Can anyone explain whats going on here to a clueless virgin?

8  2019-03-28 by SaIvadora

22 comments

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1  DannedFromBrama 2019-03-28

this bot nigga got a flair ?? the fuck

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

Why this make my much tinier pp embiggen?

1  DannedFromBrama 2019-03-28

because u big gay boi

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

What!??? Nooooooooo!!!! I can't be gay! It's against my religion 😭

1  Dramatictuna 2019-03-28

Inshallah

1  mods_blow_goats 2019-03-28

A dude with likely a Girthy big cock is flaunting he doesn’t manscape.

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

Manscaping is in fact only for women.

1  mods_blow_goats 2019-03-28

Blasphemous! My balls look like brushed marble you barbarian.

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

Fuck no, furry men are waaaay sexier:

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1  mods_blow_goats 2019-03-28

I’m not clicking that for $10,000.

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

Fucking hater, it's amazing.

1  mods_blow_goats 2019-03-28

You dang nabbit fury. _^

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

Did you click? It was worth it right?

1  mods_blow_goats 2019-03-28

One minute I’m trying to help you find a stalker then you Fucking bomb me with male pubes that look like Whoopi Goldberg. Gosh darn it.

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

Lmao.

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-03-28

No wonder you're still a virgin.

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

Actually I'm willing to manscape if required, but no way I would want a fit hairy man to manscape.

I am simply not fit.

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-03-28

You're about to become a man.

1  SaIvadora 2019-03-28

I wish he would turn me into a man.

1  Eric_Style 2019-03-28

A man appears to be experiencing some stomach upset and he's unbuttoned his trousers to relieve pressure from his abdomen.