Niru is a very famous MapleStory streamer who became the first person to ever reach 299 lvl. Ever since then a huge amount of people in the community have been watching his streams and waiting for him to get to lvl 300, even the devs were watching him. In his final stream, he managed to get 299 99.99% and immediately logged off the game and started shit-talking the devs right in front of 20k viewers on Twitch

What's even funnier is the fact that the official Maplestory account on Twitter had already made a tweet congratulating him

https://twitter.com/MapleStory/status/1783562860108316936

The devs even promoted the stream through in-game banner but when he started ranting the banner instantly disappeared

To fully grasp the current situation in San Francisco, where venture capitalists are trying to take control of City Hall, you must listen to Balaji Srinivasan. Before you do, steel yourself for what's to come: A normal person could easily mistake his rambling train wrecks of thought for a crackpot's ravings, but influential Silicon Valley billionaires regard him as a genius.

“Balaji has the highest rate of output per minute of good new ideas of anybody I've ever met,” wrote Marc Andreessen, co-founder of the V.C. firm Andreessen-Horowitz, in a blurb for Balaji's 2022 book, The Network State: How to Start a New Country. The book outlines a plan for tech plutocrats to exit democracy and establish new sovereign territories. I mentioned Balaji's ideas in two previous stories about Network State–related efforts in California—a proposed tech colony called California Forever and the tech-funded campaign to capture San Francisco's government.

Balaji, a 43-year-old Long Island native who goes by his first name, has a solid Valley pedigree: He earned multiple degrees from Stanford University, founded multiple startups, became a partner at Andreessen-Horowitz and then served as chief technology officer at Coinbase. He is also the leader of a cultish and increasingly strident neo-reactionary tech political movement that sees American democracy as an enemy. In 2013, a New York Times story headlined “Silicon Valley Roused by Secession Call” described a speech in which he “told a group of young entrepreneurs that the United States had become ‘the Microsoft of nations': outdated and obsolescent.”

“The speech won roars from the audience at Y Combinator, a leading start-up incubator,” reported the Times. Balaji paints a bleak picture of a dystopian future in a U.S. in chaos and decline, but his prophecies sometimes fall short. Last year, he lost $1 million in a public bet after wrongly predicting a massive surge in the price of Bitcoin.

Still, his appetite for autocracy is bottomless. Last October, Balaji hosted the first-ever Network State Conference. Garry Tan—the current Y Combinator CEO who's attempting to spearhead a political takeover of San Francisco—participated in an interview with Balaji and cast the effort as part of the Network State movement. Tan, who made headlines in January after tweeting “die slow motherlovers” at local progressive politicians, frames his campaign as an experiment in “moderate” politics. But in a podcast interview one month before the conference, Balaji laid out a more disturbing and extreme vision.

“What I'm really calling for is something like tech Zionism,” he said, after comparing his movement to those started by the biblical Abraham, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith (founder of Mormonism), Theodor Herzl (“spiritual father” of the state of Israel), and Lee Kuan Yew (former authoritarian ruler of Singapore). Balaji then revealed his shocking ideas for a tech-governed city where citizens loyal to tech companies would form a new political tribe clad in gray t-shirts. “And if you see another Gray on the street … you do the nod,” he said, during a four-hour talk on the Moment of Zen podcast. “You're a fellow Gray.”

The Grays' shirts would feature “Bitcoin or Elon or other kinds of logos … Y Combinator is a good one for the city of San Francisco in particular.” Grays would also receive special ID cards providing access to exclusive, Gray-controlled sectors of the city. In addition, the Grays would make an alliance with the police department, funding weekly “policeman's banquets” to win them over.

“Grays should embrace the police, okay? All-in on the police,” said Srinivasan. “What does that mean? That's, as I said, banquets. That means every policeman's son, daughter, wife, cousin, you know, sibling, whatever, should get a job at a tech company in security.”

In exchange for extra food and jobs, cops would pledge loyalty to the Grays. Srinivasan recommends asking officers a series of questions to ascertain their political leanings. For example: “Did you want to take the sign off of Elon's building?”

This refers to the August 2023 incident in which Elon Musk illegally installed a large flashing X logo atop Twitter headquarters, in violation of building safety codes. City inspectors forced him to remove it. This was the second time Musk had run afoul of the city in his desire to refurbish his headquarters: In July, police briefly halted his attempt to pry the “Twitter” signage from the building's exterior. But in Balaji's dystopia, he implies that officers loyal to the Grays would let Musk do as he pleases (democratically inclined officers, he suggests, can be paid to retire).

Simply put, there is a ton of fascist-chic cosplay involved. Once an officer joins the Grays, they get a special uniform designed by their tech overlords. The Grays will also donate heavily to police charities and “merge the Gray and police social networks.” Then, in a show of force, they'll march through the city together.

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Ted, 62, Austin TX

Career/Personal

• Retail Manager

  • $21 an hour, at least 40 hours a week

  • time and a half overtime

  • Around $3000 a month

  • No benefits, he's on his wife's

• Wife makes around $3500 a month

• "retail management is not my endgame"

• Spent 14 years working for Texas "Commission on State Emergency Communications"

  • Got a Master's degree because of this?

• Went to Art school at some point

• Went through a bankruptcy 6 years ago

  • All of this debt has accrued since bankrupcy

• Wife has probably the same number of credit cards timestamp

• He has $17'000 saved for retirement

Financials

• "Why is there so little invested?" timestamp

  • Boomer ramblings and deflection

• Self-scored - 5/10 timestamp

• 150k or so left on his mortgage

• Credit Card 1 (CreditOne) ($811) timestamp

  • $20 in new purchases, $20 in interest

  • Paid $75 on this

  • Minimum payment 30

  • Why Spend on his card?

    • "Our expenses are higher than our income"

• Credit Card 2 (Apple) (2115) timestamp

  • Minimum payment 67

  • $41 in interest accrued

  • Puts his life insurance payments on his card?

• Credit Card 3 (Discover) ($4196) timestamp

  • $69.50 in new purchases

  • Made a $100 payment, also made $100 purchase?

  • Minimum payment $84

  • $57 in interest

  • Lots of mobile games micro-transactions on this card (company called "Zynga")

    • "I was able to quit smoking, and drinking, but I can't quit this"

• Credit Card 4 (eBay) ($1'487) timestamp

  • Made a $75 payment

  • Minimum payment of $30

• Credit Card 5 (Lowes) ($535) timestamp

  • Made $50 in payments

  • $12 in interest accrued

  • $30 minimum

• Credit Card 6 (JC Penny) ($1'591) timestamp

  • Made 75 in payments

  • $40 in interest charged

  • $57 minimum payment

• Credit Card 7 (Venmo) ($753) timestamp

  • $30 minimum payment

  • $102 in new purchases, made $30 in payments

  • $15 in interest

  • Eating out and microtransactions on this card

• Credit Card 8 (Walgreens) ($441) timestamp

  • "I think that's the one that started it all, they had this display when you walk into the store"

  • $29 minimum payment

  • $12 in interest

• Credit Card 9 (Verizon) ($1'290) timestamp

  • He wanted to take advantage of the discount on the phone bill using the card to pay for it

  • $48 Minimum payment

  • $34 interest accrued

  • Made a $100 payment

• Credit Card 10 (Upgrade) ($1'272) timestamp

  • $72 minimum monthly payment

• Credit Card 11 (Upgrade) ($9'260) timestamp

  • Thinks he has two Upgrades because traveling?

  • $126 interest accrued

  • $474 minimum monthly payment

  • "Uhhh I I uh I run a non-profit"

  • "Some of these now that I think about it might have been expenses"

  • "Performing Arts Venue" - He's the president (doesn't get paid)

• Credit Card 12 (Sitco) ($378) timestamp

  • $29 minimum payment

  • $10 in interest

• Credit Card 13 (Chevron) ($128) timestamp

  • $29 minimum payment

  • $71 in purchases

  • 50 in payments

  • $2 in interest accrued

  • More mobile payments on this one

  • Playing "Empires and Puzzles" and a couple others

• Credit Card 14 (Ally) ($228) timestamp

  • $28 balance

• Credit Card 15 (Amazon) ($580) timestamp

  • $29 minimum payment

  • $14 interest

  • $50 payment made

• Credit Card 16 (At Home) ($45) timestamp

  • "Why wouldn't you just pay off $45?!"

• Credit Card 17 (Alta) ($0) timestamp

• Synchrony ($656) timestamp

  • $30 minimum payment

  • Made a $50 payment

  • Made $12 in purchases

    • It was Starbucks

  • $14 in interest accrued

• Credit Card 18 (didn't catch name) ($28) timestamp

  • 28 minimum payment

  • 70 cents in interest

• Credit Card 19 (NFL) ($1'474) timestamp

  • $39 in interest charged

  • Made $43 in purchases

  • $54 minimum payment

  • More in-app purchases

• Credit Card 20 (MGM) ($242) timestamp

  • "We went to Vegas"

  • $5 interest accrued

• Student Loans ($229'000) timestamp

  • he's in forbearance, doesn't know why, Caleb can't figure out why

  • 7.6% interest, 17'000 a year in interest if they ever start back up

  • "Yeah, I'll never pay that off"

    • "You're right"

  • "That servicing company is under investigation or something, it's in the news"

  • "Well it doesn't matter much I'll be dead before that's paid off... so I don't even consider that a debt"

• Mortgage ($122'205)

  • 3.8%

  • $1'268 monthly payment

• Synchrony Bank is where most of his cards are from timestamp

  • 

• Car

  • Doesn't have one, wife has a car, not paid for, newish because of a car accident that wrecked their old one

  • Used to have two

  • Both worked at home but he got laid off then when to retail

• Checking Account timestamp

  • 3'240 + 8'111 - 10'094 -> 1'259

  • Lots of eating out

  • A $100 Verizon payment here, not using the Verizon card since it's maxed out ]

  • More microtransactions

  • "That's how I pay my daughter, we give her money to help her live" timestamp

    • She's finishing up her undergrad

    • Boomer gets testy when question about this

• Wife debts itemized timestamp

  • Not even going to try writing these out, 28 different ones

$906 in interest is accruing a month (not counting Student Loans)

Should he consider bankruptcy? timestamp

• Total $379'000 ($122k of that is the mortgage), includes the student loans

Income/Spending Pie Chart timestamp

"Calvin and Hobbes is Le most wholesome conic strip ever made!"

I'm not even being ironic or trying to troll. This shit was so unbelievably bland.

Can't believe people actually shill this shit lmao I read a few years worth of strips today and it was the most basic slop I've ever seen.

DAE society and technology bad? - a 6 year old sperg with no friends

Did you know Fattershit never licensed any mercy or tv show??? Based anti-capitalist!!

plz post if you have any more of these

>A day of the life of a DEI program manager

>11:00 am - Wake up. Early birds are racist.

>11:30 am - Attend a sync up meeting. Standup is not inclusive. Everyone needs to come up with 5 words to remove from our dictionary.

>12:00 pm - Have lunch at a black-female-owned Chinese restaurant. Scold the owner for cultural appropriation.

>1:00 pm - Meet with one of my program sponsors. Discuss what protest we need to fund next.

>2:00 pm - Check internal Slack messages and mark those who used non inclusive language

>3:00 pm - Have s*x with a queer peer

>4:00 pm - Go back home. Work is racist

>10:00 pm - Attack random people online

Man who did this 😂 pic.twitter.com/uhlWSLAmho

— Isaiah Jackson (@bitcoinzay) April 26, 2024

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He is definitely having s*x with these women. He's telling you otherwise so that you won't have s*x with others. (5629)

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I mean he is 6'3 (38)

And blue-eyed (37)

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The open marriage fad has really gotten out of hand. (47)

I think a lot of people are trying it because they think it's way more common than it actually is. It's.....not. at least not for married couples. (9)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

From a man's perspective, he is definitely sleeping with those women. He's not giving you his full attention when he is around, and he's abusing your trust. It sounds like when people date and "take a break" just to hookup with someone else. I'm not perfect and my other head has tried to lead me astray multiple times but I never commit to it, because her seeing someone else or talking to someone would destroy me and she doesn't deserve that disrespect. I don't care about the people condoning this. He doesn't want to wait to have s*x with you, which is why he keeps asking to open up the marriage on business trips. I'm sorry, but in my opinion, he is cheating on you but manipulating you into thinking he is not. It will only get worse. (4)

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Cut him loose immediately! He is for the streets. Especially since you are going to be and MD, he will end up cheating and you will end up having to pay this scrub alimony. He will be having s*x with these women AND even if he is not, it is still cheating. He wants to eat his cake and have it too. If you get pregnant, it will get worse. He will be living off of your money and cheating with broke women on YOUR dime.. (1)

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Was married from 2015 to 2022. She passed. Lesson I learned is this. Things amplify in relationships. If he is very messy probability later on in life he's gonna be a disaster area guy. If he's already in an "open" relationship your doomed. End it and leave. Batter to lose this guy now and only waste 8 years then wait and waste 8 years an one minute. (5)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Elegant-Channel351

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ah yess freedom is measured by laws on your sexuality🤡having laws on your sexuality&having to show it off is whats actually oppressive💀.No one care about your sexuality. Just keep it private cause its intimate. u can be gay just dont start being a sponsor n a woke preacher.

— Hamza (@Hamzah96AJ) April 26, 2024

This may have been too far lol

Screenshots of the entire thread in case I get ban hammered

I've seen a fair number of FtM Fujo-obsessed drama where "the dudes" schlick to yaoi shoolboy love yet there was never a Fujo Marsey?

here's the bodypillow version, it's in the emoji queue but until it gets approved spam them on all pooner posts

Now that snipers are trained on peaceful students and professors are being hog-tied by masked men with assault rifles, it'd be great to hear from all the people who made "free speech on US campuses" their life's mission every time they met a student with blue hair. pic.twitter.com/oGgCzdrmDf

— The author, Séamas O'Reilly (@shockproofbeats) April 26, 2024

About one in five mail-in ballots in the last election was fraudulent, handing Biden the presidency. We know this because the people who committed the fraud have admitted it in a new poll. pic.twitter.com/fxHL9hT4sw

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) April 26, 2024

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!chuds !nooticers

someone ping nonchuds