A Devil's Bargain for DeuxRAMAcels πΏ
1 2019-01-25 by AnnoysTheGoys
We're offering amnesty to you huddled masses, but only if you agree to eat a five day ban.
*Void where prohibited. Not applicable to the currently banned. Proof of previous drama posting required. We reserve the right to refuse service. No refunds.
46 comments
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-25
WE WILL NOT YIELD TO TERRORISTS!! βββ
1 modsarefags225690 2019-01-25
Mods are fags.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-01-25
smh
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-25
Good bot
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-25
So youβre saying the sub will be reopened in 5 days?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-25
Nope. That's entirely up to the legislative and executive branches to resolve.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-25
Wouldnβt it be more funny to just open the sub after people have endured their 5 day ban for asylum?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-25
No, I prefer a sense of sport
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-25
Well Iβll gargle your balls for a five day ban.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-25
That part's not necessary. Too 'cesty
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-25
Just relax, youβll enjoy it brother.
1 urgoingdownbitch01 2019-01-25
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1 Particle_Man_Prime 2019-01-25
I actually really like platypuses and dinosaurs.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-25
This is magically autistic of you, but I'm not sure if you're requesting the deal or are just very proud of this and wanted to share.
1 Particle_Man_Prime 2019-01-25
Yes
1 BlacJeesus 2019-01-25
Oy vey.
β’I posted around ~15 times in r/Drama iirc. Not sure about the exact number. Also regularly commented on it (except for the last few days before it went private)
β’ I once posted an old VICE article about fucking strippers after offering them drugs. It got quite the decent amount of activity in the sub if I do say so myself.
β’ Made sure that I downvoted every Lawlz sticky.
β’Unironically radical centrist in nature. Shitting upon Chapocels and MDEgenerates alike. Dissing Donald Trump while writing erotica about Daddy at the same time. π£π¦
β’ Have personally canned a thousand SRDines as part of my crusade.
Make me a part of the chosen people, rabbi!πβ‘οΈπ
1 JeanPeuplu 2019-01-25
You're boring.
1 bussylmao123 2019-01-25
Obviously this is a burner account, but I posted this on my last account. Also this And some other shit I can't find right now.
/r/drama is pretty much the only sub on reddit that doesn't unintentionally (only deliberately) piss me off these days. This place and /r/freedrama are like low grade soy-based meat substitutes.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-25
You know, maybe I've misunderstood but I've always assumed drama we post was not supposed to be our own, or at least our own account.
I say this because basically any time I've tried(other accounts) I was banned from said sub. Now I just or PM links to other users so they can post them and enjoy the karma. I hope at least they get approved.
Come to think of it that probably is pretty autistic of me.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-01-25
You have. Thatβs an SRDine rule. From the r/drama sidebar:
But your reasoning to avoid bans in other subs is sound. Your PokΓ©mon metaphor is also top tier, unironically.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-25
Ah, fair. I do know it's not a rule, just meant as more a self-interest/'keep the good times rolling' thing.
The picture part the end felt pretty good. Still haven't got my apology. :(
1 Awayfone 2019-01-25
Wait if you give a pokrmon a name it doesnt change with evolution. So pretending transgender is at all analogues and treating them the same requires deadnaming
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-25
You should tell them that.
1 Homer00025 2019-01-25
Somebody sounds desperate. Drexit was a failure, who would have thunk. COPE HARDER!
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So I guess DRAMA is opening back up again in about 4 days.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-25
Mr. Goy, tear down this wall!
Drama is a dead and unapprovedcels make it better, we need to take in more migrants
1 ffbtaw 2019-01-25
Goybachev
1 chunk_o 2019-01-25
Where do I apply? I had some top posts on u/mercylover163
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-25
gay, also why was the sub even made private?
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-25
moderator throwing a tantrum and because it lets the lot of them feel superior because they get to circlejerk about being approved submitters.
1 fsdgfhk 2019-01-25
wtf is this jewish trickery?
1 modsarefags225690 2019-01-25
Mods are fags.
1 Satansbigsausage 2019-01-25
I'm just a longtime lurker here in the shadows who almost never posts. But I do have a sick tattoo of my buddy's wang on my left thigh. It has gotten me a lot of bussy over the years. If I am given amnesty I will contribute to the community by continuing to quietly masturbate in the corner.
1 mariaschicklgruber 2019-01-25
1 Kiru-Kokujin29 2019-01-25
sure reddit bans do literally nothing
i have nothing to lose from being banned
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-25
Cope
1 Cant_see_clearly 2019-01-25
At this point why should anyone actually give a fuck? You pathetic assclowns have become the reddit equivalent of Eric Cartmans tea party and I'll damned if I'm gonna jump through any hoops just end up being another Clyde frog sitting at the table waiting to tell you how tough and cool you are.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-01-25
How the fuck is anyone supposed to prove their drama posting when closing the sub hides posts from non approved contributors
1 80BAIT08 2019-01-25
Anyone under 6β has to obey me. Including you. Thatβs how this works.
1 xXEpicGamer69Xx 2019-01-25
r/drama needs more migrants. more diversity!
1 umar4812 2019-01-25
Just fucking make the subreddit public.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2019-01-25
I'm ok with that.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2019-01-25
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-01-25
Iβm happy here. The power users of r/drama always intimidated me tbh. You could tell they were intellectuals of rare insight involving complex human social values. The many levels of meaning in many posts were beyond my ability to comprehend. I know my place.