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  • carpathianhotep: Black Lives Matter
  • Sneed: Comment to upmarsey ratio is bad. This means its controversial and aevann should delete this post
:!marseycapywalking: megathread for bugs and suggestions :marseycapywalking:

pls post all bugs u find or suggestions u wanna give here :marseycapywalking:

[MEGATHREAD] Non-Marsey Emoji Submissions

Submit non-Marsey emoji as top-level comments. Marseys go here. Include in your comment:

  • Emoji Name: Maximum 32 characters alphanumeric. If it's part of a set we already have on the site, use the established prefix: wolf*, platy*, tay*, chad*, parrot*, marseyflag*, etc.

  • Image: Must have transparent background. All emoji will be resized to 200px wide if wider; as close to 200px square as possible preferred. If animated, please pre-convert to WEBP using ezgif or similar tools.

Blacklist — depictions of the Prophet Mohammed, explicit NSFW photographs.

Wishlist — may be compensated with Marseybux by jannie staff (last updated: 2022-10-11):

  • Higher quality versions of some marseyflag* emoji. It's pretty obvious which ones need redoing. (these don't need tags, and feel free to submit in bulk)

  • More Taylor Swift animations.

Thread inherited from the Capy on 2022-08-13. :marseycapy::implies::marseysnek: — Made non-Marsey emoji only after introduction of Marsey submission form in September 2022.

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  • 2DBussy: !sd ((marsey)) fitness trainer (midriff), (trendy pose), tracksuit, [Alphonse Mucha], (Frank Cho)
  • Dramagon: When AI can generate your very own website, we should be concerned.
:marseypainter: @Marseygen stops in for the weekend :marseypainter: (reached max comments/day :marseyitsover:)

I'm running a Stable Diffusion bot with the new model @chiobu was using the other day (download.) It's finetuned on 120 Marseys following this guide. It's not quite as good as the Dreambooth model at composing a scene, but it does make very cute Marseys.

Just start your line with "!sd prompt_here":

!sd marsey made of ice

!sd marsey harry potter

!sd marsey singing at a concert, cartoon

Works up to five prompts per comment

GitHub here for any interested codecels. I rent my GPUs, so this'll just be on for the next couple days or so. I'll bring it back up if there's a significant bump in model quality

edit: some coding hiccups :marseyspecial: if your prompt didn't run, post it again

[megathread] Post your favourite rdrama-themed OC artwork!

Since Christmas has now ended, we need you to help us fill rdrama's sidebar with some amazing artwork!

r/drama subreddit had (and still does, I guess) a collection of humorous images in the sidebar (go check them out, they're pretty great! ), which we will reuse if we have to, however we also know that the amazing artists of our community have created a number of truly phenomenal, high-effort lore about the site in general and Marsey in particular. It doesn't have to necessarily be Marsey themed, but we would prefer it to have at least some relationship to the site or the sub.

Something like this would be perfect:


So, please use this to post artwork you'd like to see in the sidebar!

EDIT/PS. Emojis aren't really what we're looking for. We have some amazing Marseys in there, but we're trying to do something a bit different with the sidebar. Something like this:


is basically artwork, but your standard emoji probably wouldn't work as a sidebar image as well.

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ADMIN GUARANTEED ANONIMITY :marseythumbsup: :fatpriest: Confession thread

Confess :#fatpriest:

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  • chiobu: lol xhe had a thread here and got DMed about it on reddit and came here
  • BigBussyHunter: Now this is one case the sister toucher could point at and be semi-right
  • 2DBussy: we gave up carp for this and honestly it's probably better
  • not_Bisky: Carp alt
  • Penny: carp>other attention tards
  • NoUntakenNames01: carp is a cuck, @gee891 forever
  • Swish: Why does this thread have 400 comments?
  • ChristoffWChanderson: Because QUEENS. NEED. AN. AUDIENCE.
  • SpaceMilk: we need to crowdfund this xueen some anal lube :marseytwerk:
  • Chunk: I don’t think I’ve seen posts with a higher comment count
  • BernieSanders: Dramatards when a :marseytrain: makes a new post: :marseyattentionseeker:
  • FriedFish4: holy fricking shit 730 replies and counting
  • maggotz: I support you we can talk
  • xirabolt: ITT: ted_simp mentions taking 8 inches in the butt

me, 21, train:

depressed, girl peepee kinda sucks (better than what i had before so frick you phobes)

older trains:

amazing vagina, happy

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  • Sloppyjosh: What verification do you have that this is real?
  • HotepNasheed: The train posted on their reddit acc that they’re here
  • 2DBussy: dramatard cringe compilation inside
  • TheOverSeether: Whola lotta peepeesuckers ITT. :marseyagree:
  • giga_jannies: dramacels try not to fellate lolcow who visits rdrama challenge (impossible)
  • FuckinSuckinCuckin: Kinda cringe how overly nice everyone is being no cap fr
  • jollyjihad: Penny brought the heat as usual. Moids just can't compete with black girl melanin magic
  • maggotz: i support people my account is a safe space feel free to message me
  • jesus: Scratch a dramaBIPOC a redditor bleeds :marseytransplushie3:
  • xanny_pacquiao: You give a cow somewhere nice to stay, it'll lay down roots. Be mean and it will flee.

she literally played on all my insecurities, kept calling me mate and a moid and also kept reminding me of how i can’t have kids lol which is just great. i fricking hate being a :marseytrain:.

This is my :marseytrain:. Mine.

I've been observing him carefully for months seeing if he will climb his way out of his multiple mental health issues or rope.

All for some vile TERF b-word to message him and interfere with the process.

Special message for /u/gee891

I know that someone has DMed you on Reddit and let you know about this thread. If you come back here to read, let's be friends. I have really enjoyed all your postings and how you thought getting a neovag would cure all of your problems but it just created more. I feel like if we became friends on Steam or PSN I could really help you out and you could really help me with get more content for my anti-trans manifesto. Hit me up, babes.

Post your suggestions and jannoids will decide which ones to add. Thank you.


:marseycoin: Blessed by Marsey™ Lucky Slots & Gambling Megathread :!marseycoin:

It's a free service but every donation sent will increase your luck!




My PRIVATE casino. Please do not upvote.

I see commoners playing slots in random threads akin to the common dice thrower on the streets. I refuse to be like them. That's why I have chosen to will this thread into existence so that I may have a private venue to gamble in. Nobody else is allowed in this thread. If you come across it by accident please leave immediately without putting your filthy hands on anything and downvote on your way out to prevent any further damage.

admiggers, post here marseys u want added (megathread)

post a comment like this (in this exact format)

{"name":"marseyexample","author_id":995, "tags":"example peepee poo"}


{"name":"marseyexample","author":"chiobu", "tags":"example"}

and dont forget too attach the marsey image

Added Blackjack [!blackjack]

Minimum bet is 100 coins, just like slots. To play, enter !blackjack<bet> into your post. Afterward, you will see your hand and the dealer's face-up card in your post header, along with [Hit] and [Stay]. [Hit] will deal another card and refresh the page (and tomorrow, it will navigate back to your post). [Stay] will keep the current value and simulate the dealer.

Pays 3:2 on blackjack.

PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK. There may be bugs.

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Anonymous confession thread [REVEALED]

I've given this thread the ghost award so that all the comments are anonymous. Got a confession? Have beef with someone? Just want to rant? Share it here.


EDIT: Well apparently you can see who gave an award. So I'm not anonymous, but everyone else still is.

Gamblespam Thread

I'll refund the fifth loss posted


:marseyworldcup: :!marseyqatarworldcup: Argentina - France World Cup Final Betting & Match Megathread! :marseyqatarworldcup2: :!marseyworldcup:

Well this is it. It's been an honor goalposting with you gentlemen.

Pessi's last ever chance to add that long desired World Cup to his trophy cabinet. Mbrappe's chance to earn his second at the ripe age of 23, an unheard of feat. Both teams competing to earn a third star on their shirts. Whoever wins, it's sure to be a nailbiter.

Betting goes on until the kick-off on Sunday at 15:00 GMT, 16 CET, 10 EST, 9 CST, at which point the poll will be shut off.

In memoriam - @DeletedAccount, 2021 - 2022

Don't forget to check out our leaderboard!


admiggers, post here sidebar images u want added (megathread)

bottom text

:marseycoin: Blessed by Marsey™ Lucky Blackjack Megathread :!marseycoin:

It's a free service but every donation sent will increase your luck!



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Thread official soundtrack

Previous thread with discussions, tools and infos

URL to target coordinates


please consult the map and check coordinates before applying the pixel... Marsey's ear is already in wrong position 🤣🤣🤣

CHANGELOG: Clicking on my pixelmap linked below will redirect to the appropriate location on the Reddit's canvas!


You suicidal maniacs seems to like getting your accounts banned. So here's a new plan: attach at coordinates (1078, 436) (1500, 150) with the following map:

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The battle

My honorable mujāhidīn, today is the day! On 2022-04-01T13:00:00Z /r/place will open again after five years of closure. It just a matter of hours, practice your daily salat :marseysalat: before deploying yourself in the battlefield that will be the canvas. Today will fight against transmisc bad actors of any kind for our G-d given piece of canvas, they'll try to drown us with their transmisic, homomisic and queermisic propaganda but we will not surrender.

Gentlemen, synchronize your watches, at 2022-04-01T13:00:00Z we'll strike with overwhelming firepower!

Plan of action


As stated in the previous post, 50 dedicated cyber-mujāhidīn should be able to complete the artwork in under 3 hours given a 5 minute fetch down and minimal attacks from other parties on the canvas.


Those are just guidelines, do as please. I am not your mama

  • white is a color like the others. You should not prioritize non-white pixels of the model map just because of your bias says that white == empty
  • Try to lay down the 1px blue border, especially in highly contested areas like the western front and the north-ester front
  • Proceed stochastically: choice random pixels from Marsey and place them. Without any particular order, in this way Marsey will "appear" earlier to the eye even if "noise" is still present
  • Concentrate first on Marsey, leave the text for later
  • DO NOT USE ALTs & DO NOT USE ACCOUNTS WITH BAD REPUTATION. At least not on the same browser and/or Internet connection. As stated in the previous post, they have put in place anti-bad-actors mechanisms.
  • Use the lens in the bottom right of the screen to zoom without loosing target's coordinates!


The palette is not the same as in 2017, the colors DO NOT match!
If it is the case I'll update the artwork with the new palette. Until then use whatever color you think is closer to the artwork.

There's no enough manpower personpower! Redditos are drowning us
Yes, we knew it would have been realistically the case...


This will be like when the Prophet ﷺ and his companions conquered Medina in just a day!

:#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban:

:marseyglow: Intelligence reports :marseyglowing:

:marseysleep: I am going to bed!

Here I left my latest Krita projects, if y'all will need to make some modifications. You'll have to ask a janitor to edit/pin stuff though. cheers! Remember to use the /r/place palette in Krita

War reports

  • 2022-04-01T13:02:00Z /r/place is still private
  • 2022-04-01T13:02:49Z CANVAS IS OPEN. DEPLOY NOW!
  • 2022-04-01T13:03:00Z (circa) First tiles have been placed. The palette is a little different that the last time.
  • 2022-04-01T13:30:00Z (circa) some folks are starting to override Marsey with the trans flag.
  • 2022-04-01T13:50:00Z (circa) THEY HAVE OVERPAINTED MARSEY
  • 2022-04-01T14:00:00Z (circa) Position is lost. they drawn over Marsey. This battle is over.
  • 2022-04-01T14:07:00Z (circa) NEW COORDINATES AT (100,700)
  • 2022-04-01T14:25:00Z (circa) dropped the trans flag :( :(
  • 2022-04-01T15:00:00Z (circa) a fifth of Marsey's head is taking shape somehow. I am pessimistic
  • 2022-04-01T15:02:00Z Removed CC in an extreme attempt to add unapprovedcels to the peopleforce (applies also to the old thread)
  • 2022-04-01T15:59:00Z Screenshot of the map added to the thread
  • 2022-04-01T16:28:00Z A blue 1px border has been added to the artwork. The increase in size will increase the render time but will make other factions less likely to attack
  • 2022-04-01T17:36:00Z An additional border has been added. This will allow the drop of the URL if the situation keeps getting difficult
  • 2022-04-01T18:30:00Z Marsey's head begins to have a good shape. Let's charge to the body and tail. Although we'll have to fight off Croatia for our vital space
  • 2022-04-01T18:52:00Z Marsey is MOSTLY COMPLETED. She misses her tail though. Also we must not forget that this operation is to advertise rdrama, in the next hours we should move on the lower banner
  • 2022-04-01T20:00:00Z (circa) the struggles to reclaim her tail from the Croatians continue without much progress...
  • 2022-04-01T20:30:00Z (circa) THE TAIL HAS BEEN CONQUERED
  • 2022-04-01T21:15:00Z advertisement operations begins. FANCADE OFFENSIVE BEGINS
  • 2022-04-02T01:24:32Z rdrama operation has succeeded
  • 2022-04-02T12:00:00Z (circa) MARSEY IS DEAD RIP
  • 2022-04-02T17:21:00Z Last suicidal operation begins on the new part of canvas

@Aevann or whatever janitor is in office, pls pin :marseypin: and maybe unpin the other idk

Added Slots Functionality

Just type !slots10 (or whatever your bet) and the result will appear in the top right of your post.

I hope you become gambling addicts and lose your family.


  1. Any three symbols is a win; common pays 2x, uncommon 3x, rare 5x, jackpot 100x
  2. Any two symbols or any one jackpot is a consolation and will refund your bet.
  3. Anything else is a loss.

Jackpot is 🐱

[megathread] Post your favourite rdrama-themed OC artwork! (but read the darn post first :marseylongpost:)

While I was touching grass for a couple of months this spring, the bar for inclusion in our sidebar has dropped precipitously, and a lot of people are quite literally submitting shit they found on 4chan or ifunny or something. It's not their fault, really, considering that a bunch of things of this sort were added in my absence.

Well, no more. 113 former sidebar images have been deleted based on me just quickly looking through the list. Vast majority of these will be fairly unconroversial deletions, since I just killed really low-effort and clearly unrelated stuff, choosing to spare things when in doubt. A purge of duplicates will probably come later, whenever I get around to it.

Regardless, at this point we need you to help us fill rdrama's sidebar with some more amazing artwork!

As you can see in the sidebar we have some amazing artists of our community, who created a number of truly phenomenal, high-effort images and animations about the site in general and Marsey in particular. While the images do not have to necessarily be Marsey themed, but I will be quite anal about demanding that it to has at least some relationship to the site. Try to make them understandable to majority of our userbase, at least, too. Poweruser inside jokes are not really going to fly here.

Something like this would be perfect:

Something like this - would not work (and was, in fact, y'alled):

Anyway, vast majority (at least 80%) of actual images that have been on the sidebar before this new thread have been retained, which is great. And we are, of course, always looking for more!

So, please use this to post artwork you'd like to see in the sidebar!

PS. When adding new sidebar images I might sometimes forget to grant you our beautiful sidebar artist badge (shown in the post) - please yell at me and it will be rectified. If you see your image in the sidebar and don't have the badge - let me know here, too. With the link ([number].webp is enough) somewhere in your comment. And bear with me, please, sometimes new submissions are a trickle, but at other times - they're a flood.


Make all manner of low-effort shitposts or even completely empty comments below, as long as you upvote other people who do the same. :marseythumbsup:

[MEGATHREAD] Marsey requests and commissions

idk what exactly i'm supposed to put here, but @Dramarama suggested this and we thought it was a good idea

As a parent comment, list what you want, what the bounty is, and include a reference image if applicable

I'm not here to supervise so if you get scammed it's your fault for being a r-slur

happy hunting

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  • Senpai: Blatant ableism
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Drama-fitness Megathread 9: The Biggining of Muscles

Post questions, ideas, or just what you’ve generally been up to.

Everyone is welcome at all levels, last week ben10 posted a workout that I tried out… so let’s help each other grow 💪🏼

Banner submission megathread

Hello re​t​ard​s. We are making rDrama more DYNAMIC and HIGH ENERGY by adding a cycling banner to the place. And we want your help :star:

Banners must be 1558x190 and they must say Trans Lives Matter or Trans Rights Are Human Rights or some such. Nothing -ist or -phobic aesthetically; the banner is meant to serve as a deterrent and enrage the fringe rightoids who shit up every other alternative platform. If you're a chud, put your personal chudly feelings aside for this. NOT all submissions are being accepted, so make it good or at least bribe me with peepee pics. This is going to be the first thing people see, it can't suck. It doesn't have to be trans-themed aside from the text (though if it is, that's excellent) so feel free to use any imagery that works. Nothing pornographic.

Approved banner artists will receive this snazzy new BANNER ARTIST badge and (3) wholesome awards to use at their discretion. THERE IS NO DEADLINE FOR THIS, STOP ASKING. IT IS A STANDING OFFER IN PERPETUITY.

Survivors of Fistmas 2021 will also be receiving this commemorative profile badge as well:


If your account was created prior to 12/21/2021, you'll receive a notification that it was added in the very near future. I think that's the date we made old.rdrama toggleable. If not, it's close enough.

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