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GovernorOfTheNorthPole

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Poors of Reddit cope and seethe that cutting edge vidya cards cost money

Lol hard pass. Hey everyone, what you have is good enough. Nothing wrong with no Ray tracing, no 4K and no 60fps. Enjoy the game, frick capitalism.

Capitalism is bad since I need to spend money for my hobbies :marseycry:

The fact that so fricking many of you lunatics are praising a $1000 GPU as something good makes me believe this sub is astroturfed to heck and back

: marseynerdschizo :

Why are people celebrating these prices? They would have never released anything at this price 4 years ago. This is just taking advantage of pandemic + artificial scarcity, just not on the scale of Nvidia. They're both being fricking peepees.

G*mer mad because of supply and demand factors, with bonus points for b-wording about the Chinavirus :marseychefkiss:

Sub to my onlyfans while you're at it 😘

Almost obligatory at this point :marseyfans:

You guys are crazy if you think you are going to get these cards for that price.

LE THIS but also WHY are they all sold out?!?! :marseysoycry:

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Marsey request: Marsey Tim Pool

We need a totally-not-bald Tim Pool marsey. Also, he's not a rightoid, he's obviously a centrist thank you very much. 2,000 DC commission.

:#marseycoin: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin:

:#marseythonk:

I’m sure they were those vicious chihuahuas

The Fourth Circuit this week sided with Williams, and declared that gender dysphoria is a disability under the ADA.

Someone needs to tell these powdered wig wearing motherfrickas that 👏 trans 👏 lives 👏 matter 👏

:#marseyjudge: :!#chudsey:

:#marseyxd:

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Dramatard creates an entertaining video dunking on drug-addled redditors :marseybowl:

There’s no way this guy isn’t one of us. Support your local drama artists :marseyartist:

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[Screenpost] Good morning I hate foid-nonsense-enabling corporations :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight:

Bottom text.

The only people who believe in Tarot are actual Gypsies or pick-me tattooed foids who smoke weed with enough daddy issues to instill a peepee hunger so infinite it would make your favorite pornstar blush.

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Potential chonkercide imminent :marseychonker2::marseydead: :!marseyinshallah:

How will burgers ever recover? Where will I get muh calories for muh healthy frame?

:#marseyburger:

2 hours to learn a new skill. Yeah.

Agreed, that sounds too hard. Much better instead to spend those hours raging at Russoids in League amirite?

Like 1000€ to start a business?? I'm upper middle class but even I understand how little this shit is

That is a reasonable startup cost for the required licenses/paperwork/insurance in most states. It is not society's fault you have no marketable skills :marseysmug2:

Some bullshit my dad would say

Wow, a redditor with daddy issues? Color me shocked.

My wife is opening a food truck trailer. $30k so far. Still more shit to buy.

W...h-how?

:#marseygigaretard:

Check out the comments, there are tons like this and they speak for themselves. Redditors are such pussies it is simply unbelievable.

:#marseyhammersnoo: :!#marseyhammersnoo:

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Shop award idea: The janny award, which [removes] a comment of your choice :marseyjanny:

🔒 Thread locked, y'all can't behave.

Make it cost quite a bit so it doesn't get spammed.

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(Feature request): Expand the goombling functions

I resisted for as long as I could but it's finally happened: I am a goombling addict.

:#!marseygambling:

In the interest of harm reduction and to be on the right side of history, you need to facilitate my vice.

I DEMAND the following functions:

-Splitting

-Doubling down

-Goombling leaderboard sorted for marseybuxx

The following functions are bonus if we have a good enough codecel:

-5-card charlie

-Surrender (for the poorcels)

I don't care about slots. Those are for foids and olds on Parkinson's meds.

Thank you badmins, and may lady luck be with you. :bardfinn:

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Holy shit I'm bored. Friday gambling thread!

:#marseygambling:

EDIT: Lmao, the rich get richer

:#marseysmug2:

:#marseywoodchipper:

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Least degenerate discord zoomers :marseypedo:

:#marseypuke:

I’ll never understand how encouraging their voters die daily for two years seems like a winning strategy for the GOP

Remember all those GOP "please go die" banners?

I’m really perplexed by people who will literally die to own the libs.

You heard it here first, folks, the guy died solely to dunk on libtards.

Who cares? I am done caring about people who refuse the vaccine. This was this man's choice.

Oooooh! No do it for people who eat themselves into type 2 diabetes!

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Yo jannies, let us paypigs gamble with Marseybux

:#marseygambling:

I have worked here for 2.5 years at $11.25 an hour. I have not received a raise since I was hired. It's actually against their policy to give raises unless you get promoted, but they won't promote me because they know I have been going to college (just graduated 😁 ) and I will be leaving at the first opportunity. I only stayed with this job for so long because they let me study while I work the cash register. This sub has taught me that if you don't get a raise every year that atleast matches inflation, you are actually taking a pay cut, so I'm going to hit this company where it hurts. Every customer gets atleast a dollar off. I now charge for the small size no matter what size fountain drink or coffee they get. You say you got 2 taquitos? It looks like 1 to me. Whoops I forgot to scan one of your power aids. All Nestle products are now free because frick Nestle, and I'll make sure to mark them off as stolen goods so Nestle takes 50% losses on those items (vendors like nestle split the losses with the gas station for stolen/damaged goods). If my employers don't want to invest in me, they will feel far greater losses. I will continue to do this until I find a new job in my chosen profession.

Sounds like this guy gets paid to study with an ze's still not happy.

frick the man, one candy bar at a time. I love it

Man stats = stuck to

I love people like you. Keep fighting the good fight :)

Giving away free diabeetus fuel = George Washington 2.0

Good for you. Ive been tearing a single page out of every Tucker Carlson and other Trumper dweeb's book I find in every large retailer for a month or two now as my own minor form of rebellion.

Trump is a real estate mogul as evidenced by the fact that he has erected a fortress in your brain, rent free.

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[Not drama] I found a show made for and by FDScels

Looks like some quality entertainment

:#marseyyass: :#marseycope:

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The new spider man was unironically good

I say this as someone who is sick to death of capeshit.

Merry Christmas

:#marseydrunk: :#marseychristmaself2:

THE DOG IS NIPPING AT YOUR CHILDREN? MAYBE thAT’s WHY HE DOESN’T LIKE tHE DOG?

NOPE! -12

:marseylaugh:

HOW selfISh TO KEEP A NIPPING DOG Around CHILDREN. WhAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? KIDS FIRST. THEn YOUR mArriAge. THEn YOUR feAr Aggressive, BITING, DOG. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE.

MORE Alt-right "BUT MUH NUCLEAR FAMILY" CHUD propAgAndA -6 :!marseyno:

YOUR husbAnd IS A FRICKING PSYCHO. WAit TILL HE DECIDES HE hATes YOU!

YASSSS, DRAAAG HIM, KWEEEEN!

+14

:#marseydog:

AYYYY LMAO

I'm 28 years old and my girlfriend is 46 years old. At first we got a few funny looks from strangers when we went out in public (mainly women I might add). But as time has gone on we've both felt less worried about it and what others may think, but not only that, it seems rather apparent in the world today that this type of age gap (specifically a young man with an older woman) is becoming more normal.

Ancient mayo gussy :marseypuke:

So she’s a child male feminist. Swap the roles and ages and he definitely would have been branded as such.

But muh double standards

Awesomeness the French way and allowed

It's pretty difficult, but you've managed to make the :marseybong:s look sane

Do something useful. This isn’t a bad proposal but this seems like more fluff than actually accomplishing something that will benefit people

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Even if it did pass it wouldn’t be enforceable. Wasting time on stuff that looks good but does nothing.

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We are literally ALL going to die of climate change in 2 years but yes, the fact I can't get a PS5 is the most important heckin' issue of our time

:soycry: :marsoy:

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