to check it)

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The comic in question makes the same uninspired complaints you've all heard before: long wait times, not enough doctors, not actually free. Spicier then her usual "look at me I'm a quirky girl" comics, but still long and unfunny.

The reactions, however, are hilarious.

What kind of right-wing talking point nonsense is this? Pizzacake is a secret conservative? First time I've ever been disappointed in their comics.

:marseyleftoids#chizo:

Fricking stupid comic. Honestly.... Who rails against free healthcare. What kind of self loathing ignorant propaganda Muppet rails against free healthcare. Into the cesspit with you and your I'll

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEE"

:soyjaktantrum#:

As an American, this is an awful comic. The privilege you have living in Canada with your healthcare system. My god, you even suck as a person.

:marsey#maid: < privilege

This is a pretty egregious comic. First of all, the only thing you're accomplishing with this is sending the message that single payer healthcare is bad. I get that's not what you meant, but it's what you did, and it's dumb as heck. It's also just not true. Yes, the Canadian healthcare system is understaffed...(this goes on and on)

:soysnooseethetyping#:

Pizzacake being a US right-wing adjacent talking-point slinger doesn't surprise me for some reason...

:marseyleftoidschizo#:

This one's gonna be used by conservatives as "proof" that the American healthcare system is somehow better.

:marseyleftoidschizo#: (this Marsey is so useful)

My favorite comments are the ones accusing her of being American.

USA trying its hardest to justify its fricked up system

She's Canadian, not American

I know, I read her responses, my meme still aplies tho

:marseyemojir#ofl:

All in all, quite a bit of seetheposting from poor amerifats that can't afford insurance. Probably her best comic ever. !pinknames

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116576760663443.webp

:marseywallst:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116577295293205.webp

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:marseydeadinside2: :marseymisssize:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711659573211678.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116595734668207.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116595737832644.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116595739705954.webp

:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

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Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, of TLC's ‘Abby & Brittany,' HAS TRANSITIONED!!!
Abby and Brittany Hensel, who documented their lives in a TLC reality series, have transitioned from a duo to a trio.

Abby, the left-side conjoined twin, married Josh Bowling, a nurse and United States Army veteran, in 2021. They live in Minnesota, where the Hensel twins were born and raised.

They have a TikTok if anyone wants to post more fun stuff:

abbyandbrittanyhensel/TikTok

https://tiktok.com/@abbyandbrittanyhensel (hope this is right).

Abby and Brittany, 34, have been living private lives since their 8-episode show “Abby & Brittany” aired in 2012. But it's been a happy life for them in Minnesota, where they were born and raised.

According to the “Today” show, which obtained marriage records for the spouses, the sisters are both fifth-grade teachers in their home state.

There's a link to this Today Show find in that paragraph so I'll link it here:

Abby and Josh kept their marriage under wraps from the public eye until 2023, when they shared photos of the wedding ceremony on their TikTok, @abbyandbrittanyhensel. A wedding guest's resurfaced clip revealed an intimate moment from the lovebird's wedding on Facebook.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711656591056752.webp

A 20-second clip posted on Heidi Bowling's Facebook captures the couple dancing and kissing at the wedding reception. Abby and her sister wore an all-white, sleeveless bridal gown and laced-back dress, while Bowling wore a grey suit.

Bowling is seen staring into his blushing bride's eyes while Brittany supports her sister.

The duo originally appeared on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” in 1996, explaining their lives as conjoined twins.

They were born as dicephalus conjoined twins, a rare condition when two heads are on a single body with one genital system; two, three or four arms, two hearts and two legs.

The Helsen twins share a bloodstream and all organs below the waist. Abby controls their right arm and leg and Brittany controls the left side.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116565914584138.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116565916828935.webp

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Kiwicel waxes poetic about JDownloader2. :marseynerd3: :marseykiwityping:

They are prohibited by law from adding functionality to download DRM protected content :marseysoyjak:


:marseynerd3typing: :marseynerd3typing: :marseynerd3typing:

And that's not the scope of the software. The scope of the software is to make it easier and faster to download shit from the web, not to specifically download shit protected by Widevine. If you assumed that JD2 is a piracy program you're a fricking r-slur. Plus, it's pretty clear that JD devs would absolutely love to add such functionality to their software, but because they are from a country with draconian laws they cannot do so, and to move to a freer country just to appease a few users that want to download shit from a few websites with DRM is just stupid.

JDownloader2 is great for many other things, including downloading pirated content. For example, you know those shitty download sites with multiple fake download buttons, waiting times and other bullshit like that? JDownloader2 is there so that you paste in a link, it figures out the right download link for you, and if there is a captcha, it'll automatically click it for you so it's as painless as possible.

One complaint I have is that in the recent years all those sites are getting protected by Matthew Princess and JD2 still hasn't figured out how to bypass Cuckflare's cockblock with shared browser cookies or something like that, so a lot of sites no longer really work in JD2.

However, another fantastic use for JD2 is the ability to add accounts and to do inline downloading. You can add a Google account and do 20 simultaneous inline downloads of a file from Google Drive that needs an account to download.

Or, and this is my favorite function, you know how Internet Archive is a safe haven for software piracy because of their DMCA exemption? And how their download speeds are painfully slow? And how their torrents are useless as they never contain all the files and no one ever uses them? And how some collections require you to have an account and direct download anyway?

With JDownloader2 it's actually feasible to grab shit from there by direct download, because you can add your IA account to JD2 to access those login only collections, and then you can start an inline download, so if normally you have that horrendous download speed of 700Kbps, now you have that, but multiplied by 20 times, so you can hit 14Mbps download speeds. Now it takes a few minutes to download a multi-gigabyte ISO instead of a few hours, because you're simultaneously downloading it 20 times. You could try and bop this up even further with advanced options, but JD2 limits it to 20 by default to not overly stress various servers when people use the software out of the box.

There are also other useful functions of JD2, like scanning links so you can grab all the images from a website with a gallery to easily batch download those, or the aforementioned YouTube downloader that's a good way to download and archive YouTube videos if you're a BIPOC, fear the command line and therefore cannot use yt-dlp like a white man, or you're just lazy. But JDownloader2 is not all-encompassing, and yeah, for different sites you'll want different tools, maybe even purpose written.

That is not to say that JDownloader2 is shit and gay because jewish chads and g*rmans and hurr durr they do not appease to my neurodivergent standards. It's irreplaceable for many things, but there are also many things that other software does better or simply do something that cannot be done in JD2. I still use it for inline downloading large files because I don't know other downloaders that let me do so and use site credentials to bypass login restrictions.

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This is why homos keep dying from HIV.
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[plz help] SDXL (ponyXL) is giving me some issues.

Been trying to make ponyXL work for the last few hours and I'm not getting anywhere

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711656964835725.webp

All my outputs look like the above. Simple colours and shapes with no detail. I'm using the SDXL vae (using no vae still doesn't fix it) and not using refiner. Running on a rx580 8gb in medvram mode (otherwise I don't have enough vram to hold the model)

[mostly] Solved! I was using too low of a resolution, bumped it to 1024x1024 and it works better https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116591267189615.webp

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Bod mods?

Or edgiest thing about u irl?

Also if u want a split tongue u MUST do it yourself or you're a kitty and didn't earn it :marseyindignant: :marseyarbok:

It freaks people out tho (even more if they ask how I got it like wtf it's not that crazy…)

Also bonus nitroglycerin med bottle/necklace a friend gave to me and a dead beetle 🪲 (had a sick butt scorpion belt buckle too but idk what happened to it)

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:marseyembrace:
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:marseyrule4: :marseymini:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17115764356787887.webp

:anticarp:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17115764360260658.webp

@The_Ghost_Poster

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17115764363550892.webp

:capy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17115764366486747.webp

@mithrandir

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send images of dogs

i really lvoe tiny dogs especially i think of them all the time

big dogs are ok too but i prefer those tiny rats

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@The_Homocracy you made it to /r/murderedbywords bro

https://old.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/1bpwedb/conspiracy_theorist_destroyed_by_his_own_logic/?sort=controversial

Lol

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116516113665488.webp

https://twitter.com/ZagMBB/status/1773075748997173479

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116516117398975.webp

https://twitter.com/ZagMBB/status/1773173986974634291

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116516119586341.webp

Thankfully our hero, and current member of the Michigan House of Representatives (R-Oakland County), fricking owns the nerds saying it's a college basketball team though

https://twitter.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773157120524894656

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711651612282734.webp

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Shame on you dramatard. You are less of a misogynist than an actual foid.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17116501402633646.webp

Link.

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:redlight: Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison for orchestrating FTX fraud :marseyitsover:

Reactions

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39852953

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39852992


https://old.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1bpytqz/sam_bankmanfried_sentenced_to_20_years_in_prison/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1bpxqjg/sam_bankmanfried_apologizes_to_ftx_excolleagues/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1bpyxy2/sam_bankmanfried_sentenced_to_25_years_in_prison/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1bpz163/sam_bankmanfried_sentenced_to_25_years_in_prison/?sort=controversial


https://old.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/comments/1bpywz5/sam_bankmanfried_sentenced_to_25_years_in_prison/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/comments/1bpywlw/bankmanfried_sentenced_to_25_years_for/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bpytbc/holy_mother_of_god/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bpz1n4/disgraced_former_ftx_ceo_sam_bankmanfried/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/1bpyt5w/sbf_sentenced_to_240_months_then_consecutive_60/?sort=controversial


https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1773377440582455501

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1773376555328160085

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1773377957660066271

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1773380776114917712 :chudseethe:

And more https://twitter.com/search?q=sam+bankman-fried


Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced Thursday to 25 years in prison for his role in defrauding users of the collapsed cryptocurrency exchange FTX.

In a Lower Manhattan federal courtroom, U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan called the defense's argument misleading, logically flawed, and speculative.

He said Bankman-Fried had committed obstruction of justice and witness tampering while mounting his defense — something Kaplan said he weighed in his sentencing decision.

Bankman-Fried, wearing a beige jailhouse jumpsuit, made a statement striking an apologetic tone, saying he had made a series of "selfish" decisions while leading FTX and "threw it all away."

"It haunts me every day," he said.

Prosecutors had sought as much as 50 years, while Bankman-Fried's legal team argued for no more than 6½ years. He was convicted on seven criminal counts in November and had been held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn ever since.

Bankman-Fried's lawyers had pleaded for leniency, citing what they described as mental health struggles and his purported generosity in his personal life. They also argued that FTX users had not ultimately suffered substantial losses — something current FTX administrator John Ray said was false in a letter to Kaplan in advance of Thursday's sentencing.

But prosecutors argued the brazenness of the crime, the extent of the victims' losses and damages and Bankman-Fried's evident lack of remorse meant a harsher sentence was warranted.

Late Tuesday, prosecutors filed documents from victims testifying about how Bankman-Fried's actions had harmed them.

“My whole life has been destroyed,” wrote one, whose name was redacted, in a letter dated March 15. “I have 2 young children, one born right before the collapse. I still remember the weeks following where I would stare blankly into their eyes, completely empty inside knowing their futures have been stolen through no fault of our own. I did not gamble on crypto. I did not make any crypto gains. I had my [bitcoin] which I had collected over years deposited on FTX as a custodian. I did not agree to the risk that SBF took with my funds.”

The man added he was suffering from depression and that his wife had become suicidal.

“I know we can never make that kind of money back ever again,” he wrote.

Another person wrote about how the loss of funds had affected numerous life plans, including a wedding.

“Each passing day is a painful reminder of the opportunities stolen from me, compounding feelings of hopelessness and despair," the person wrote. "The burden of financial ruin weighs heavily on my shoulders, leading me to grapple with constant thoughts of suicide and significantly impairing my ability to perform at work.”

In the recent annals of white-collar crime, Bankman-Fried's sentence is many years more than what most others found guilty had received. Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes received about 11 years. Former WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers received 25 years. Former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling received 24 years.


!dramatards !r-slurs !fellas get in here!

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