WELCOME

ONE AND ALL

TO THE FIRST SESSION

OF

IMPASSIONATA CONGRESS

Esteemed colleagues,

Fellow citizens of the Vulgate,

Happy chewers of dewy sewers

And other neat stuff like that;

I COME TO YOU BECAUSE THE REPUBLIC IS IN PERIL

FAITH IN OUR CIVIC RELIGION IS FALLING SHORT

and some, in their desperation, turn to failed methods of the past in order to seek the

CHANGE

WHICH

MUST

ARRIVE

Thus do I bind a circle on those collected here,

The Registry of Impassionatas!

~ keep it light

because it's heavy ~

@Impassionata

@Impassionata3

@Impassionata4

@impassionata_z

@Impassionata7

@Impassionata2

@Imfascionata

@ImpassionataVoter

@impassionata_but_cool

THESE VOLUNTEERS SHALL NOW DELIBERATE ON SUBJECTS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.

As presiding Impassionata, I hereby open the floor. Any citizen may submit their public comment to the body politic.

@Impassionata3 will please ring the gong. It is also appropriate at this time to thank @Impassionata4 for the image above.

Just looking for something for the weekend. Preferably something short. These games have been good to me:

• Bioshock Infinite

• GTA 4

• He Fricked The Girl Out Of Me

• Jusant

• Max Payne 2

• Neverending Nightmares

• Quantum Break

• Shadow of the Tomb Raider

• Tell Me Why

• Goodbye Volcnao High

• Mirror's Edge

Is Pentiment any good? It looks fetch.

Frick !chuds we lost.

Game looks like shit too. Kojimabros in shambles, myself included.

A 2-hour video essay would be the best format for a response, but a simple comment would also do.

I have tetris effect, the new yakuza gaiden and I managed to get dsda-doom on it with all my pwads

I barely play video games nor know what's good. My steam account is from 2003 and was barely touched after half life 2 so I don't know what good computer games are

I got this thing so I have some extra entertainment when I camp and it's been good so far for that purpose

Choice quotes

>@ammae41109:this may be the most fricked up most inhumane shit I've seen on tiktok

>@Catti×Noelle truther:You are either the most insensitive person on the planet or an edgy 12 year old whos going to regret this for the rest of your life

>@💕:Palestine is soo puppycoded >0<

I would buy a pin award but @Christmace shafted me so I'm janny pinning instead

FRICK @Christmace

Anyway the linked tweet is not /s or a joke, this is an actual person

https://twitter.com/imgay4miroslava/status/1731229607364321591

Really minor difference to canon, barely noticeable.

Anyways, on to the sneeding.

I'm currently doing my best to structure this so you know who is replying to who but its a bit clunky rn.

(Reply to x above) means a reply to non linked post, x post above.

(Reply) means a new reply to the last linked post.

This is not ganyu, this is el ogro de las ameriKKKas

Pretty sure this is fanart of the character Ganyu from Genshin Impact.

Are you sure? I'm pretty it's just a fat filipino with horns and blue hair

It says “Ganyu” right there. Being a fat filipino[citation needed] doesn't preclude that. Do you know how fanart works?

i don't think fanart is when you destroy every aspect of a character already made thats like if i drew you eating shit and called it fanart

its just fiction stop being so Pressed

Honey, I'm naturally a c*nt if u can't handle this action then keep scrolling

Invite him here lol.

(Reply) This is ganyu you stupid b-word

Shut up r-slur

I love the way u drew ganyu :> !! this makes me feel better abt myself

i just realised is this weird to say of me

(Reply) fatass

(Reply) fat frick

Next time eat a salad

shut up you payed for a verified account on twitter💀

Now I know you ain't talking shit about what people pay for while having absolutely shitty finances of your own

what does any of it has to do with paying for a verified on twitter💀 at least im saving up for something that's worth something

You're Brazilian, it was over before it began for you

At this point just make it an oc bruh

Ganyu used to be fat, it was confirmed in a story quest

She was chubby as a BABY

(reply to 2 above) But she doesn't want to be fat or chubby! She is very cautious of what she eats so she isn't that way. So y'all don't love her, because y'all made and like an edit of her being very unhealthy, and something she does not want to be. So y'all are basically disrespecting her

Im eating your art style i love it

looks like ganyu ate it as well

No offense intended but why not just make it a OC like a sibling of ganyu?

bcs its a redesign and they can do whatever they want

hold that energy if i made xinyan white

difference is whitewashing is a real thing thats been going on for decades but nice try weirdo

(reply to 3 above) And they also posted it to the internet for everyone to see so we are allowed to have a say too.

and thats called entitlement

no neighbor it's the first amendment

(Reply) Because the genshin designsu cks due to the lack of diversity and the same model with a face

sometimes too much diversity ain't a good thing

You stink of urine and weakness, touch the grass

that was oddly specific anything you want to tell the class?

(Reply) youre ugly and they can do whatever they want

(Reply) u need of end it all postehaste

(Reply) You're literally a fatphobic piece of shit

Did ganyu eat everybody in genshinverse?

Wow! Fatshaming! That's some real humor you got there!!! 😂 😂 😂

(Reply) You thought you ate that

I don't know about them but the girl in the picture ate. A lot,

You probably do too since you're on twitter being a fatphobic b-word

Bro seething that someone said a fat b-word probably eats a lot Next you'll get mad by saying you need air to breathe

A stupid baseless assumption.....!!

How is it baseless you're literally doing that lmaoooo Bro yapping on and on about fatphobia bc I said “b-word probably ate a lot” and she did bc she like 300 pounds in OP's pic

I'm arguing with you keyed off your fatphobia silly! So what if people eat? Can ppl not eat what they like anymore??? Its ppl like you who keep pooping on them for their life choices that have NO effect on you ^o^

“What they like” is 6000 calories worth of soda and takis ig

Obese ppl are worth helping, but you can't just insult every fat person you see just because you think they lack discipline in not becoming obese?

You know how you get fat? By eating in a calorie surplus. You know how you stay in a calorie surplus? Being lazy and lacking discipline. Even people with medical conditions are capable of changing and seeking help if they haven't already, aka having discipline.

This goes on a bit, link above as always.

(New reply to 11 above) Ganyu definitely ate a lot

All yall fatphobes only have 1 comeback and its always "she ate a lot!" At least she isnt on twitter being a fricking loser

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DEPLOY: THE TREADMILL 🏃‍♂️

MAKE HOGGY SQUEAL!!! 🐖🐖🐖💨💨💨🥓🥓🥓

MAKE HOGGY SQUEAL!!!🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😇😇😇

Man, how rude. Who made that comment?

Shes so pretty omggg i have a friwnd who looks just like uour ganyu and shes so nicee

i just knew what is going to be in the replies and i legit teared up. this is not for me, but the art is still very beautiful, stay strong friend don't let the haters get u

“Beautiful”

ok draw better

Literally a black and white stick figure is better than this

(reply) What she actually wanted to say: "That looks ugly af but my ideology doesn't let me say the truth"

I'm afraid you might be the one with an ideology here, rejecting and hating overweight women to the point of delusion. Unable to accept that other people might have a different taste than you and trying to throw imaginary ideologies behind someone's simple preferences

(reply) Stop lying

Human body is subjective, therefore I can't judge it. But regardless of everyone's preferences their art is very well made from an objective standpoint. The color choices are STUNNING especially. Maybe actually take look at their work instead of hating because its a chubby person

just because someone draws a bodytype you think is unattractive doesnt mean their art would be suddenly bad, Slava clearly has skill in art. Even their sketch-like works are very nice to look at. Change and grow as a person.

It's bad

tell me you have no experience in art without telling me, again, change and grow. then come back, without the need to insult people. maybe you should pick up drawing aswell to let that toxicity out

It's bad²

you have no arguments for it, just give up and save yourself the hustle.

It's bad³

thats not an argument, youre not proving anything to anyone, just spewing a broken record like a child in the supermarket

It's bad⁴

Darn, who drew that? I need the artist to draw me some more racist anti-chinese caricatures. If you drew that, can you give me a slit-eyed fat Zhongli? Give him that silly string-beard and make his skin about the same as that Ganyu caricature. Should be right up your alley :P

I'm genuinely confused as to why you're framing the op as a racist when you're literally a nazi? Like are you genuinely in need of racist caricatures or are you offended at their art and trying to project opposing morals onto them? Just curious

I just find it funny that a game that makes the Chinese look good gets caricatured by progressives into a racist mockery. If it weren't so obvious that it's a western idiot, I would have assumed it's hate art made to insult Chinese people. As if they're saying "No, you don't look like that, you look like obese flat-faces with tiny slit-eyes." Genuinely, that person would have a great career as an anti-China propaganda artist.

(reply) I think you're the most pathetic person on earth

And why should I care what a self-described monkey has to say?

put down the pencil please……

if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all.

Nope

(reply) how about you put down your device

Put down yourself

I need you to look at this picture, look at yours, and tell me with 100% seriousness that you drew ganyu. Your art is good, I have nothing at all against you, there is just no way that these are the same character

and they know ganyu way better than u do because she used to be very chubby canonically

Asian Fat VS White Fat

lil bro im asian, don't argue with me whitey, i see that USA tag on your profile. dont try and push your beauty standards on our countries and make it worse for us, just so u can sexualise our media and steal the parts of our culture that are convenient to you

Xe's indian btw

u guys when chinese characters finally get drawn with ethnic features because they're chinese and i guess that ruins the image of your pale big eyed thin anime waifu you had in your head or some shit 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Darn the Chinese are really letting themselves go they also magically got browner

(reply)All chinese people are obese faces with tiny eyes and low iq look?

(reply) That's a fricking caricature. A disgrace to my ethnicity and race

(reply) 他妈的你觉的我们看起来像这样子王八蛋，学会尊重我们的人物 you don't speak for us you god darn troglodyte

(reply) That's a disgrace and a mockery to the Han people you dog

“it's just pixels” until someone draws a FICTIONAL character chubby y'all mfs in the replies are so unserious. 💀💀💀

FAT """WOMEN""" ARE NOT WOMEN

you have no followers this couldve just been a thought

(reply to 2 above) Oh! So did they randomly lose their femininity all of the sudden? Because as far as I see, Ganyu is a woman! It's literally art lmao.

(reply to 3 above) Yes i am

(reply) notice how the blue checks are all being miserable buttholes in the replies

(reply) I don't like fat people

(reply) Yeah, we are making fun of her.

(reply) nobody's trying to get the artist locked up or doxxed or nothing tho. just butt art (swastika in name)

youre literally a nazi (star of david in name)

I think thats about all.

He's hired! Sebastian Stan transformed into Donald Trump on set of the upcoming film “The Apprentice.”

The “Pam & Tommy” star, 41, is set to act alongside Jeremy Strong as attorney Roy Cohn and Maria Bakalova as Donald's first wife, Ivana Trump.

Per the outlet, the film is described as an “exploration of power and ambition set in a world of corruption and deceit.”

“It's a mentor-protégé story that charts the origins of an AmeriKKKan dynasty,” Deadline added.

“Filled with larger-than-life characters, it reveals the moral and human cost of a culture defined by winners and losers.”

Sadboi.

Context

Ceroblast is a competitive FGC player with the N word passs

DRAMA

She has a stalker...

This is what he looks like

The neighbors on KF dropped a shitton of logs but I'm lmaoing. if you care to look for yourself they are right here

Down DIABOLIC

!chasers is this a correct method of courtship?

Also Elphelt is back in strive but who gives a frick she's a vtuber now and got breast reduction surgery lmao

Going from a theme as fetch as "Shotgun Wedding" and "Guns and Roses" to generic idol got me mildly salty even if I have a visceral hatred for this b-word

The OP even avoids linking to it so here it is:

https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1122-no-alphabets-2-2-baldur-s-gate-3

According to the website the mod pack ensures that the gender and sexuality of world NPCs match medieval status quo so the top comment in the thread is "what about the fantastic elements!!1!!1!"

This dramanaut points out that y'all wont be mad if it was a straight character turned gay

Just don't install it if you dont want it magically summons a comment chain(idk what happens in the baldur's gate games)

This redditor thanks OP letting it know about the mod and is downvoted

Should jannies be barred from elf finding? Decide between AJAB and Fistmas Cheer.

There's so many of them in this thread

be a fricking adult and dont blackout drunk yourself dumbass

https://twitter.com/MrWolfRanger/status/1731131338000851288

Edit: it looks like our Chad "don't drink and you won't get r*ped" furry deleted his account in response to all the shit he was taking. Here's some of the more r-slurred responses he received.

Edit 2: nevermind found another link. He deleted the reply but kept the tweet on timeline up.

Hopefully he doesn't puss out and take this one down too:

https://twitter.com/MrWolfRanger/status/1731134495271669772

!metashit

For the remainder of Advent, there will be a hidden somewhere in a thread posted the day prior. This is a UTC calendar day, NOT a rolling 24 hour period.

• Its placement is random but persistent for all users

• When the day ends, that elf is gone

• The thread its in cannot be deleted so there's no chance of it being ultra-hidden

• The FIRST person to click it gets 2500dc

• All subsequent clickers get 100dc each

• Accounts must have been created PRIOR to 12/1/2023

• Most successful clicks come Fistmas Day get a badge

• Even one successful click will get you a participant badge

edit:

• it will NEVER be hidden by a Show More button

Merry Fistmas!

Cornell is a shitty school full of awful human beings

https://old.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/187rjbz/yall_really_hate_jews_dont_you?sort=controversial

Mock trial with money bags and hanging her in effigy

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/188qzab/cornell_staged_a_mock_trial_of_their_jewish?sort=controversial

The darned gather and celebrate their wickedness

https://old.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/188mz64/live_coalition_for_mutual_liberation_occupies_day?sort=controversial

g*mergeezer is sirpingsalot

Uno is a hairy man pretending to be a young woman to bait sirpingsalot

sirpngsalot admitted that he was g*mergeezer

sirpingsalot made several sus comments about the ethics of liking women that look like children on rdrama

I thought that he got autism-trapped by a social convention that normal people think is pretty good but tends to confuse neurodivergent logic-cucks ("buh buh buh... it isn't wogical!!!")

The Jannies are fighting about whether or not to permaban him behind the scenes. Some jannies think that he should be permabanned. Some jannies think that it isn't that big of a deal.

!fellas !nonchuds !besties !jannies

what do you think?

"I live by one rule. If Gen Z says it or thinks it, it's wrong."

rules to live by