I'm the reason you faggots are locked out of r/drama. I submitted that Gillette ad that got to the front page. Suck my femine penis and Fortnite floss on that upboat button.
1 2019-01-19 by CJ_from_Grove_St
Dude bussy lmao
1 2019-01-19 by CJ_from_Grove_St
Dude bussy lmao
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1 trappysaruh 2019-01-19
literally who
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-01-19
CJ from Grove Street.
1 trappysaruh 2019-01-19
hey whats up dude
1 cochnbahls 2019-01-19
Literally the worst GTA that they made
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-01-19
Found the Balla.
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-01-19
Best*
FTFY
1 CordialCalamity 2019-01-19
That's stupid as fuck. Try again.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-19
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ
1 hyledog 2019-01-19
CJ you a busta
1 Momruepari 2019-01-19
cool
1 froibo 2019-01-19
What shaving products do you use to groom your pubes?
1 OG_Snapper 2019-01-19
probalbly none lollolol trolled ep
1 StrategicSarcasm 2019-01-19
You did a great thing.
1 ardasyenden 2019-01-19
I mean now all I use is freedrama and pinging is allowed there so it’s alll good
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-01-19
Honesty I think the AOC fake porn thread that got picked up got the ball rolling when /r/Drama was referenced in the article. From there the Harvey Milk club thing also got outside attention so we had a shit tonne of tourists and the Gillette commercial was the hill the tourists wanted to die on.
1 hungarianmeatslammer 2019-01-19
Imagine if the "Trail of MAGA tears" followed that up. Normies and Chapoturds would have infested the place. They went private at the right time.
1 CordialCalamity 2019-01-19
Just how feminine of a penis are we talking?
1 jank_king20 2019-01-19
Yes I would like to yak about the mouthfeel of your feminine penis
1 ____________13 2019-01-19
Whatever will we do without the drama (((power users))) shitposting for attention?
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-19
I have to say, it’s been quite enjoyable not having to see Ed snooze or cope post.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-19
Look, I'm sorry. Vaginas simply don't work that way. No matter how many times she has sex, a woman's vagina will not "loosen". Just because you're insecure about sex making your penis smaller doesn't mean you get to take it out on women.
Look, it's a well-known fact that when a man has sex with a woman, the vagina will provide pressure to the penis. After having sex with enough women, all that pressure will cause his penis to shrink. If he has too much sex, it'll eventually become a micropenis, and no woman will want him. That's why it's so important that men save their virginity for marriage and only have sex with their wives. After all, who wants to have sex with someone you can't even tell is in you?
It's like that thing with pencil sharpeners and pencils. A single pencil sharpener can sharpen a lot of pencils. However, if a single pencil gets sharpened by many sharpeners, it'll gradually shrink. Eventually, the pencil will become a stub, and it'll be useless. That's just how it is with men and women too. It's not something that can be helped.
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-01-19
Good shit 🍝
1 bussylmao123 2019-01-19
accurate and hetero
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-19
You get extremely distressed at the mere thought of someone who thinks differently than you even having a platform to communicate on. So much so, that you do what you're doing right now, and spend your pathetically inept brainpower trying to disrupt and shit-up those platforms instead of finding something to fill the hole being gnawed into your own heart. You pretend that you're too smug to lower yourself to the level of those you disagree with, but the reality is that you're disturbingly obsessed with those same people and deeply desire to interact with them as much as possible. The reality is that they are, however crude or blunt, leagues ahead of you in intellect and perception. You're the equivalent of a guy who's mad he can't drive for NASCAR so you get into a plastic Power Wheels monster-truck and drive out onto the track during a race just to get in the way. You have no value other than the virtues you think you have, but arbitrarily abandon the moment you're confronted with your own ineptitude. Go fuck yourself, leftoid jerkoff. Maybe ChapoTrapHouse will stroke your pathetic ego. There's nothing for your transparent drooling leftoid-ass here except more hostility from me and I've got just enough spare time to keep breaking it down for you. Your best option is to quit trying to disrupt venues that you don't like, and simply find something you do like that inspires some kind of genuine happiness and self-worth for you. This is not the place for that. You should go.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-19
I feel the same when it comes to dairy products. I've always loved milk, no doubt in my mind about that, but there's a different level of intimacy when it comes straight from the source. Refrigerated milk is the most common way to drink milk, filled with all sorts of substances to make sure it stays better longer and reduce the chance of diseases.
My favorite thing to do however is to go a nearby farm and just suck it straight from the tit at night. Sure, the farmers dog gives a good fight, but it's worth it to get the sweet, room temperature milk straight from the cow itself. Something about it is so exhilarating and, if I had to be 100% honest, arousing.
The farmer has tried to shoot me a few times for sucking on the cows tit, but the best he's ever gotten was a graze on my arm. I'm not saying I'm sexually attracted to the cow, because, well, I'm not into something so large that reeks of manure. But the activity of calling the farmers wife a "cow" and having her attempt to be the shit out of me while groping at her human utters is something of a monthly entertainment of mine now.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-19
Does it matter? Of course it does, such titles allow you to break the galaxy into light and dark, categorize it. Perhaps I am neither, and I hold both as what they are, pieces of a whole. Know that I am your teacher, and that is enough.
1 Momruepari 2019-01-19
user reports:
1: Unironically gay
1 jerryjoneshere 2019-01-19
Fuck you but also good work
1 MargarineIsEvil 2019-01-19
I hope you get Aids
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-01-19
Are you telling me that you now support open borders? Think deeply here. Immigration is a beautiful thing, but needs to be a measured process to ensure the economics can support the new citizen, and that only the best get through (basically, they can pay their way and won't just end up on welfare). Illegal immigration is horribly wrong. They skip the line on everyone who is trying to come in PROPERLY. They steal SSNs. They work for less, way less, which drives down the wages but also quality of work. And they're criminals, every single one of them, because they illegally crossed the border. But when they do heinous additional crimes, they don't get deported, they make sure they rape and murder in a sanctuary city so they can be protected by the people who don't give a shit about the actual citizens that were just murdered and raped.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-19
This post is more retarded than mongs who can't tell when they're being fed pasta
1 bussylmao123 2019-01-19
where were you when drama was kill?
1 bunkerman11 2019-01-19
Drama was open for a hot second but now its closed again.
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