A Devil's Bargain for DeuxRAMAcels πŸ‘Ώ

1  2019-01-25 by AnnoysTheGoys

We're offering amnesty to you huddled masses, but only if you agree to eat a five day ban.

*Void where prohibited. Not applicable to the currently banned. Proof of previous drama posting required. We reserve the right to refuse service. No refunds.

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WE WILL NOT YIELD TO TERRORISTS!! ✊✊✊

Mods are fags.

Too poor to be jewish

smh

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So you’re saying the sub will be reopened in 5 days?

Nope. That's entirely up to the legislative and executive branches to resolve.

Wouldn’t it be more funny to just open the sub after people have endured their 5 day ban for asylum?

No, I prefer a sense of sport

Well I’ll gargle your balls for a five day ban.

That part's not necessary. Too 'cesty

Just relax, you’ll enjoy it brother.

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I actually really like platypuses and dinosaurs.

This is magically autistic of you, but I'm not sure if you're requesting the deal or are just very proud of this and wanted to share.

Yes

Oy vey.

β€’I posted around ~15 times in r/Drama iirc. Not sure about the exact number. Also regularly commented on it (except for the last few days before it went private)

β€’ I once posted an old VICE article about fucking strippers after offering them drugs. It got quite the decent amount of activity in the sub if I do say so myself.

β€’ Made sure that I downvoted every Lawlz sticky.

β€’Unironically radical centrist in nature. Shitting upon Chapocels and MDEgenerates alike. Dissing Donald Trump while writing erotica about Daddy at the same time. πŸ˜£πŸ’¦

β€’ Have personally canned a thousand SRDines as part of my crusade.

Make me a part of the chosen people, rabbi!πŸ™βœ‘οΈπŸ™

You're boring.

Obviously this is a burner account, but I posted this on my last account. Also this And some other shit I can't find right now.

/r/drama is pretty much the only sub on reddit that doesn't unintentionally (only deliberately) piss me off these days. This place and /r/freedrama are like low grade soy-based meat substitutes.

You know, maybe I've misunderstood but I've always assumed drama we post was not supposed to be our own, or at least our own account.

I say this because basically any time I've tried(other accounts) I was banned from said sub. Now I just or PM links to other users so they can post them and enjoy the karma. I hope at least they get approved.

Come to think of it that probably is pretty autistic of me.

maybe I've misunderstood

You have. That’s an SRDine rule. From the r/drama sidebar:

You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.

But your reasoning to avoid bans in other subs is sound. Your PokΓ©mon metaphor is also top tier, unironically.

Ah, fair. I do know it's not a rule, just meant as more a self-interest/'keep the good times rolling' thing.

The picture part the end felt pretty good. Still haven't got my apology. :(

Wait if you give a pokrmon a name it doesnt change with evolution. So pretending transgender is at all analogues and treating them the same requires deadnaming

You should tell them that.

Somebody sounds desperate. Drexit was a failure, who would have thunk. COPE HARDER!

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So I guess DRAMA is opening back up again in about 4 days.

Mr. Goy, tear down this wall!

Drama is a dead and unapprovedcels make it better, we need to take in more migrants

Goybachev

Where do I apply? I had some top posts on u/mercylover163

gay, also why was the sub even made private?

moderator throwing a tantrum and because it lets the lot of them feel superior because they get to circlejerk about being approved submitters.

wtf is this jewish trickery?

Mods are fags.

I'm just a longtime lurker here in the shadows who almost never posts. But I do have a sick tattoo of my buddy's wang on my left thigh. It has gotten me a lot of bussy over the years. If I am given amnesty I will contribute to the community by continuing to quietly masturbate in the corner.

linking the whole thread 😴😴😴

sure reddit bans do literally nothing

i have nothing to lose from being banned

Cope

At this point why should anyone actually give a fuck? You pathetic assclowns have become the reddit equivalent of Eric Cartmans tea party and I'll damned if I'm gonna jump through any hoops just end up being another Clyde frog sitting at the table waiting to tell you how tough and cool you are.

How the fuck is anyone supposed to prove their drama posting when closing the sub hides posts from non approved contributors

Anyone under 6’ has to obey me. Including you. That’s how this works.

r/drama needs more migrants. more diversity!

Just fucking make the subreddit public.

I'm ok with that.

subreddit   post    comment
Drama   453 1640
GenderCritical  1   199
Braincels   1   27
FreeDrama   1   20
hapas   1   14
AskReddit   1   13
ChapoTrapHouse  1   13
MaleGenocide    8   0
PublicFreakout  1   7
AsianAmericanPorn   1   4
truewomensliberation    1   3
BlackLightning  1   2
DeuxRAMA    1   2
Christianity    1   2
chess   1   0
GenderCynical   1   -4
france  1   -46

I’m happy here. The power users of r/drama always intimidated me tbh. You could tell they were intellectuals of rare insight involving complex human social values. The many levels of meaning in many posts were beyond my ability to comprehend. I know my place.