[Verse 1]

What happened to us?

Our Democracy is going down the drain

With no one to trust

We close our eyes as we vote for the insane


So when I try to make a change you can't ignore

Our system I will soon restore

I'm firing, I'm firing


(But the bullet went)

Over his head

An ear full of lead

Blood has been shed

But Trump is not dead

And now I can't see

Turned into Swiss cheese

My incompetence eliminated my dream

[Verse 2]

Bullied in high school

I wore my camo to the classroom everyday

I was ridiculed

So I thought that I could show them all the way


My mind made up, I grabbed my gun and headed out

I climbed the ladder, then laid down

I'm firing, I'm firing


(But the bullet went)

Over his head

An ear full of lead

Blood has been shed

But Trump is not dead

And now I can't see

Turned into Swiss cheese

My incompetence eliminated my


Decided long ago

I wouldn't be unknown

I'd do what it takes to be remembered

Practicing my aim

For my claim to fame

The shooting range at which I never thought to train


Who said it was easy to hit him at this distance

Who said it was so easy to fade into nonexistence


(But the bullet went)

Over his head

An ear full of lead

Blood has been shed

But Trump is not dead

And now I can't see

Turned into Swiss cheese

My incompetence eliminated my dream


Over his head

Trump is not dead

Over his head

Trump is not dead

But I am

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I would copypaste it here but it's SO LONG and the formatting would take forever to replicate

Anyway here are his top subreddits

"Dude" and "lmao" are both in his most frequently used words, but instead of bussy we have "conservatives", "Nazis", "Trump" and "Nazis" :marseycheckem2:

Nazism also charts at the end, as well as the singular "conservative"

Anyway the scope of the hysterical tantrum about the fake shooting is the draw of this thread. It's really something else.

/u/PayDayLover69 :carpwave:


!chuds the shooter alledgedly screaming for republicans to have their throats slashed :marseyshook:

Has this been posted yet :marseycoomer:

!fellas !coomers

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  • N : copying and pasting from our gore sister site, i see :!marseyjourno:
Photo/video/info dump on Thomas Matthew Crooks, the man who shot at trump.

i will remove anything that is incorrect, just lmk in the comments. reporting is for kitties.

just say smth is incorrect and quit acting like a control freak reddit mod.

this info is all still very new, and we're all still sorting through whats accurate and what isnt.

  • I'd like to thank all the commenters who've been extremely helpful in gathering all this information

:marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

  • TY admin for effortpost badge!!!

:marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:


Crooks's DMV photo:

  • Some of Crooks's yearbook photos:

  • Crooks's graduation in 2022 (higher quality video from NotYou in comments):

  • Some videos from his school, in which he appears (courtesy of NotYou):

  • The first photo released of Crooks:

  • Crooks seen on the roof, before the shooting:

  • Crooks on the roof, after being shot by SS.


Crooks was a registered republican, however, his political views are still unknown.

  • His voter status record:

  • this article says he had a groomercord account but it wasn't used frequently.

  • A receipt showing his 15$ donation to ActBlue, a democrat party organization:

  • He attended Bethel Park High School, as seen here.

He was bullied frequently, as mentioned by this schoolmate of his:

ABC news says he tried to join the school's rifle club, but was denied entry, because of his terrible aim.

(screenshot from the ABC news article)

Another schoolmate of his said that he was very passionate about history and government. He was also described by some as a 'loner'.

He graduated with the Star Award worth $500 from the National Math and Science Initiative.

  • His house (2506 Milford Dr, Bethel Park)

  • Couple clips from police footage, taken on Highland Drive:

Highland drive, currently blocked off, as seen on live-updated traffic maps.

  • He was working as a dietary aide at the Bethel Park Skilled Nursing and Rehabilitation Center, according to ABC news.

His parents are Matthew Brian Crooks and Mary Elizabeth Crooks [nee Frizzy, possibly]. They are both 53 years old, as of today's date, and are both behavioural counsellors. He may have an older sister, Katherine Crooks. She is 22 years old as of today's date. (info from CNN and USphonebook)

Thomas's mother, Mary, made a post on Twitter, mentioning that her son "had some mental issues and was dealing with built-up anger from bullies". I have not yet seen this video, please attach it in a comment if you've seen it. (I am starting to believe this may be false information)

More information about his household

His father Matthew Brian Crooks is a psychologist and has authored many academic books. He currently works at Community Care Behavioral Health. He is a certified Rehabilitation Counselor and works with people with depression. His mother is called Mary Elizabeth Crooks (born as Mary Elizabeth Frizzy) and is a registered counselor, but has previously taught in a primary school. She might currently be a homemaker. They are both registered democrats. Thomas is registered republican and has donated to democratic parties prior to registration of a republican. However, this does not have to mean a whole lot.

โ€The family's annual income is reported to be $310,000. His parents seem to be from Scottish heritage. Thomas was born in September 2003. His parents identify as Jewish. Both of his parents also seem to work as licensed behavioral counselors in Pennsylvania. โ€โ€The newspaper reporter that he received a $500 "star award" from the National Math and Science Initiative. He made a $15 donation to ACTBLUE when he was 17 years old. Thomas Crooks and his parents have been living separately for two years now. He allegedly had a big fight with his father before moving out of the house at the age of 18. Thomas has previously stayed with his grandparents but soon moved out after getting reprimanded for taking drugs.


Thomas crooks has reportedly come up in several intelligence reports recently. He is known for his extreme views and involvement in violent incidents. Investigations into Crooks' background reveal links to radical groups, including online associations with people promoting drastic actions against perceived enemies, however, this cannot be confirmed. His parents denied having any knowledge about his use of guns or radical ideology. They however admitted that they were aware of his assaults on fellow students in college.


Thomas was purportedly part of Antifa actions (Minneapolis Demonstration 2021), marked by confrontations with police and incidents of arson. He was twice released on bail with the help of his parents. His father reported to CNN that he is waiting for law enforcement to finish what needs to be finished before he will release a statement about the situation.


In the image below you can see the shirt Thomas was wearing. This T-shirt promotes a gun YouTube channel, Demolition Ranch. The founder Matt Carriker has seen this and has responded on his Instagram with the three words "What the heck".

Thomas's father's linkedin profile:

  • :marseythumbsup:



Then there is this story about his mother and her statement. This is completely fake and false. I will provide the screenshots anyway:


Doe-chan (skank version)


Many Men Wish Death Upon Trump :marseytrump: :marseycool2:


The only part of the Alec Baldwin trial worth watching.



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  • hop : shorten title r-slur
  • BWC : :soyreddittalking:



Zxis resume:

Of course the one who came up with this horrendous artstyle that hurts to look at is a piece of shit vermin :marseymanysuchcases:

He drew a comic making fun of John Kricfalusi and his pedophilia :marseysurprisedpikachu:


According to reddit and /co/, he also apparently got a "disabled queer animator" (i.e. :marseywomanmoment2:) fired and blacklisted from the industry, and according to ledditors, HE ALMOST FRICKING KILLED HER because she lost access to health services :marseymedsgenocide:..... because she drew Invader Zim porn? :marseydarkxd::trolldespair:

Also, not only he is a p-do cute twink, he is also an animator with no originality, so even in his job he acted like a parasite who did not do anything noteworthy, apparently, his characters are ripoffs of the characters Lina Inverse and Gourry from the Slayers Japanese anime, which was released in the US in 1996..... the exact same year that @MoonMetropolis claims that Carrot-in-butt came up with the idea for Mighty Magiswords, which ended up being the most generic and soulless adventure time-tumblr-calarts 2010s slop :marseyitsallsotiresome:

The two characters drawn in a tumblrcalartswesternslop (not drawn by Carrozza), nootice the similarity:

From Arica Tuesday on Twitter/X (not the foid who was fired)

"It turns out that Kyle Carrozza FINALLY got what was coming to him. Despite what he did to me, what he did to my SISTER, what he did to my friends (one of them was 13) he still continued in the industry and even got that show on CN, despite him already being a creep.

"He would constantly ask me for nude photos of myself. He took photos that did not belong to him and put them on a revenge porn website, along with my sister and friends.

"He had nudes of one friend who was only 13 at the time. This was the 2000s. It was then that I stopped being his friend, but despite what I said he had done, I still had friends of mine that left to go with him.

"So frick you, Zoe Moss and Renie Rivas for preferring the company of a p-dophile. I hope you both wake the frick up."

The first news article has come out:

Apparently he had the stuff saved in his Google Drive and Google permanently suspended his account and reported it to authorities. He even posted about his google account being suspended on Twitter last year.

/co/pe #1:

/co/pe #2:

Kiwiggers #1:

Kiwiggers #2:

Ledditors (various links below):

His last video (comments are funny):

!chuds !nooticers

Some cool race and IQ data. Enjoy besties!


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:marseythinkorino: you know what OP? I think I will click on your thread. What does one do with a Playstation 5 in the Year of Our Lord 2024?

Huh that's a weird first response, was something up with the OP image-

:marseyshook: Oh. Oh no.

Put on your PPE lads, this thread is going to be a cesspit. :marseyprostateexam:

Oh btw the OP image does not apply to me because I'm a -3/10 truecel btw. I genuinely despise normgroids who go "uhh there really was someone for you, you just didn't notice!" It's like their soul is too shallow to comprehend that people may have different experiences in life than them.

These guys get it. :marseyshesright:

not going to bother to document this myself but there's a sideplot about cuckshit going on this whole thread :marseycuck:

Video games are so wonderful. Even men with normie potential can end up sad and alone with Nintendo Power :mariodance:

:marseymanysuchcases: oh wow, another normgroid who can't comprehend being undesirable!

These are the people who say they can't understand incels. Men who have literally push women away from them to avoid having relationships. :chad!: "darn these incel neighbors are crazy, how can they be pushing women away every day like me and still think it's not their fault they're celibate?:

:marseyregular: "just act confident bro, just be normal bro." I'm not confident and I'm not normal, pretending to be so to get relationships will only lead to relationships built on lies.

this was the last time @peepehands ever spoke to a woman face-to-face

it's called normies faking being incels to be more interesting than they really are :marseynpc2:

Because everybody's the underdog of their own story. Nobody wants to hear that somebody has it worse than them.

thank you Anon for answering my question. What do you do with a PS5 in 2024? Post about it to 4chan.

I actually am uglier than Ethan Ralph. Also stupidity is an asset in dating, women don't like intelligent men.

:marseydeadinside: things like these are the worst. I like to imagine that I'm going to make it, that I really just haven't met the right girl yet. But I know too many guys (yes, in real life too) who were hurt really bad by the girl who gave them a chance.

I actually do believe personality plays a role because if Chad was spergy enough women would hate him, if Henry Cavil gets shit for playing Warhammer, what hope do the rest of us have? But yeah, normies and especially handsome men hate the thought of ever admitting they have pretty (or even just not-ugly) privilege.

best advice in the thread


Thread is still kicking, maybe I'll collect more screenshots later.

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  • whyareyou : should have made it a ghost post LOL
SCARY GHOST SIGHTING :marseysadcat: :marseyscared: :marseyscared: :marseyscream: :marseyscream: :marseybuttface:


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RIP Trump Assassin's Victim. Paying respects here :marseysad: if you troll in my comments you're going to heck

Their Twitter account was recently uncovered, let's meet our full-blooded American hero

At least they died doing what they loved ๐Ÿ˜“ BTW If my last tweet ever was a reply to catturd engagement farming I'd kill myself

A truly nonviolent Christian who doesn't make light of people getting murdered ๐Ÿ›

When his brains were splattered his IQ didn't drop at all!

Trump lost his least racist supporter, what a tragedy

In case the DEI one didn't convince you

This is why the Russian bot narrative is false - why do you need bots when real patriots will reply to your engagement farm organically?

He'll get to meet his heroes soon :marseydevil:

Engagement farmers lost their strongest soldier and most loyal reply guy

This guy is the perfect representation of what it means to be a patriot :marseynpc2: :marseynpcmad: :npcmaga:



She should follow in her father's footsteps. But judging by her FB post, it looks like she's prettying herself up for that juicy fox consultant salary.

Anyways, killing people is bad and I condemn it and stuff.

Soyjak OS evolution


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Destiny doubles down on mocking the Trump supporter that was killed at the rally and THOUSANDS of people are seething

It just keeps going and going like this

Lmao holy shit

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Irregular ai_slop upload

!coomers :marseywave2:

I also decided to change my twitter name/logo to something that wasn't misspelled and hard to find

Think it looks better, won't change my rdrama name tho. Uploading it here makes it clear I need to vectorize it though

Underrated dog breeds

1. Rat Terrier/Teddy Roosevelt Terrier/American Hairless Terrier

All closely related. These all American terriers are at their cutest when they look like giant chihuahua's. But breeders must be careful to not have them look like pitbulls. The hairless variety has a hairless gene unique from all other hairless breeds that is not associated with skin or dental problems and is recessive meaning that they breed true

2. Schipperke

The smallest shepherd. The most mischievous looking breed. Almost looks like a wild forest creature

3. Sussex Spaniel

It's a dwarf Newfoundland. Very cool

4. Bracco Italiano

Gun dog that looks like a hound dog. Weird but neat

5. Pharaoh Hound

Perhaps a good pitbull replacement? Very badass looking without being a pittie. A Spanish breed which means they're low maintenance because Spaniards are lazy and wouldn't keep high maintenance dogs

6. Smooth Collie

Who knew a collie looked tough under all that fluff? These things are built like tanks with giant chests body builder neck and have the regal snout

7. Pumi

Naturally look like Teddy Bears. Not much else is known

Get Down Right Meyow, Mr. Purrsident!

How could this have happened?

New jak just dropped
Alex Jones releases new Bohemian Grove footage.

!schizomaxxxers discuss this homosexuality.

Daily pandatard post.


Scared about trump

I'm beginning to see that trump winning is a very real possibility. If he wins I fear he will do things that go against neurodivergent people or threaten our lines of support. I'm getting really really stressed. Are you guys doing okay.



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