Stage 1 of making DeuxRAMA great again - assigning a new drama Queen
1 2018-10-04 by reallyrunningnow
This sub needs a mascot. Not just any mascot but a great figurehead. Which is why from now on Azealia Banks will be our new Queen.
Let's face it - with her constant sperg outs, utter narcissistic attitude, perchance for violence combined with her insistence that she is somehow cultured and her gorgeous silicone filled, bleached body, she is the perfect queen.
Here are some answers to any concerns:
Q - Why her? Why not Tay?
A- Because unlike r/drama, we do not do things half-assed. Tay may be the queen of r/drama but Azealia is the queen of drama.
Tay is a mere amateur when it comes to the causing utter chaos. While Tay is pretending to be some edgy wiccian in some of her music videos, Azealia is sacrificing chickens cause "real witches do real things". Tay cries cause of Kanye, comedians and Nicki Minaj, Azealia causes everyone (including Elon Musk) to cry.
Azealia would totally slash Tay in a catfight too (with a boxcutter knife like she did her sister).
Q - How does this support radical centralism?
Azealia is the ultimate radical Centralist. She thinks black people are owed reparations for slavery and mayos are evil yet supports Trump. But still sperged out on Sarah Palin.
She identifies as bisexual and promotes healthy bussies yet has pissed off queers and been kicked off Twitter due to homophobia (mainly against RuPaul).
Q - Lol. Bussy lmao.
A - Check out her soap "Bussy bois" and send her bussy.
5 comments
1 JadedPartyOtter 2018-10-04
Azealia Banksβ Anna Wintour is a great song to fuck too FYI.
1 dratamard2 2018-10-04
cant get into that tempo for my thrusts
i only crush bussy to gangster rap slappers
miss me wit that loving shit
1 JadedPartyOtter 2018-10-04
Each to their own. Itβd be a boring world if everyone shagged the same way.
1 dratamard2 2018-10-04
yea id have one less excuse to hate someone then ππππ
1 JadedPartyOtter 2018-10-04
π€£