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The comic in question makes the same uninspired complaints you've all heard before: long wait times, not enough doctors, not actually free. Spicier then her usual "look at me I'm a quirky girl" comics, but still long and unfunny.
The reactions, however, are hilarious.
What kind of right-wing talking point nonsense is this? Pizzacake is a secret conservative? First time I've ever been disappointed in their comics.
Fricking stupid comic. Honestly.... Who rails against free healthcare. What kind of self loathing ignorant propaganda Muppet rails against free healthcare. Into the cesspit with you and your I'll.
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEE"
As an American, this is an awful comic. The privilege you have living in Canada with your healthcare system. My god, you even suck as a person.
< privilege
This is a pretty egregious comic. First of all, the only thing you're accomplishing with this is sending the message that single payer healthcare is bad. I get that's not what you meant, but it's what you did, and it's dumb as heck. It's also just not true. Yes, the Canadian healthcare system is understaffed...(this goes on and on)
Pizzacake being a US right-wing adjacent talking-point slinger doesn't surprise me for some reason...
This one's gonna be used by conservatives as "proof" that the American healthcare system is somehow better.
(this Marsey is so useful)
My favorite comments are the ones accusing her of being American.
USA trying its hardest to justify its fricked up system:
She's Canadian, not American
I know, I read her responses, my meme still aplies tho
All in all, quite a bit of seetheposting from poor amerifats that can't afford insurance. Probably her best comic ever. !pinknames
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Out of curiosity, it appears you wanted the 4 count of lobster cakes of brand pictured, so he offered that same brands crab cake. You were good with pre-made lobster ones but wanted fresh crab cakes instead? Any particular reason the same brand crab cake wasn't suitable??As for the interaction, he was a bit rude but it was confusing overall. (82)
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Including a pic of your message to him at the start of the shop would have gone a looong way to how people are perceiving this interaction tbh. (40)
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You're telling him you said it 5 times, but you didn't say “behind the counter” until the 5th time, then he understood and told you that they don't have any behind the counter. The first 4 times you just kept saying “from the seafood department” and he was telling you that the ones in the pic he sent you are from the seafood department. This sir, makes you the peepeehead. Good Day. (99)
I def get I should of said that from the jump. But he was an butthole from the start. (-16)
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I was asking for opinions but I just legit can not see how I was rude at first. I can see how I wasn't clear tho. I definitely should have said the seafood counter at the very beginning. (1)
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i think its funny that women in nyc are getting punched in the face
— Tim Pool (@Timcast) March 28, 2024
Rare bald man W
There's honestly so many people taking this rage bait
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“Mr. Combs possesses compromising footage of every person who has attended his FREAK-OFF parties…” pic.twitter.com/HjbER7PeLV
— Lathan🎯 (@RealLathan) March 28, 2024
https://www.newsweek.com/diddy-hidden-cameras-rodney-lil-rod-jones-lawsuit-s*x-trafficking-1884070
https://www.complex.com/music/a/backwoodsaltar/50-cent-top-dollar-diddy-party-footage
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Happening right now. Three busses just loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro. Anyone have any idea where they’re headed with their police escort? @petehoekstra pic.twitter.com/3xFhIP1jf1
— Matt Maddock (@matthewmaddock) March 28, 2024
https://twitter.com/ZagMBB/status/1773075748997173479
https://twitter.com/ZagMBB/status/1773173986974634291
Thankfully our hero, and current member of the Michigan House of Representatives (R-Oakland County), fricking owns the nerds saying it's a college basketball team though
https://twitter.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773157120524894656
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Reactions
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39852953
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39852992
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bpytbc/holy_mother_of_god/?sort=controversial
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1773377440582455501
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1773376555328160085
https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1773377957660066271
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1773380776114917712
And more https://twitter.com/search?q=sam+bankman-fried
Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced Thursday to 25 years in prison for his role in defrauding users of the collapsed cryptocurrency exchange FTX.
In a Lower Manhattan federal courtroom, U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan called the defense's argument misleading, logically flawed, and speculative.
He said Bankman-Fried had committed obstruction of justice and witness tampering while mounting his defense — something Kaplan said he weighed in his sentencing decision.
Bankman-Fried, wearing a beige jailhouse jumpsuit, made a statement striking an apologetic tone, saying he had made a series of "selfish" decisions while leading FTX and "threw it all away."
"It haunts me every day," he said.
Prosecutors had sought as much as 50 years, while Bankman-Fried's legal team argued for no more than 6½ years. He was convicted on seven criminal counts in November and had been held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn ever since.
Bankman-Fried's lawyers had pleaded for leniency, citing what they described as mental health struggles and his purported generosity in his personal life. They also argued that FTX users had not ultimately suffered substantial losses — something current FTX administrator John Ray said was false in a letter to Kaplan in advance of Thursday's sentencing.
But prosecutors argued the brazenness of the crime, the extent of the victims' losses and damages and Bankman-Fried's evident lack of remorse meant a harsher sentence was warranted.
Late Tuesday, prosecutors filed documents from victims testifying about how Bankman-Fried's actions had harmed them.
“My whole life has been destroyed,” wrote one, whose name was redacted, in a letter dated March 15. “I have 2 young children, one born right before the collapse. I still remember the weeks following where I would stare blankly into their eyes, completely empty inside knowing their futures have been stolen through no fault of our own. I did not gamble on crypto. I did not make any crypto gains. I had my [bitcoin] which I had collected over years deposited on FTX as a custodian. I did not agree to the risk that SBF took with my funds.”
The man added he was suffering from depression and that his wife had become suicidal.
“I know we can never make that kind of money back ever again,” he wrote.
Another person wrote about how the loss of funds had affected numerous life plans, including a wedding.
“Each passing day is a painful reminder of the opportunities stolen from me, compounding feelings of hopelessness and despair," the person wrote. "The burden of financial ruin weighs heavily on my shoulders, leading me to grapple with constant thoughts of suicide and significantly impairing my ability to perform at work.”
In the recent annals of white-collar crime, Bankman-Fried's sentence is many years more than what most others found guilty had received. Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes received about 11 years. Former WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers received 25 years. Former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling received 24 years.
!dramatards !r-slurs !fellas get in here!
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What do yall say: Cute or Problematic? pic.twitter.com/fWVWGXC1Cr
— rosey🌹 (@thechosenberg) March 27, 2024
Cbf effortposting this.
Reddit:
Of course this also brings out the cuckposters too:
And gross Redditors that have s*x:
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One way to improve the chances of a man's fidelity is a process I call "weirding"- changing a man to shrink his pool of available mates. You can get him into libertarianism, or knitting, or podcasts about optimal male performance that cause him to stay off his phone and go to bed…
— Diana S. Fleischman (@sentientist) March 27, 2024
This isn't drama but lets be real some of you foids need to hear it.
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You hereby grant to Vultr a non-exclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, fully paid-up, worldwide license (including the right to sublicense through multiple tiers) to use, reproduce, process, adapt, publicly perform, publicly display, modify, prepare derivative works, publish, transmit and distribute each of your User Content, or any portion thereof, in any form, medium or distribution method now known or hereafter existing, known or developed, and otherwise use and commercialize the User Content in any way that Vultr deems appropriate, without any further consent, notice and/or compensation to you or to any third parties, for purposes of providing the Services to you.
slacker news and Kiwi Farms also discuss
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Day 1 vs 884 pic.twitter.com/jltYyQmEnP
— Just Posting Ls (@MomsPostingLs) March 28, 2024
The absolute state of moids. Imagine not appreciating a beauty like her:
Ew look how gross britbrit looks in comparison.
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People coming to use the roads and leave aren’t adding to growth.
— Ald. Andre Vasquez, Political Account (@Andrefor40th) March 28, 2024
Get better informed.
There is absolutely no fixing this.
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Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M
— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024
THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:
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In a new TOS change in Section 12, they added this line: “You hereby grant to Vultr a non-exclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, fully paid-up, worldwide license (including the right to sublicense through multiple tiers) to use, reproduce, process, adapt, publicly perform, publicly display, modify, prepare derivative works, publish, transmit and distribute each of your User Content, or any portion thereof, in any form, medium or distribution method now known or hereafter existing, known or developed, and otherwise use and commercialize the User Content in any way that Vultr deems appropriate, without any further consent, notice and/or compensation to you or to any third parties, for purposes of providing the Services to you.”
This line has sparked outrage among Hacker News & Reddit, who are not pleased and are cancelling their subscription over this.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39836495
!chuds my website (TBC - prob never) needs to be moved to a new host.
!nonchuds late stage capitalism
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You kílled your dog on purpose?!?
— The Homocracy (@ReasonPete) March 27, 2024
Lmao he saw my reply and must have been pissed
I'm currently the top response (viewed with an alt that doesn't follow my main)
50 raging replies and counting: