I am in ongoing talks with the reddit admins to capture /r/drama and turn it over to The_Democrats/r/politics mods who are completely neutral and welcome ALL viewpoints unlike the current /r/drama mods.
I feel the same when it comes to dairy products. I've always loved milk, no doubt in my mind about that, but there's a different level of intimacy when it comes straight from the source. Refrigerated milk is the most common way to drink milk, filled with all sorts of substances to make sure it stays better longer and reduce the chance of diseases.
My favorite thing to do however is to go a nearby farm and just suck it straight from the tit at night. Sure, the farmers dog gives a good fight, but it's worth it to get the sweet, room temperature milk straight from the cow itself. Something about it is so exhilarating and, if I had to be 100% honest, arousing.
The farmer has tried to shoot me a few times for sucking on the cows tit, but the best he's ever gotten was a graze on my arm. I'm not saying I'm sexually attracted to the cow, because, well, I'm not into something so large that reeks of manure. But the activity of calling the farmers wife a "cow" and having her attempt to be the shit out of me while groping at her human utters is something of a monthly entertainment of mine now.
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1 MargarineIsEvil 2019-01-18
Fighting with my family.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
Masturbating
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
I advise a silicon based lube. Lasts longer and feels good.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
I don't use lube
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
What do you use then?
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
Spit and cum
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Imagine being so poor you can’t afford lube.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
How can you know for sure? What if I'm so filthy rich that I can afford a servant that comes and spits on my asshole when I call him?
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Hmmm. Are you gay by any chance?
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-01-18
making new friends today with DeuxCHAT
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
What’s the main topic of conversation in that place at the moment?
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-01-18
ah you know... the usual.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Beautiful
1 Chapocel 2019-01-18
I am in ongoing talks with the reddit admins to capture /r/drama and turn it over to
The_Democrats/r/politics mods who are completely neutral and welcome ALL viewpoints unlike the current /r/drama mods.1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Controversial
1 UnalignedRando 2019-01-18
I have to create my own drama IRL.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
What’s the current drama you are making?
1 UnalignedRando 2019-01-18
Nothing yet because I don't wanna leave the basement :-(
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
I should answer my own question.
I’ve replaced r/drama with Crystal Meth. Just as much Bussy but with paranoia instead of radical centrism.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
I feel the same when it comes to dairy products. I've always loved milk, no doubt in my mind about that, but there's a different level of intimacy when it comes straight from the source. Refrigerated milk is the most common way to drink milk, filled with all sorts of substances to make sure it stays better longer and reduce the chance of diseases.
My favorite thing to do however is to go a nearby farm and just suck it straight from the tit at night. Sure, the farmers dog gives a good fight, but it's worth it to get the sweet, room temperature milk straight from the cow itself. Something about it is so exhilarating and, if I had to be 100% honest, arousing.
The farmer has tried to shoot me a few times for sucking on the cows tit, but the best he's ever gotten was a graze on my arm. I'm not saying I'm sexually attracted to the cow, because, well, I'm not into something so large that reeks of manure. But the activity of calling the farmers wife a "cow" and having her attempt to be the shit out of me while groping at her human utters is something of a monthly entertainment of mine now.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Oh Long Post Bot where are you???
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
He's right there, behind the wall...
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Well all I can say is the revolution can’t come soon enough. Long Posr Bots for everyone!
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Well all I can say is the revolution can’t come soon enough. Long Posr Bots for everyone!
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
EAT 👏 THE 👏 MODS
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
I’ve got a feeling they’d be toxic.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
SEIZE THE MEANS OF MODERATION
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Power Mods purged and sent to the Gulag!
1 Chapocel 2019-01-18
Power.mods urged to milk prostrate
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
As if a power mod had the sexual experience to know how to successfully milk a prostrate.
1 NelsonMannn 2019-01-18
Smashing my fucking dick to futa hentai
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
🍆🍆🍆
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-01-18
Serious posting on SSC and Less Wrong. Kill me now please.
1 bussylmao123 2019-01-18
Jesus, man, have some fucking self-respect.
Also: I blame you for making the Gillettepost.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-01-18
That was my bad. I can't believe that got so popular. There were some hilarious comments in there though.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-18
It's an important milestone for drama even if it led to me being fucking locked out of it you fucking c
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-01-18
I've started going outside again, reconnected with my family and friends, got a job. In other words, not coping very well.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
What next a mortgage and kids? Yuck
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-01-18
Shit, I knew there was something that I was forgetting.
1 BLACK_ETHNOSTATE 2019-01-18
It’s too cold to do that. It’s over for north of the 36 parallel cels, it’s time for my African brothers to ethnostate.
1 wow___justwow 2019-01-18
capeshit, anime, vidya, mayo shit
Minus the guilt.
1 madvillainer 2019-01-18
browsing the mra sub
r/drama is fully responsible for my radicalization
and I also realized a drama mod is also modding there
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-18
Thankyou for saying that. r/drama is the ‘gateway’ drug to dangerous more radical websites.