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Opinions on pide

I just had a chicken, cheese and mushroom pide. It was quite nice with the lemon squeezed on top. What do you homos think of pide?

It's basically available around every corner in Australia at kebab/Turkish restaurants.

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(changelog) Emoji award, King award

Since people keep asking why my text is all gay, and since Aevann Himself commented on the muted response, I think a dedicated thread announcement rather than just a changelog entry is in order.

Two new awards were added today.

King - puts a crown on the recipient and makes their text all shiny for 24 hours, showing to the world that this is a true king. It also pays them 500dc. Intended use is for excellent posts or comments, presumably that excel in terms of hating women and/or persons of color.

Emoji - this has actually replaced Wholesome. Instead of :marseywholesome:, you can use any site emoji at all and it'll bop around the screen. NSFW emojis work too, but won't appear to cowards with NSFW disabled. Syntax can be with or without the colons—that's these things -> : —and the emoji picker will be added to the box for ease of access soon I think. Maybe. I hope. We'll see what we see.

5 days until Homoween :vampbat#:

Marsey foxes??? :marseyscream::tracenote::marseyfirefox::marseyblowkiss:

!animalposters look these foxs look like marseys and are kissing

Ben Kissel has been completely dropped from Last Podcast on the Left

Huh I thought we had a podcasts hole

last podcast reddit reaction

@L @Pl thoughts on this? I really didn't think this could end any other way, but man :marseydepressed: it's been literally 12 years.... sad to see it end like this.


Lpotl is a massive podcast, they pretty much singlehandedly invented the comedy true crime genre and have been doing it for years, with literally thousands of hours of podcasts. However one of the main 3 hosts has recently had some allegations of being a abusive alcoholic (they joked about this on the show for years) and has been in a spiral since covid. His ex came forward with some pretty serious accusations and he has made no attempt to refute or deny then. I think there was a another post about this here, really it deserves a effortpost but I'm lazy 😴. I just wanna get everyone's thoughts here. I personally haven't listened to any of the new eps with Ed yet, but supposedly he's alright so I'll have to get on that. I actually prefer the new side stories with Marcus, they are a bit more structured then normal. But I wanna hear what other people think!

Also calling it right meow hes totally going to drink himself to death now

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>its gunna activate the microchips

Actually r slurred! Can't believe ppl truly believe this.


Biden should have tracked anyone consuming abnormal amounts of tinfoil today and rounded them up for re education.

>I got the alert and immediately pressed the off button and it turned off but it definitely hurt and was unsettling for the 2 seconds


A look at the 1971 war through NYT archives

“Our enemy has once again chal lenged us,” Said President Agha Mo hammad Yahya Khan, in a radio ad dress to his countrymen yesterday. “India's government has launched a full‐scale war on us.... The time has come for the heroic mujahids [follow ers of Islam] of Pakistan to give a crushing reply....”

“Pakistan,” said Prime Minister In dira Gandhi, in a radio address the same day, “[has] launched a full‐scale war against us.... it is the united will of our people that this wanton and unprovoked aggression of Pakistan should be decisively and finally re pelled.”

It definitely was decisive :marseyembrace:

For Bengalis, today was “liberation day” in Jessore—the strategic city in East Pakistan that for eight months, until yesterday, had been under the control of West Pakistani troops, who had come last spring to put down the Bengali rebellion. The “liberators” are Indian troops. They are almost as happy as the Bengali secessionists whom India supports, but they did not have much time today to stop and celebrate as they continued to chase the retreating West Pakistani forces southeast toward Khulna.

“They are fleeing in panic,” an infantry captain of the Seventh Punjab Regiment said of the Pakistani troops.“They've got good equipment and defenses, but their morale is in their boots.”

:marseysmirk: :!marseywalking:

On the muddy bank below the blown bridge, hundreds of Bengalis in long rows passed logs down the line to be laid as planking for, the approaches to, a new ponoon bridge. As they worked in machinelike precision, brawny troops from the army engineers inflated huge pontoons with a compressor, carried them through knee‐deep muck, to the water and then began Placing the alumintun pans across them. In four hours, the bridge was finished. Everyone seemed unusually happy—the Indian troops, the Bengali workers and even the sidewalk superintendents.

I'd be very happy doing manual labour too if I knew it was to kill Pakis


The crowds in the Streets represent only a small part of the city's original population of 30,000. Some of those missing will return. Others are dead. Missionaries and other independent sources say that the Pakistani troops killed more than 5,000 of Jessore's people.

There have been many reports, hard to confirm, that the Pakistanis are killing and committing atrocities as they retreat. One Indian officer said that the Pakistanis had buried a man alive in a town in the Jessore district. People in Thingergacha said some school children had been shot.

Just outside Jessore, the body of a man was lying in a field by the road. His left arm had been cut off and his chest had been scraped raw. Local officials said that Pakistani troops had killed him because he had passed to the Indians information about Pakistani positions.

Pakis really play the part of evil villains so well.

Not far from the line of tanks and personnel carriers, where one could hear machine ‐ gun and mortar fire about half mile off, an army doctor told colleague: “Get everything ready. We've got 40 to 50 casualties coming.”


One‐wounded Pakistani soldier was brought in from the fight. He had been hit in the chest and left, arm and had lost, a lot of blood. As Indian, troops, carried hind off on a streticher, the Moslem soldier moaned groaned: “Allah (ﷻ), Allah (ﷻ), Allah (ﷻ).”


In the west, the Karachi port is now effectively blocked and fuel supplies are running low throughout West Pakistan. Filling stations in Pakistan's NorthWest Frontier Province are limiting gasoline sales to one gallon at a time.

Indian bombing of Karachi oil depots has severely reduced supplies and the armed forces are likely to feel the pinch in a few weeks. If tanks trucks and planes are halted the Pakistani Army can hardly continue, although units might well go on fighting on foot and with bayonets.


Their civilian economy was rekt by a two week war.

One day before the surrender

Giving a general summary. the spokesman said that Pakistani troops in the East were regrouping and confronting the attacking Indian forces with cohesive defenses. He added that the Pakistan Army could hold out indefinitely in the East without reinforcements or further supplies.


Random cope by some Paki the day of surrender :marseyxd:

The Indian Government does not view with favor demands for regional autonomy, much less secession. The sword of central authority has fallen swiftly on recalcitrant peoples in India. West Bengal, the Indian half of Bangla Desh, has been repeatedly subjected to military intervention and is currently under direct federal rule. Its peoples share with East Bengalis a contiguous boundary, culture and language.

Only religion and competing nationalisms (Hindu and Moslem) separates them. A sovereign, secular and socialist Bangla Desh can be enormously attractive to the Marxist majority of West Bengal, and threaten the “integrity” of India. To prevent this, India must keep Bangla Desh in bonds.


I'd prefer that the sea reclaim our land.

If the AmeriKKKan aircraft carrier Enterprise dares to intervene in the Indian‐Pakistani war, a member of the Indian Parliament said today, “the Government should not hesitate to blast it out of the water.”


In the opinion of some observers, Prime Minister Indira Gandhi has tried to moderate the anti‐AmeriKKKan feelings. She has refused to allow debate in Parliament on the movement of the Enterprise, as many Opposition members demanded, and she has reportedly instructed the Defense Ministry to play down any possible confrontation with the United States over the carrier.


I guess it had to be done.

Anti‐AmeriKKKan feeling also appears to have spread to the countryside. A truck driver in the Punjab recently refused a ride to hitchhiker upon learning that he was an AmeriKKKan. “I will give a ride only to Russians today, not to AmeriKKKans who aid Pakistan,” the driver said.

:marseysaluteindia: :!marseysaluteussr:

The 1,600‐word statement warned India that “he who plays with fire will be consumed by fire” and asserted that “henceforth there will be no tranquillity's for the Indian people.

:marseychingchongtalking: :marseydicklet:

Tonight's Government statement was the first formal government declaration to come from Peking since the start of warfare between India and Pakistan. It followed familiar lines in condemning India and the Soviet Union, which supports New Delhi, but also indirectly criticized Britain and France by scoring “certain big (powers” for remaining neutral, inactive and silent about the conflict. Britain and France have abstained in the United Nations Security Council on ceasefire resolutions.

Impotent chigger rage :marseylickinglips:

Random mutt seethe

In short, Moscow reverted to Russia's historic ambitions. It saw a chance to weaken Washington's long association with India and India's democratic experiment in Asia, to create a new alliance with India and weaken China, to dismember Pakistan, and to do so at a time when the passes between China and India were choked with snow and Peking could not easily counterattack in the North.

Lmao yeah they undermined our democracy by helping us stop a genocide :marseyclapping: :marseymutt2:

Good to see current globohomo doublespeak always existed though

And finally

But President Agha Mohammad Yahya Khan of Pakistan asserted in a nationwide radio broadcast that the war was still on “and we will continue to fight.”

Pakistan is believed by independent observers, however, to have grave supply‐line problems, so that her stockpiles of fuel and ammunition may not permit a prolonged war.


India was clearly determined to try to prevent summary executions and bloody reprisals against West Pakistanis and their supporters, the Bihari Moslems, by the Bengali majority in the prewar population of 75 million. The Bengalis suffered eight months of atrocities at the hands of West Pakistani troops after trying to secede from Pakistan in March.



Every last pakigger should have been lynched by bare handed masses for the shit they did there.

It was another indication of how much the Indian armed forces—once a relatively weak and ill‐armed body—had im proved in recent years, partly with Soviet assistance. In the current conflict India has employed such advanced techniques as helicopter assaults, large‐scale drops of paratroops and a naval blockade.


In New Delhi, however, there was no real mass victory celebration and, by and large, people went about their normal business, though beneath their calm demeanor they evidently were brimming with pride. They were also brimming with anger and a kind of contemptuous scorn for President Nixon, who they believe had sent a task force of the United States Seventh Fleet into the Bay of Bengal in a last‐minute attempt to save Pakistan from disaster. While AmeriKKKan prestige and influence in India are in ruins, the Soviet Union is enjoying high public esteem for its dogged diplomatic support and its repeated vetoes of United Nations cease‐fire resolutions.

Man I wish we got some fetch death to amerikkka rallies out of it though

Indian officials professed not to be alarmed by the Chinese allegation of a border violation. One said it was not ominous and argued that China had waited too long, since intervention now would not help Pakistan. Other observers felt that China must he dismayed and angered at the diplomatic triumph of two of its main rivals, the Soviet Union and India, which are linked in a treaty of friendship. China dealt India a decisive defeat in a short and limited border war in 1962.

I wonder if chiggers used it to tell pakis they totally would have come to save them from big bad kaffir if the war had only gone on a few more days.

@Redactor0 !bharatiya

Literally Who Post: The Doctor tries presenting a late-night talk show
My :marseymarcus: yearns for :!marseyblush:

Ik a bad pic but they run away so fast I had to take it.


I thought everything was all good there tho?


Chuds 2-1 Soydittors

For the non !football dramatards Lazio are the right wing club of Rome with close ties to the Mussolini family, one of them even currently plays for the youth team and the fans were walking through Glasgow doing roman salutes

Celtic on the other hand are the favoured club of smelly Irish communists the world over.

Their fans even revealed an epic antifa banner before the game

Only to lose choke away the lead thanks to a goal in added time and smelly soydittors are not taking the news well.

Some choice selections from the Celtic fan forum

Biden is building the wall :marseydarkbrandon: :marseytrumpgenocide: :marseymexicangenocide: :marseysnoogenocide:
Extreme girlboss moment :marseynails:

Might be one for chudrama but w.e

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New idea for a sitewide rule: no marseyphobia

Make it so that if you disrespect Marsey you get banned for three months for the first offense and get permanently banned for the second offense

No way they are still crying about this.


Are Liverpool the biggest bitches in the league? I liked them much better in their banter era.

New Tall Marsey (Moments Before Disaster)
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