r/drama left me out in a freezer full of bussy meat

1  2019-01-16 by TontoGoldbergCA

Doesn't matter that I suck dick

Doesn't matter that my bedroom is filled with Unicorns and other ridiculously "gay" shit

Doesn't matter that my retarded faggot ass spent the evening drinking Rosé and eating Tyson chicken nuggets whilst watching Contact.

I'm the cream rising to the top of the White Party barrel, and I don't receive the blowjob offers that I deserve from r/drama as the Puerto Rican/Blackfoot bubble butt top that I am.

Faggots.

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1  TontoGoldbergCA 2019-01-16

I'm hurt, and I need someone to massage my hurt anus with their tongues.

1  JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-16

Fuck the Pain Away