Klenny
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Klenny

House Vampire Founder

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  • JollyMoon: why did my reports get cleared :marseycry:
  • WPDisBetter: Bruh how would we know :bruh:
  • Sneed: @aevann would you know why these reports were wiped?
  • ateu: agendapinning
  • oppie: I have a very SMALL peepee
  • platyposting: Incredibly homosexual
  • DickButtKiss: Rules are gay. I will unironically rightoid post whenever I want. cute twink
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A short guide on how to get away with being a rightoid agendaposter on rdrama without getting banned or agendathemed

Recently I keep getting told how I used to be a rightoid agendaposter but I'm much better now that I've reformed and assimilated so I thought I would write a quick guide on how I managed to fool people and how you too can be a rightoid agendaposter without getting themed and banned and make your very own way to the near bottom of the rdrama leaderboard.

These all work because rdrama is a little leftist but mostly just doesn't want you to be incredibly boring

1. Be funny

Nobody wants to read seriousposting. Post shit that's going to be entertaining to people instead of just boringly shilling your worldview. Tell some kind of fricking joke somehow. Smile. Laugh.

2. Lie

If you try #1 but your idea of "funny" is "haha BIPOCs are stupid" because you sincerely believe BIPOCs are stupid it'll just come across as seriousposting. Instead pretend that BIPOCs are actually very smart well enough to make people laugh at the fact that you're really calling them stupid. If you want to post your own view exaggerate it or warp it somehow to make it a joke. Embrace irony.

3. Play characters

Feel free to be whoever makes a post work. Instead of writing "OMG these SJWs want to trans our children" write something like "I'm a bisexual trans woman and I want to trans some children", that's funnier.

4. Make fun of r-slurs on your own side

Nobody's side is perfect, you can take an occasional shot at embarrassing rightoids. Sure :marseytrain:s are cartoonish but we can still laugh at the guy who literally wants to murder them. You have an advantage here since lots of leftoid dramautists can't tolerate .win sites long enough to find the good shit, but you can.

5. Unironically support the mayocide

The mayocide is not a joke.

6. Claim to be a Black transwoman as often as possible

This is like having a royal flush in poker, the mods aren't that leftist but they're leftist enough that if you even might be this they can literally never ban you.

So that's my quick handful of tips on this topic since literally nobody asked, I hope you don't enjoy this and every word makes you cringe to the point of feeling real pain. None of this will work if you're a r-slur, except #6.

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REMINDER TO FRIENDS: My enemies list is really a More Friends list and my bio is an Even More Friends list!

If you get removed from my friends list and added to my "enemies" list we are still friends, you are on my more friends list to make room for a new friend on my friends list!

If you get notified that you have been removed from my more friends list, then you have been put on my "bio" which is my Even More Friends list, we are absolutely still friends!

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I'm up 54000 in blackjack playing martingale and have to stop because someone rehab awarded me :marseycard: :marseycoin:

Posting so I can look back and reminisce after I lose everything

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In the wake of the club Q shooting, I was moved to do something to speak out in support of drag performers who perform for children and to face down the hordes of hatemongers who want to stop this beautiful form of expression! Please join my new subreddit and help me start a community dedicated to supporting drag performers who work to expose children to the art of drag!

EDIT:

Volunteer now to be a janny and help keep out fakeposting chuds!

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  • Jewnukkah: i will pin this if op denounces Loli futa shit porn and pledges to never watch it again
  • JohnMcafee: Cyber Weapon
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A tampermonkey script I wrote to enable rapid reportmaxxing

Script adds a button to old.reddit.com/report that will automatically fill out the report, fill the link field with whatever you have copy-pasted, and submit the report to reddit all in one click. Written for @snus but I thought other people might like it too. Uploaded on catbox because rdrama doesn't allow you to upload .js files.

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This Thanksgiving I'm giving thanks for all of you!

Thanks to all of you for making this such an inimitable and irreplaceable web site! The coders who make the whole site run, the posters who find funny drama and write it up, the other posters who post all the shit besides drama that everyone hates, and the commenters who find so many funny ways to tell OP to kill themselves! All of you make up the special irresistible mix of personalities that keeps me coming back here year after year. After all, if it weren't for you guys, this would just be Reddit, and I can't think of anything worse than that. So thanks for you!

Wow turns out I had never in my life experienced fury until the second I read the sentence "the shooter now claims he is non-binary"

I knew one of them would do this eventually, and I am so profoundly full of grief and rage right now

You can't reason with these people. They are delighting in their own deranged bad faith shit. They're doing "stop hitting yourself" with murder.

Sounds like someone doesn't understand that there's no such thing as an invalid gender identity, just because someone did something bad is no reason to deny them the right to exist.

Anybody wanna place bets on whether the shooter’s digital footprint supports this claim?

Definitively not a bad faith ploy directly aimed at obfuscating the case, oh no

https://twitter.com/tragic_endings_/status/1595292276477071361

Here's another nazi demanding the shooter prove their nonbinary identity with their "digital footprint" as if someone needs to perform nonbinariness to qualify for recognition as a human being.

it's incredible that the people who stopped him stopped short of killing him and were horrified at the thought of having accidentally done so. queer people are entirely too kind for our own good. should've turned him into paste

https://twitter.com/necroblossom/status/1595389817269161984

This person wishes for the shooter's death, and worse, misgenders them. There is no limit to the bad faith abuse these people will heap upon nonbinary individuals at the slightest provocation.

This is exactly the sort of casual nonbinaryphobia that runs rampant among the lgbt community that probably drove the shooter to commit their heinous and tragic act. While we can regret what they did we can also regret the abuse nonbinary people have to suffer every day in the name of equality. No lives matter until nonbinary lives matter.

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For anyone who thought the death of h/furry meant no more furry porn!

Furry now! Furry tomorrow! Furry forever!

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Remember to always do your best!
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New Stonetoss

https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/125425/san-francisco-elections-director-fired-for

https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/125434/sfoids-fire-the-one-competent-government

Chuds on noted hate site rdrama.net are LOSING THEIR MINDS because one mediocre white man lost his job to an infinite superior Black or latinx woman. I hope they find more white men hanging around the place and fire their asses too, it's about time.

Mayocide today

Mayocide tomorrow

Mayocide forever

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New Stonetoss
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IMPORTANT!
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Snakes, fix this

@TwoLargeSnakesMating

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GOOD MORNING!

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Transracialism is the future
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Homocracy and Klenny have a chat about politics

@The_Homocracy go ahead and ask @Klenny anything you want lol

Trans lives matter a lot, that is a building block of this conversation.

:#reposthorse:

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@Klenny would chud everypony who upvoted this post but the other jannies won't let me

@Klenny got that shit from the front page of consumeproduct.win - sorry they don't even have their own domain anymore, so it's https://communities.win/c/consumeproduct. Unironic mask-off nazi shit for 150+ upvotes. That post was a test and you failed.

Trans lives matter and black lives matter but not too rdrama.

:#trumpjaktalking:

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I would post this to h/kino but they banned me
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Does God fart?

I would argue that not only does God fart, but his farts are also stinky, but stinky in a way that would leave you feeling innumerably blessed if you were ever to smell one. You would be like "These are the stinky farts of God!" and praise Him to the highest.

It starts with this post encouraging people too do it for Ruth

Today is the day folks.

Make time to vote. Do not let anything stop you.

Bug your family and your friends. Take your roommates with you.

Stay in line.

Do not let anything stop you from voting.

Make Ruth proud.

Unfortunately, TwoX isn't having it:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/ypkzgu/comment/ivjgpp8/

RGB staying on the court until her last breath was pretty darn stupid of her. She should have bowed out well within Obamas presidency so she could have been replaced by a reasonable person.

This doesnt invalidate all the great things shes done, but clutching onto power way past her time is the one thing we shouldnt celebrate her for.

But wait, there's more!

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/ypkzgu/comment/ivjr3bw/

No, actually frick Ruth. She stayed on the court until her last breath because she wanted to. She fully believed that SC justices should serve until death. Her ego and hubris wouldn't allow her to be replaced when it mattered. In her last months she officiated a wedding during the height of a pandemic and undergoing chemo. The weight of the nation and her own darn legacy on the line and she still plays with fire like that. Her hubris cost us dearly...

I'm not voting for her, I'm voting in spite of her and for my own self interests.

And more!

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/ypkzgu/comment/ivjil3q/

Wtf is this post? frick RBG, she should have retired during Obama to give us another blue Justice. Yes, vote, but frick RBG.

Wow, thanks for fricking nothing, Ruth Bader Ginsburg! @Klenny is glad you're sorry old butt is dead! @Klenny bet you didn't even believe that trans lives matter!

:#trumpjaktalking:

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Trans lives matter because gender reaffirming surgery saves lives!

:#reposthorse:

Trans lives matter and jewish lives matter and israeli lives matter!

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:#trumpjaktalking:

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Now that I've driven all the chuds off the site, @Klenny is finally free too say - Trans Lives Matter!

Trans lives don't just matter too me, trans lives matter too everypony, everywhere, because if trans lives don't matter than no one's life matters, and that's why trans lives matter the most.

God bless you and God bless trans lives.

:#reposthorse:

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Who are some of you're favorite rdramautists?

@Klenny really like @HeyMoon, his threads are always great!

@Klenny also like @BigBussyHunter, he always leaves funny comments!

Trans lives matter and so do yours!

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RDRAMA SUCKS AND ISN'T ENTERTAINING ENOUGH TOO @Klenny PERSONALLY YOU GUYS, @Klenny is REALLY PUT UPON BY THIS WEBSITE NOT CATERING TOO MY PERSONAL TASTES, @Klenny is NOT GOING TOO DO ANYTHING CRAZY LIKE POST A GOOD THREAD AND GET IT UPVOTED, BUT @Klenny AM GONNA B-WORD AND MOAN ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE POSTING. THIS SOLVES THE PROBLEM.

TRANS LIVES MATTER MORE THAN YOURS

:#reposthorse:

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Nazis think nice modern buildings are a Jewish conspiracy

Trans lives matter and nazi lives don't!

:#reposthorse:

Klenny