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It is allowed. Most people usually ask for 3 months to a year. You can negotiate, but if you don't pay they can stop paying rent and frick you (-9)

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This is very sane advice. I am some emotional addendum. OP said they are not in a financial situation where they can't afford to pay 25k. If this is correct, then OP should absolutely take this to court and let the tenant drag it out. Even if it takes a year, they are still going to get the rent. If the tenant stops paying rent, then OP can file for no rent payment eviction which is faster than the N12 ones.Edit: to all those coming in and saying that OP can so they should, I understand that OP can. I understand the double negative. But just because OP can pay money doesn't mean they should! If they have the money they should keep it and fight the leeches. (102)

Guaranteed this is an action in bad faith as most are nowadays. Mom and Pop landlord are over leveraged trying to remove current tenants to increase the rent. Many Gambled in real estate and are now going to lose. (-9)

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Using your rights to stay in your home isn't screwing with anybody. LL is forcing tenant to uproot their lives. The LL poor financial condition is not the tenants responsibility. I hate how much our society revolves around making other innocent people pay for LL mistakes. (2)

It's not "their home". It does not belong to them. (-8)

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Just say no. But keep all your documentation. It might take you a while to get them out, but this is a business, and things happen in a business. It's unfortunate that this province has allowed the N12 scam situation to get so out of control. It leaves both tenants and honest landlords holding the bag.(And before anyone jumps down my throat, it's also unfortunate that the federal government hasn't tackled the problem of criminal rent cheats. Both tenants and landlords would benefit from some reasonable process in the Criminal Code to charge rent scoffs with criminal fraud.) (2)

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You say this is “unfair”, mentioning your own financial issues, but fail to even acknowledge that YOU will impose financial hardship on the tenants. Renting below current rate is not a favour / gift. They're simply paying the rate based on where they started living there. This is why tenants have no more empathy towards landlords. The lack of consideration LL have for tenants is really troubling. That being said. If you follow the rules, you can file to LTB, get a hearing in 6-8 months, and have them evicted. Cash for keys is a way for them to compensate the higher rent they'll have to pay and moving costs. 20k is more on the higher side, for sure, but that's only 18 months of rent difference if you think about it. (0)

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As of right now, there is no indication that OP's tenant will stop paying rent, so a faster L1 eviction is not an option. By 'uncooperative', I meant someone that was prepared to drag out the process, for example by requesting a review of the original hearing or even appealing to the Divisional Court, and by coming up with plausible (but not necessarily true) reasons for delaying the eviction based on RTA s.83, which forces the Board to consider potential hardship to the tenant. (2)

Oh ohkay but I would still recommend OP for cash for keysIt saves time and peace..Investment(Renting business)comes with risk so the the LL should do that and if you cnt handle the stress it's not worth Renting..This recession many LL will learn that.. because the expect tenant to pay there rents and housing prices went to moon.Poor governing policy and poor decision by pumping the real estate so prop the economy (0)

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beef is now recommended to be cooked through.

145* aka medium, med-well. Era of rare is over. Even medium is at risk. Medium is 140-145

!grillers

Thanks biden

I dindu nuffin

>be boomer

>go to game by yourself

>yell shit

>winning

Don't think I've ever seen that in any sports ball game.

Soys discuss

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Anita Ekberg was a Swedish actress who was also a trained archer and knew how to box. In 1960, she had a remarkable encounter with the paparazzi.

After warning them to leave her alone repeatedly, she beat one up. Undeterred, they continued to follow her. She retrieved a… pic.twitter.com/Hp1MaPaZCN

— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) April 24, 2024

british table just stiffed on a $250 check. close the borders.

— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) April 23, 2024

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Stellar Blade embargo is up so I can finally show you the "Hard R Shop" graffiti lmao wonder how long this'll take to get patched out. pic.twitter.com/e7xv2aoxGz

— Lance McDonald (@manfightdragon) April 24, 2024

They patched it out within hours

https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/1783178433868279824

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silly aryans, s*x is for adults 18:04

Trigger Warning: Whatever he's listening to is actual dogshit and it's louder than usual

• Jinxthinker approves of Mango Pepsi, popcorn, and chocolates

• Today has been a bust. He only had one good wank. He was watching Elden Ring videos to remind himself why he doesn't play it. People were begging him to come back, but he won't. 0:50

• lists off the 3 5 4 people that play elden ring properly, his music gets increasingly annoying as he keeps complaining about Elden Ring 2:50

• We need more badassery in the world. Shows off his emo girls with AR-15s and shotguns 5:30

• What have white people ever done for this BIPOC here? Then talks to the emo with a gun 7:10

• "Biden is like Hitler on crack" P-do Farms is the number one Biden appreciation society 8:45

• He also had lime pepsi and lemon pepsi. We look at the pepsi can (it looks badass) 10:15

• He reverts to complaining about Elden Ring, reveals that he did reinstall it and play some PvP 11:20

• Someone who was playing skillessly turned out to be a "buck toothed jap" and Jinxthinker Blocked that negro. Japs and trains get BLOCKED 12:00

• Elliot Rodger was a train chaser.

• Jinxthinker calls for TTD 14:20

• NEW Jinxpolicy position Everyone who smokes cannibus should be executed 15:15 **

• It's so fricking over. He goes into depression mode while thinking about how Fromsoft will never make a good game again and adults are persecuted. 16:10

• The Constitution was based on the (southern accent) KOran out of Mississippi, Palestine. 17:00

!jinxthinkers I hope none of you are weedcels

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my father lol (248)

With regards to those who have any sway, … not supposedly random idiots (-29)

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In those circumstances you are choosing to spend more. When you're car breaks down and that's 1 or 2 whole paychecks worth, that is not a choice. (223)

It is always a choice. When I was broke and my electricity was about to be shut off I still invested once a week even if it was only $10-$25. (-17)

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as it should be (26)

Because the idiot Republicans and moronic Democrats have it so well under control? (-20)

Angriest Comments

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This isn't a great example but yes it's broken. My mom worked her whole life and only gets $800 at 73 because she worked low wage jobs without a degree. Chicken and egg bullshit coz they say had she earned more. My dad died and had SSDI and my mom couldn't get it as a survivor benefit and he barely didn't meet the basic SS requirement because he did too many cash jobs during his career since the low wage jobs (a fricking TEACHER) didn't pay much before he got cancer and couldn't work more. This shit is fundamentally broken and sadly no one cares. Old people who worked their whole lives shouldn't have to live out their cars (1)

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What ‘s insane, SS # used to be only for SS purposes. Now it's like a national ID. Stolen. ID stolen. Financial fraud. Yes it broken and it's just a slush fund. I'll pay in my whole life and get shit in return. Better system?: Gov takes money, same rate, and gives back at retirement to you or family at the same rate at US bonds. No one can steal. If you die your family gets it. As is. If you die, they keep it. That's a crime. Most goes to welfare and illegals who pay nothing. (1)

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"Because you have to pay for people who didn't plan." You mean people like me and my four and a half year old who didn't plan on my wife dying of cancer. Yeah, we're such buttholes. How could we not think of you first? (22)

What your selfish WIFE didn't think about when she was freeloading with her CANCER is that u/MD28A can no longer afford his SUMMER HOME in MONTANA and now has to wake up in a MILD SWEAT in April because he FORGOT TO TURN THE AC ON LAST NIGHTHow could you SSI-collecting leeches not think of the poor BILLIONAIRES and the MILD INCONVENIENCES that they now have to SUFFER through due to paying into the SYSTEM? Do you have any idea how hard it is to remember to turn on the AC before the first day of 80 degree weather??? (3)

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The Department of "Justice" has once again criminalized the developers of an app that restores financial privacy. The way to fix this it to make money private by default. Privacy must never be "exceptional," or they will make it criminal.

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) April 24, 2024

I tried asking him to change it back before he left and he got all red and sweaty "THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CUCK FICTION. IT'S A COMPLETELY NORMAL FETISH! I AM NOT OBSESSED!" Then he abruptly hung up and ghosted my text messages. The next day he called me out of nowhere and said "you can't criticize me for cuck posting when you keep nonstop goon posting." and hung up abruptly again. That's when I realized I really do be goonposting a lot ngl Still though I feel like he should change the cuckfiction marsey back.

Anyways that's all I wanted to say

BUUUTTTT IMMM A CHUDDDDDDD

Straight up cult — even with no contextual clues, it’s very obvious this is cult behavior. Never respect it. Never make excuses for it. pic.twitter.com/vbbzG2J7SB

— Mythinformed (@MythinformedMKE) April 22, 2024

What's with the masks? The hall monitor voice? The cult repetition? The marching? How the frick does this happen lmao?

the fricking mundane drama of users lives has taken over this site but its whatever

literally, now some of us wanted a fricking cool countercultural politics joint

also like that aint working out

@Aevann Im happy to run a fricking spinoff site and a fricking codecel has been acquired otherwise, and The fricking spinoff site would be fricking faster but go off i guess

It has always been the folly of conservatives to start admiring arab rape apes who worship a pedophile that married Aisha at 6 and raped her at 9. Oh, if only we were backwards savages who waged endless war and forced female children into sister-wives 3 at a time. pic.twitter.com/bqhU3W5wWm

— Josh (@XJosh) April 24, 2024