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Getting drunk and going out with friends tonight. Also going to some hipster restaurant where you can't make reservations so I have to line up at like 7pm pray that I get a table bros
Also I have an opportunity to get into commodity trading, is that r-slurred?
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i'm the based illiterate juror #4
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Very strange out of left-field update to make everyone suddenly a blob for no reason.
https://twitter.com/grummz/status/1780966754996629881
The @PokemonGoApp removed gender from all Pokemon Go! players yesterday
Thank God, finally we can just pick style, like it's written in the bible Can anyone confirm? I don't really trust Mark Kern for an even handed take, butโฆ
https://twitter.com/grummz/status/1780987222835232771
GaymerX
The main GO subreddit is angry. Of all places, I expected reddit to be happy everyone is trans.
Please roll back this atrocious update.
Luckily, someone discovered the reason for this update:
https://twitter.com/MxKestrel https://mxkestrel.com/inclusivity-diversity
HAHAAHAHAHA
Looks like they made people fat, too, which is something I saw people saying on /v/, but who knows. All that matters is they need you to see a theyfab crotch.
Is this NSFW? Who knows, all that matters is it gives you vicarious gender euphoria
The entire GO subreddit is pooping on or making fun of the game, there's too much to post it all. From people posting how they're suddenly big chungus to becoming transwomen. You can even be Tyler1.
There is a largish thread on the main Pokemon sub, but most of them don't care and would rather post about making something with legos or whatever.
I feel like they made male models, and then said, well if we add boobs this will work for women too.
What soy protein does to a MF.
(OP)This!! I'm fine with adding more body types but don't take away this one!
Yes, I'm taking this out of context to mislead because it's funnier that way.
Let's take a look at the game's twitterโฆ
Had to vote to see the tallies, so I stayed sigma centrist and said โmid.โ
https://twitter.com/pokemongohubnet/status/1780727610160402621
The replies with people posting their abominations are great.
There's even more replies to their first announcement, so enjoy.
https://twitter.com/pokemongohubnet/status/1780703672743407854
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An important message from us regarding the LittleBigPlanet servers and online features: pic.twitter.com/QLweKxvD3s
— Sackboy: A Big Adventure | LittleBigPlanet (@LittleBigPlanet) April 19, 2024
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@slim404 that'sโฆ weird, honestly. I'm not any sort of agent. You can dislike me, but please don't defame me.
— Katherine Maher (@krmaher) March 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/krmaher/status/709156851435200516
Here's a post showing evidence of Katherine being a CIA agent or at least affiliated with the CIA in some form: https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=3101
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https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside
edit:
It was confirmed to be him. He posted up QR codes linking to the substack where he set himself on fire and he was holding up a sign saying trump and biden were engaged in a facist coup?
apparently he posted a lot on /r/stupidpol, and was a populist schizo.
this is really cool because he seemed to have a lil of every political ideology, so every single wingcuck can look at him and see the people who they dont like in him (just like i did). its kinda like a political rorschach test
!nonchuds get ready for the wave of chuds saying he was a biden simp
!neolibs get ready for the wave of wingcucks saying he was (insert political ideology here)
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Is anyone surprised that Ilhan Omarโs daughter has the communist hammer and sickle on her profile?
— Visegrรกd 24 (@visegrad24) April 18, 2024
She was arrested in front of Columbia University earlier today in connection with the unrest there. pic.twitter.com/t9Xu2pamHi
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(love that reddit has become a generic trademark for unfunny)
(TIL souls in the two lower heavens in Mormonism lose their genitals)
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Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY. pic.twitter.com/AlTsYH03nz
— *tired screaming* ๐ต๐ธ (@Ruth_Mensch) April 18, 2024
Part 1.
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Hey @bostonpolice maybe donโt break the law by parking in a bike lane?! There were legal parking spots nearby too. ๐ก@MassBike @CityOfBoston @carsNbikelane @bikelaneuprise @bostonbikeunion pic.twitter.com/iidsAk49Cy
— Maia E (@merp_slev) April 19, 2024
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Physical traits Iโd like in my future husband:
— Maisha | ๐ง๐ฉ๐ต๐ธ (@maishaislam03) April 18, 2024
- Tall (5 foot 10+)
- Thick hair
- Thick beard
- Well groomed
- Straight teeth
- Goes gym (isnโt fat)
- Trains in MMA/Boxing (some sort of combat)
- Good dress sense
Made me
But then I googled and
Its some literal sub 5 foot gremlin's standard of tall
It takes allah's intervention to get a 5'10 gymcel in bhangidesh
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Pretty sure that sub has at least a couple documented suicides
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you were not โfiredโ you quit after developing a wildly unprofessional parasocial relationship with an artist, who had to have her team intervene after you sent her 100s of text messages ๐๐พ
— vivian (@perlucidum) April 18, 2024
and stop posting our emails asking people to โgo stan modeโ itโs beyond embarrassing ๐๐พ๐๐พ https://t.co/C0RXiQ7Kj1
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Not even drama, just laugh at fricking fatties. Clearly can't share the photo but how the frick does a 10 y/o born of r*pe and put up for adoption prior to birth weigh more than an obese adult weighing 220 lbs call other people fatasses. Other fun story I was told was that during placement at his previous long term residential facility he called people BIPOCs because there was about a .1% chance his birth father was black therefore making him Afro-Mexican and got the shit kicked out of him from actual Afro people. Went into the wrong field for drama because that sounds way more hilarious.
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Silly peasant! You're thinking of what's good for society rather than what's good for the haves! (100)
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What could possibly be more valuable than educating the next generation? No, that value doesn't make itself known within a quarter, but having an educated populace pays dividends. Unless of course the ruling elite actually want a bunch of dumb slaves, which it certainly seems like they do. (440)
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They were still teaching from home.ย Pivoting to online learning was a learning process for everyone.ย The teachers didn't frick over anyone.ย Our frickin society did by not prioritizing good ventilation in buildings and universal healthcare and providing paid leave and leaving parents having to try to manage their remote learning students at the same time as full time jobs.ย If you think online learning was bad wait for the impact of a spike of disabled people due to long COVID.ย ย (13)
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The teachers unions refused to work in 2021. ย The online learning was bullshit and it negativity impacted poor kids who didn't have rich WFH parents to baby sit then.ย My 3rd grader had online classes. Ridiculous (-13)
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I know money doesn't grow on trees, but i made this same argument for police officers.If all of a sudden we said police officers in major cities will make, idk, 250k a year (for shits & gigs argument sake)... well heck, i bet all of a sudden we wouldn't have such a shortage. You'd create a ton of competition. Only the best of the best would graduate the academy, and you could hand pick the top candidates. You could weed out the pigs, the ones that shoot at acorns, or the tiny female that resorts to tazer'ing some big burly dude bc she knows she couldn't physically thwart potentially dangerous advances if it came to that. All of a sudden people aren't leaving an extremely dangerous job bc the money is good, so you can then train the next crop much better on dealing/interacting with all sorts of situations.But alas, once again, the money has to come from somewhere, even if it is for the people teaching our youth or the people will call for help. (5)
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On this day in 1975, the Khmer Rouge liberated Kampuchea.
— ka paul ๐ (@maoistnujabes) April 17, 2024
They defeated american imperialism without falling into the claws of soviet social-imperialism.
Despite the errors they made, we need to defend them against the lies of those who obliterated their country. pic.twitter.com/pd4AJMlcCp