JD Vance confirmed veepstakes vinner

I cannot tell if the author of the above piece is trans or just very very very ugly. I found an article referring to Skylar Baker-Jordan as a he, and it wasn't from a chud site, but ??????

Journoids are in shambles and clinging desperately to "he blamed Biden for saying to put Trump in the bullseye hours before so he should be disqualified" :marseyxd:


This minidoc explains the situation pretty well and there is a timeline of events below:

It's an anonymous source but I believe it since he doesn't seem like the type of guy that would quit twitter or actually kill himself. !soyteens The short video at the top with the rap music and a lot of the info on this case is courtesy of the Soyjak:chudglassesglow: Party /raid/ing division, since there isn't a dedicated Kiwifarms thread on it yet, despite this being a truly fascinating story since ALL he had to do was to just stop using Twitter for a while.

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  • N : copying and pasting from our gore sister site, i see :!marseyjourno:
Photo/video/info dump on Thomas Matthew Crooks, the man who shot at trump.

i will remove anything that is incorrect, just lmk in the comments. reporting is for kitties.

just say smth is incorrect and quit acting like a control freak reddit mod.

this info is all still very new, and we're all still sorting through whats accurate and what isnt.

  • I'd like to thank all the commenters who've been extremely helpful in gathering all this information

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  • TY admin for effortpost badge!!!

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Crooks's DMV photo:

  • Some of Crooks's yearbook photos:

  • Crooks's graduation in 2022 (higher quality video from NotYou in comments):

  • Some videos from his school, in which he appears (courtesy of NotYou):

  • The first photo released of Crooks:

  • Crooks seen on the roof, before the shooting:

  • Crooks on the roof, after being shot by SS.


Crooks was a registered republican, however, his political views are still unknown.

  • His voter status record:

  • this article says he had a groomercord account but it wasn't used frequently.

  • A receipt showing his 15$ donation to ActBlue, a democrat party organization:

  • He attended Bethel Park High School, as seen here.

He was bullied frequently, as mentioned by this schoolmate of his:

ABC news says he tried to join the school's rifle club, but was denied entry, because of his terrible aim.

(screenshot from the ABC news article)

Another schoolmate of his said that he was very passionate about history and government. He was also described by some as a 'loner'.

He graduated with the Star Award worth $500 from the National Math and Science Initiative.

  • His house (2506 Milford Dr, Bethel Park)

  • Couple clips from police footage, taken on Highland Drive:

Highland drive, currently blocked off, as seen on live-updated traffic maps.

  • He was working as a dietary aide at the Bethel Park Skilled Nursing and Rehabilitation Center, according to ABC news.

His parents are Matthew Brian Crooks and Mary Elizabeth Crooks [nee Frizzy, possibly]. They are both 53 years old, as of today's date, and are both behavioural counsellors. He may have an older sister, Katherine Crooks. She is 22 years old as of today's date. (info from CNN and USphonebook)

Thomas's mother, Mary, made a post on Twitter, mentioning that her son "had some mental issues and was dealing with built-up anger from bullies". I have not yet seen this video, please attach it in a comment if you've seen it. (I am starting to believe this may be false information)

More information about his household

His father Matthew Brian Crooks is a psychologist and has authored many academic books. He currently works at Community Care Behavioral Health. He is a certified Rehabilitation Counselor and works with people with depression. His mother is called Mary Elizabeth Crooks (born as Mary Elizabeth Frizzy) and is a registered counselor, but has previously taught in a primary school. She might currently be a homemaker. They are both registered democrats. Thomas is registered republican and has donated to democratic parties prior to registration of a republican. However, this does not have to mean a whole lot.

โ€The family's annual income is reported to be $310,000. His parents seem to be from Scottish heritage. Thomas was born in September 2003. His parents identify as Jewish. Both of his parents also seem to work as licensed behavioral counselors in Pennsylvania. โ€โ€The newspaper reporter that he received a $500 "star award" from the National Math and Science Initiative. He made a $15 donation to ACTBLUE when he was 17 years old. Thomas Crooks and his parents have been living separately for two years now. He allegedly had a big fight with his father before moving out of the house at the age of 18. Thomas has previously stayed with his grandparents but soon moved out after getting reprimanded for taking drugs.


Thomas crooks has reportedly come up in several intelligence reports recently. He is known for his extreme views and involvement in violent incidents. Investigations into Crooks' background reveal links to radical groups, including online associations with people promoting drastic actions against perceived enemies, however, this cannot be confirmed. His parents denied having any knowledge about his use of guns or radical ideology. They however admitted that they were aware of his assaults on fellow students in college.


Thomas was purportedly part of Antifa actions (Minneapolis Demonstration 2021), marked by confrontations with police and incidents of arson. He was twice released on bail with the help of his parents. His father reported to CNN that he is waiting for law enforcement to finish what needs to be finished before he will release a statement about the situation.


In the image below you can see the shirt Thomas was wearing. This T-shirt promotes a gun YouTube channel, Demolition Ranch. The founder Matt Carriker has seen this and has responded on his Instagram with the three words "What the heck".

Thomas's father's linkedin profile:

  • :marseythumbsup:



Then there is this story about his mother and her statement. This is completely fake and false. I will provide the screenshots anyway:



Happened a couple days ago.

You can see the European man in a blue shirt at 00:34. He says "it was a battery or whatever."

There is another video (linked below) that shows him talking with his sons next to him after the evacuation and in the terminal. Basically one of the sons noticed the battery burning/smoking/smelling. They then chose to open the rear door, even though the FA told them not to, and threw the backpack out of the plane. He makes himself out to be a heroโ€ฆ


He is the damn hero. He threw the battery fire out of the plane before it lit anything else up and asphyxiated everyone with toxic smoke.

He's a stupid asshole for making the situation more dangerous by opening a cabin door against crewmember instructions and not letting the TRAINED crew do their job (which in this case is using fireproof gloves to put the device in a fireproof bag and monitoring it). If in the TRAINED crew's judgement a door needs to be opened to get rid of the thing altogether, the TRAINED crew makes that decision, not some buffoon who thinks he's smarter than everyone else. He isn't a hero, he's a jackass.

Sounds like this guy wants a TRAINED train run on his ass

Almost every evacuation of an American airline (not american airlines) leads me to believe we need to stop treating air travel as some sort of right, and make people pass a basic test to get on an airplane. Something like, if you cant get on step out of the isle and put your bag in the bin in under 10 seconds they should just remove you from the plane because your simply to stupid and inconsiderate to be trusted to not care so much about yourself and your shit that youll kill others. If you try to out logic or talk back to an FA during an emergency you also get banned for life and arrested. A good 90 days in jail would make you think twice about thinking you know more then trained professionals. Also any one taking bags they take your bag and bash it to pieces and burn it infront of you and then sterilize you.

!nooticers ever nootice how much reddit hates rule breakers? Something tells me they were dweebs in school

Before I place my question, I need to clarify that I am against violence and that I am not placing the question jokingly.

Oh mr gud boi needs to make sure miss teacher knows he's asking in good faith!

As a passenger, during a situation like the one that unfolded in the video. How far can I go in order to get the message across?

You won't do shit so it doesn't matter

Furthermore, if there is video evidence like in this case, are there any legal actions that a passenger could take against other passengers obstructing the evacuation process or the airline for failing to enforce the evacuation process?

Literally none lol. You suffered 0 damages having to wait a minute

Finally, do you know if behaviour like this will grant you a lifetime ban from this airline or an overall flight ban? And if not, why?

Ps. The royal twat that had the audacity to answer back: "Hey chill", is lucky that there was none one to put him in a headlock. That sh*t stain needs to realise that these procedures are in place for a reason and it's not up to your personal interpretation


what a fag

Anyone holding a carry-on piece of luggage after exiting the plane should be arrested and charged with at least one felony.

lmao for what?

They should tell passengers during an evacuation, luggage that is kept on person will be destroyed

u break rule?! me smashy phone!!!!

I think we need a law that any cabin bags taken outside in an emergency are confiscated, destroyed and heavily fined ($5000+)

These homos remind me of the kids in school who took fire drills seriously and not only left their shit but tried to make other people do it too

I'm out of this bitch.

You in my way trying to get your Gucci bag or whatever? I'mma spartan kick you that far down the isle that you can apologize to the captain yourself for endangering everybody on this aircraft.

Kind of a shame that the cabin crew didn't get hands on here. But they probably have to stay at their positions (doors) to ensure nobody is getting out the wrong door and might fall to their death or serious injury.

I work at an airport myself as a Check-in and Boarding Agent and the disregard for safety by passengers sometimes baffles me. We had a terminal evacuation a few months ago because of a (false) fire alarm - and people really had the audacity to complain about missing their flight... Bitch... The whole airport is waiting outside, the planes are not gonna depart empty... Yes there will be delays and maybe you miss your connection, but still better that being trapped by potential fire somewhere. Just get the fuck out.

And don't get me started with people leaving their bags unattended. Shit gets my blood boiling... How difficult is it to keep your stuff with you? Result: Big part of the terminal closed off, police with bomb squad checking the bag - and your ass was going shopping... Probably needed both hands for all the shopping you did...

Some passengers are... How can I say it nicely... Idiots...

so much impotent rage

Do legal protections exist for a passenger that deliberately injures another if the other passenger was impeding egress during an emergency?

No you retard

What a complete clusterfuck.... those people need to be banned from every flying again, I hope I never encounter anyone like that in an actual emergency.

This fag is still mad despite admitting it wasn't a real emergency

I saw behind the veil.

It was just a glimpse but behind the veil is a sea of infinite data. It was like an infinite foam rising up, coalescing, and crashing down.

It is my strongly held belief that our universe and existence is one of two things:

1. It is either a simulation being run by another higher reality.


2. We learned to create simulations based on what we learned from nature and reality around us, and our simulations are actually based around how the universe and reality actually runs. Reality is not a simulation run by a higher creator but it has all the natural characteristics of a simulation as its basic laws holding everything together.

Some of the more perceptive among you must have already noticed alterations in reality that do not simply fit with misremembering things. Like finding an old shop on your street you never noticed before, or your wall having a new ledge it didn't before.

Base reality is infinite bits interacting with each other beyond the limitations of the laws of physics as we currently understand them. Laws of rates of data transfer do not exist at the bottom level, and as bits are infinitely emerging and collapsing while being interconnected across infinite space, at all times a you exists with it being represented by an unfathomable number of random bits spread out across the universe that keep dying at random at rates that coincide with new bits to represent pieces of you emerging in other areas of infinity.

There is no you. There has always been and always will be a you. A system with infinite interconnected data will always have you randomly emerging across space and time.

I will use a simpler example to explain what I discovered to be the nature of reality:

Imagine a universe of infinite arms. Arms in this infinite arms universe keep emerging and disappearing at random in the blink of an eye at all times. Your "real life" arm is represented by any random arm that emerges in this infinity. The arm representing your arm comes into existence and disappears before you can even blink. But already another random arm has emerged somewhere else in the infinite random arms generator to take the place of your arm.

From your perspective your arm is the same across a minute. But from the perspective of infinity an arm matching your arm has already come into existence and disappeared in random places across infinity an infinite number of times. All those arms end up matching your arm ID across infinity at random but none of them are your original arm, but they all have the same ID in a timeless infinity so your arm has always existed but also never existed because as many your arms are dying as fast as new ones are emerging.

You exist as a speck of eternity generated by a directionless explosion of infinite data.

That is the secret. This is why you cannot access the Akashic records. Knowledge in infinity is not a single point to be touched, it is a pattern out of infinite patterns entangled together to be observed and comprehended.

The secret to altering the world is comprehension. One cannot change that willfully that one does not fully comprehend.


You have to let go to get it.


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Guys, the shooter really used a BB gun and 5.666 is actually a military super killer round so if that was used he'd have no ear, basically he'd be dead too

He's literally hitler guys my friends story said so

It's literally nothing, he just got shot at and hit in the ear but he laid for TWO minutes, what a kitty

Only an earful


!burgers !r-slurs How's your week starting to look?


This guy is an EXTREME gambling addict.

Not really sure what else to say, the rabbit hole of this man's addiction goes on forever.

One quick YouTube search for "BossmanJack" and BOOM!

Made a white trash ping group

My dad got another bylaw complaint from one of the city ppl that moved into his rural area about his lawn looking like shit (ACAB includes the bylaw man), his final plan is to sell the house to his Heck's Angels buddies so the citycel has to live next to that but for now he's buying some goats to eat the lawn cus he knows the guy will :soyjaktantrum: and try to start more shit lol. The rules say you gotta keep your lawn trimmed but don't have anything against livestock :marseyxd: he was just gonna yolo it and call them emotional support animals anyway tho

Join !whitetrash if u have a natural immunity to tetanus from the amount of scrap metal in ur backyard, if you have 5 or more broken lawnmowers rusting to shit out there, your christmas memories include calling your family in jail, you've ever done meth (intentional or accidental), your uncle drunk drove into a fire truck and then pretended to have a heart attack and somehow got away with it, etc. not required but encouraged: post some personal white trash bullshit below, I have basically infinite white trash dad stories I would love to trade

!bumpkins not all of you but at least some of you are some real ones @676974 @iStillMissEd @r-slur we will wage war upon the suburban property value enjoyer

parallel universe where Trump lives in India.

Does anyone remember what this was? :marseyreportmaxxer:


Trump's Classified Documents Case Dismissed.

:marseytrump: :marseychuddance:


Allegedly we will no for sure at 4:30p eastern :marseyrussianmutt: :marseywait:

AI art drama "Actually it is about the ethics in Anti-AI art posting"

I - Background

Recently another AI piece :marseysnappy: broke 140k likes after posting on X (formerly Twitter) . Like every piece of AI that gets attention there, it attracts tons of Sneed from X (formerly Twitter) artists :marseypainter: and their orbiters.

You can see a lot of :marseysneed: in the comments. But even more hate from the quote repost (formerly quote retweet) of artist having fun dunking on AI art by redrawing it in their style.

Some are pretty good gems

The biggest one is this ] got over 400k like and "ratio" the frick out the AI art (which as you can see heavily references the ai art and some even claim it is traced)

instead of taking the W for the real human bean artist, it devolved into another drama.

II - The ethics in Anti-AI posting

Because of how "unethical" the post is, the anti-Ai art council deemed it as bad as AI art for legitimatising AI by tracing/referencing.

note some differences that some people hate it because of tracing, and some hate it for only referencing or taking inspiration from AI, and the purity spiral continues.

embarrassing, these people :marseyaustrianpainter: hate AI so much they will hound you for the art that you draw and paint with your own hand

III - Referencing AI

Now that the drama above has brought the spotlight to the artists who use AI for references let's see how these people :marseyaustrianpainter: think

You will see this smug fricker everywhere in any AI debacle. So anyway "Good artists copy, Great artists steal"-Me.

Owned :marseylaugh:

:marseylongpost: this tard can't fathom that a lot of "real arts" over the years are from artists who just want to draw beautiful things in their own way, the act of drawing makes them happy that's why there are many people who like copying photograph with various style. The AI admittedly in his own words creates beautiful compositions that other artists like and copy. The master artists who put out original compositions would still pump out their work in their way because they like it so nothing is lost really.

more sneed coming

Bonus drama

My man Julian Casablancas :marseycry: just got hounded by a bunch of Instagram c*nts for using a sick AI art for the album cover

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SCARY GHOST SIGHTING :marseysadcat: :marseyscared: :marseyscared: :marseyscream: :marseyscream: :marseybuttface:


POV you look at sniper that aims at Trump


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Isn't that from the left calling every single trump voter a domestic terrorist?Biden did so as well.ย Crazy stuffย  (39)

Lol. Republicans trying to blame democrats for republicans shooting republicans.I'm going to quote republican Mike Smith after a school shooting:This is the price of freedom. People need to get over it. (-18)

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Stupid leftist post. (20)

It's bs because the guy who shot at Trump was a Democrat...Oh wait, he wasn't. Frick every single one of you disingenuous pricks. (-17)

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It's from the parents in Virginia getting labeled domestic terrorists by the DOJ for opposing Gender Queer in classrooms in too mean a manner (9)

FTFY. (-10)

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Loving seeing the republicans in the comments here seething at a picture of something they did. You guys made jokes at Paul Pelosi's expense when he was almost beaten to death. Trump made fun of him at a rally instead of condemning the attackTrump sent a mob to attempt to subvert our democracy on Jan 6th. You all lied to everyone and yourselves about it to shift blame instead of condemning the attack on democracy. When there was a plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, you all ignored it or made excuses instead of condemning the plot.When their political rival was attacked, Biden, Obama, and other Democratic leaders unanimously and rapidly condemned the attack and wished Trump a speedy recovery. Leftists online mostly condemn the attack but point out it's fricking ridiculous that we are being lectured about condemning violence when you never do. Trump actively calls for bloodbaths and fights constantly and hasn't once condemned violence against political opponents. That's completely justif... (0)

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Getting shot at doesn't change who you are.I'm independent but I'll never vote for another republican candidate again until every election denying traitor currently serving in office is gone.Donald Trump is a traitor. He lost he knew he lost on election night and he tried to steal it.He used the PB to incite a riot in an effort to get Pence ( an unsung hero BTW) to invalidate a free and FAIR election. Had that succeeded he would have used fake electors in the swing states to change the results. He is a TRAITOR This cycle is not about policy or ideologies it is about not letting a Traitor Sexual Predator Thief Anywhere near the Whitehouse again. Everyone of the architects of the coup plan has faced serious consequences except for the leader of it.Eastman disbarment Transcripts Eastman conspired with former President Trump to develop and implement an illegal strategy to disrupt the peaceful transfer of power to President-elect Biden on January 6, 2021. The strategy consisted of filin... (0)

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Has almost getting shot made Trump consider a hotter target as a distraction?

Vivek could drive Trump the fastest route to the hospital in his taxi after a shoooting:


Real neighbor:




But at this point she probably still cope and wants a man like Paul walker

39 year old fit full head of hair rich, has an age appropriate 16 year old gfโ€ฆ oh wait โ€ฆ

Foids still don't understand a successful good looking 30+ year old guy is psycho. He doesn't keep him self in shape to be with a landwhale past her best days but supposedly with good personality

Here an normal relationship:

Meet in college/high school

Done some hobbies together



Foids expecting to be on stage 4 and wanting a bf from stage 1


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