Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it’s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
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The fact that this comment is downvoted is just shocking to me, because it's so short that there's really little uncertainty regarding what the downvoter objected to: they either objected to thanking mods, or they objected to not letting bigotry stand. I'm not sure which is worse.
(Also, yes, thank you mods. I know that modding a subreddit is often a hellish task, but this is one of the best-moderated subs I've been on in years!)
Edit 3: I feel now that it might be nessissary to point out that it was black cop working at a prodominatly black school. Staffed majority with black staff members. Ranging from a vast array of backgrounds and experience.